My Little Brony II: The Cloppening

Mister Baranavichy​

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From my understanding of the original context of that video, it was uploaded to a school forum/website thing, kind of like a closed shitty version of FB for classrooms so I think it's legit. But, I remember seeing it and reading that context a little under 10 years ago, so it's possible I'm misremembering things with my dementia crack addled brain
 
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my first encounter with the brony phenomenon was my senior year of high school, there was this fat nerd who showed up after Christmas in a MLP hoodie and I wasn't aware that it was blowing up with weird fags. So I was under the impression this guy was just a comedic genius.

I'd been in school with this guy for 10 years and I had no real interactions with him and I was like oh he's one of those goofy everything is ironic guys. so anyways, it was a new semester and in some class we had a new teacher who was having us introduce ourselves and talk about ourselves.

this fucking guy went up there and said MY NAME IS JUSTIN AND I LOVE MLP and I started cracking the fuck up, he proceeded to tell this story about how he was in the process of a suicide attempt but got distracted by ponies on TV and stood on a chair with a rope around his neck watching this pony show and crying and decided he wanted to live.

I thought he just made all of this up to be funny and so I was hysterically laughing until I was crying and people were trying to shut me up because they knew he was serious but I was like this guy is a fucking riot. anyways I got kicked out of the class for crying laughing at some fat nerd in a pink hoodie describing how he fell in love with my little pony with a rope around his neck. as I was walking out he said "don't feel bad for laughing, hopefully one day you'll understand" which made me laugh harder because I still thought he was playing a character.

I was shocked and disappointed as the year went on to discover online how popular that was getting and the pony guy from school wasn't intentionally funny, but instead a weird terminally online faggot who probably would have done the world a favor by not watching that cartoon for little girls and finishing his rope job.
 
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Hembruh said:
my first encounter with the brony phenomenon was my senior year of high school, there was this fat nerd who showed up after Christmas in a MLP hoodie and I wasn't aware that it was blowing up with weird fags. So I was under the impression this guy was just a comedic genius.

I'd been in school with this guy for 10 years and I had no real interactions with him and I was like oh he's one of those goofy everything is ironic guys. so anyways, it was a new semester and in some class we had a new teacher who was having us introduce ourselves and talk about ourselves.

this fucking guy went up there and said MY NAME IS JUSTIN AND I LOVE MLP and I started cracking the fuck up, he proceeded to tell this story about how he was in the process of a suicide attempt but got distracted by ponies on TV and stood on a chair with a rope around his neck watching this pony show and crying and decided he wanted to live.

I thought he just made all of this up to be funny and so I was hysterically laughing until I was crying and people were trying to shut me up because they knew he was serious but I was like this guy is a fucking riot. anyways I got kicked out of the class for crying laughing at some fat nerd in a pink hoodie describing how he fell in love with my little pony with a rope around his neck. as I was walking out he said "don't feel bad for laughing, hopefully one day you'll understand" which made me laugh harder because I still thought he was playing a character.

I was shocked and disappointed as the year went on to discover online how popular that was getting and the pony guy from school wasn't intentionally funny, but instead a weird terminally online faggot who probably would have done the world a favor by not watching that cartoon for little girls and finishing his rope job.
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My first IRL brony encounter was when the semi schizo kid who was kind of a neckbeard in training mentioned them. This guy swore up and down that he wasn't a brony anymore but he watched the show for "comic relief".

Wonder what the dude's up to now.
 
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Agares said:
My first IRL brony encounter was when the semi schizo kid who was kind of a neckbeard in training mentioned them. This guy swore up and down that he wasn't a brony anymore but he watched the show for "comic relief".

Wonder what the dude's up to now.
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the teacher of that class had to come talk to me about laughing at that guy a few days later in the class I was sent to and she was basically like that wasn't a very good first impression you laughing at that guy spilling his heart out.

My response was basically, lady are you fucking serious? he was dressed like a girl, weighs 400 pounds at 17 and talked about how a little girl's cartoon saved his life. (the rope wouldn't have held him anyway probably) and she just stared at me, and the class I went to was the computer class because my football coach taught it so he didn't give a fuck what I was doing and he overheard this conversation and started to laugh himself. I had to go back to class and stand up and make an apology to ponyboy.

that guy ended up forming a little after school brony club with the other fat nerds and ugly weird mentally stunted girls. My best friend went to it one time because he wanted to know what they did there and he was like if so many dudes like the cartoon maybe its a masterpiece or something. (This was his excuse but he just wanted to go laugh at them) and his analysis was it's literally just an inoffensive cartoon for 6 year old girls, the chicks in the club were functional retards and the dudes all seemed like sexual degenerates who made creepy passes at the retard girls and said vulgar horny stuff about the cartoon.

so basically anime club without any negroes. I kinda wished I had went with him because it sounded really funny but I never would have went alone and he was never going back. I assume all those dudes are probably trans now.
 
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Mister Baranavichy said:
Here's the news, straight to you from the "filly" thread ( On a real note, it gets fucked, and they are too porn driven to understand it so they write these travesties)

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Oh boy if you think that's bad wait until you see the EQG mongs have a fucking lolicon bunker general going on.
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Shit has a title that sounds like a pedo calling card and the mods only delete images from the thread that veer toward porn territory instead of just wiping the threads off the face of the board outright.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
How did the stereotypical "neckbeard" look spread like a fad? They're not known for interacting much. And who started that look?

Also how'd they get the idea of "fedora means instant class", regardless of how they otherwise look?
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I blame Indiana Jones and a mix of movies like Dick Tracy, Roger Rabbit, and Cool World. But it was also a fashion fad at the time, and mass produced and available for purchase online.
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I don't think it would have taken off with everyday neckbeards if it hadn't been part of a mainstream fad. If somebody tried to make tricorner pirate hats take off, it would never happen, because nobody mass produces those except obvious Halloween stores.
 
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Ninja Kenny said:
>I might be a pedophile but at least I'm no t deadnaming and mispronouncing XHEY/XHEM, CHUD

Fucking priorities man.
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Glad I found this thread
I used to go to cons with these two

His pronouns aren't actually they/them. He puts it in his profile to fleece retarded bronies and associated furries who are overwhelmingly lgbt.

He actually abandoned the brony fandom altogether years ago after he made six figures from Youtube, and befish (who he is now married to) encouraged him to continue it. They're a completely normal and happily married couple who found mild celebrity in milking money from bronies so that neither of them have to get a real job.

The guy doing the callout, who is a gay furry, has had a hateboner for bluffle and befish for over 5 years now because she blocked him in 2019 when he himself was trying to sexually harass / groom (do you call it grooming when the guy is significantly younger and the woman isn't a minor?) her before he decided to start taking it in the pooper, and now sees it his life mission to ruin theirs. He's got a list of sock accounts a mile long that he has to keep abandoning because he's such a shithead and makes people hate him wherever he goes

befish is at least five years older than she says he is, her parents are aware of the entire situation and have offered Fluffle and Befish shelter just in case as well as financial support in getting a lawyer to rape the fag in court

Stay tuned
 
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Maggots on a Train v2 said:
I blame Indiana Jones and a mix of movies like Dick Tracy, Roger Rabbit, and Cool World. But it was also a fashion fad at the time, and mass produced and available for purchase online.
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I don't think it would have taken off with everyday neckbeards if it hadn't been part of a mainstream fad. If somebody tried to make tricorner pirate hats take off, it would never happen, because nobody mass produces those except obvious Halloween stores.
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Notch also wore a fedora prominently from 2009-2011, which probably gave a lot of these neckbeards the idea to wear one.
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After all, if their beloved gamedev wore one, obviously they should too. That way they will also become a rich gamedev
 
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FinnSven said:
Don’t worry about it.

Did you like playing with toys when you were a kid?

There is nothing wrong with tastes changing over time, and nothing wrong with liking age appropriate things.
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No I was just a cringy tween. I got caught up in a stupid zeitgeist on the internet looking for a community. I grew out of it though and moved on. But that didn't mean people didn't let me live it down for the rest of my time in school. It's funny in retrospective.
 
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