Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

As usual, the porker is totally wrong.
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It's shit soil but that's really the least of the problems. A few years of shitting in it and it'll have organics. The salts are probably bad but I'm sure there's something that can cope with it.
perchlorates are pretty toxic to plants and people alike, mainly because when they're ingested, the metabolic system mistakes them for the essential nutrient iodine, but they're much more destructive than iodine is due to being more powerful oxidisers
on the plus side, the natural occurrence of perchlorates in Martian soil means it'll be a very rich source of material for making fireworks and explosives
 
perchlorates are pretty toxic to plants and people alike, mainly because when they're ingested, the metabolic system mistakes them for the essential nutrient iodine, but they're much more destructive than iodine is due to being more powerful oxidisers
on the plus side, the natural occurrence of perchlorates in Martian soil means it'll be a very rich source of material for making fireworks and explosives
True, it makes it shit soil, although it's not like you have to terraform every inch of Mars. You'd just need to purify enough soil for however many people were there (probably a very small number at first), then adding your own human/animal produced organics would fix the rest. It's the whole "barely any atmosphere" thing and the "no magnetic field to contain it even if you added one" part that are the problems.

And more importantly, the fact that Patrick Tomlinson is a fat faggot with bitch tits and completely wrong. Anyone who even looked at the huge number of pictures we have from the surface of Mars has literally seen with their own eyes that there is soil there.
Then again, if it was really thin, then the Mars helicopter wouldn't have worked.
It is really thin. They had to design the fuck out of it to get it to work and even then its functional lifespan wasn't very long.
 
^^^^This would be the best troll. When a guy is known for going nuclear immediately, its funnier to slowly needle the pigger. On the other hand, having a half dozen boomers dressed in old school striped prison uniforms in the front row would be pretty good
This reminded me of this video. Good timing too. Anthony Cumia of OandA.
 

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There's been a recent resurgence of Venus colonization wank due to some feminism-flavored nonsense about how Mars/Venus : Men/Women and so clearly the reason people talk about Mars colonization instead of Venus colonization is sexism.

As an ally and male feminist I do hope Patrick signs up for the Venus mission. Though I don’t know how family courts operate over there, so he will need to be careful. Maybe noted author and wit Patrick S. Tomlinson could write a sci-fi comedy about a pig man who volunteers to be a sort of genetic Adam for purposes of populating Venus, only to get in legal trouble and end up losing his parental rights, leaving a quarter of the Venusian [Stalker] children fatherless.

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Make sure to wear your mask, fat faggot!

God, conventions are all retarded fagfests. I hope their convention gets crashed by diaper wearing furries.

Notice how the word Mask is always capitalized? Weird people, these.

50 minutes? What? Is he going to attempt to read three pages and give up? We've seen how well he writes and how badly he did in school so I doubt he reads out loud well.

I really want to hear him read aloud in that weird Norman Bates voice of his. I wonder if he’ll over-enunciate everything or if he’ll try his hand at doing character voices. Either way hilarity or at least a sensible chuckle is guaranteed.

They're "desperate" because of stupid shit like still insisting on wearing fag masks

Their problem too is that half their fan base has gone insane, and it’s the half most likely to complain and run pressure campaigns. That puffed up Phoenician N Taleb popularized something that he called, IIRC, the paradox of the least tolerant. Basically goes like this: If 99% of students will eat anything for lunch and 1% only eat kosher or halal, all the food is going to be kosher or halal. The majority don’t care and will eat it anyway. Probably something similar with these shit mask policies at first, though by now they’re exactly what you said, a shibboleth. Truly the PS Tomlinsons of the world can’t live and let live or even play nicely with others. You must align 100% with Patrick Tomlinson Thought or you’re a Nazi. God forbid he ever discuss his hobbies with someone who didn’t vote for Biden or vandalize his own motorcycle.

Also "The Temptations of Tiny Tim" sounds like some weird coming of age erotica written by a sicko in a guild of pedophiles

I looked it up on Goodreads and it got five stars from someone named “BalldoLuvr.”

New York not only home of the Jew, but also home of the retard too.

Retard birthright trips. Retard Aliyah to New York. Retard Zionism. It’s all coming together. Next year in Bed Stuy, brothers.

Schwarzschild radius

Commonly held to measure 15-20 feet from wherever he’s standing, this is the radius around Pat in which African American children are at risk of becoming cured meats.

Re: Somerville Dan and the pests, I salute those guys. I’m on board with Kiwi policy about touching the livestock, but you can’t deny that we’ve all derived joy from the labor of Dan Mullen, Rahul Kumar, Josiah and the other hard-working pests. Here on the Farms we breed a detached and intellectual poster. But the world needs blue collar men who aren’t afraid to get their hands dirty. I won’t join them, but I will nod respectfully and raise my glass of port in their direction as I recline in my study.
 
I really want to hear him read aloud in that weird Norman Bates voice of his. I wonder if he’ll over-enunciate everything or if he’ll try his hand at doing character voices. Either way hilarity or at least a sensible chuckle is guaranteed.
I always thought his regular voice would be this annoying sniveling thing, but it was way funnier.
 
That fat titted nigger watches whatever hollywood tells him to
I dunno, there's definitely some huge grossing and heavily marketed films the last few years that I've never seen pat mention. If it isn't Star wars, star trek, or capeshit, I don't think Pat pays it any attention. Can't recall him mentioning Oppenheimer, Killers of The Flower Moon etc. The big budget award bait movies that aren't Disney capesabre shit He probably was stoked on Barbie. Well pretended to be on social media, I doubt he actually saw it. Tbf I didn't either, because I know I would hate it.

Edit: he's so sheltered I don't even think he saw Godzilla minus one. Which you'd think would be right up his alley. Granted it's a foreign film so he'd have to read subtitles, and he doesn't read anything.
 
I dunno, there's definitely some huge grossing and heavily marketed films the last few years that I've never seen pat mention. If it isn't Star wars, star trek, or capeshit, I don't think Pat pays it any attention. Can't recall him mentioning Oppenheimer, Killers of The Flower Moon etc. The big budget award bait movies that aren't Disney capesabre shit He probably was stoked on Barbie. Well pretended to be on social media, I doubt he actually saw it. Tbf I didn't either, because I know I would hate it.

Edit: he's so sheltered I don't even think he saw Godzilla minus one. Which you'd think would be right up his alley. Granted it's a foreign film so he'd have to read subtitles, and he doesn't read anything.
He's talked about Dune before but didn't understand the plot and thought spice was an allegory for petrol not knowing that Frank just really liked his mushrooms.
 
The fall of the Third Reich was really the result of Grandpa Tomlinson using up all of Germany's resources to make his patented Juderschnitzel.

Never forget.

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a german sausage, packaged in plastic. the label says "Tomlinsonwurst". there is a sticker with a star of David on the package. photo realistic, black and white.
 
Well, probably the currently most famous example of that is A song of ice and fire.
It’s no secret that most of it is based on the wars of the roses and directly related slightly later historical figures.
Particularly the House of Tudor, Henry 8th, Elizabeth the First and Bloody Mary.

Fatrick could have been inspired by Henry the eighth when he threatened to kill his first wife and new born child (especially if she was a girl), but as this ultimately failed, he did the other famous acts of Henry the Eighth by becoming disgustingly and offensively fat.

GRRM also said he was heavily inspired by the Accursed Kings series by Maurice Druon which is about the final Capetian kings of France, the children of Philip the Fair. Looking at that series in comparison with ASoIaF is fun, since each volume is slim with basically no padding. Like 200 pages each.
 
Maybe that is why fatty salted his garden?

He thought he could come up with a way to fertilize Martian soil with ground bone meal that he couldn’t stuff in his pepperoni.
We are sure going to have an egg on our face when it's found that the only plant capable of growing in martian soil is the Tomlinson Tomato, the extremely resilient variant that evolved in a fat retard's salted backyard.
 
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