Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[semitooth]

He is gay. Could be why he's so snobbish about meat grinding and mincing.


Yeah, a dedicated grinder is one big loud machine that will take up a lot of space and get used maybe once a week whereas a KitchenAid might get used every day.
Cleaning is a major annoyance, all the stores tell me it's not a good idea to throw the parts in a dishwasher.

My problem with Jack wasn't the product itself but the reasons he shilled it. He claimed you have to make your own minced meat because the stores and/or government could be mixing lab-grown meat in. I kid you not. This guy is beyond fucking retarded. I guess because of that, I just wanted to find reasons to call him a retard, and owning a $600+ KitchenAid setup but not using it was one of them. Well, still is. Will this fat lazy fuck use minced meat everyday in cooking and grind it himself? No. So just like the KitchenAid he splurged on, this Chinese grinder is going to be in storage forever.

God this thumbnail, maybe the guy in it can sodomise Jack's bitemoji thing.

"chicken is already being printed..."

 

[AltisticRight]

"chicken is already being printed..."

Maybe science can print Jack Scalfani a functional arm, a new eyeball, better vocal cords, and the ability to cook.
Oh wait, science can't do shit about the last bit. Even God can't make Jack Scalfani a good cook. God can lift a rock that cannot be lifted by God, but he cannot elevate Jack Scalfani's cooking techniques.

 

[p1138]

He is gay. Could be why he's so snobbish about meat grinding and mincing.


Yeah, a dedicated grinder is one big loud machine that will take up a lot of space and get used maybe once a week whereas a KitchenAid might get used every day.
Cleaning is a major annoyance, all the stores tell me it's not a good idea to throw the parts in a dishwasher.

My problem with Jack wasn't the product itself but the reasons he shilled it. He claimed you have to make your own minced meat because the stores and/or government could be mixing lab-grown meat in. I kid you not. This guy is beyond fucking retarded. I guess because of that, I just wanted to find reasons to call him a retard, and owning a $600+ KitchenAid setup but not using it was one of them. Well, still is. Will this fat lazy fuck use minced meat everyday in cooking and grind it himself? No. So just like the KitchenAid he splurged on, this Chinese grinder is going to be in storage forever.

God this thumbnail, maybe the guy in it can sodomise Jack's bitemoji thing.

Oh I remember the fake government lab meat. It's because before he started his carnivore larp he was on FB reading bullshit marketing from random ranchers claiming their meat was somehow special or whatever, and he has no concept that lab grown meat is too damned expensive or it'd already be on the market(nevermind that it'd be less likely to infact a dumbass with a foodborne illness due to constantly failing to properly cook their food or maintain anything resembling proper sanitary practices). This was part of his "research" and why he's an "expert" now.

 

[ChefOptimusCunt]

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The stroke ambushed him(was waving at him miles down the road), his unit(brain) was unprepared(cholesterol riddled)

 

[AltisticRight]

Oh I remember the fake government lab meat. It's because before he started his carnivore larp he was on FB reading bullshit marketing from random ranchers claiming their meat was somehow special or whatever, and he has no concept that lab grown meat is too damned expensive or it'd already be on the market(nevermind that it'd be less likely to infact a dumbass with a foodborne illness due to constantly failing to properly cook their food or maintain anything resembling proper sanitary practices). This was part of his "research" and why he's an "expert" now.

I made two posts seething about this imbecile's retarded take. I consider myself fairly conscious of the environment and want to see it protected so I believe it's pretty unbiased as someone like me should be "in favour" of this kind of stuff.
Fake meat is unsustainable
Jack Scalfani is a retard

His delusions boil down to "why are they replacing the zirconia on my ring with real diamonds?" Totally idiotic, fat and illiterate.

 

[Remember to dilate]

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[Spasticus Autisticus]

Get you copyright infringement
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In typical fashion, Jack is about 10 years too late to the Harry Potter craze. Hasn't he heard that JK Rowling is a transphobic chud and we're not supposed to like Harry Potter anymore? I'm looking forward to his next shirts referencing zombies and bacon.

 

[Pig Cups]

LMAO he thinks doing that is attractive and will get people to his channel. Yes, visit this channel to see a stroked-out fat retard gurgling and mumbling through recipes and watching his Mommywife assisting him to create disgusting slop. Zero self-awareness.

The morbid, voyeuristic, sick fuck that I am looks at that proposition and is immediately interested. Sounds like a good time to me! Sadly, Jack is so dull that he manages to not even create enjoyment with those given tools.

What's like the one decent recipe Jack has ever done, there has to be at least one, right?

It’s not his own, but he did at least make me aware of it, and I’ve made it multiple times: Aunt Myrna’s Coleslaw eta: I personally use a mandolin to get nice, thin shreds, and sub out his unknown “oil” with olive oil. It’s pretty damned good (even if done exactly as he does it there).

Outside of him using penne, a metal whisk on his teflon, and his butchered pronunciation of “Gruyère,” this doesn’t look half bad either. I’d have crumbled up some bacon on top, personally.

Watching that^ video in light of his recent Utz cheese ball and noodle abomination is a shocker. The sheer gap in quality…

 

[topshrek]

In typical fashion, Jack is about 10 years too late to the Harry Potter craze. Hasn't he heard that JK Rowling is a transphobic chud and we're not supposed to like Harry Potter anymore? I'm looking forward to his next shirts referencing zombies and bacon.

We're about five years away from a barely conscious, post-9th stroke Jack cashing in on the Game of Thrones craze by dropping AI-generated "House Stork" and "House Lancaster" shirts that nobody will buy

 

[Thefrogsaregay]

It’s not his own, but he did at least make me aware of it, and I’ve made it multiple times: Aunt Myrna’s Coleslaw

Imagine a restaurant run by Jack and Myrna. I've never seen such destruction of food in my entire life, its impressive. The CIA uses Myrna's party salad and Jack's lazy omelets in their tortures.

 

[Super Hans v2]

In typical fashion, Jack is about 10 years too late to the Harry Potter craze. Hasn't he heard that JK Rowling is a transphobic chud and we're not supposed to like Harry Potter anymore? I'm looking forward to his next shirts referencing zombies and bacon.

Harry Potter is a bit of thing in the Retarded Right crowd because of it, completely ignoring that she's just a TERF and disagrees with 99.9% of everything else they think.

 

[Tiresome]

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This stupid piece of shit, the "IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW" wank is maybe one of his most irritating traits. He is always so late to fucking everything, I expect to next see him put out a T-shirt with "WHERE'S HERB?" and a fucking Whopper on it.

 

[Crex Crex]

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He will never forget how the vietcong smeared Aunt Myrna's party cheese salad on their punji sticks

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

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This doesn’t make any sense because in the HP universe, the school houses were all named after famous wizards (Gryffindor, Slytherin etc.) It would be like calling it “The Monument of Washingt” or “The Tower of Eiff”. I haven’t read the books since I was a teenager and apparently Jack never has at all, he’s just interested in trying to grift off something that he thinks people like.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

This stupid piece of shit, the "IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW" wank is maybe one of his most irritating traits. He is always so late to fucking everything, I expect to next see him put out a T-shirt with "WHERE'S HERB?" and a fucking Whopper on it.

Or "Where's the beef?" since that fits in with his fake carnivore diet.

 

[L Ton Tubbard]

This doesn’t make any sense because in the HP universe, the school houses were all named after famous wizards (Gryffindor, Slytherin etc.) It would be like calling it “The Monument of Washingt” or “The Tower of Eiff”. I haven’t read the books since I was a teenager and apparently Jack never has at all, he’s just interested in trying to grift off something that he thinks people like.

It's even more confusing because of the timing. There's no Harry Potter anything going on right now. No new games, movies, nothing. Why not wait until there's some kind of new big Harry Potter announcement or something to release this stuff? I guess he found another tutorial on youtube on how to do a successful etsy shop and it recommended you do totally random AI generated ripoff merch of a famous franchise.

 

[Dead Air]

Yet another chinesium knife set.

 

[Postal Dude]

I’m too high to figure out what this means. The fuck? Is he really putting a number on how many times he’s gone skydiving in Tammy’s colon?

 

[L Ton Tubbard]

Jack seems to spend a lot of time on social media and gets frustrated when he sees the same topic, meme or joke more than once.

 

[Fortnite Bear]

Yet another chinesium knife set.

The clear highlight of the video is the pineapple cutting segment. That's the most violent he's ever swung a knife at a pineapple