Admit it; the incels were right. - Looks are truly the most important thing when it comes to dating.

The dab has been hit, but on who?

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What is up with people thinking if they haven’t lost their virginity by 16, it’s a bad thing? Bruh, just finish high school, goddamn.

OP is out here looking like Oli London, thinking he’s cracked some kind of code, when all he’s cracked is his fucking face. In 10 years he’s going to be addicted to pain pills and heroin after having numerous surgeries to get the perfect jaw line that doesn’t even exist. But thank god he got some pussy before he turned 18!
 
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It has come to my attention that OP is in fact gay. You know gays fuck anything, right? Fucking Nikocado Avocado takes backshots on the daily. Looking average and not getting any ass for two whole years kinda disproves your whole point about lookism, no?

you're not Richard Ramirez, you're Gacy after getting a hold of some Ozempic.
 
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Well this is fucking sad.

I don't buy this for a second. Before and after pictures are practically the same and 16-11% body fat is not a big change. Only an idiot, troll or idiot troll would think so.

Fuck off niggerfaggot.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
Men don't want to hear it but most young women prefer the pretty well groomed twink aesthetic to the roid moids and the old men with hairy beer bellies and receding hair lines that's why k-pop is so popular even with whuite women. I remember when "metrosexual" was a thing and all teenage girls were going crazy for the cute emo/scene boys while normie men seethed that they were super duper gay. I guess every generation has that. 🤔
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I guess it depends on what age we're talking about. Most of the women in my life (friends and relatives and such) have a real aversion to the twinky aesthetic. It's at most theoretical, and in practice any man they perceive as gay or bisexual are immediately unattractive to them. Not that they morally judge said men, but they'd never take them as partners. The yaoi aesthetic or kpop aesthetic seems to be limited to just fantasies or maybe a small population of teenaged girls, not adults.


Of my friends, the dudes on the fat greasy end of the spectrum do about as well as the dudes on the twinky end of the spectrum.

If you bathe but display some indications of masculinity, ie the middle ground, you do best.
 
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CiaphasCain said:
Anyone who posts "I have lots of sex" does not in fact have, lots of sex.
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Reminds me of an old website where people could click a button that said "I just had sex" and it would put a pin down on a map of the area, update it live, and make you feel bad about all that sex you weren't having.
 
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Tinidril said:
My teen-at-the-time daughter was *furious* when I opined that Cumberbatch looked like Pharoah Akhenaten. (Can't add a picture right now, but Google it.)
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He doesn't have the slanted eyes that Cucumber Man has. Maybe I'm not looking at the right picture.
 
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These people and their families really need to stop taking all these vaccines before we have some major issues

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Here's what you'd look like if you were Black or Chinese

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CiaphasCain said:
Anyone who posts "I have lots of sex" does not in fact have, lots of sex.
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Just don't lean too hard into believing the reverse, people who don't post about sex or post about not having it aren't necessarily having sex.
I got kafkatrapped in a counter strike game one time by teammates who decided for some reason I'm a big dick chad who has lots of sex, and simply wouldn't take no for an answer. Attempts to tell them I'm average or below and not active were met with "nah bro quit being modest we know you crush puss"
Most confusing lobby I've ever been in. Thought it was sarcastic at first but by the end I genuinely couldn't tell.
 
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