Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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306h4Ge5eJUJ said:
Now I want to see the man of pig write a lesbian romance. Imagine the shitshow that'd be.
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"Veronica caressed Becky's big tits. They were Wisconsin tis, big, and supple, yet firm and luscious. Becky, in her usual playful and taboo mindset opened her real-life little black book (a keepsake from her lesdom in college) and suggested with a smirk, that they call up one of their boytoys (that were cataloged in the little black book) by height, weight, face, cock-size, and political orientation. Veronica enthusiastically consented. It was only a few more hours of breast worship before Rick arrived. Rick was usually scheduled for the first Friday of each month, but tonight was special...it was Labor Day."
 
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Kirtto said:
It seems to be a lesbian romance fantasy, if anything it is niche but at least has a target audience, i.e lesbos and teenage girls, unlike Fatrick books
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My daughter prefers her Manhwa/ Manhua yuri series over American stuff. To her it just seems like the characters just want men.
306h4Ge5eJUJ said:
Now I want to see the man of pig write a lesbian romance. Imagine the shitshow that'd be.
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Patrick just needs to come out of the closet and write what he knows. He'll finally get sales.
Wasn't the female lead of one his books a lesbian? Or at least bi?
 
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Never forget in this day of the Milwaukee Marathon;
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TheAmbiguousLurker said:
Rank me a retard, but like... Isn't the whole point of buying a checkmark to let people see that you have it? Why would you buy it and then hide it?
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You buy the checkmark so that you'll know that you're a big deal, but you hide the checkmark so that other people won't make fun of you for being a blue checkmark.
 
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Tablet County said:
You buy the checkmark so that you'll know that you're a big deal, but you hide the checkmark so that other people won't make fun of you for being a blue checkmark.
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Or spending money on something that used to be special and "mean something". Now even normies have it more often.
 
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Tablet County said:
You buy the checkmark so that you'll know that you're a big deal, but you hide the checkmark so that other people won't make fun of you for being a blue checkmark.
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It's a real "Yes, child; and no, child" situation.


a little more marathon posting because it's funny. The 2024 Milwaukee marathon was held today, as @Kirtto alluded to. Reports have not yet come in whether or not Fatrick was a participant
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TheAmbiguousLurker said:
Rank me a retard, but like... Isn't the whole point of buying a checkmark to let people see that you have it? Why would you buy it and then hide it?
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Because now it's a mark of shame, it means you're giving Elon "Hitler" Musk money. So all the fags that used to have visible checkmarks snark and make fun of people who have them.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
My daughter prefers her Manhwa/ Manhua yuri series over American stuff. To her it just seems like the characters just want men.
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>talking about gay porn with your daughter
Not to be rude, but have you considered starting your own thread?
 
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Waifu Days said:
For you, anything.

The Basement Chronicles, made with AI
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Too bad Patrick doesn't have any actual fans. One could do something to the beat of Stan. Or maybe a song about how he didn't want his daughter to the instrumentals of Worthless.
 
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