Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

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Never mind the tranny shit, I'm more confused about the subreddit

You thought porking the pooners on grindr was easy?

Now it's time to don your Black Magick SS and Peste Noire shirts and rail all the mentally ill danger hair girls you want while throwing up your Roman Salutes. Until one inevitably accuses you of rape and gets you thrown in jail. Hail Victory.

 

[Fungible penis]

Puberty blockers ban extends to private provider's in England

Britbong Terfs absolutely hard as a ROCK all week.

 

[Melee Bouquet]

@Not Dr. Evil posted this absurd article in the Alejandro Caraballo thread: "Florida’s Anti-Trans Bathroom Law Spurs Harrowing Vigilante Attacks" archive and original at the Daily Beast

Naturally the "attacks" are just regular people telling trans to leave restrooms and as a result the article is a collection of hilarious, hyperventilating vignettes. I had to make sure the reporter Nico Lang wasn't actually a satirist because the whole thing reads like a sublime parody. It starts off with a transwoman being told to get out of the women's room by a an actual woman

"Everything but the dog snappin' at his rear" as they say in the South. Next are theatrics from a troublemaking they/them trans-masc NB and an incident at the ballet involving a totally passing tranny who's so femme even the kids are fooled.

Uh-huh. Pointing out the name of the ballet was a nice snickering detail but the best story is the last one and it involves a sprightly transman:

I hope you enjoyed!

 

[Murry Loon]

his palms were sweaty, knees weak, breath was heavy
piss spilled from his noodle already, call it mom's spaghetti

 

[Lyra Plushie]

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[Pickman's Modeling Agency]

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This post has been shared before, but it makes me wonder. If this is an actual man who had to have a phalloplasty (or just a gnarly skin graft) and is crying to troon subs for support, fucking lol. Dude is probably a 5'2 manlet with roid acne getting mistaken for a pooner, the shame! If, on the other hand, this is a pooner who has lost herself in the LARP, then stating "I literally was born with balls" then whining about being thought of as a liar is just

 

[stupid frog]

This post has been shared before, but it makes me wonder. If this is an actual man who had to have a phalloplasty (or just a gnarly skin graft) and is crying to troon subs for support, fucking lol. Dude is probably a 5'2 manlet with roid acne getting mistaken for a pooner, the shame! If, on the other hand, this is a pooner who has lost herself in the LARP, then stating "I literally was born with balls" then whining about being thought of as a liar is just

It's r/phallo, I think it's a man?

 

[Pickman's Modeling Agency]

It's r/phallo, I think it's a man?

Not to shit up the thread with questions, but... what percentage of posters on r/phallo are troons vs actual men? Phalloplasty was a thing before all this, but I have no idea how many men would have it done vs pooners.

 

[batteredpancakes]

This post has been shared before, but it makes me wonder. If this is an actual man who had to have a phalloplasty (or just a gnarly skin graft) and is crying to troon subs for support, fucking lol. Dude is probably a 5'2 manlet with roid acne getting mistaken for a pooner, the shame! If, on the other hand, this is a pooner who has lost herself in the LARP, then stating "I literally was born with balls" then whining about being thought of as a liar is just

Yeah I've always wondered if this is actually a TiF that's just trying to delude others into thinking she's a cisman. I see a lot of TiFs on r/ftm that admit they larp as cismen even in front of other LGBT. They comment a lot on r/phallo and they really seem like a woman to me. Shit don't add up.

Quite a few TiFs like to regard themselves as men who have been in an accident and thus have no penis.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

I swear to god there's a similar post to this going around. I've seen it twice but didn't think to screenshot it, and now I can't find it anymore.

It was a post about how people against children taking hormones/getting surgeries don't actually care about their health, and that they're just trying to exert more control over children's bodies. They said that parents already surgically alter children's bodies without care for the child's wellbeing or consent, and the two examples they give are the same Tommy John arm surgery mentioned here, and circumcision.

When gender surgeons are sent to the Minecraft servers, anyone involved with infant circumcision should get the exact same treatment. I wish I could be more explicit.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

It’s r/phallo, it’s all pooners and enbies wanting to be gender confusions in that subreddit. There are actual men that get phallo as reconstruction after penile cancer or war injuries. Since they’re men, however, they often hide their feelings like men usually do or are just grateful for the option at all. It’d be similar to a woman getting reconstructive surgery post mastectomy. Those hysterics about being “cis” scream woman trying and failing to stealth.

More Cass Report salt. A lot of the usual buzzwords are tossed around in this, including “trans genocide”





I was going to leave this post as that, but this post popped up right after this one and I am legitimately MATI



“We already fucked up the third and maybe even fourth wave of feminism by injecting ourselves into women’s spaces, but those cunts* are not sucking our girldicks hard or often enough anymore! We need a NEW feminist movement, just for us trans women!”

*I am pretty sure that the “men” op is talking about are pooners, btw. But OP and others are definitely butthurt about the idea of actual women (e.g. “swerfs”) having a space/social rights movement of their own



Fuckin’ colonizers

(Also can someone tell me what a sock is in this context because all I got were gay sex memes)

 

[Aunt Carol]

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Yeah I've always wondered if this is actually a TiF that's just trying to delude others into thinking she's a cisman.

I flipped through this Redditor's post history. Black male, schizophrenic, went off meds age 14 and removed penis with a wine glass out of fear he'd rape someone. Also lost a leg due to self-harm. Posts about the UK Apprentice, occasional posts about skin care/razor bumps, bald/dreadlocks, tattoos and tattooing, cooking/meal prep. Occasional bursts of supportive posting in self harm/heavy conversation subs. Writes like a man, in my opinion. Advice is practical, uses UK slang but not poonerisms. Also this:


If this is a fake there's a lot of effort to make it seem realistic.

 

[PandaChai]

(Also can someone tell me what a sock is in this context because all I got were gay sex memes)

It's a jab at enbies I believe, it's mocking they/them/their naming choices; Ash, Blue, Sock. It's been a Tumblr joke for a little while.

 

[cybertoaster]

@Not Dr. Evil posted this absurd article in the Alejandro Caraballo thread: "Florida’s Anti-Trans Bathroom Law Spurs Harrowing Vigilante Attacks" archive and original at the Daily Beast

Naturally the "attacks" are just regular people telling trans to leave restrooms and as a result the article is a collection of hilarious, hyperventilating vignettes. I had to make sure the reporter Nico Lang wasn't actually a satirist because the whole thing reads like a sublime parody. It starts off with a transwoman being told to get out of the women's room by a an actual woman
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"Everything but the dog snappin' at his rear" as they say in the South. Next are theatrics from a troublemaking they/them trans-masc NB and an incident at the ballet involving a totally passing tranny who's so femme even the kids are fooled. View attachment 5898922
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Uh-huh. Pointing out the name of the ballet was a nice snickering detail but the best story is the last one and it involves a sprightly transman:
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I hope you enjoyed!

Imagine thinking anyone is gonna risk getting an assault charge for a pooner...

 

[toilet_rainbow]

It's a jab at enbies I believe, it's mocking they/them/their naming choices; Ash, Blue, Sock. It's been a Tumblr joke for a little while.

Thanks, when I googled it I was suggested mostly memes about how if men wear socks during gay sex they’re not really gay. Saw maybe two references to what you answered.

This was also an issue during the peak Tumblr era, but so many terms are made and thrown at the wall. If I have to constantly google just to try to understand what the fuck someone is talking about, then that’s a good sign of how fucked troons are. Like TMA/TME and CNC. I know the terms but I had to actively go searching for what they meant since its clear that they’re creating labels for things that don’t need labels or trying to be hush hush about something fucked up (like CNC or the whole “MAPS” thing). It’s like explaining a joke that was never funny to begin with. You know the answer now yet feel unsatisfied all the same.

I do believe trannies doing this ironically helps peak normies. Most people my parents age can barely understand what a trans woman is, let alone something like TME demigirl bisexual homoromantic. It’s complete gibberish, but don’t ask for an explanation or you’re *transphobic!*

 

[Local Farmer]

Damn I didn't know the haus guy was trans, I liked their absurdist dick humour lol. But also that sounds less like gender dysphoria and more like dissociation or depersonalization, which does suck and I can relate to the idea of just wanting to believe that there's a single thing you can do that will stop that feeling but the thing is that transitioning is almost certainly not the answer

trooning out being the cure to depersonalization is comparative to lobotomies being the cure to depression

 

[Otterly]

Puberty blockers ban extends to private provider's in England

YES! This is really great.
And a reminder that our traitorous House of Commons filibustered Liz truss when she tried to get this very thing through as a private members bill.
Post in thread 'Puberty blocker clinic accepted £20k donation from ‘sugar daddy’'
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/puber...onation-from-sugar-daddy.186819/post-17981961
SHAME on them and may every single one who did it be named in the press

 

[AssignedEva]

Yeah I've always wondered if this is actually a TiF that's just trying to delude others into thinking she's a cisman. I see a lot of TiFs on r/ftm that admit they larp as cismen even in front of other LGBT. They comment a lot on r/phallo and they really seem like a woman to me. Shit don't add up.

Quite a few TiFs like to regard themselves as men who have been in an accident and thus have no penis.

This is his backstory -

 

[batteredpancakes]

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Yeah we've discussed him in the SRS thread before. There's a longer explanation he has from 2 years back Link (archive)

Here's my first explanation I had on why I think it's a woman based on his post where he gets clocked by a nurse

I'm still not entirely convinced though. That gender analyser reads multiple posts of his as feminine and i'm getting the impression the reason the nurse thought he was female was because of visual looks, not just the arm scar alone. Assuming this person is telling the truth, then he still has his balls and he's now 37yo so he should look 100% unmistakably male. Way past the androgyny twink stage.

Diagnosis of schizophrenia at 5 and on medication also seems very sus to me, especially for someone born in the 80s. Along with spending 6 years in a psychiatric hospital from ~14-20.
The leg amputation thing seems off too. He doesn't mention it at all in his big initial post. Why would he omit such an important detail considering how life-changing that is considering it's such an important consequence of his schizophrenia? He'll comment about eating dirt to kill himself but nothing about having to relearn to walk with a prosthetic? Timeline seems off too. he spent the rest of his teens in the loony bin meaning he had to have had the amputation during that time. That also makes it pretty unlikely.

Sounds like a larper who keeps adding details to me.

 

[SofondaCox]

This is his backstory -
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Yeah we've discussed him in the SRS thread before. There's a longer explanation he has from 2 years back Link (archive)

Here's my first explanation I had on why I think it's a woman based on his post where he gets clocked by a nurse

Diagnosis of schizophrenia at 5 and on medication also seems very sus to me, especially for someone born in the 80s. Along with spending 6 years in a psychiatric hospital from ~14-20.
The leg amputation thing seems off too. He doesn't mention it at all in his big initial post. Why would he omit such an important detail considering how life-changing that is considering it's such an important consequence of his schizophrenia? He'll comment about eating dirt to kill himself but nothing about having to relearn to walk with a prosthetic? Timeline seems off too. he spent the rest of his teens in the loony bin meaning he had to have had the amputation during that time. That also makes it pretty unlikely.

Sounds like a larper who keeps adding details to me.

Pretend black and pretend male. Just one of those shitty fanfic girls fleshing out another ludicrous fantasy.