Disney Adults / Disneymania

xivnuhranx · Jan 25, 2024

Notorious Disney Adult LilSimsie on Twitch had a 5-minute long rant on a stream about how she hates Disney now because of Israel since she supports Palestine/Hamas. She violated a contract she had with Disney to play Dreamlight Valley, but she claims she got out of it. She's well-known for losing her mind if you misgender her pixels or say Harry Potter in her chat, so she's probably not mentally stable enough to understand if she's truly out of a contract.

Have any other Disney Adults gone off the rails because of Israel? She was the first time I heard about someone turning their back on Disney because of Israel.

Executive Petrel · Jan 26, 2024

saralovesjuicyfruit said:
I think that is what disgusts me the most about it: when it's people who have enough disposable income to travel all over the world and have real, meaningful experiences, and all they can think to do with that money is to go to fucking Disney multiple times each year. That's the epitome of 'low-class with money' to me. Total trailer trash shit. No taste.

you are ableist and neurodiversity-intolerant, never thought about the consumer being social phobic and even with jew pills is too afraid to travel to countries with high patriarchal values? He might need the Disney hug to eat his fruit loops over "How Goof*X explored men can also have menopause" 500 times over and over again to feel comfortable as his evil white wagecuck boss doesn't understand his special needs. Also, traveling causes global warming and is therefore evil.

G. Williamson · Jan 30, 2024

Rudolf's Friend said:
Some guy got naked at Disneyland's Small World ride. Dunno why he did it
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Late to high hell and I was meant to post here around New Year's day but forgot...

To update on my documentation I was ironically there one or two weeks later.

Family and I usually hit the area during the holidays and decided to hit the Magic Kingdom on one of their night events. Was pretty damn fun, 'mean haven't gone into the main one since... Probably a decade and stuck with shit like Epcot or Hollywood Studios...

Ma even mentioned the naked guy incident to me while we were on the ride too.

Whilst trying to forget the time it broke down when I was little and had to hear the song for a solid 20 minutes give or take. (Yes that actually happened to me.)

But anyways, I ain't here to talk about that.

I'm here to talk about the folks I've seen.

For starters, IT. WAS. FUCKING. PACKED.

It was like the damn Union Stockyards in consoom form. Epcot was a tad less busier (not surprised at all and Ironically was staying in a hotel not that far from it) but my god man the amount of people I've seen carrying those small cheap Disney themed backpacks is unhealthy.

The highlight though was when I saw the most Disney adult thing in all of my entire existence.

Hell, if I can summarize them in one image this is it.

WALT DISNEY WOULD BE PROUD!

TapewormBillie · Feb 3, 2024

xivnuhranx said:
Notorious Disney Adult LilSimsie on Twitch had a 5-minute long rant on a stream about how she hates Disney now because of Israel since she supports Palestine/Hamas. She violated a contract she had with Disney to play Dreamlight Valley, but she claims she got out of it. She's well-known for losing her mind if you misgender her pixels or say Harry Potter in her chat, so she's probably not mentally stable enough to understand if she's truly out of a contract.

Have any other Disney Adults gone off the rails because of Israel? She was the first time I heard about someone turning their back on Disney because of Israel.

It can't have not happened before this, and I'm sure it's constantly happening but most of them aren't blasting their meltdowns on social media.
It's the same phenomenon as the NAFOtroons and the general manchild culture. All these donkeys want the world to be black and white like a children's cartoon with clearly-defined good and evil people, and that means everyone on the side of good has to be of their morality and thus all of the "bad" guys are everything they disagree with, which means the "bad guys" are as, ahem, diverse as radical feminists who don't like troons for valid reasons all the way to ultra-reactionary monarchists who want to crown Adolf Hitler as emperor of the Holy Roman Empire posthumously.
The funny part about Israel is how badly the progressive lies backfired here. Jewish people openly saying to "Get Whitey" for years, telling people to always support the marginalized Colored of People, and building that coalition of the oppressed to exploit White Guilt, only for all their good goys to turn on them when a group higher on the oppression ladder suffered from their whip cracking. Disney has to support Israel because everyone in control there is Jewish. They're not even hiding it. And when their fanatics raise a fuss, just blast "antisemites" and "Remember the Holocaust" over the airwaves.

I'm half surprised there hasn't been a greater attempt to demoralize the political Left for daring to criticize Israel, but the other half knows that there's no real mastermind in control here. Everyone, even the powers that be, are winging it and pretending they aren't

Battlefield2142EU · Mar 8, 2024

This is what it looks when Disney Parks pander to Disney adults over families.

The Jackal · Mar 8, 2024

saralovesjuicyfruit said:
I think that is what disgusts me the most about it: when it's people who have enough disposable income to travel all over the world and have real, meaningful experiences, and all they can think to do with that money is to go to fucking Disney multiple times each year. That's the epitome of 'low-class with money' to me. Total trailer trash shit. No taste.

There's a specific type of person that's like this and it's not just Disney adults - there's a broader market for people who want to feel like they're going somewhere interesting on vacation without actually having to leave the States. I think it's the same with some of the casinos in Las Vegas.

Why bother actually flying out to France when you can just go to Florida instead?

It's basically the same, right? Except everyone speaks English and you never have to lift your fat ass off the mobility scooter.

Bruno Powroznik · Mar 8, 2024

The Jackal said:
It's basically the same, right? Except everyone speaks English and you never have to lift your fat ass off the mobility scooter.

tbf there is a greater chance of seeing french people at disneyland fake paris than actual paris at this point. Much less chance of being mugged by african youths too, can't blame them

The Jackal · Mar 9, 2024

Bruno Powroznik said:
tbf there is a greater chance of seeing french people at disneyland fake paris than actual paris at this point. Much less chance of being mugged by african youths too, can't blame them

No, definitely still lots of French people in Paris. The chances of getting mugged at Disneyland are indeed probably low though, so I guess it has that going for it.

saralovesjuicyfruit · Mar 10, 2024

The Jackal said:
There's a specific type of person that's like this and it's not just Disney adults - there's a broader market for people who want to feel like they're going somewhere interesting on vacation without actually having to leave the States. I think it's the same with some of the casinos in Las Vegas.

Why bother actually flying out to France when you can just go to Florida instead?

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It's basically the same, right? Except everyone speaks English and you never have to lift your fat ass off the mobility scooter.

Even staying in the US though, there are so many amazing experiences to have and things to see. I know people who are multimillionaire Disney adults. They go to Disney easily 6x a year (some of these are month-long stays in Florida) and they've also taken their kids to places like Seaworld. Why not visit the fucking San Juan islands in Washington state instead and see something real? Why not tour all of the great national parks? It's the same kind of people who always do cruises several times a year despite having the money to do something else on vacation (and no shade on cruises in general, I understand it can be an affordable way for regular families to take a nice vacation every few years). It's just kind of a pet peeve of mine I guess.

BScCollateral · Mar 10, 2024

saralovesjuicyfruit said:
Even staying in the US though, there are so many amazing experiences to have and things to see.

I suppose it's dangerously close to "your hobbies suck but mine are awesome" but I agree. At some level, "I go to the Egyptian galleries at the Met every other month" is much less embarrassing than "I go to Disney every other month." And I'm the guy who went through the T2 experience at Universal three times in one day because the entertainment they showed to people waiting to get in was the best satire of IT marketing bullshit ever made.

LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] · Mar 10, 2024

The Jackal said:
Why bother actually flying out to France when you can just go to Florida instead?

If they traveled to France they'd probably get the same experience. Nowadays there's a kind of tourism were people just go to the same chain restaurants. Same chain resorts, same cruises and same type of tour services on rails in every country so at the end they could be going to tunisia, europe or Thailand and it would feel like the same godamn experience every time.

If you are traveling to see how the hard rock cafe is like in another country might as well stay home. I don't really get it, but for those types of people who always want the same they might as well keep going to Disney and have everything prepackaged.

Pedophobe · Mar 10, 2024

BScCollateral said:
I suppose it's dangerously close to "your hobbies suck but mine are awesome" but I agree. At some level, "I go to the Egyptian galleries at the Met every other month" is much less embarrassing than "I go to Disney every other month." And I'm the guy who went through the T2 experience at Universal three times in one day because the entertainment they showed to people waiting to get in was the best satire of IT marketing bullshit ever made.

The point is that going somewhere real probably isn't as good as going somewhere fake, but it's a lot more real. There may be some value in real experiences that people who only have fake experiences are overlooking.

Jeff_the_Thriller · Mar 10, 2024

Meat Canyon does a great video about this one loser in particular. This late 20s fag practically oozes soy. He acts like his airport econolodge is five star accommodations like he's Borat. The $12 churro is greatest food he has ever eaten. The best part is when he makes cummies in his pants when he sees a Micky Mouse mascot. At Disneyland!

I was well aware of consoomers but I wasn't aware of how unhinged Disney adults are. They take that shit to another level.

The Jackal · Mar 10, 2024

LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
If they traveled to France they'd probably get the same experience. Nowadays there's a kind of tourism were people just go to the same chain restaurants. Same chain resorts, same cruises and same type of tour services on rails in every country so at the end they could be going to tunisia, europe or Thailand and it would feel like the same godamn experience every time.

If you are traveling to see how the hard rock cafe is like in another country might as well stay home. I don't really get it, but for those types of people who always want the same they might as well keep going to Disney and have everything prepackaged.

Yeah, I agree, that's also pretty lame. But I think even going abroad and only eating at McDonald's or Hard Rock Cafe is still less cringeworthy than going to Disneyland. At least they'd probably get in some generic sightseeing too, maybe even have a conversation with a local.