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"NO PLEASE NOT THE ACTUAL FACTS AND LOGIC! ANYTHING BUT THAT!"
 
It’s funny put this way because you’d think picking up a meaningful art form as a hobby to start and improve on over the span of years would be a reasonable extension of that idea, then you stop thinking about it in a vacuum and see how many troons and pooners already draw (poorly) or make music (terribly) and even that doesn’t work.
It think it goes badly because the only music they attempt is chiptunes or whatever they hear in their animes, and the drawing is just anime or fursonas. It's harder to make gardening deviant, though I've seen eyelashes and boobies put on that Blaster Master Zero potted plant so anything's possible.
 
"But wait" you say "there are plenty of fish in the sea, there must be somebody out there." Luckily they also posted a short note about themselves and what they're looking for in a partner. Have you ever seen a man write a list like this?
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When every sentence starts with "I", you know you're dealing with an egocentric narcissist and there's pretty much no hope for them. It'll take years for them to come out of it, if they realise it and decide to do something about it.
 
Generally perceived as trying to pass for woman in public by polite people / people who don't want trouble. But that's not all ...
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I’ve been transitioning for 3 years and I’m in a place mentally that I never thought I’d be at, and full time over a year. While sometimes I get questioning looks, I generally am perceived as a woman in public. This has made me really get into clothing as my imposter syndrome is improving drastically. You can get there. I was 30 years old, lost my entire blood family over it, had a full fuzzy beard, broad shoulders, and was running obstacle course races.. If I can transition and be happy with myself despite all of the roadblocks that we face, you can too. It's never too late, you're never too much of a lost cause, and you'll make better friends than the ones you'll lose over it.

Onto the question.

I’ve been noticing clothing is very difficult outside of the normal “14 in this brand, 18 in this one”. A common theme is that the sleeves are very tight, and my concern is it’s because of my broader shoulders. An XL is generally to large around the torso, throwing off the waist and hip perception. My waist and my hips are something I’m super proud of - Crop tops at 33 never made me look hotter!

However, Ms and Ls are so tight around the lower ribs that it gives a very dysphoric shape. So I’m settled that my top size is generally 15-20, depending on brand and flair.

Has anyone else struggled with the “shoulders/arms too tight” issue, and what was your fix? In the summer I generally wear tanks, so large arm holes fix my issue, as well as dresses. I’m wondering maybe focus on summer dresses and flowy tanks? What are we thinking?

Me, last week @ 32 months HRT

If it helps, I'm 196, 5'9".. Upper torso 41", bust 44", underbust 39", waist 36", hips 42"

And the fellow was good enough to link a selfie right there in the post.

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My waist and my hips are something I’m super proud of
Gosh
Has anyone else struggled with the “shoulders/arms too tight” issue, and what was your fix?
Male clothing ? That’ll fix it
waist 36", hips 42"
Pressing F to doubt.
‘I’m shaped like a barrel chested colossus . Why dont clothes for girls fit me? It’s baffling, how can I use flair to overcome this?’
I love how he says his chest is 41” but his ‘under bust’ is 39.
 
While sometimes I get questioning looks, I generally am perceived as a woman in public.
It really is just the case that the happiest troons are the ones who through a combination of autism, delusion and double think, convince themselves that the illusion is working. All the hormones, all the surgery, it's all meaningless, it's all about doing the rituals needed to convince them that someone looking at them in public won't clock them instantly. Everything else is just window dressing on that core desire
 
Trannies who are finding out that they'll never be a man/woman, and will never be in a relationship.

One, another narcissist who begins every sentence with "I/me/my". Note they have a friend who will fuck everything that moves, except him because troon.
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I'm feeling incredibly down because of the lack of interest from men.transitioning (self.StraightTransGirls)
submitted 17 hours ago by Larinhas2
Sorry, I'm not sure if this is the most appropriate place, but I need to vent. I tried posting on honesttrans and couldn't."
Alright. I'm not a perfect trans woman searching for a fairytale ending. I'm a very sexual person, I really enjoy being with men and having intimate relationships. I've been on hormone replacement therapy (HRT) for 6 years, and despite taking 50mg of cyproterone acetate and using 5 pumps of estrogen gel daily over the years, I still have a strong libido. The fact that I'm true to myself is causing me a lot of pain due to men rejecting me, to the extent that it's affecting my mental health. I might not pass as completely cisgender, but I do pass reasonably well. Many men are interested in me until they find out I'm trans, and then their interest fades away. I have silicone breast implants and a feminine fat distribution, but it seems like these attributes don't count for much.
My recent breaking point was falling for a man who is very promiscuous. He hits on any woman, and he even tried to pursue ALL of my friends, regardless of their looks. My cisgender female friends aren't interested in him because they already have their partners, and there's no shortage of men chasing after them. However, I developed feelings for this man and would do anything to be with him. I made advances towards him, only to be swiftly rejected. He didn't even consider giving me a chance. This type of rejection happens often, and it makes me feel extremely undesirable by the men I encounter in my everyday life, men with whom I'd like to have at least a one-night encounter.

I just discovered this community, and I feel like it's the only place where I can openly express these feelings. In other communities, I often hear advice like "you need to search in the right places," "have you tried dating other trans men," or "you'll find someone special." But what? I don't want someone special; I just want to have casual encounters with the guys at the local bar. I apologize for being so candid, but it seems like nobody addresses the rejection that trans individuals face from men, and it feels like no other trans person cares about it. Are there any other trans individuals who are sexual, desirous, and would like to feel wanted but face similar challenges? I think the girls in the transmedicalist community might be right when they say that the only solution is to be completely passable and stealth; it seems like there's no other way out. What do you think?

Two, "my boyfriend isn't into guys anymore." He started dating this pooner before she even started hormones; he was never gay. He likes women, not pooners.
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boyfriend broke up because he's not into guys anymore (?)Vent - Advice Welcome (self.gaytransguys)
submitted 3 hours ago by zekusprime
basically the title. so I've been with this guy for almost 1.5 years, we've had our ups and downs but I thought it was going great and even tho he had to move halfway across the world for work last October, our relationship stayed pretty much the same. from the start he told me he's unlabeled sexuality wise but into all genders and goes off vibes. he also thought I was cis before we started dating (which was before I got on t). since that big move tho he had phases where he got distant and then came back full force again after a week or so. I thought it was just him adjusting to the new environment but apparently not. he called me today and said he appreciates me and it's not me personally, but he's not attracted to me and isn't into guys at all anymore. idk what to think or do, I obviously can't change his attraction to me (or lack of) but it sucks

Three, a serious WTF with the husband of a pooner now going out for sex, including hitting up the local high school and offering hard cash money for sex. He'd literally rather go to jail than have sex with a pooner.
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Should I end it now? self.ftm
Submitted 3 hours ago by Fiddescent
Hey all, so my boyfriend (cis gay man) and I (FTM) ~been on hormones for 7 years, top surgery~ been together almost 3 years now, we have a child together(another long story) but the whole time we’ve been together I’ve caught him, texting,snap chatting, going on tinder, POF, I’ve seen him on Grindr. Trying to get people to meet up and everything. He was even hitting up guys from my little sisters school. Mind you he’s 31. I’ve caught him lying about his age. My sisters friends 17 maybe 18. I’ve seen him offering money to for people to hang out with him, for him to do stuff to them. And everytime he swears he’s never actually cheated which I know is a lie. But he always tells me he’s gonna change. But honestly he just gets smarter. He deleted me off Snapchat saying I make it too much of a big deal. And we couples don’t need to always be friend on all socials. And I’ve even asked why he never posts anything about us, OUR FAMILY and he says I don’t need to show you off we’re not in highschool. I’m just conflicted, we have something that’s gonna keep us connected forever. I love him so much, I changed my way of living for a year and some for him to just do all of this before during and after.? But I just need someone to tell me I’m trying way too hard to make this relationship work. When it seems in reality I will never be enough for him.
 
Totally passing troon in question:
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He gets bonus points for working as a 'frontend developer and product lead' according to his linkedin. Computer autists and trooning out, does a more iconic duo even exist anymore??
What a good find! And what a thick neck and feathered mane-- so glam rock. I was expecting a troon rather than a hon because the ballet was The Nutcracker (very girly barbie childish teehee tea party) and it involved a mommy compliment. Of course these two things also fit into the cutesy-campy cargo cult activities that hons enjoy, but I really had a mental image of Stefonknee Wolscht in a tutu, snoozing his way through the second act.
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BTW when I searched "steff on knee" with quotes the first result was the Wikipedia entry for "Karen." Hmm are the tech troons asserting themselves?
A brand new subreddit just started. I wonder if it will become a big one? 8)
LOL but if it becomes a place to brag and scream about being sexualized by the Cis, it could have wider appeal. There's nothing trans love more than showing off and getting angry.

Tucute transfemme BDP females, troons, and aggressive enbies are the demographics for dynamite. Quivering transmen who play peacemaker extend burn time as does having the cesspool-- I mean community-- congeal with rage over the latest Republican legislation or JK Rowling tweet. See my vision? Apologies if it gives you eyeball AIDS.
 
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"NO PLEASE NOT THE ACTUAL FACTS AND LOGIC! ANYTHING BUT THAT!"
TIPS:"There's a lot of scientific evidence that confirms trans people's brains matches the gender they identify with".Also TIPS:"Brain scans scare me because what if it turns out I'm wrong?" For people who are so confident that science backs them up, they sure are scared to take a brain scan.
 
TIPS:"There's a lot of scientific evidence that confirms trans people's brains matches the gender they identify with".Also TIPS:"Brain scans scare me because what if it turns out I'm wrong?" For people who are so confident that science backs them up, they sure are scared to take a brain scan.
They are seething. They hate the idea of it being provable of them being trans or not. They want to only proof of being trans to be if someone says they are. Which isn't a way to diagnose anything. What else works like that? I can't claim I feel that I have cancer and go in for a round of chemo.

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if there's no such scan and they know it, wtf is the proof that any of this even exists?

Yeah haha how barbaric, good thing we stopped doing all that crazy stuff in the enlightened modern age!
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They are seething. They hate the idea of it being provable of them being trans or not. They want to only proof of being trans to be if someone says they are. Which isn't a way to diagnose anything. What else works like that? I can't claim I feel that I have cancer and go in for a round of chemo.

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if there's no such scan and they know it, wtf is the proof that any of this even exists?

Yeah haha how barbaric, good thing we stopped doing all that crazy stuff in the enlightened modern age!
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Good grief the comments are even better than OPs question.The first one though "There's no such scan that proves a male or female brain".Ok if thats true then why should we trust any pro trans study that TRAs link proving trans brains?Also that one guy who links to pro trans studies but then claims "You cant go out and just get a brain scan to prove trans brains."So then why trust the studies you just linked?I dont even understand their argument.To trannies the only difference is hormone levels, but how would that be proof of men trapped inside women's bodies and vice versa?Hell as men get older, their testosterone naturally decreases as men age, while estrogen increases.Yet that isn't proof of older men becoming women.So what do these pro tranny brain studies even try to argue?
 
It is magical how the single piece of “scientific” evidence they rest their entire movement on is that “trans women’s brains scan more like women’s brains”, but if you suggest that this (despite not really making sense in the first place), which is literally the only thing they have, be used as some sort of standard to judge self-declared trannies by, it magically transforms from being ironclad scientific proof of their legitimacy to being on par with phrenology.
 
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