Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 52 24.5%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.4%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 69 32.5%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 23 10.8%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 65 30.7%
  • Total voters
    212
Sharpeteer said:
I personally still consider Camelot to be a Balldo-guarde. While it is true that they currently aren't talking anymore, it's not for lack of trying or desire to. He clearly wants Nick back, and still looks at him as "fun."
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He could very well be. Then again, he also says the he remembers when Nick was fun. Past tense.

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This might suggest concern.

Or at least it comes a hell of a lot closer than what I've seen expressed by others. Nick has surrounded himself with people that barely criticize him at all, and I think that's gonna have dire consequences.
 
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Apologies if I'm late, drinking with co-workers; I'll accept my clocks.

Focus on monitors all night? Who does he think he is? Old Nick? The balldo barely streams for 2 hours. Tomorrow's stream sounds like a banger though! Degen talk and, probably, dating talk from the two most qualified people.

With hits like:
Meet a girl at the library!
and
I wish I knew how my parents fucked!

Now that's what I call a show!
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Doctor John B. Zyklon said:
Focus on monitors all night? Who does he think he is? Old Nick? The balldo barely streams for 2 hours. Tomorrow's stream sounds like a banger though! Degen talk and, probably, dating talk from the two most qualified people.
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Oh now this faggot has migraine? He can't even spell it correctly but he apparently now has it. Fuck the hell off you faggot liar.

Note, this lying faggot has never even mentioned migraine before, ever, so far as I can tell. So not only is he misspelling it, because he's an illiterate retard and drunk off his ass, it's just a totally new invention.

This lying cocksucker. He doesn't have migraine, he's just hungover from whatever drug binge he went on last night that made him rant incoherently and act like a gerbil on crack.
 
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chazzed up, i realise its 20 pages ago but once again malkavian is best savored as a 2nd playtrough, especially with the game fresh in mind. Take it from me.
 
Fishmalk Observer said:
chazzed up, i realise its 20 pages ago but once again malkavian is best savored as a 2nd playtrough, especially with the game fresh in mind. Take it from me.
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Nick is exactly the kind of person who'd play a Malkavian.
 
Doctor John B. Zyklon said:
Apologies if I'm late, drinking with co-workers; I'll accept my clocks.

Focus on monitors all night? Who does he think he is? Old Nick? The balldo barely streams for 2 hours. Tomorrow's stream sounds like a banger though! Degen talk and, probably, dating talk from the two most qualified people.

With hits like:
Meet a girl at the library!
and
I wish I knew how my parents fucked!

Now that's what I call a show!
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Migraine or withdrawal symptoms?
 
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Doctor John B. Zyklon said:
Apologies if I'm late, drinking with co-workers; I'll accept my clocks.

Focus on monitors all night? Who does he think he is? Old Nick? The balldo barely streams for 2 hours. Tomorrow's stream sounds like a banger though! Degen talk and, probably, dating talk from the two most qualified people.

With hits like:
Meet a girl at the library!
and
I wish I knew how my parents fucked!

Now that's what I call a show!
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If he's on dope... with that topic... hoo boy! Good luck Megan. Hope you don't regret it!

AnOminous said:
Nick is exactly the kind of person who'd play a Malkavian.
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We already established that Nick is a Malkavian, that looks like a Nosferatu, and thinks he's a Ventrue.

Except instead of talking to his television and stop signs like in the game, he's talking to ceiling cats.

Also, @Chazzed Up's game appears to be going well thus far.

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TexOffender said:
Migraine or withdrawal symptoms?
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Withdrawal.
 
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Fishmalk Observer said:
chazzed up, i realise its 20 pages ago but once again malkavian is best savored as a 2nd playtrough, especially with the game fresh in mind. Take it from me.
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I might save Nick for later then and see if I can finish with another clan first. I've played a few times before as other clans but never quite finished. It is pretty fun to have a concept in mind when you play though, my Nick run has been off the beaten path. He got into a fight with the cops for trying to steal the drugs at the blood bank. They didn't understand that he needed them for his narcolepsy.
 
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TexOffender said:
Migraine or withdrawal symptoms?
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This faggot hasn't just suddenly magically developed migraine, a very specific condition, just right now when he is whining about any demands that he does what he promised to do.

He's a lying faggot, he just made this up, migraine isn't just something that comes out of nowhere, it is a legitimate medical condition.

He doesn't have it, just like he doesn't have the other bullshit made-up fake medical conditions he's made up in a pathetic attempt to dodge out of things he promised to do.

He's just a faggot. Don't believe his lies.
 
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Tubby Aardvark said:
Good lord, this man has 5 kids and he's acting like he's fresh out of high school. This is the shit you do before you have the litter of children.
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He has a litter of kittens. They're in his ceiling, his walls, his carpet, they're everywhere. Balldo is high 24/7 and high when he's not. What a sad existence.

>DAD, how do I solve this equation???
>SHUT UP CHRISTIAN YOU SCANDENAVIAN INCEL PRUDE I'M STREAMING
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AltisticRight said:
>DAD, how do I solve this equation???
>SHUT UP CHRISTIAN YOU SCANDENAVIAN INCEL PRUDE I'M STREAMING
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Imagine turning from the most successful superchat faggot of all time into a complete and utter failure.

And then blaming Kiwi Farms for it, instead of the obvious culprit, yourself.
 
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TL;DR Nick Rekeita and Aaron Imholte are probably having gay sex right now.

You can easily tell when Rekeita isn't going to stream. Watch Steel Toe. Aaron said he was going over to Nick's today, and may stream his evening show from there but blah blah limp wristed handwaving. We've all seen how those go.
Aaron, who cant cope without leaning on his less talented wife April, didn't cancel tonights show, but had his physically retarded cohost do it (the cohost has MS, in contrast to Aaron who just looks like he has MS)

Nick will, of course, take any excuse to not do his job. Now he has a psychosomatic headache. Homie needs a Midol.

Steel Toe is a virtually unclippable mess due to the sheer number of hours the drama and stupidity take place over. Its my favorite soap opera since the Gunt. This week on the Toe, April's fled the barn, and may be shacking up with a new bull. She hasn't been seen in a week, after being broken by mean words on the internet. However, she's still taking a salary thanks to the far beyond DSP-tier begging. Its an exquisitely terrible show.
 
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velvetelvis said:
Nick will, of course, take any excuse to not do his job. Now he has a psychosomatic headache. Homie needs a Midol.
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He's specifically claiming migraine. A very specific condition. You don't just randomly get this. He's lying.

Migraine is not just a headache. Nick doesn't have it. He's a lying faggot.
 
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AnOminous said:
Migraine is not just a headache. Nick doesn't have it. He's a lying faggot.
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I think a lot of people do use them interchangeably. Wrongly, but it's common to just think "this headache SUCKS, I guess it's a migraine" without really knowing.

Nick's are clearly developed from bad things he puts in his body, if they exist.
 
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