Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Free the Pedos]

I hope Bex Gerber finds out about the poly parenting session and decides to go to the con. Nothing like a cow crossover.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Also if he was an author, he doesnt get paid to think about these things, strictly speaking

Especially now, he is writing with the hope of it being sold, not that he is instructed to and then paid for carrying out this task.

Thats not the same as being paid to think about these things. Presumably scientists at NASA are paid to think about these things.

Actual Sci Fi authors with success and ongoing publishing contracts, one could say they are paid to speculate and imagine about these things, but not really to think about how such things would genuinely work.
No one would ask a script writer on Star Trek about gravitational effects of planets and soil nutrient qualities on Mars.

Best he's had was that part he played on that show no one watched because it had a bunch of crappy science fiction authors speculating on stuff.

 

[FinnSven]

Best he's had was that part he played on that show no one watched because it had a bunch of crappy science fiction authors speculating on stuff.

Exactly.

It's like a mark of a really good sci fi author is that whether or not the "science" and "facts" of their fictional universe would work in reality, they are still able to explain how their "science" or "facts" work to a reasonable degree of complexity and in universe logic.

Obviously having a background in a serious science really helps someone imagine such things, just like how a lot of sci fi and fantasy authors are history professors and the like. This gives them the capacity to imagine a fantasy society and how such a place could operate.

What Fatrick doesn't seem to grasp is that a lot of the best sci fi-fantasy authors are smart people with successful careers in deep fields of study, who write their novels in later life. Not that writing sci fi and fantasy grants them amazing insight into science and societies.

 

[RussianParasite]

It explains things better than a mysterious Planet X. They both have equal mass.

I laughed out loud very hard at this.

I always get a kick out of cows when they try and talk about science.

Same. When our favorite fat faggot (with bitch tits) talks about business or markets I get a good laugh. He knows absolutely fucking nothing about any of these things, and I can’t even imagine how far off he is on hard science stuff. Tesla’s stock is going to crash into paint balloons any day now I am sure!

@FinnSven you just posted before me but I agree about the best sci fi/ fantasy authors knowing their subject matters well. A lot, and I mean a lot, of fantasy stories are based on crazy things that actually happened in history.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Himmler would tell Patrick to cool down his murderous rage and eat healthier.

"Patrick, stop gassing der Juden! Der incinerators cannot burn 8,000 bodies per day!"

"Nein, kinder. Der Juden stalkers shall be exterminated."

No child.

He gets paid to think about these things? I hope it's not too much, because he clearly doesn't think. 10 seconds of Googling revealed that, if the Martian ice caps melted, a sphere the size of Mars would be drowned under 100ft. of water. Additionally, there are massive slabs of ice buried beneath the dirt and sand. Additionally, water is chemically bound to various minerals, and can be separated by heat. Finally, if you can rearrange atoms you have effectively an endless source of resources, since matter cannot be created or destroyed (no link because this is basic high school chemistry. Which Patrick flunked, now that I think of it.)

 

[FinnSven]

I laughed out loud very hard at this.

Same. When our favorite fat faggot (with bitch tits) talks about business or markets I get a good laugh. He knows absolutely fucking nothing about any of these things, and I can’t even imagine how far off he is on hard science stuff. Tesla’s stock is going to crash into paint balloons any day now I am sure!

@FinnSven you just posted before me but I agree about the best sci fi/ fantasy authors knowing their subject matters well. A lot, and I mean a lot, of fantasy stories are based on crazy things that actually happened in history.

Well, probably the currently most famous example of that is A song of ice and fire.
It’s no secret that most of it is based on the wars of the roses and directly related slightly later historical figures.
Particularly the House of Tudor, Henry 8th, Elizabeth the First and Bloody Mary.

Fatrick could have been inspired by Henry the eighth when he threatened to kill his first wife and new born child (especially if she was a girl), but as this ultimately failed, he did the other famous acts of Henry the Eighth by becoming disgustingly and offensively fat.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Arthor C. Clark thought about satellite communication system using geostationary orbits. Kim Stanley Robinson had some good ideas on ecological sustainability, and had a PhD in English. PKD's Roog is better than anything Patrick has written. Although much like with Patrick I would not want to be in the same vehicle as him.

 

[Lana Del Hitler]

My ribs.

 

[Divine right to rule]

"Patrick, stop gassing der Juden! Der incinerators cannot burn 8,000 bodies per day!"

"Nein, kinder. Der Juden stalkers shall be exterminated."

"Gassing is too good for them, Führer-child.
Let them serve the Reich by becoming food for our Soldaten. Feed the Eastern Front with Jew-wurst.
Enjoy the Fleischwolf, banker-children."

 

[Tablet County]

"Patrick, stop gassing der Juden! Der incinerators cannot burn 8,000 bodies per day!"

"Nein, kinder. Der Juden stalkers shall be exterminated."

The fall of the Third Reich was really the result of Grandpa Tomlinson using up all of Germany's resources to make his patented Juderschnitzel.

 

[Ethics Gradient]

All of this gravity talk has made me wonder.

Is it possible that Fatrick’s bulk is interfering with the earth’s orbit around the sun?

Perhaps if he was distributed more evenly across the planet, the orbit would return to pre global warming movements?

Interesting proposition. Also explains why Shane Noakes and Piggy are never seen together.

The mass concentration in a localised area WILL exceed the Schwarzschild radius causing irreversible gravitational collapse.

In other words: Pat = Fat.

 

[FinnSven]

The fall of the Third Reich was really the result of Grandpa Tomlinson using up all of Germany's resources to make his patented Juderschnitzel.

It was said that the Germans in World War Two ate better even than the Americans.

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

All of this gravity talk has made me wonder.

Is it possible that Fatrick’s bulk is interfering with the earth’s orbit around the sun?

Perhaps if he was distributed more evenly across the planet, the orbit would return to pre global warming movements?

If him consuming untold amounts of dark meat can affect the Pioneer probes then surely his influence on Earth is even greater.
Now that I think about it, could Fatrick be what the HAARP program was really about? Not to create an earthquake-generating device but to contain the gravity waves emanating from him and saving the world.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Interesting proposition. Also explains why Shane Noakes and Piggy are never seen together.

The mass concentration in a localised area WILL exceed the Schwarzschild radius causing irreversible gravitational collapse.

In other words: Pat = Fat.

I think their egos work on a similar idea to the Roche Limit. If those two get to close to one another the most narcissistic would tear the other apart.

 

[AnOminous]

No child.

As usual, the porker is totally wrong.

The main issue with martian soil is that there is no organic compounds to it.

It's shit soil but that's really the least of the problems. A few years of shitting in it and it'll have organics. The salts are probably bad but I'm sure there's something that can cope with it.

PKD's Roog is better than anything Patrick has written. Although much like with Patrick I would not want to be in the same vehicle as him.

The worst thing Dick ever wrote (probably Vulcan's Hammer or Dr. Futurity imo and you probably never heard of them and there is a reason for that) is better than the best thing Fatty ever wrote.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

You know, I could see the Japanese societal practice of someone wearing a mask when they're sick with a cold or allergies, but that's on the individual who's not feeling well. That's common sense and courtesy during cold and flu season.

But still requiring masks for COVID in 2024? When most conventions have a "wear one if you feel it necessary" policy? Yikes.

The best part IMO is that the specifically ban exhalation valves.

This means if you showed up in a full hazmat bunnysuit and matching full face respirator with NBC filters, they'd turn you away.

You know, not for being a freak wearing hazmat gear to what is allegedly a book convention, but because your mask might be capable of exhaling some of the most purified air known to man.

 

[FinnSven]

As usual, the porker is totally wrong.
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It's shit soil but that's really the least of the problems. A few years of shitting in it and it'll have organics. The salts are probably bad but I'm sure there's something that can cope with it.

The worst thing Dick ever wrote (probably Vulcan's Hammer or Dr. Futurity imo and you probably never heard of them and there is a reason for that) is better than the best thing Fatty ever wrote.

Maybe that is why fatty salted his garden?

He thought he could come up with a way to fertilize Martian soil with ground bone meal that he couldn’t stuff in his pepperoni.

 

[Expendable Zaku]

Just dropped back in to call Fatrick a sperg and a turbo faggot. That never gets old.

 

[L Ton Tubbard]

According to Google, this particular squealing in Portuguese is: "É por isso que sua vida já acabou, perseguidor. Aproveite a prisão." Real missed opportunity by Rick here to be more inclusive of languages other than English. (Which was invented by white men, yuck!)

 

[CansOfCant]

Você foi instruído, milhares de vezes, a não entrar em contato com esse número. Aproveite a prisão, perseguidor.