Animal Breeding Horror Show - Featuring trendy bulldogs, exotic bullies and the dog cum cartel

[Garlic Salt]

BUT DOOD IT LOOKS COOL DOOOOD.
Only winemoms, spinsters and dangerhairs find appeal in these kinds of weird chupacabra cats. The top pick always seems to be those hairless breeds that look like ballsacks.

It’s true. If you don’t have a child to fuss over you might as well get a Sphynx.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

BUT DOOD IT LOOKS COOL DOOOOD.
Only winemoms, spinsters and dangerhairs find appeal in these kinds of weird chupacabra cats. The top pick always seems to be those hairless breeds that look like ballsacks.

Penis Envy: The Cat

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Black sphynx look pretty cool. Would rather not have a cat that needs constant skincare, though. Norwegian forest cats and Maine coons look way cooler.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I honestly don't care for cat breeds. Domestic shorthair is fine by me. I've had a Maine Coon and they're cool I guess but I hope you love hair.

 

[The Foxtrot]

I honestly don't care for cat breeds. Domestic shorthair is fine by me. I've had a Maine Coon and they're cool I guess but I hope you love hair.

And hairballs. A lot of them. My Maine Coon (who I rescued at 3 weeks old under my house) had a lot of them and he just loved leaving his surprises for me under the bed where cleaning them would be a bitch.

 

[fatcock burgerking]

I've had a Maine Coon and they're cool I guess but I hope you love hair.

For me, it's the screaming. I've been sleeping in 45 minutes naps for the last 18 years now and it's great! She doesn't need anything, no- She just has so much to say!

 

[Gruel Ghoul]

Shit, this thread is depressing. Fuck animal abusers. I hate the reptile community for breeding snakes with high chances of having a shitty life because the morph looks cool. They "collect" them like pokemon cards or something.

Anyways, one of my acquaintences got two shit bulls off craigslist and can't train them for shit. The entire family doesn't know shit about any non-human creature and the constant anthropomorphizing of those dogs makes me feel sick. I already know something terrible is gonna happen.

 

[James done did it]

Just sharing a round-up of some /an/ content related to our favorite boys

anon also compiled some genealogical research into the ancestry of two famous bullies, Dough Boy and his ancestor (great grandfather, among other relations), Bape. For reference, Dough Boy is infamous in the toadwatching community for this one

Spoiler: Dough Boy Profile

What does 2X Pimpy 3x Bape really mean though?

Spoiler: Dough Boy

the percentages are related to the coefficient of inbreeding, which is generally supposed to be kept below about 0.05 or 5% though some breeds with smaller populations go higher. AKC dogs typically range from ~4%-25%. The infamous "2X Pimpy 3X Bape" fails to fully describe the marvel of Dough Boy who is so heavily inbred he could be considered an effective clone. Scientists often do this to create pure lines for experiments that need to control for genetic factors, but even in the world of ornamental fish slamming this would be considered bonkers levels of inbred. I have no idea how this thing is even alive.

Spoiler: Bape

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Bape can be seen barely being alive in the OP so I can only imagine how fucked Dough Boy is.

/an/ons have also noticed that the American bullies actually have body morphology that is increasingly similar to basal synapsids. The skeemers are undoing hundreds of millions of years of evolution:

Spoiler: SMASHED AND SLAMMED 300 MILLION YEARS INTO THE PAST

Fortunately Dimetrodon managed to go extinct before we could squish its face.

 

[Aunt Carol]

the percentages are related to the coefficient of inbreeding, which is generally supposed to be kept below about 0.05 or 5% though some breeds with smaller populations go higher. AKC dogs typically range from ~4%-25%. The infamous "2X Pimpy 3X Bape" fails to fully describe the marvel of Dough Boy who is so heavily inbred he could be considered an effective clone. Scientists often do this to create pure lines for experiments that need to control for genetic factors, but even in the world of ornamental fish slamming this would be considered bonkers levels of inbred. I have no idea how this thing is even alive.

This "family tree" is awful in both implications and execution.

I understand that Dough Boy's parents are siblings, and the breeders are proud of this. However, the chart seems to imply that Crown and Kalea's parents were Queen Cobra, Pimpy and Runny.

Have they managed to breed triploid dog-beasts?

 

[Twinkie]

Beastiality in the name of “breeding” from an account I ran across on instagram called xentader. Tiktok is thegirlwiththedobes.

Putting this on social media like a flex is questionable. But, you do realize that this happens with most purebred dog breeding programs, right? Not to mention livestock.

Also turkeys bred for food are too fat to breed naturally, so it's literally someone's job to harvest sperm from them to inseminate the females.

edit: I guess my point is that calling these practices 'beastiality' is a bit weird. If you've ever owned a purebred dog you've probably supported 'beasitality'. If you've ever eaten thanksgiving turkey that's the end product of 'bestiality'.

 

[Crex Crex]

/an/ons have also noticed that the American bullies actually have body morphology that is increasingly similar to basal synapsids

NEW MOSCHOPSLINE 2025 30X ANTEOLINE 50X EDAPHOLINE 40X DIMETROLINE 200X BAPELINE!!!!!! LITTERMATE TO MZ. TAPINO AND LYSTROMAN!!!!!!!!!!

Also, /an/on made an even more detailed tree:
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[Endangered Species List]

edit: I guess my point is that calling these practices 'beastiality' is a bit weird. If you've ever owned a purebred dog you've probably supported 'beasitality'. If you've ever eaten thanksgiving turkey that's the end product of 'bestiality'.

I get your point. I’m actually surprised it took this long for someone to bring up that side of the argument because I expected it when I posted!

That said, maybe this is a controversial opinion, but I think giving a perfectly healthy puppy a handy because it’s owner thinks it’s “sexually frustrated” and wants a “better product” is different from collecting semen to assist in the breeding of meat animals who physically can’t mate themselves. I actually think both are fucked up, but at least one actually has utility (people gotta eat!). But that’s just my opinion.

And thankfully, I’ve never done either of the activities you described lol

 

[Twinkie]

That said, maybe this is a controversial opinion, but I think giving a perfectly healthy puppy a handy because it’s owner thinks it’s “sexually frustrated” and wants a “better product” is different from collecting semen to assist in the breeding of meat animals who physically can’t mate themselves.

The sperm isn't collected just for animals that can't physically mate. They also collect sperm to freeze it and sell it to other breeders.

That being said, I didn't read the text on every screenshot you posted . Now that I have gone back and read it ye I agree, it's fucked up to say you're doing it to "relieve frustration", that's really fucked up actually.

 

[NerdShamer]

That said, maybe this is a controversial opinion, but I think giving a perfectly healthy puppy a handy because it’s owner thinks it’s “sexually frustrated”and wants a “better product”

This is something that Tommy Tooter actually did, so it's not exactly "controversial" aside from it being irredeemably disgusting, especially if coomers are reposting it as an flex.

is different from collecting semen to assist in the breeding of meat animals who physically can’t mate themselves.

But stuff like this is more or less the cornerstone of selective breeding, though. Although, both scenarios are an bit of an target for an very specific crowd. Won't be surprised if an bunch of furries or an actual dog-fucker gets outed, sooner or later.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I think you can label is as like...soft beastiality if they're like the white woman in these posts:

Beastiality in the name of “breeding” from an account I ran across on instagram called xentader. Tiktok is thegirlwiththedobes.
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Spoiler: talking about giving puppies handies

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Spoiler: actual dog dick

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Spoiler: Guess the breeder’s race and gender!

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Had to stop looking for more things to screenshot because I feel like I’m about to throw up.

She didn't need to talk about jerking off her dog like that. Saying he's a man, and embarrassed, as if he was a human.

 

[centaursTesticle [CT]]

Spoiler: Bape

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Bape can be seen barely being alive in the OP so I can only imagine how fucked Dough Boy is.

Is that the Team Fortress 2 font in the dog inbreeding family tree graph

 

[Elderly beef taco]

Although nowhere near as physically bad as the exotic bullies, this one is just... concerning. Take a dog-aggressive breed, mix it with a highly protective breed, and then mix to another protective one? That's a dog that will not only bite someone, but that will rip an arm off. They'll at least have an okay time breathing, the lack of pictures of the adult dogs is just strange and makes me wonder how monsterous these things are in person.

 

[Crex Crex]

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Although nowhere near as physically bad as the exotic bullies, this one is just... concerning. Take a dog-aggressive breed, mix it with a highly protective breed, and then mix to another protective one? That's a dog that will not only bite someone, but that will rip an arm off. They'll at least have an okay time breathing, the lack of pictures of the adult dogs is just strange and makes me wonder how monsterous these things are in person.

This is how you create a hellhound.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

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Although nowhere near as physically bad as the exotic bullies, this one is just... concerning. Take a dog-aggressive breed, mix it with a highly protective breed, and then mix to another protective one? That's a dog that will not only bite someone, but that will rip an arm off. They'll at least have an okay time breathing, the lack of pictures of the adult dogs is just strange and makes me wonder how monsterous these things are in person.

This happens with cane corso, too. A lot of dogs being labeled cane corso are actually pit-corso mixes. One way to tell is by looking at the chest. Cane corso often have a white spot on their chest that's smaller than what you'll see on a pitbull. Rottweilers and cane corso are great dogs in the hands of experienced people. These shitshows of mixes? Not so much.

 

[Deez Nuts]

These dog abominations showed up in my suggested today and I was reminded of this post. Apparently I have seen this lady before. She loves to post her genetic nightmares on reddit.



All her dogs are perfectly healthy.



Oh.

Except for the ones having seizures until they die from a young age I guess. I feel bad for these dogs. They didn’t ask to be born like this.