Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
That I really couldn't say.

That's the thing. And 'girlfriend' as a term is fairly broad. My money is on she's some random female he knows, who he occasionally does things with. I doubt he knocks boots with her.

That's just my theory.

Based on her forum posts found earlier in this thread, it would seem she has a few issues of her own, and her standard for boyfriend material is "He doesn't drink too much or beat me up."

I was not aware or had forgotten she posted. Keeping track of this nonsense is gosh hard work! :oops:
 
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If she even exists. I've had my doubts.
How pants-on-head crazy to you have to be to partner up with someone who thinks he's several geniuses and GOD reincarnated because he sees 7's and 4's?

I say it's a caretaker from a mental health facility that does outpatient wellness checkups and Brad's gone all Florence Nightingale on her.
 
The sad truth is we're the only people who interact with him, and our negativity only feeds his ego by judging us. Anywhere else he goes he either gets ignored or banned. It would appear that something happened on Facebook as well because he now has a different page, one I haven't been banned from (yet).
 
@Bethari,

Confirmation bias and negative bias explains your anti-GOD=7_4 . But regarding the fate of your soul*, I can use anti-GOD and antichrist to describe your attitude. Therefore...

Your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck, 1,000 years reincarnated as non-human with 74 years non-commutable, when you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com



*Synchronism: 20:24 "To save her from pain." - Cuban Music PBS

What did I just read?
 
The sad truth is we're the only people who interact with him, and our negativity only feeds his ego by judging us. Anywhere else he goes he either gets ignored or banned.
That's not an uncommon phenomenon. When your behavior alienates you from the majority of society either in person or on online, any attention is better than no attention. For most people like this, it's easy to be an asshole to them because either they're obviously just doing it for attention (Mikemikev, Oliver) or they're just being special snowflakes insistent on living a marginalized life when they have opportunities to support themselves but ignore them (ADF, CWC).

Brad's on the other end of this spectrum for me though. I don't think he fully realizes just how batshit insane he is and probably can't help himself. Dear god, his website alone is a testament to just how far down the rabbit hole he's gone. Thousands of posts over years and years screaming into his own echo chamber with no one else but his own rantings to keep him company.

He's probably the only lolcow I've met here that I have a shred of sympathy for. Even if he's judged me to 10000 years of misery for not believing his shit and shooting truck sized holes in his theories.
 
What did I just read?

Welcome to the club. Here's your complementary T-shirt and refreshments are in the fridge. (thanks @voiceguy for the graphic)

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That's not an uncommon phenomenon. When your behavior alienates you from the majority of society either in person or on online, any attention is better than no attention. For most people like this, it's easy to be an asshole to them because either they're obviously just doing it for attention (Mikemikev, Oliver) or they're just being special snowflakes insistent on living a marginalized life when they have opportunities to support themselves but ignore them (ADF, CWC).

Brad's on the other end of this spectrum for me though. I don't think he fully realizes just how batshit insane he is and probably can't help himself. Dear god, his website alone is a testament to just how far down the rabbit hole he's gone. Thousands of posts over years and years screaming into his own echo chamber with no one else but his own rantings to keep him company.

He's probably the only lolcow I've met here that I have a shred of sympathy for. Even if he's judged me to 10000 years of misery for not believing his shit and shooting truck sized holes in his theories.
And it's because he's so out of it, and likely has so little agency in his life, that he's actually more likely to respond to help, were he to ever get it. Chris and ADF are stupid, immature man babies who take pride in living in their own filth. Brad has actually lived as an adult and has some viable life skills. And he apparently has a companion who could support him while he seeks help, unlike Chris and ADF.

Brad does deserve sympathy, because it really would take something as simple as a few visits to a shrink each week and some medication to get him back on track. The fact that he either cannot or will not seek that help is a real shame.
 
@Brad Watson_Miami How do I know YOU'RE not the Anti-Christ?

2 Thessalonians 2:4 says, "He [the Anti-Christ] will oppose and will exalt himself over everything that is called God or is worshiped, so that he sets himself up in God’s temple, proclaiming himself to be God."

You seem to do a awful lot of talking and not a lot of showing to be GOD-incarnate.
Either way, I don't think you're the Messiah.
 
Welcome to the club. Here's your complementary T-shirt and refreshments are in the fridge. (thanks @voiceguy for the graphic)

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I think that would be pretty cool as like a tour shirt, with all of his incarnations (including the conflicting ones) on the back. With birth and death dates listed.
 
And it's because he's so out of it, and likely has so little agency in his life, that he's actually more likely to respond to help, were he to ever get it. Chris and ADF are stupid, immature man babies who take pride in living in their own filth. Brad has actually lived as an adult and has some viable life skills. And he apparently has a companion who could support him while he seeks help, unlike Chris and ADF.

Brad does deserve sympathy, because it really would take something as simple as a few visits to a shrink each week and some medication to get him back on track. The fact that he either cannot or will not seek that help is a real shame.
That's the thing. I don't actually dislike Brad himself, just his bizarre brand of batshit crazy. If he could stop with all the reincarnation/numbers crap, he'd probably be a pretty cool guy to sit at a bar and talk about sports and music with. Trouble is, as soon as that insurance commercial about naming your car Brad came on he would go batshit shouting "That's about me! That's about me!"
I think that would be pretty cool as like a tour shirt, with all of his incarnations (including the conflicting ones) on the back. With birth and death dates listed.
Give me a break, the shirt costs enough now.
 
That's the thing. I don't actually dislike Brad himself, just his bizarre brand of batshit crazy. If he could stop with all the reincarnation/numbers crap, he'd probably be a pretty cool guy to sit at a bar and talk about sports and music with. Trouble is, as soon as that insurance commercial about naming your car Brad came on he would go batshit shouting "That's about me! That's about me!"
That is the honest truth. Of all the cows, he probably has the greatest potential to have a healthy and productive life, but also the greatest temptation to remain right where he is (divinity is a hell of a drug). The problem with issues like Brad's is that medical intervention does not tend to help until the patient WANTS to be helped, and Brad is unlikely to be cognizant of the rift he has between other people or the strain he puts on his girlfriend.

Notice every time he tells a story about talking to someone in public, Brad never mentions any skepticism or discomfort on their part. He's completely unaware of how far from norm his actions are. Until he can be made aware of this, it's likely Brad will never allow anyone to help him.

More milk for us, I guess.
 
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