Admit it; the incels were right. - Looks are truly the most important thing when it comes to dating.

[dick brain]

lol

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Now, my own suspicion is that the universe is not only more retarded than we suppose, but more retarded than we can suppose... I suspect that there is more concentrated retardation in this thread than is dreamed of, or can be dreamed of, in any special needs classroom.

Read the thread about @Drain Todger. I cant find it but it was a wild ride and absolutely retarded

 

[Computer Guardian]

Moral of the story OP is trying to tell us:

 

[popnloch ness monster]

where's the cope button? I need a react button and there aren't any for the situation, people are posting seething copes and I can't react

 

[draggs]

You look the same.

untrue

he went from looking kinda gay twink bottom

but maybe not, still a small chance not gay

to looking undeniably 1000% really gay twink bottom

 

[derpherp2]

Read the thread about @Drain Todger. I cant find it but it was a wild ride and absolutely retarded

That's where I got my avatar! One sec: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/wuhan-coronavirus-covid-19-analysis-summary.67656/

 

[draggs]

where's the cope button? I need a react button and there aren't any for the situation, people are posting seething copes and I can't react

isloomic khantent is the sticker for all seasons

 

[Poonocchio]

Faggot. Extremely autistic and still creepy incel robot mindset. Would rather fuck Josh, you strange loser.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

That's where I got my avatar! One sec: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/wuhan-coronavirus-covid-19-analysis-summary.67656/

nice. I remember reading some of the stuff that guy wrote and it was hilarious and batshit insane. Him sperging at his dad was gold.

 

[Hector Hamsteak]

I'm not mad says incredibly mad man.

 

[bile demon]

Good job on the transformation, OP, as minor as it might seem. I know most people are going to be laughing at you for unironically using incel lingo, but you made your very first post mocking Null for being a fat faggot so you're alright in my book.

 

[smile.jpg]

Is clout really a valid 'resource' though? It's fleeting. But if so I don't believe that people taking advantage of your wealth is in any way a flex.

For an ugly guy like boogie, the only way to ever get any play is to compensate with other things like clout.

 

[Laplace's Victim]

His entire story really REALLY feels off to me in a way I cannot explain.
I've seen people brag about how many fucks they've given but this is weirdly both too vague and TMI at the same time.
8 per year out of a literal incel after looksmaxxing or whatever zoomer shit is also funky. You learn shit in highschool that then transfers to your fuckboy career in college, essentially.
Also having that high of a "body count" in such a short time implies relationship issues which shouldn't even fucking exist yet. I should know.

I need a proper definition of what a "body count" is in this situation. That might be the source of fuckery. I could also not care, but goddamn the self-dox is just too.....

It's OLD (Online dating) bro.
When you're good looking it's like ordering fast food.

I thought exactly the same. Still not 100% convinced it isn't a trollpost - it's too retarded to be real. Surely.

If real tho', in all seriousness, we'd better be careful with the kys advice, this is such a tragic cry for attention that he might just do it, and the farms might just rack up another body.

OP: if you must neck - stream it (and make it messy). Thanks!

How is it retarded?
Please elaborate.

Also I'm not going to kill myself.

EDIT: Sorry for double-posting

 

[JambledUpWords]

It's OLD (Online dating) bro.
When you're good looking it's like ordering fast food.

Do you have a Grindr account?

 

[Axiom.]

Eh not a bad read, it's still dumb, but I respect it. It really is hard realization upon life that if you don't care of yourself while trying to be in a competitive field such as dating, your options do become very limited. I will not agree with that you need to spend hours grooming yourself and spending so much money on beauty care products when age becomes a factor later on in life. Thank you for honesty about it.

 

[derpherp2]

It's OLD (Online dating) bro.
When you're good looking it's like ordering fast food.

So did you actually get your dick wet or am I seeing a rehash of "handjobs count" from a dime-a-dozen twink.

I noticed you avoided the actual question btw.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

How is it retarded?
Please elaborate.

Also I'm not going to kill myself.

EDIT: Sorry for double-posting

It makes sense you're 18 and naive. Fucking pussy is great and all, but a lot of what you think is stupid and something that you should make a point to grow out of.

 

[Lokenstien]

The death of OpSec is the real tragedy here. OP is such an insecure child that they threw caution to the wind and immediately plastered their face here for no good reason.

 

[Rinascere]

Good job on the self-betterment, hopefully you continue to make progress and grow past this.

 

[JambledUpWords]

The death of OpSec is the real tragedy here. OP is such an insecure child that they threw caution to the wind and immediately plastered their face here for no good reason.

Being a Zoomer and having zero OpSec is just the species natural behavior.