Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

I think a lot of people do use them interchangeably. Wrongly, but it's common to just think "this headache SUCKS, I guess it's a migraine" without really knowing.

People who do that are known as faggots. Migraine is an entirely different condition than merely having a headache. Nick is a lying liar who tells lies.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Of all the disastrous shit Nick has been up to the past couple of years, this one is probably one of the few good choices he's made.
There are some serious deviant vibes coming off that Camelot weirdo.

No. Steel Toe is a much worse influence.

t must suck to have never been the cool guy but let's face it, many if not most of us never got to be the cool guy, or only did so in adulthood at some point. I mean I was never the cool guy, despite having my moments, but I always had a friend or two in most of those weird high school circles, so if a jock wanted to pick on me, there would at least be one person to stand up for me.

Wanting to be the cool guy and get acceptance from people is gay. Lone wolf 4 life.

Doing those lines all day everyday will definitely give you a wittle migraine you retard

Oh I like where this is heading! This faggot will be sucking off homeless black guys on stream by the end of the year.

 

[velvetelvis]

Migraine is not just a headache. Nick doesn't have it. He's a lying faggot.

Yes, and probably provably so.
His sick days and random errands correlate almost perfectly to Aaron's party nights, impromptu early and cancelled shows, and other random excuses.
I'd wager all of his ailments are made up entirely, or diagnosed based on outright lies or heavily twisted truthes when dealing with his doctors. Those that aren't are the highly exaggerated self reported results of his own destructive behavior.

He probably doesn't have a 'heat allergy'. It's likely alcohol induced gout, which can almost immediately flare up in heat. Though chronic sufferers may end up continuously aggravating gout by soaking in baths or hot tubs to relieve the aches. Narcolepsy is most likely poor sleep habits and low grade chronic pancreatitis and liver damage from drinking. His metabolism is probably so fucked he can't replenish ATP and his brain just segmentation faults after intense mild physical activity. Bloop. Reboot.

Modafinil doesn't make you a twitchy spaz like Nick has been on stream. It's effectively a non-stimulant. Most people get no rise in blood pressure or heart rate. It also doesn't force you to stay awake like caffeine or amphetamine medications do. If youre not the type of person to be kept awake by racing or intrusive thoughts, you just sort of.. fall asleep like normal.

Everything else he suffers from is a result of being obstinate and having a huge ego. He thinks he's too important for sleep and doesn't need it. His unique and special biology needs but a single Sassy Dorito (tm) to sustain itself (along with 2600kcals of top shelf oak scented piss)

I would still suggest he take a Midol. Cuz he's a bitch.

PS: The yellow piss stain thing on his cheek was probably iodine for disinfecting. Disinfecting where he pulled the fake Bedazzler jewel they glued on to his face at the gay club where he goes with Aaron and April. I used to work with a Queen that would get weird sores on his cheek from drag makeup glue.

PPS: IMO Dick Masterson isn't Nick's bad influence. Nick's been listening to Steel Toe for years. He regularly appears in their chat in the morning as a chatter and a donator. The show is on at like 4am his time, and he was often still streaming past midnight. The show has the same post-O&A reddit-racist Stern knockoff shit going without the audience, professionalism, staff, talent or creativity. Black people is every third punch line, and i think thats where spongiform brain nick soaked it up from. After all, his comedy debut was at the Steel Toe event.

 

[Captain Manning]

TL;DR Nick Rekeita and Aaron Imholte are probably having gay sex right now.

You can easily tell when Rekeita isn't going to stream. Watch Steel Toe. Aaron said he was going over to Nick's today, and may stream his evening show from there but blah blah limp wristed handwaving. We've all seen how those go.
Aaron, who cant cope without leaning on his less talented wife April, didn't cancel tonights show, but had his physically retarded cohost do it (the cohost has MS, in contrast to Aaron who just looks like he has MS)

Nick will, of course, take any excuse to not do his job. Now he has a psychosomatic headache. Homie needs a Midol.

Steel Toe is a virtually unclippable mess due to the sheer number of hours the drama and stupidity take place over. Its my favorite soap opera since the Gunt. This week on the Toe, April's fled the barn, and may be shacking up with a new bull. She hasn't been seen in a week, after being broken by mean words on the internet. However, she's still taking a salary thanks to the far beyond DSP-tier begging. Its an exquisitely terrible show.

Speaking of, I dunno if anybody else caught it, but back on the 2nd, Nick tweeted out "No show tonight. Personal Bullshit. See you tomorrow."

That also happens to be the same day that Aaron said on Steel Toe there was shit going on between him and April. As you say, she apparently hasn't been on Steel Toe since. I, and a few other people, were thinking at the time that Nick's personal shit might be related to Aaron's personal shit.

I don't want to speculate too much, but I thought the correlation in announcements was rather interesting.

IMO Dick Masterson isn't Nick's bad influence. Nick's been listening to Steel Toe for years.

He's been following Dick since since at least 2017. When the Maddox lawsuit started. It's the entire reason he started his YouTube channel in the first place. Before that, I think he was on Dick's Facebook group.

I don't doubt you when you say Nick's been following Steel Toe for years, but the Imhotes seem like more of a recent thing in his life. At least in terms of what he publicly shows. Whereas he's openly been a massive Dick fanboy for a long time now.

Nick could have multiple bad influences, I just think that Dick has been the one around the longest.

EDIT: Autocorrect fail.

 

[daffodils]

You can easily tell when Rekeita isn't going to stream. Watch Steel Toe. Aaron said he was going over to Nick's today, and may stream his evening show from there but blah blah limp wristed handwaving.

 

[Truly Rural]

Nick reached a point where he is the content, and tbh he's not even a good content. His show doesn't have any substance, not counting substances; shut up, you know what I mean. Unfortunately for him the only way for him to be interesting content is to talk less, look funny and drink more. Or alternatively he could just stop clowning and focus on subjects of the show and avoid trying to spice it up with non-stop cringe. The more he tries to deliberately communicate funny less interesting he gets. He spews unintelligible nonsense and deliberate word salads constantly and that's not interesting because it is deliberate.

But when he gets a super chat he doesn't understand he acts perplexed at how unintelligible it is. Oh he doesn't know what a paypig wanted to say. Nobody even thinks anything he says has a meaning or a point, yet he yapps for hours.

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

He has a litter of kittens. They're in his ceiling, his walls, his carpet, they're everywhere. Balldo is high 24/7 and high when he's not. What a sad existence.

>DAD, how do I solve this equation???
>SHUT UP CHRISTIAN YOU SCANDENAVIAN INCEL PRUDE I'M STREAMING
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Fucking hell. He looks like a Cardassian.

 

[carto-ro]

Fucking hell. He looks like a Cardassian.

As vile and sadistic as the Cardassian's can be, they have a strong sense of familial love and respect. No Cardassian would flaunt such a disordered house through social media.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

It won't make any difference.

As much of a weirdo as Coomy is, he's nothing compared to where Nick is at now. Who knows, Coomy might have been the one to finally tell Nick he needs help.

One of the disturbing things about this, not discussed nearly as often, is that everybody that is in Nick's orbit watches what is happening with him and continues to lick his balls. It's disgusting. They think they are serving him, but they're actually not. I dunno if it's selfishness, or fear, or what.

I personally still consider Camelot to be a Balldo-guarde. While it is true that they currently aren't talking anymore, it's not for lack of trying or desire to. He clearly wants Nick back, and still looks at him as "fun."

I don't think Nick has proper freinds. He doesn't have anyone that actually cares about him--at least not that he wants to listen to.

Migraine or withdrawal symptoms?

If anyone thinks he isn't in recovery from some substance abuse, and just tired from 'driving children around', I do not know what to tell them. Even his LOCALS knows not to expect much from him

Megan isn't as wholesome as she likes to put on. I have seen quite a few streams with her where the facade has cracked. I don't question he actually caring about what she covers but the ditzy housewife act isn't real.

Ye gods! Can we not have ANY normal people? Are foamers the only true representation of who they are online?

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Megan isn't as wholesome as she likes to put on. I have seen quite a few streams with her where the facade has cracked. I don't question he actually caring about what she covers but the ditzy housewife act isn't real.

Whatever age she is, she looks 20 years older and her putting on clothes that push off her bust and show off her cleavage is fucking disgusting. And I'm not being an 'incel prude' here. It's just fucking disgusting for what looks like a grandma thinking she can do this.

Also care to share some examples?

 

[Harm]

The sheer audacity to call yourself Megan Fox when you don't even look like a Megyn Kelly.



I don't care if it's her actual name, she's lost her damn mind.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Imagine a world where it's Coomalot who is worried about Nick's spiral into degeneracy.

What a time to be alive where Coomalot looks or acts concerned. Does Nick have a lot of views still? I feel like Coomalot would care more about leeching that than his actual health.

Oh now this faggot has migraine? He can't even spell it correctly but he apparently now has it. Fuck the hell off you faggot liar.

Note, this lying faggot has never even mentioned migraine before, ever, so far as I can tell. So not only is he misspelling it, because he's an illiterate retard and drunk off his ass, it's just a totally new invention.

This lying cocksucker. He doesn't have migraine, he's just hungover from whatever drug binge he went on last night that made him rant incoherently and act like a gerbil on crack.

He probably has a headache from withdrawal if he hasn't had his drink recently enough.

 

[Swole McPole]

I would still suggest he take a Midol. Cuz he's a bitch.

I'd suggest he take Oxycontin. Given his weight loss, there's a low chance his doctor will prescribe them, therefore he should buy them on the black market.

He should definitely look for the ones that have had the oxycodone substituted with Fentanyl or one of the nitazines. That's the strong shit. Not for pooftah's!

Also, he shouldn't take this drug orally. That's for girls and homosexuals. He should crush the tablets and either snort them, or ideally, drop them into a syringe and cold shake that shit. NOBODY will think he's getting shagged up the arse by Jamaican gentlemen if he's shooting up counterfeit Oxy80's.

(If you can only get the real shit from your doctor, don't accept anything less that the 80mg tablets. Again, only gays and women take the lower dose tablets. If people see you taking the 40's they'll be convinced that Drexel is boning your wife and children.)

After he's finished shooting up the Oxy's, he should take a leaf out of Riley's book, drive to Nancy Pelosi's house and take a shit on her doorstep. Dax will love that. He'll give it a full throated ack ack ack ack ack as he watches the DEA and the secret service carting Nick away in handcuffs.

The sheer audacity to call yourself Megan Fox when you don't even look like a Megyn Kelly.

Megan Pox, surely?

 

[Potatoherder]

Also care to share some examples?

She will sometimes lean into things a bit too much when certain talk happens. Maybe i am misreading it and she is just playing along but i get similar vibes as pre-coomer Nick. Like when he knew way too much about very specific porn topics. I did actually skim my watch history and picked out a few where she was named but didn't find an example.

I am also not saying she is going full Nick and having gay sex parties. Only that she plays up the ditzy housewife and clearly isn't as sheltered as she presents. Her being tramaitized by Nick isn't going to happen.

Whatever age she is, she looks 20 years older and her putting on clothes that push off her bust and show off her cleavage is fucking disgusting. And I'm not being an 'incel prude' here. It's just fucking disgusting for what looks like a grandma thinking she can do this.

That lore on that iirc is that she claimed her husband started buying her outfits. Why her husband wanted her to dress sexier for the stream audience is unclear. That would have been early 2022 and i have zero clue where she said it. When she first started showing up in lawtube she dressed super frumpy and conservative.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Fucking hell. He looks like a Cardassian.

He’s been hitting the Kanar harder than Damar in the middle of the Dominion taking over Cardassia

 

[Anticipointment]

Is that a baby cup sitting in front of Aaron on the desk? Why?

Quote didn’t insert, the video posted by @daffodils

 

[Harm]

Is that a baby cup sitting in front of Aaron on the desk? Why?

Quote didn’t insert, the video posted by @daffodils

I thought it was one of those like insulated cups that wine aunts use, but you're right. It looks a lot more like some kind of sippy cup.

Looks like Minnie Mouse on it. Looks like a sort of nipple sticking out on the top there.

 

[polar bear]

I thought it was one of those like insulated cups that wine aunts use, but you're right. It looks a lot more like some kind of sippy cup.

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Looks like Minnie Mouse on it. Looks like a sort of nipple sticking out on the top there.

Rekieta was licking a guy who drinks his choccy milk from a Minnie Mouse sippy cup.
AIN'T THAT FUNNY AND WEIRD HOHO HAHA HEHE FUCKEN HILARIOUS

But seriously, what the fuck is wrong with those people. Is it just brain damage thing?

 

[Golden Boy]

Looks like Minnie Mouse on it. Looks like a sort of nipple sticking out on the top there.

what type of sick gremlins has Rekieta unearthed? This Linkara looking dude is definitely chomping down on that fake titty for his morning milk, mark my words.

 

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I'm amazed this balding queer doesn't have his own thread here. A wannabe Anthony Cumia complete with his own perverted sex life seems like the perfect guy for the Rekieta EU especially since Nick seems to have alienated the actual Cumia hanger-ons like that one comedian chick. I'm really curious about this guy, like just how sick in the head is he given he hangs around that April whore let alone lets Nick Rekieta lick his ear? And who are his haters? Are they the budget ONA Forums to his budget Anthony Cumia?

You can really tell Nick is a disgusting dude when the only people who seem to give into his creepy gay cuckold fantasies are creepy looking 40-somethings like Steeltoe, Coomalot, Daniel "Mandy" Harris, and the third world male prostitutes at Hedonism 2.