Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

[Absurdity]

PTK=Tranny BTK.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

 

[Ish Kabibble]

I wonder if she got the rotdog or the steroid hyena clit

Hyena clit...can't waste those few days left in Hollywood with those rotdog scars.

 

[Florch]

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When your packer slides down your trouser leg. And you remember you drew a little face on it.

They should put pictures like this on scripts for HRT, much like Australia does on cigarettes -

 

[LimeRikki]

I wonder if she got the rotdog or the steroid hyena clit

*Puts on tinfoil hat*

Her handlers won't let her get a rot dog. That surgery has such a high rate of complications that I don't think they'd be able to hide her resulting trans "joy" from the public for long. (They are doing a shit job now as is.) They don't want the public to have any real insight into how these surgeries work, and a BPD has-been actress complaining on social media could do a lot of damage very quickly. If Ellen ever detroons depoons she will be as vocal about it as she is about trans shit now. That can't be allowed, at least not unless detransing becomes the new hip victim identiy. (Could happen but I'm not holding my breath.)

*removes tinfoil hat and returns it to purse for convient storage*

 

[DSHK]

*Puts on tinfoil hat*

Her handlers won't let her get a rot dog. That surgery has such a high rate of complications that I don't think they'd be able to hide her resulting trans "joy" from the public for long. (They are doing a shit job now as is.) They don't want the public to have any real insight into how these surgeries work, and a BPD has-been actress complaining on social media could do a lot of damage very quickly. If Ellen ever detroons depoons she will be as vocal about it as she is about trans shit now. That can't be allowed, at least not unless detransing becomes the new hip victim identiy. (Could happen but I'm not holding my breath.)

*removes tinfoil hat and returns it to purse for convient storage*

I cant believe how insane this world is man

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

Has Ellen Spoken Out about any of the nickelodeon doc news or does she not do social commentary any more? Just insta selfies.

 

[Marc]

Has Ellen Spoken Out about any of the nickelodeon doc news or does she not do social commentary any more? Just insta selfies.

She generally tries (and fails) to publicly hitch her wagon to matters she knows nothing about (e.g., the Smollett hate crime hoax, male fashion, permaculture, foreign politics, etc.). Even Ellen's more positively received instances of "activism" consist of posing like a garden gnome while basking in whatever praise she receives for being little more than a conspicuous "guest of honor" at fundraisers and press events (in previous centuries, she might have made for a fine court jester or plebeian condemned to damnatio ad bestias).

The presumably more personal "Gaycation" passion project/cynically performative PR stunt seemed to consist of pretending that wearing what appeared to be one of Rick Nielsen's baseball caps qualified her to talk down to international political figures while sneering.

Narcissistic, slacktivist midwits such as Ellen - who care only about the promise of short-term accolades in response to the appearance of being morally correct in convenient moments - tend to outright avoid helping others in any context which might serve to soften their mask of bullshit through cathartically addressing their own traumas. Even when portraying herself as a savior, Ellen is unwilling to share the spotlight with anyone who could be perceived to be a bigger victim (that pitiable wife she abandoned seems to have been thrown down the Shelly Miscavige hole). So, if Ellen does happen to sniff out clout to chase in the course of making the Nickelodeon casting couch drama about herself, I can't imagine her contributions being more than platitudinal:

To admit to empathizing to the degree to which her own pertinent experiences with that ugly industry continue to obviously and demonstrably affect her would serve to undermine her own bullshit: She's supposed to be all better, now. Ellen was apparently so eager to escape the perpetual anguish of female victimhood that she retconned her entire life to have simply been a crude misunderstanding on the part of the world, concerning her "male-ness" (going so far as to insist that a gang of boys identified her as a "faggot" when she was a little girl).

Ellen Page is the female breed of monstrously entitled mediocrity produced by molesting a spoiled child. Ezra Miller seems like the male version. And both cases seem terminal; with no remaining stages of progression. Maybe ten minutes locked in a closet with Andy Dick could cure them - Desperate measures, and all that.

 

[TungstenCarbide]

They should put pictures like this on scripts for HRT, much like Australia does on cigarettes -

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We do that in Italy too, but apparently this kind of ad deters only non-smokers (at least it's what one of my acquaintances saw during their experience as a manager of a tobacco shop). I don't think strong images will ever scare troons away fron their dose of titty skittles.

 

[LimeRikki]

And both cases seem terminal; with no remaining stages of progression.

Stuff them full of psychedelics repeatedly and see if the proported neuroplasticity effects can cure a personality disorder?

 

[pink cigarettes]

that pitiable wife she abandoned seems to have been thrown down the Shelly Miscavige hole

Has she? Portner seems to do pretty well in her sphere (pro dancing/choreography) and even has bit parts in films now and then. I'm sure she's watching this and thinking she dodged a bullet not wasting another moment with this wingnut

 

[ephermeral]

Purchase VIP Seating to attend a Post-Show Meet & Greet!
"Join us for an unforgettable evening with Elliot Page on Sunday, May 5th, at 7:30pm at the Academy of Music in Northampton, MA. Celebrate and support Transhealth’s mission of expanding access to gender-affirming care with a powerful fireside chat that illuminates the power of hope, the warmth of joy, and the courage required to live authentically."

What better way to celebrate Cinco De Mayo?! I would go, but it's my dogs birthday.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Someone here living in Massachusetts needs to take one for the team, dye their hair blue and attend.
A personal account from someone whose seen her in the flesh would be amazing for this thread.

 

[ephermeral]

Someone here living in Massachusetts needs to take one for the team, dye their hair blue and attend.
A personal account from someone whose seen her in the flesh would be amazing for this thread.

General tickets are $45-$90 and the meet and greet is $275. I'm not sure if crowdfunding is allowed for this sort of thing, but I'd throw in a few sheckles if someone wants to go whole hog on affirming the rot dog.

 

[pink cigarettes]

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Purchase VIP Seating to attend a Post-Show Meet & Greet!
"Join us for an unforgettable evening with Elliot Page on Sunday, May 5th, at 7:30pm at the Academy of Music in Northampton, MA. Celebrate and support Transhealth’s mission of expanding access to gender-affirming care with a powerful fireside chat that illuminates the power of hope, the warmth of joy, and the courage required to live authentically."

What better way to celebrate Cinco De Mayo?! I would go, but it's my dogs birthday.

Yep, here she goes- troon fundraising and speeches, slowly moving on from acting to ass pats.
Anyone else see that promo image and think for a second that it was a "celebration of life" memorial lol

 

[Doppelmonger]

She really can't smile genuinely in any photo where she appears. It looks like she is holding back tears.

Trans Joy™ at play there

 

[Dromedary]

Yep, here she goes- troon fundraising and speeches, slowly moving on from acting to ass pats.
Anyone else see that promo image and think for a second that it was a "celebration of life" memorial lol

She looks like a molested altar boy in the 1950s.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Going completely frozen while some woman dry humps and orgasms over you doesn't sound very nice.

Been there.

you lose absolutely nothing evolutionarily if you fuck a tranny. you're going to make a hundred million more sperm soon enough. if a woman fails to detect a man she could end up pregnant, so women are naturally much better at detecting the birth sex of strangers.

A truly retarded take.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I bet FTMs get so jealous of men like Pete Davidson. Charismatic, funny, tall and can effortlessly pull beautiful woman despite looking like he only showers once a month.

It's what they all want. Admiration without effort. 20 years ago they would have been big fans of Pete Doherty.
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Who the fuck is that with Kate Moss?

Did she find some homeless Heroin Junkie begging for change in the subway and ask him to score for her?

Edit: Nevermind I'm caught up. Not a homeless dude a washed up Junkie ex-singer.
Never heard of him.

If it actually happened, I bet the dude who called her faggot was black.

Guaranteed. If someone as terminally libshit as her is telling a story like that and they don't mention the harrassers race, its pretty much a guarantee they were Black. If it was a White dude she'd have fallen over herself to mention it.

You could even use Winona Ryder as an example; who's been welcomed back in the spotlight despite being in her 50s. And she's 15 years older than Page.

Of course the difference between Ellen and actresses like Anna Paquin, Christina Ricci, and Winona Ryder is those people are actually pretty good actresses with the ability to play a variety of different characters, and they aren't stuck with a quavery, shakey voice that always sound like they're on the edge of tears.
They all moved out of the early roles they were known for and took parts that were vastly different and varied.
Ellen never gave herself the chance, and when she still did get work the roles were often pretty similar, and again, that voice.
None of those other actresses is annoying and whiney to listen too.

 

[Ser Prize]

Of course the difference between Ellen and actresses like Anna Paquin, Christina Ricci, and Winona Ryder is those people are actually pretty good actresses with the ability to play a variety of different characters, and they aren't stuck with a quavery, shakey voice that always sound like they're on the edge of tears.
They all moved out of the early roles they were known for and took parts that were vastly different and varied.
Ellen never gave herself the chance, and when she still did get work the roles were often pretty similar, and again, that voice.
None of those other actresses is annoying and whiney to listen too.

Ellen's voice was always grating. It was like a non-hot version of Emma Stone.

The saving grace that she had was that she was cute. Was.