Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

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I'm sure the Ugandan man she's talking about, who actually has done things to help fight against the criminalization of homosexuality in his home country, loves that Staph implies that he belongs in the same classification of people that includes dogfuckers and child rapists.

This is a link to the upload of the panel she was on. I haven't had a chance to watch it yet, but she comes on at about 47 minutes in.
yorro starts talking at about 10:03 but i have no fucking clue what she's saying because i started taking a shot every time she said "um" and i am now in the emergency room for alcohol poisoning. i do hope someone transcribes soon before i pass on to alfheimr
 
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I'm sure the Ugandan man she's talking about, who actually has done things to help fight against the criminalization of homosexuality in his home country, loves that Staph implies that he belongs in the same classification of people that includes dogfuckers and child rapists.

This is a link to the upload of the panel she was on. I haven't had a chance to watch it yet, but she comes on at about 47 minutes in.

She really does just sit there like a toad, doesn't she?
 
I'm sure the Ugandan man she's talking about, who actually has done things to help fight against the criminalization of homosexuality in his home country, loves that Staph implies that he belongs in the same classification of people that includes dogfuckers and child rapists.

This is a link to the upload of the panel she was on. I haven't had a chance to watch it yet, but she comes on at about 47 minutes in.
Why exactly does she say she is disabled/can't work again?? How can someone sit on a panel like this and be interviewed etc and have crippling MH issues to the point of disability?
 
What, you mean she didn't spend her whole allotted timeslot on the seminar immediately derailing into how dogfuckers and pedophiles are the real victimized members of society? The subject she's centered every conversation of the last six months around?

Could it be that deep down in the two functioning, non-terminally-autistic braincells she has, she knows that that's actually a cause that literally no other group on earth wants to be associated with for obvious reasons?

Of course it's Stapphy, who always just keeps digging when she's in a hole, so hopefully the next event we can watch her get disavowed live when she starts talking about how she identifies as a zoophile as the event organizer screams CUT THE FEED CUT THE FEED.
 
Why exactly does she say she is disabled/can't work again?? How can someone sit on a panel like this and be interviewed etc and have crippling MH issues to the point of disability?
She can only work if it involves sitting on her ass and talking about herself and how special she is. Anything other than that is too triggering and she'll drink hand sanitizer about it.
 
What, you mean she didn't spend her whole allotted timeslot on the seminar immediately derailing into how dogfuckers and pedophiles are the real victimized members of society? The subject she's centered every conversation of the last six months around?

Could it be that deep down in the two functioning, non-terminally-autistic braincells she has, she knows that that's actually a cause that literally no other group on earth wants to be associated with for obvious reasons?

Of course it's Stapphy, who always just keeps digging when she's in a hole, so hopefully the next event we can watch her get disavowed live when she starts talking about how she identifies as a zoophile as the event organizer screams CUT THE FEED CUT THE FEED.
Loki will probably tell her to start sperging about how dog rapists are the true oppressed minorities.
 
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Is she seriously contacting a shaman to get advice about getting back together with the ghost of MJ? Absolute lunacy. I hope she gets scammed. Wow, she actually braved the elements... to buy some crystals like a basic middle class white bitch.
 
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Is she seriously contacting a shaman to get advice about getting back together with the ghost of MJ? Absolute lunacy. I hope she gets scammed. Wow, she actually braved the elements... to buy some crystals like a basic middle class white bitch.
Why does she even need a shaman? Isn't she experienced witch with 4 different pantheons backing her up? Surely they could squash some Muggle's ghost like an ant.
 
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Is she seriously contacting a shaman to get advice about getting back together with the ghost of MJ? Absolute lunacy. I hope she gets scammed. Wow, she actually braved the elements... to buy some crystals like a basic middle class white bitch.

There's a joke about couple's therapy in there somewhere, I know it.

Those "shamans" are always scam artists. Staph will pay out the ass for what will amount to some burning sage, some "channeling", and other performative bullshit. It's all smoke and mirrors. No different than a Victorian medium ringing bells under the seance table or swallowing cheesecloth.

Those gem and stone shows can be filled with scams, too. They'll tell you that this particular stone has whatever qualities they think will sell, when in reality, you're paying just for a bit of tumbled glass or dyed quartz. If that.

But I'm sure that Loki knows what he's doing.
 
Those gem and stone shows can be filled with scams, too. They'll tell you that this particular stone has whatever qualities they think will sell, when in reality, you're paying just for a bit of tumbled glass or dyed quartz. If that.
IME gem and jewellery shows have more hokey magick bullshit going on, but gem and mineral (or gem/fossil) shows tend to learn more towards science and collector crowds. I will say, though, anything that looks too cool to be true usually is. Cherry quartz, crackle quartz, goldstone, angel aura, peacock ore, titanium quartz, 99% of moonstone and opalite, "imperial" jasper, and any agate that isn't a natural color is all dyed/treated. Plus any "cheap" turquoise is most likely just dyed howlite, which is basically garbage. Granted, if that's what you like and you want to spend money on it, more power to you, but it's not like "OMG IT'S SO RARE AND SPECIAL I NEED IT!"

I'm gonna bet she's at the New York Southern Tier Geology Club Show, it's going on this weekend at the Johnson City Senior Center. It's ironic how everything she does either takes place on her couch or at a senior center, she is is so trans-boomer.
 
The stupid excuse of Tom Hiddleston husbando Loki making her buy it.

Do you think if MJ comes back she's going to make him into an elf, Jeff style? I guarantee she will put him through some Norse journey and he will come out a member of some Lord of the Rings sounding elf class. Maybe he will be made to spend some time in the 'House of Criminals' marked on that Norse map she's painting.
 
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Why exactly does she say she is disabled/can't work again?? How can someone sit on a panel like this and be interviewed etc and have crippling MH issues to the point of disability?
She'd have a meltdown over being "misgendered" (read: correctly identified as a hairy, morbidly obese woman) in any job involving dealing with the public. She's in so deep with the online gender insanity that it's rendered her absolutely unable to exist in the real world where people aren't going to buy into her delusions, and even if she were to go into a job working with fellow troons she'd blow up over some disagreement one way or another.
 
She'd have a meltdown over being "misgendered" (read: correctly identified as a hairy, morbidly obese woman) in any job involving dealing with the public. She's in so deep with the online gender insanity that it's rendered her absolutely unable to exist in the real world where people aren't going to buy into her delusions, and even if she were to go into a job working with fellow troons she'd blow up over some disagreement one way or another.
I just don't understand how she's managed to convince a government for gibs. I know it took like 5 years but I don't think they must know about the extent of her extra curricular appearances.
 
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Is she seriously contacting a shaman to get advice about getting back together with the ghost of MJ? Absolute lunacy. I hope she gets scammed. Wow, she actually braved the elements... to buy some crystals like a basic middle class white bitch.
This is the reason she's one of my favourite cows.
"Hello Shaman, Michael Jackson made me groom a child with ghostly possessions and giving me that good ghost dick, please help."
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She's really been sending herself anonymous asks, huh? Is it MJ?
the "wee crush" really gives it away as it being her, her stupid fake irish was always wrong.
And the fact that the only way anyone would have a crush on her was if they had a fetish for fat retards, which I'm sure someone does, somewhere. They're probably also a fat retard.
 
Why exactly does she say she is disabled/can't work again?? How can someone sit on a panel like this and be interviewed etc and have crippling MH issues to the point of disability?
After the week I had that ended me up in the hospital TWICE and I am still dealing with awful, debilitating symptoms for at least another few days (fuck me I HOPE) I still managed to log into my job (wfh) and get shit done

Staph has absolutely no reason to not work except laziness and "spechalness"
 
After the week I had that ended me up in the hospital TWICE and I am still dealing with awful, debilitating symptoms for at least another few days (fuck me I HOPE) I still managed to log into my job (wfh) and get shit done

Staph has absolutely no reason to not work except laziness and "spechalness"
I am all for understanding there are certain mental health issues that do in effect render people disabled, or at least enough they can't have a regular, full time job because of unpredictability; I just find it crazy how she can regularly do something most "neurotypicals" find fucking terrifying (basically public speaking) but claim to also have horrific anxiety to the point of disability. I'd say maybe I'm being unfair/close minded but this is Staph we're talking about here and she's definitely played the system because she just cba when she sees everything she could technically do even part time as being beneath her super duper degree. She just wants all the time to slapfight on Tumblr and finger paint while fapping over fan fiction in her head. I would still love to see her SSI application to see what type of shit she had written.
(Also, get well soon)

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