Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Super Hans v2]

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I’m too high to figure out what this means. The fuck? Is he really putting a number on how many times he’s gone skydiving in Tammy’s colon?

No, it's that he can name 400 things he likes more than sex, like drinking melted Bacon Up.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Show mom how much you love her by gifting her an AI generated photo of a taco!

 

[Flonominal88]

Yet another chinesium knife set.

How much longer before a knife slips and gets stuck in Tammy?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

How much longer before a knife slips and gets stuck in Tammy?

What's the chance of it breaking in her?

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Yet another chinesium knife set.

You can see the line where they pre-cut the pineapple. Why?

 

[ZipDisk]

That's the most violent he's ever swung a knife at a pineapple

Didn't he almost take off the gimp arm once?

 

[SteveGoatman]

It's even more confusing because of the timing. There's no Harry Potter anything going on right now. No new games, movies, nothing. Why not wait until there's some kind of new big Harry Potter announcement or something to release this stuff? I guess he found another tutorial on youtube on how to do a successful etsy shop and it recommended you do totally random AI generated ripoff merch of a famous franchise.

It's also stupid because the graphics don't make any sense. Why is the lightning bolt (referencing HP) in each of the school house shirts? Like...if you're a fan of the series you don't need an obvious/forced reference to HP because you've already done it by mentioning the house. HP the individual character doesn't really have any connection to any house other than Gryffindor. Also....what the hell is a "dilly dolphin"??

 

[L Ton Tubbard]

It's also stupid because the graphics don't make any sense. Why is the lightning bolt (referencing HP) in each of the school house shirts? Like...if you're a fan of the series you don't need an obvious/forced reference to HP because you've already done it by mentioning the house. HP the individual character doesn't really have any connection to any house other than Gryffindor.

I'm assuming he put "harry potter tshirt design" or something like that into an AI generator and just rolled with some random garbage design that put the lightning bolt in the glasses.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I was talking about Jack's stupid meat grinder video with a friend who works as a chef and got scolded hard after I said he should just use the KitchenAid. According to him, the KitchenAid sucks, any cheap $100 meat grinder from China would be "infinitely better". The KitchenAid is slower, low power, and does not handle a lot of meat types at all. He also said the meat grinding cylinder component should be cooled down prior to use, toss it in a fridge?

I guess I was wrong and dumb then. I suppose if you're grinding your own minced meat once in a while and bake a lot, the KitchenAid works decently. If you intend to grind your own meat all the time because supermarket ones aren't good (they're not), then most dedicated ones from China would do a superior job at the cost of just the KitchenAid attachment alone. Supermarket ground meat isn't good because they're essentially throwing everything into a machine, cuts of meat from different animals. You don't know what's in the ground meat.

I'll take the L and get myself something from China. Enjoy your W Jack.

Edit: For the same cost of that attachment, I can get a semi-commercial unit from China and they told me they sell every single component. If the thing ever breaks, I can just order replacement gears, blades, knobs and so on. Yikes.

Kitchenaid attachments are hit and miss. Half of them work well enough. The rest suck.

The grinder seems to be okay. "Binging with Babish" that's what he uses and he seems to use it to good effect. But, like a lot of people do, you need to not only chill your meat but your grinder attachments as well. Grinding your meat warm can sometimes turn it to mush.

Yeah, a dedicated grinder is one big loud machine that will take up a lot of space

Loud? Yes. Big? No.

Got a Black & Decker grinder that has a rather small footprint. Not overly loud but loud enough. And the Kitchenaid takes up WAY more space not to mention is heavier.

 

[ddlloo]

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You can see the line where they pre-cut the pineapple. Why?

You can see how far through he already cut. That's 90%.

 

[p1138]

Yet another chinesium knife set.

This shit just looks so pathetic...

"THIS IS LIKE BUTTER" yes, the brand new knife can cut through celery... and then he can barely cut through a carrot. Hell, he can't even hold the knife properly in his "good" hand. There's no way Tammy didn't cut that pineapple for him, we already know she has to hang it. He can't even get the stupid name of the company right, while pretending Tammy didn't buy them. The damn chef knife... Tammy can't even cut through a tomato without sawing through it even though it's brand new, and she has probably one of the worst ways to cut something I've ever seen that wasn't intentionally bad.

This is probably the most pathetic video Fatty has made. Not the worst, not the most gross, just sad and pathetic.

 

[AltisticRight]

Get you copyright infringement
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Official HP merch is cheap already, who in their right mind would buy this garbage?

Loud? Yes. Big? No.

I've decided to buy one of those semi-commercial ones for small restaurants, it weighs around 20kg/44lbs, quite large and I can buy every replacement part, down to every gear. If the blade of the KitchenAid attachment goes bad, I doubt one can purchase just that part. Hopefully it won't fail me. They also have attachments to grate stuff, I can stop bitching about hand grating cheese.

 

[Major]

In typical fashion, Jack is about 10 years too late to the Harry Potter craze. Hasn't he heard that JK Rowling is a transphobic chud and we're not supposed to like Harry Potter anymore? I'm looking forward to his next shirts referencing zombies and bacon.

10? More like 20

This shit just looks so pathetic...
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"THIS IS LIKE BUTTER" yes, the brand new knife can cut through celery... and then he can barely cut through a carrot. Hell, he can't even hold the knife properly in his "good" hand. There's no way Tammy didn't cut that pineapple for him, we already know she has to hang it. He can't even get the stupid name of the company right, while pretending Tammy didn't buy them. The damn chef knife... Tammy can't even cut through a tomato without sawing through it even though it's brand new, and she has probably one of the worst ways to cut something I've ever seen that wasn't intentionally bad.
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This is probably the most pathetic video Fatty has made. Not the worst, not the most gross, just sad and pathetic.

The claw looks quite puffy and swollen there

 

[InterestRateHawk]

Yet another chinesium knife set.

The lazy fucker gets the name of the company who sent in the knives wrong in the 10 second introduction. It could have been reshot with the bare minimum of effort or care.

Also Jack shamelessly admitting to not knowing the name of a knife on HIS cooking channel is just peak amerimut Jack slop.

I also audibly laughed at Jack cutting the carrot. It's like he's holding a floppy cock in his flabby claw. He does such a bad job at making the cuts consistent in width that it's comedy.

 

[AltisticRight]

Yet another chinesium knife set.

This is their website.


Oh, I have seen these knives before.

This is a mass produced santoku knife that retails for less than 200 yuan.


I can probably find the exact one without the logo if I bother to try. All they did was put it in a wooden box and multiply the price by 4. This bullshit about VG10 Japanese steel again, which is actually inferior to Chinese and German steel in terms of hardness. I guess it makes sharpening less painful. German steel knives aren't amateur friendly when it comes to sharpening.



>That has real fibres and everything but it cut through no problem
I can cut through a celery stick with a butter knife you fat fucking retard.




He calls this thin?

I sacrificed a totally good cherry tomato because of this dumb fatty. It was around 0.8mm thin. I used the same type of knife as well. Any decently sharp knife can thinly slice fruits like tomatoes. I bet I can get it thinner if I used a normal sized one.


Did he glue the pineapple back together? This is dumb and embarrassing.


There's nothing wrong with using cheap knives, high end knives are more for the show and feeling, they are functionally the same as cheap Walmart knives as long as you sharpen them. Paying over $100 for something that's less than $30 from China makes this nothing but a scam.

 

[Puggers]

I wonder if this riveting story is going to be the main topic of his live today?

 

[EatYourVeggies]

What a lovely picture! Yoink!

I originally made my kiwifarms account with the express purpose of A-logging Jack Scalfani. Turns out that the username I chose was fated, with him going CARNIVOAR, and some people in his comments literally begging him to eat vegetables!

Also on the topic of knives, I'm surprised he's this excited over them, since he's too gimped to use them now, and even before the Wendigo took over his brain he was always buying semi-cooked crap that required minimal cooking, so I can't imagine his knives saw too much use.

This AI generated crap on his website sounds quite morbid in the context of his current health


Dark and bitter. Like his jokes SOUL

 

[AltisticRight]

Horrendous items on display.

Have you ever craved barbeque wooden chopsticks?

What cut of lamb is this?


DID JACK SCALFANI HAVE A STROKE WHEN HE TYPED THIS BECAUSE IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE


Look at the aliasing. If anyone gave me this as a gift, I'll give them a jet of hot liquid from a steam wand.


Speechless.

 

[desudesu]

Fat fuck is really going all out with his "Dilly Dolphin" store with the AI trash.

Also, fatty lied that he didn't eat the disgusting chicken pot pies that he made earlier.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Jack's on his live stream explaining that he sets the start time on the stream for 10:15am but he always starts at 10am. Because he thinks it'll just start streaming him if he sets it to 10... So it needs to be late so he can start on time?!

So tune in at 10 not 1015 even though the stream says 1015.

Can this man be any more retarded.