Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[Bethari]

@Brad Watson_Miami
I think I can sum up your argument succinctly:

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[ChurchOfGodBear]

@Brad Watson_Miami
I think I can sum up your argument succinctly:

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There was a time that "Confirmation Bias" was part of this thread's subject line. I think it saved a lot of time.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

I cannot tell you how thrilled I am that my 536 days of consecutive clean underpants have had a ripple effect throughout this quadrant of the galaxy. At my most optimistic, I was hoping that it might have a ripple effect within the Oort Cloud.

Nobody lives in the Oort Cloud; it's a really shitty, frozen place.

You and I started our discourse on April 24th, 2015. We talked a little back and fourth about Thomas the Apostle. I think we can both agree that it didn't really go anywhere productive. Later in the week on April 29th, 2015 I tried again to ask you some questions, and we had a relatively uninspired exchange. Later on the same day, I finally got frustrated and tried to use my non-science philosophy mumbo jumbo to discredit you.

As a response to my moment of heresy, you then struck me down with your God(=7_4)ly judgment. It was from that moment on that that I vowed to redeem myself in the eyes of Brad (Jesus) Watson, and have committed my life to that goal.

Ok, but it's much more important to help your fellow man.

On the upside, you did not specify that my sentence was non-commutable!

Ok.

I have been volunteering extensively over the last few years at karaoke charity events to help raise funds for various charities. It is hard for me to do other volunteering works because of my disabilities. I can provide photos of my karaoke contributions upon request.

Ok. It appears that you would be real good at replying to people's questions over the Internet. Let's see some karaoke photos with explanations of contributions.

At risk of incurring your wrath my naming my preference of reincarnation, let me first state that I am unsure if reincarnation is based on a linear concept of time, or if I can be reincarnated at another period of time.

Linear time.

God=7_4 is omnipotent and omniscient after all

You're using incorrect terminology. GOD is omnipotent and omniscient. GOD=7_4 is a program/algorithm/code.

If it were entirely my preference

It's not.

I would choose to be reincarnated as the majestic and powerful Cockatrice. I draw Cockatrices a lot and can provide photos of my artistic works upon request.

I request them.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Nobody lives in the Oort Cloud; it's a really shitty, frozen place.


Ok, but it's much more important to help your fellow man.


Ok.


Ok. It appears that you would be real good at replying to people's questions over the Internet. Let's see some karaoke photos with explanations of contributions.


Linear time.


You're using incorrect terminology. GOD is omnipotent and omniscient. GOD=7_4 is a program/algorithm/code/.


It's not.


I request them.

Brad is not a kind GOD-reincarnate.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Brad is not a kind GOD-reincarnate.

It does beg the question: if God has been reincarnated so many times, and keeps getting stuff wrong, what is the point of worshiping such a God at all? Seems like that "God" is ill-equipped to live in the world, much less run it.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Is @Brad Watson_Miami the person Joan Osborne had in mind when she wrote "One of us"?

 

[Graffiti canvas]

It does beg the question: if God has been reincarnated so many times, and keeps getting stuff wrong, what is the point of worshiping such a God at all? Seems like that "God" is ill-equipped to live in the world, much less run it.

Well, don't be too hard on him. When Star Trek, The Weather Channel and BBC America consists of your entire world, you'd probably have a hard time with reality as well.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Is @Brad Watson_Miami the person Joan Osborne had in mind when she wrote "One of us"?

If I recall, the chorous of the song was "Yeah.. yeah... God is great."

So, no.

 

[voiceguy]

Nobody lives in the Oort Cloud; it's a really shitty, frozen place.

So is the Arctic Circle, but the Inuits seem to get along there just fine. In fact, they're happy there.

Ok, but it's much more important to help your fellow man.

Because God-Incarnate is too busy watching TV and posting on a thread created to make fun of him to do it himself.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

So is the Arctic Circle, but the Inuits seem to get along there just fine. In fact, they're happy there.

Obviously Brad doesn't consider the Inuits people. God-Incarnate has spoken. Free-for-all on all Inuits. Get the van.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Obviously Brad doesn't consider the Inuits people. God-Incarnate has spoken. Free-for-all on all Inuits. Get the van.

This is exactly why you never let someone from Florida be God.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@Bethari,

Confirmation bias and negative bias explains your anti-GOD=7_4 . But regarding the fate of your soul*, I can use anti-GOD and antichrist to describe your attitude. Therefore...

Your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck, 1,000 years reincarnated as non-human with 74 years non-commutable, when you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com


*Synchronism: 20:24 "To save her from pain." - Cuban Music PBS

@ChurchOfGodBear,

Hey, motherfucker...

@voiceguy,

Only a complete idiot would compare the temperatures of the Arctic Circle with the Oort Cloud.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

@Bethari,

Confirmation bias and negative bias explains your anti-GOD=7_4 . But regarding the fate of your soul*, I can use anti-GOD and antichrist to describe your attitude. Therefore...

Your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck, 1,000 years reincarnated as non-human with 74 years non-commutable, when you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com


*Synchronism: 20:24 "To save her from pain." - Cuban Music PBS

I'm willing to take on everyone's sentences because I'm a super good person. Rate this post autistic if you agree to have me serve your punishment, making you absolved of all wrongdoing. Also rate it that because it's pretty autistic to be posting in this thread.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@Graffiti canvas / douchebag,

Ya, I keep the TV on while I write here and elsewhere to both multi-task and to note the synchronisms. Go back on this thread and notice how many times I've referred to CNN, ABC World News and ABC Good Morning America. You guys accuse me of confirmation bias when it's you that are guilty of it.

 

[Postal Dude]

@Graffiti canvas / douchebag,

Ya, I keep the TV on while I write here and elsewhere to both multi-task and to note the synchronisms. Go back on this thread and notice how many times I've referred to CNN, ABC World News and ABC Good Morning America. You guys accuse me of confirmation bias when it's you that are guilty of it.

Yes, everyone knows that CNN and all of the networks you mentioned are totally reliable sources and not absolutely chock-full of bias.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@Batman VS Tony Danza,

And just what kind of karma do you think your last post will bring you? I'll tell you. 10,000 years from now when you are reincarnated as human, you'll have a birth-defect that will be a real anomaly for that period of time: you'll be autistic.


Synchronism: 22:23 "And the past does not give up his secrets easily." - Cavemen Cold Case, Secrets of the Dead (S12/Ep4, 2013) on PBS

@Postal Dude,

Where do you get your news from?

 

[Postal Dude]

@Postal Dude,

Where do you get your news from?

Associated Press, RT, BNT, BBC, France 24, among others. It helps to get different perspectives rather than just the American one. I also watch CNN sometimes if I want to get a good laugh out of the blatant sensationalism there.
You might want to look around for more sources yourself. There's more to the world than that little bubble you choose to surround yourself in.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Associated Press, RT, BNT, BBC, France 24, among others. It helps to get different perspectives rather than just the American one. I also watch CNN sometimes if I want to get a good laugh out of the blatant sensationalism there.
You might want to look around for more sources yourself. There's more to the world than that little bubble you choose to surround yourself in.

Brad can't even handle a basic discussion of what beer he likes, I don't think he's up to the task of comparing BBC with France 24.

 

[AlanRickmanIsDead]

Well, don't be too hard on him. When Star Trek, The Weather Channel and BBC America consists of your entire world, you'd probably have a hard time with reality as well.

What does God need with a starship, Brad?

 

[voiceguy]

@voiceguy,

Only a complete idiot would compare the temperatures of the Arctic Circle with the Oort Cloud.

No, a complete idiot would claim he was both Confucius and Pythagoras. A complete idiot would claim to be Jesus reincarnated with no physical, scientific or biblical evidence. A complete idiot would print a lot of lies, false interpretations and pseudo-science and expect everyone to take it at face value.

Me? I'm just your average, run-of-the-mill idiot with one major advantage over you:

I'll get to cast the first stone.