Admit it; the incels were right. - Looks are truly the most important thing when it comes to dating.

[WelperHelper99]

Anyway, I'm waiting on the chief killjoy to get pissy that people are giving attention to an attention whore again, because inevitably he'll look at it, he'll have his period and he'll lock the thread.

SHH! Don't jinx it man! This is the funniest shit I've seen in a while lol. I'm surprised it's still going since last night.

Again kid, assuming you're coming back: log the fuck off while you still have a chance.

 

[Nick Gars]

I mean, yeah, you're a fairly good looking dude, but you're also a massive faggot, so it averages out to 5/10. Would not have sex with you.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

This is autistic and gay but for those wondering, yes plastic surgery can help, but being an insufferable faggot is terminal.

 

[draggs]

Ugly old men writing fanfiction of OP getting sodomized because this obvious bait thread actually made them insecure is glorious.

those who wait for squatch really hate anyone else having fun

 

[JambledUpWords]

I mean, yeah, you're a fairly good looking dude, but you're also a massive faggot, so it averages out to 5/10. Would not have sex with you.

His first post being a self dox makes him a 0/10 because it shows poor judgment.

 

[Kirtto]

Don't forget old! Most are in their 40s and 50s. It's pretty hilarious to see the expired unwanted moids seethe at OP in this thread and call him gay.

I have seen the KF dating thread and the stories on it, op is right and hot.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/why-are-you-still-single.117148/

Neet Farmers coping and malding over the superior looksmaxxing homo

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

OP isn't hideous but I truly wonder what his starting point was because he seems so desperate to show us that he smashed a box. Good for you, now put a baby box inside aforementioned box.

 

[Canoodler]

That OP has to be the gayest thing I've ever seen.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

so... you took better care of your looks, and now vapid whores want to fuck you. congrats? are adults actually supposed to be impressed by this? what does any of this have to do with the kiwifarms?

 

[Kirtto]

Most well-adjusted and normal Neet farmer;


VS

Least adjusted and normal Looksmaxxing homo:


Neet Farmers will deny this truth!

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

so... you took better care of your looks, and now vapid whores want to fuck you. congrats? are adults actually supposed to be impressed by this? what does any of this have to do with the kiwifarms?

I wish I could have my own personal smashable box handed to me every time I wiped my own ass. However, no payment is enough for me to wipe my own ass.

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

Robotnikmaxing

Care to elaborate?

 

[Laplace's Victim]

Do you have a Grindr account?

I know I may look gay, but really, I'm not.

So did you actually get your dick wet or am I seeing a rehash of "handjobs count" from a dime-a-dozen twink.

I noticed you avoided the actual question btw.

Body count = sexual penetration.
And before you ask, no, I didn't get pegged.

Why’d ya do this OP? For attention? Trying to “help”? Whatever the case you’ve made a very stupid decision, I hope you really thought it through.

I started using my ADHD stims (Methylphenidate aka Ritalin) after a two-month break and felt that stim motivation, so I made this thread.

No, being a fuckboy is something you shouldnt want to be. But I can understand what he believes with the environment the youth grow up in. He's into being like Zyzz without realizing Zyzz died young. Not saying Zyzz didnt say good things, becoming a sick cunt is a good goal. But kids now have a constant bombardment of stuff telling them to not covet a special relationship with someone. Social media, onlyfans, snapchat whores. I think a lot of these kids today have a real warped view on relationships and thats kinda depressing.

Zyzz died due to his genetics and steroid use.
I'm not roiding or doing anything that would significantly contribute to a health decline.
Online dating might negatively impact my mental health in the long run, but currently, I am happy.

I will never understand these people who think sex is a replacement for having a life. OP, please go do something more productive with your time.

So I make one thread on dating and that means it's all I care about?

First you come here as some twink looking ultra fag.
Announce to everyone you think the entire site userbase are incels.
Proceed to facedox yourself and admit to posting on incel websites.

What a massive fucking fag, if you're a incel it's because you have 0 personality my guy, I would imagine most women think you're creepy and you give off Elliot roger killer vibes.

I'll expect a update in a few years that you killed a load of people or trooned out or you just became a aids ridden homo, good luck with that faggot.

But I'm not an incel?
Did you not read the thread?

We're ugly subhumans...and yet you spend your time insisting to us you're right and crush mad puss. Wonder why our opinions matter at all if you're so far above us?

I was trying to help you through tough love.

Sure, “this is what women want,” sure. Whatever you say man,

what do you want, tho? do you really just wanna be an object? you really just wanna be some girls yaoi prince? you really just wanna be some girls status symbol?

theres nothing to you, you’re an autophellating doll on a shelf. trophy husbandry is all you can hope for. you’re not much better than women that starve themselves to look like the photoshopped girls in their instagram feed.

you didn’t do this for yourself. you did this out of a deep, horrid insecurity.

You accuse me of being a doll on a shelf, but isn't everyone playing their part, sculpting themselves to fit into these ideal molds just to feel a sliver of acceptance?
It’s all a rigged game. My 'insecurity,' as you call it, is just a clear-sighted recognition of these realities.
The difference is, I see the game for what it really is, while you’re still being played by it

Body count of 0 is better than a body count of 17. Male or female.

It's one thing to be 25 and have fucked 5 people because you had one or two kinda-serious partners and a few hookups or people that you only dated for a few months. "Having a body count" and not being a virgin until marriage isn't inherently bad IMO. But to go from being a virgin to fucking over a dozen people, presumably within a year or two, just means you are a degenerate who got into hookup culture. What are you actually winning? What's the actual plan? Just fuck tons of people until you get ugly and old and STD-riddled and have a bunch of bastard children and no one will fuck you any more?

Why not just get a sex toy to get out your frustration, and work on your autism so you can find an actual legit girlfriend? Hookup culture sex will only destroy you.

Using a sex toy or working on my autism aren’t solutions but bandaids on a deeper wound.
They don't address the root cause of loneliness and human desire for connection, nor do they provide the validation and acceptance that come from being desired.

You mention STDs and unwanted children like they are inevitable outcomes, ignoring that not everyone is a reckless subhuman.

 

[General Woundwort]

Bait aside, the fact that daytime talk shows exist proves that literally anyone can get laid if your standards are low enough and if that is your only goal.
The 'incels' are 1/10 dudes who think they deserve 10/10 women, they're the other side of the pushing 30-35 'used to be hot' woman who thinks she deserves some rich twat and he's going to come along and marry her any day now.
Meanwhile both sides of that coin get older and more bitter because they refuse to set realistic standards for themselves.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Gay homo nyaguh.

 

[JambledUpWords]

You mention STDs and unwanted children like they are inevitable outcomes, ignoring that not everyone is a reckless subhuman.

I was a virgin at 16, and now at 18, my body count is 17

You were saying?

 

[Lokenstien]

Care to elaborate?

>Tall
>Big gut
>Giant mustache
>Skinny Legs
>Thigh gripping hands
>300 IQ
>Near infinite wealth
>Passionate about killing hedgehogs and world domination

Some inspiring stuff really.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Body count = sexual penetration.
And before you ask, no, I didn't get pegged.

I dont think anyone asked. Literally no one.

 

[The Rats in the Walls]

A- there is an incel thread on the farms wtf?
B- you must be at least 18 to post here
Anyway
Uber retarded thread, huzzah!

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

I know I may look gay, but really, I'm not.

Sigh. Ok, bait of the moment, You started taking better care of your hair. This is just more pick up artist /r/theredpill degeneracy.

You are an addict.

The drug is just sex or attention from literal subhuman whores that clearly are lost enough to actually have sex with randos, like you.
For others, like troons, the drug is porn.

If you haven’t caught an STD already you still will have “punishment” in the form of anyone wholesome and not a gross insecure addict like yourself will go “lol wow” and block you or not make eye contact like you’re a crazy person homelessmaxxing.

You think people look up to Leonardo do faprio for smashing that model box?
Faggot losers maybe.

There is fantastically more to life than chasing tail. Sadly you’re very deluded.

Hopefully you find maturity and do something useful with your time.

Pick up artist bs takes up all the time of a job. Your time is wasted. Your choice but that is slow motion suicide. And squandering potential is a sin.