@DefCon Dumb The staff must just love when there are people legitimately and seriously ill then this abomination comes in with her tummy hurting and takes up a bed and her “own washroom” (Just say bathroom, you have shit your pants on livestream multiple times). Even if it is norovirus (there’s no test for it AFAIK) or the “stomach flu” (no such thing), THEY CAN’T DO ANYTHING FOR YOU. DRINK THE GODDAMN GATORADE AND GO TO BED. Maybe stop eating entirely, for at least a year, while you’re at it.
And as someone already mentioned, norovirus makes you sick as fuck. She just wants to be treated like a poor sick gigantic cutie baby (and to deflect). This gunt is in an emergency bed where it’s typically very quiet for the sick people who need rest RECORDING FUCKING CAMEOS. Can you imagine being a nurse listening to
“Ready, Set, Beeze!”
“I miss Julia and Howie and my handshomesht man who has never cheated because the past is erased and also god lives in the gulf countries including SAUDI FUCKING ARABIA where there are NO radicalized Muslims just like there is NO poverty in Kuwait. And god sees that I am TRYING by wearing this nun’s habit, so see you in hell. From heaven,”
“Last night I dreamt of San Pedro…”
Then the bitch calls for the nurse every time she needs to use her private lavatory and complain that the goddamn pressure cuff actually hurts while her modest Muslim Merry Ham ass is probably hanging out of her hospital gown in between bouts of diarrhea. She probably also tells them about the cameos, her fans and fame, and of course her 100k YouTube subscribers. If nurses didn’t have confidentiality to uphold, I would be expecting them here shortly.
I did look up possible outbreaks in the local health unit and the hospital has one for the flu (which is a RESPIRATORY illness, not a “stomach flu”). I did find another amusing entry I wanted to share with the class in pic 2:
Oh, and since this comment is way too long for anyone to have read it all, I’ll just put my two cents in about the trip over the border. She probably went with Rasta Aunt. Peetz doesn’t have a driver’s licence, do you think he has a passport? Also, Massena NY is a 15 minute drive from Cornwall. She’s been going there, including that strip mall and especially that Chinese restaurant, her entire life. “I love driving and getting lost”. Rule number 1.