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[Space Police]

Midge, this is just one reason people give you crap.

The post above the one you quoted is literally quoting @AnOminous mentioning he worked as a janitor. Calm down.

Congrats on 50,000 GET! Here's to 50,000 more posts of hilarity from Kevin. #justice4alpacas

 

[Stan]

Moob update.
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I don’t think real women relate to their boobs as bolt-on sex toys or stress balls.

"Yours are in my top three favorite boobs on this platform"

I don't really need to see the other two but I kind of do too. You know?

Maybe even more I need to see what #4 is.

#4 is just a pair of Jello fruit cups inverted on a plate.

Midge, this is just one reason people give you crap.

The post above the one you quoted is literally quoting @AnOminous mentioning he worked as a janitor. Calm down.

A bitter, sexist janitor in a disgusting facility, apparently. Jedem das Seine, couldn’t have happened to a nicer chap
That said thanks for the correction

 

[kazuhiro]

Why they invented vaginas.

Wet Alloderm Pussy.

Spoiler

"We'll just pretend we're happy because politics."

"Some neovags can in fact be too tight for sex... ANECDOTALLY."

Voice therapist.

Lol, because transmisogyny.

Edit: Cultural update.

 

[AMHOLIO]

We'll just pretend we're happy because politics."

There's so many people who pretend or think they're happy when they're actually miserable or upset. This can be seen in dysfunctional relationship and crappy jobs where at that moment they are happy, but once 2 months away from them they realize how shitty they were. It's how sometimes people make it through rough patches or worse, most of their life.

Kevin has no self awareness so he's protected from ever realizing whether he's doing it or not. He's got the emotional depth and comprehension of a puddle so that helps too.

Lol, because transmisogyny.

Sorry Kevkev, it's because you're weak willed and a giant pushover who's desperate to have people like you.

 

[stupid frog]

Vagina = open tight wound

Got it...

You can't trust trannys cause their entire ideology is based on a agreed lie.
Also, the reddit trannys admit to lying on things.

 

[FinnSven]

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Vagina = open tight wound

Got it...

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You can't trust trannys cause their entire ideology is based on a agreed lie.
Also, the reddit trannys admit to lying on things.

I strongly suspect Kevin has never touched a real vagina.
I know he lived with and was engaged to a biological woman for some time, but that’s not definitive evidence that he had sex with or even fingered her.

There are sexless couples, and maybe even back then he was too porn rotted and uninterested in real sex with a woman because of closet homosexuality.

This woman has to have been a special case as well to be involved with even a pre-troon Kevin, as he clearly was a fucking sped and overgrown child.
So perhaps she wasn’t interested in sex with him and just wanted him around out of neediness for companionship.

 

[Positron]

I strongly suspect Kevin has never touched a real vagina.
I know he lived with and was engaged to a biological woman for some time, but that’s not definitive evidence that he had sex with or even fingered her.

Kevvie is like Philip DeLici (ADF), who talks all the time about the most lurid, outre, gross fetish shit to sound edgy and shock normies, but has barely known the embrace of another person.

 

[Flamin Park]

I strongly suspect Kevin has never touched a real vagina.
I know he lived with and was engaged to a biological woman for some time, but that’s not definitive evidence that he had sex with or even fingered her.

There are sexless couples, and maybe even back then he was too porn rotted and uninterested in real sex with a woman because of closet homosexuality.

This woman has to have been a special case as well to be involved with even a pre-troon Kevin, as he clearly was a fucking sped and overgrown child.
So perhaps she wasn’t interested in sex with him and just wanted him around out of neediness for companionship.

Erh weirder things have happened, it's not inconceivable that they were both nerdy reclusive teens who got together and took each other's virginity and the whole pregnancy thing happened and she broke it off after realising Kevin would shit his pants and watch children's cartoons rather than be a husband in any capacity
I've seen far less believable matchups.

Nobody was saying he was Johnny sins. Ironically nerdy recluse Kev had more sex than 'slutty bimbo' kev

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I don't understand any of this. What's the contradiction?

It's based on a weird premise too (obviously) but the vagina relaxes for a reason, to take the penis for which it may need to relax further before constricting on it. It just doesn't flop open and stay open. (I should note that Kevin is familar with the opposite problem.) It's a system of muscles, dummy. These things have evolutionary, not rationalized, reasons for doing what they do.

It's such reasoning backwards too. The reason a vagina (or penis) operates the way it does is for reproduction. Sex is pleasurable to promote reproduction. This doesn't mean pleasure is the goal of your sex parts, it's something humans are able to reason about conceptually. "Oh, shit, I can do this just because it feels good!" Look at animals, how many of them have spikes or other harmful shit in their sex parts? And their mating looks, sounds like or is closer to rape. Kevin looks at these and goes "oooh, slutty kink play" probably. Yeah, okay, then why don't they do it as often as humans do?

Also "tight pussy" isn't describing the mechanics of things it's describing a personal culturally superior version of things, like your other muscles being swole or whatever. It's based in the human reasoning of the pleasure aspect, not the biological function. There's no necessarily biological need for a "tight pussy" to reproduce. It's a sociocultural claim about yourself like bragging about dick size.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I don't understand any of this. What's the contradiction?

It's based on a weird premise too (obviously) but the vagina relaxes for a reason, to take the penis for which it may need to relax further before constricting on it. It just doesn't flop open and stay open. (I should note that Kevin is familar with the opposite problem.) It's a system of muscles, dummy. These things have evolutionary, not rationalized, reasons for doing what they do.

It's such reasoning backwards too. The reason a vagina (or penis) operates the way it does is for reproduction. Sex is pleasurable to promote reproduction. This doesn't mean pleasure is the goal of your sex parts, it's something humans are able to reason about conceptually. "Oh, shit, I can do this just because it feels good!" Look at animals, how many of them have spikes or other harmful shit in their sex parts? And their mating looks, sounds like or is closer to rape. Kevin looks at these and goes "oooh, slutty kink play" probably. Yeah, okay, then why don't they do it as often as humans do?

Also "tight pussy" isn't describing the mechanics of things it's describing a personal culturally superior version of things, like your other muscles being swole or whatever. It's based in the human reasoning of the pleasure aspect, not the biological function. There's no necessarily biological need for a "tight pussy" to reproduce. It's a sociocultural claim about yourself.

TL;DR: Vagina is a penis parking garage.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

TL;DR: Vagina is a penis parking garage.

If men didn't have penises, women wouldn't have vaginas. Checkmate, TERFs.

 

[Dollar Store Crack Whore]

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I like how trannies try to group up 'cis people' as if they're not talking about 99.9% of the population lmao

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I'm too horrified to clip it and bring it here, but that Tranny talking about his tight open wound. . . Just know it's a bad idea to Google images of said Frankenpussy. It's. . . meaty?

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

We're all living in Amholia.

 

[The Lawgiver]

We're all living in Amholia.

Last time I checked Kevin Gibes wasn't the president of America!

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Last time I checked Kevin Gibes wasn't the president of America!

Yet.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Yet.

Will he give out free tiny shit encrusted transformers like Jeb gave out tiny dollar store turtles he carried in his pocket to random people for his campaign strategy?

Nah that'd require something more than just sitting around and bragging about being horny on social media 24/7

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

But penetration and friction. Imagine your penis doing that! So good, right?

All in a amhole's days of work. I'm satisfying Kirrfarlmels or scaring them a way.

 

[Positron]

It's based on a weird premise too (obviously) but the vagina relaxes for a reason

A muscular organ relaxes for two reasons: either its nerve supply instructs it to, or hormones in the blood send such a message. We know the AmHole has no nerve supply, and corpse tissue is too dead to respond to hormones.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Moob update.
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I sort of envy men the enjoyment they find in boobs.
How can just touching a boring lump of flesh be so interesting? It's not like it's just novelty, women don't spend a significant amount of time thinking about fondling balls, or.. a big Adams-apple or something else we don't have.
It's weird, I've got nothing to compare it to.

I have never heard lesbians be interested in their own boobs either.
Kevin is such a liar too.
His moobs are only slightly bigger now than we he was a man, and I bet he wasn't a hairy chested man anyway.
He had one of those giant overgrown baby bird (the most horrifying, under-done of animals) phenotypes.
The only diff now post implants, is that they are probably hard.
I suppose if I had massive hard things poking out in a 4 foot radius I would absentmindedly claw at the horror too, like a dog licking it's sore leg til the bone shows through.