Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[eatler]

Dark and bitter

You can tell this really isn’t meant to be Jack merch because he wrote jokes instead of men….

 

[indomitable snowman]

Get you copyright infringement
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The circles almost highlight the boobs of the female models. With the appropriately busty woman I think it would looks quite hilarious.

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I wonder if this riveting story is going to be the main topic of his live today

Apparently this happened a month ago?

https://nypost.com/2024/03/17/lifestyle/buc-ees-bans-man-for-bringing-his-service-duck-inside-store/

No shit live animals shouldn't be in a store with food being made. He got told 3 times before cops were called too.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Apparently this happened a month ago?

https://nypost.com/2024/03/17/lifestyle/buc-ees-bans-man-for-bringing-his-service-duck-inside-store/

No shit live animals shouldn't be in a store with food being made. He got told 3 times before cops were called too.

Always good to see annoying attention-seeking fags with their dumb "service animals" get BTFO.

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

!New Victimhood Lore Update!​

On the live stream today, we got a lore dump about Jacks employment as a DJ in California in the 80s. Apparently, Jack thought it was stupid for the LA hockey team to be named 'the Mighty Ducks' and discussed it on his radio show.

This so enraged Disney that they called the radio station where Jack worked and demanded he be fired immediately.

EDIT: I almost forgot the bit where he claims that Disney has performed an internet wide scrubbing operation to ensure that no evidence of Jacks time on the radio show would exist as vengeance against his slander.

TLDR: Jack only lost his job because of WOLK DISNEY and not because of his shit personality and sub-atomic work ethic.

 

[AltisticRight]

No shit live animals shouldn't be in a store with food being made. He got told 3 times before cops were called too.

"Service duck"?
It's cute and all but stores have food items that can get contaminated very easily. How can a duck be a service animal? I guess anyone can make any animal a service animal, this guy knows it and he's taking full advantage of it.

 

[Dead Air]

!New Victimhood Lore Update!​

On the live stream today, we got a lore dump about Jacks employment as a DJ in California in the 80s. Apparently, Jack thought it was stupid for the LA hockey team to be named 'the Mighty Ducks' and discussed it on his radio show.

This so enraged Disney that they called the radio station where Jack worked and demanded he be fired immediately.

EDIT: I almost forgot the bit where he claims that Disney has performed an internet wide scrubbing operation to ensure that no evidence of Jacks time on the radio show would exist as vengeance against his slander.

TLDR: Jack only lost his job because of WOLK DISNEY and not because of his shit personality and sub-atomic work ethic.

So was he fired for playing only the music he wanted to instead of the approved stuff, or was he fired for complaining about a hockey teams name (?lol?)? Get your story straight, Jack. I highly doubt his brain can remember at this point anyway as soaked in fat and scar tissue as it is.

 

[The Feline Solution]

I hope that bitemoji avatar thing is turned into bacon for his next pizza, I want to see that thing get beheaded with a sharp piece of glass.

Even after all these years that fucking bitmoji doesn't fail at making me irrationally angry. The only thing i'm willing to give Jack kudos for.

 

[SandyCat]

Did the Wendigo take over and murder Tammy yet?

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

"Service duck"?
It's cute and all but stores have food items that can get contaminated very easily. How can a duck be a service animal? I guess anyone can make any animal a service animal, this guy knows it and he's taking full advantage of it.

Under ADA regulations, only dogs and miniature horses are recognized as service animals. Also, “emotional support” is not a legally valid service. They were absolutely right to kick this guy out.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I've decided to buy one of those semi-commercial ones for small restaurants, it weighs around 20kg/44lbs, quite large and I can buy every replacement part, down to every gear. If the blade of the KitchenAid attachment goes bad, I doubt one can purchase just that part. Hopefully it won't fail me. They also have attachments to grate stuff, I can stop bitching about hand grating cheese.

Commercial grinder? That makes more sense.

This shit just looks so pathetic...
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"THIS IS LIKE BUTTER" yes, the brand new knife can cut through celery... and then he can barely cut through a carrot. Hell, he can't even hold the knife properly in his "good" hand. There's no way Tammy didn't cut that pineapple for him, we already know she has to hang it. He can't even get the stupid name of the company right, while pretending Tammy didn't buy them. The damn chef knife... Tammy can't even cut through a tomato without sawing through it even though it's brand new, and she has probably one of the worst ways to cut something I've ever seen that wasn't intentionally bad.
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This is probably the most pathetic video Fatty has made. Not the worst, not the most gross, just sad and pathetic.

Everything Fatty does is pathetic.

The funniest thing about cutting a carrot is how you can literally cut one using the back of the knife. It will just snap right off. Of course it's a rough cut but so is what Fatty is doing.

You want to test the efficacy of good knife on a carrot? Julienne it. That will show you how sharp it is and your knife skills at the same time. Fatty treats a knife like a blunt instrument. No finesse. Just hack away at something until it's cut into large chunks.

There's nothing wrong with using cheap knives, high end knives are more for the show and feeling, they are functionally the same as cheap Walmart knives as long as you sharpen them. Paying over $100 for something that's less than $30 from China makes this nothing but a scam.

A good knife will not make a person a better cook. So yes, for the average user, they are purely for show. But they tend to hold an edge better, tend to be better balanced and tend to be treated better as your Walmart knife set you don't give a fuck if they get damaged. A good knife set however you want to keep in the best possible condition.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Under ADA regulations, only dogs and miniature horses are recognized as service animals. Also, “emotional support” is not a legally valid service. They were absolutely right to kick this guy out.

If he wasn't being a dick about it and causing a hassle for the employees it'd be a lot different situation as well. Just some tool needing a fix from the Internet updoot Skinner box.

 

[eatler]

Did the Wendigo take over and murder Tammy yet?

She’s still useful to help shovel food into his mouth. If she looses movement in her arms too then she will become a last resort food choice.

 

[Dead Air]

Spoiler: Mixer Sperging

Kitchenaids are absolute shit if you actually use them. When Hobart made them back in the day they used to be pretty good but they got bought out by Whirlpool in the 90's and have steadily been turned to shit since. I've gone through three of them in the last 10 years, and the weak point is always the gearbox. Inherently the design is flawed I think, or maybe its the quality of the gears and drive components but hanging over what you are mixing puts extra stress on the gears. If you make bread on the regular you may get one - two years out of it until you start getting the shake of death. Once that happens it is going to shake itself apart and start shaving metal off the gears until it won't run anymore. It doesn't matter the model either; after I broke the first two I upgraded to one of the premium models and died the same way.

If you want a mixer that actually will last you buy a Ankarsrum. They are about the same money as a premium KA but they are belt driven from the bottom of the machine and this thing is nigh indestructible. Powers through anything I've thrown at it, and have made bread once a week for two years thus far and its still running strong. Has all the same attachments as the KA, too. It does have a small learning curve compared to a KA though. I can't praise it enough.

 

[EvilDroid64]

I haven't seen this before, but looked into it given Jack's recent claim that he got fired for bashing the Mighty Ducks' name. I found this, where Jack describes his various "careers":

https://foodfightwrite2014.sched.com/speaker/jackscalfani

As radio became more automated, Jack decided on a career shift where he left radio to assist at the 3rd largest artist management company in the USA. He learned everything there was to know about managing artists over the next 4 years.

I also found this KIK-FM newsletter from July 1995 that mentions "Jack Attack" on page 3.

https://www.worldradiohistory.com/Archive-Station-Albums/KIKK-1995-07.pdf

He's not mentioned in the November or December 1994 posters in the parent directory. The Mighty Ducks' first season was the 1993-1994 season. I had always thought he got fired before this, but the evidence here shows otherwise.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

I haven't seen this before, but looked into it given Jack's recent claim that he got fired for bashing the Mighty Ducks' name. I found this, where Jack describes his various "careers":

https://foodfightwrite2014.sched.com/speaker/jackscalfani

Interestingly, the IMDB page for Solitary shows that his brother Charles is credited with co-production and not Jack.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

Interestingly, the IMDB page for Solitary shows that his brother Charles is credited with co-production and not Jack.

Neat to see Charles worked on semi-obscure point n' click adventure game Creature Crunch.
Funnily enough, the game is about a kid that gets turned into a monster that must eat specific items, that are ordinarily inedible/not meant to be, to advance. Very prescient.

 

[Puggers]

Round two of Jack being utterly detached from reality.

At least the dude he saw could work both of his hands?

 

[Adamska]

Yet another chinesium knife set.

Fat retard still delusionally believes he can recreate his most watched video ever. Still wrong. Still retarded.

All this has done is add another knife to the graveyard.

Also on the topic of knives, I'm surprised he's this excited over them, since he's too gimped to use them now, and even before the Wendigo took over his brain he was always buying semi-cooked crap that required minimal cooking, so I can't imagine his knives saw too much use.

He's obsessed with knives for multiple reasons. The first is the same reason an unlikeable kid shows off his toy collection to the kids talking shit about them; to either get praise for the shiny or to feel superior over them to fill the hole. The second is he's a fucking retard who literally thinks eventually he'll find a magic toolkit that allows him to with no effort eat pounds of gud fud ASAP; he's constantly chasing that dragon.

Third reason is nostalgia fagging and delusion; his most ever watched video was him doing this exact set up, and due to insanity due to crippling brain damage, he's dumb enough to think he can recreate it in the exact same way. Another reason is these "unlikeable child flexes toys" videos allows him to avoid cooking, which saves the ego. Speaking of which, another reason is because it allows him to lie about blowing his mommy-wife's money on shit and claiming it's a sponsor so he can feel important.

So yeah, a lot of reasoning behind these worthless videos that just shows his incompetence and laziness with maintaining his chinesium knives.

 

[semitooth]

I also found this KIK-FM newsletter from July 1995 that mentions "Jack Attack" on page 3.

https://www.worldradiohistory.com/Archive-Station-Albums/KIKK-1995-07.pdf

lol they gave him the 11:30pm-5:00am timeslot

 

[Goonluca]

I haven't seen this before, but looked into it given Jack's recent claim that he got fired for bashing the Mighty Ducks' name. I found this, where Jack describes his various "careers":

https://foodfightwrite2014.sched.com/speaker/jackscalfani

I also found this KIK-FM newsletter from July 1995 that mentions "Jack Attack" on page 3.

https://www.worldradiohistory.com/Archive-Station-Albums/KIKK-1995-07.pdf

He's not mentioned in the November or December 1994 posters in the parent directory. The Mighty Ducks' first season was the 1993-1994 season. I had always thought he got fired before this, but the evidence here shows otherwise.

You might want to check the date again it says its for July 1993.