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- Feb 6, 2024
Posting this here since I have been banned from her thread.
First I need to include proof that I am more jacked than all of you. I am 5'11 190 pounds and I can deadlift 500 pounds with wraps. In about 6 months I should be able to do it raw. I am in my mid 30s and I live with my parents. I have not worked a job in my life. I am telling you all this because I want you to know there is nothing you can say that will offend me to maybe save the both of us some time. You cannot hurt a NEET. You just can't. Especially when my looks are actually decent so "omg you must be a fat neckbeard" isn't going to work on me.
With that out of the way let me get to my main reason for coming here. I want the abuse directed towards Elaine to stop. If you comment in her thread it should be for the purpose of commenting on her art or content. Her thread should also be moved out of the lolcow section and into a more appropriate section. I am not an internet janny so I don't know much about forum management , but I am sure you can find a more appropriate spot for the thread.
Why am I doing this for Elaine? It is simple. Elaine and I have been edating for months now. Here is proof below. In about 4-5 months I will meet her in France and we will hold hands for the first time.
This ghost is a representation of myself. By drawing my sigil on herself she has essentially created a permanent link between me and her through the astral realm. Before you marvel nerds start talking shit about what you think astral projection is I am going to just straight up tell you it is not that kind of astral projection. I learned how to do it when I was trying to teach myself how to lucid dream at the age of 15 and I would accidentally leave my body during the process. I have mastered it at this point, and through the use of sigils and spilling my own blood I can enhance my abilities even further. If you still don't believe we are dating feel free to ask her yourself. I promise we will meet up in France.
This next part is something I didn't want to do, but I had no choice because most of you are extremely mentally ill. It became obvious to me when I saw Elaine's thread was filled with hundreds of pages of full grown men going after a young woman for little to no reason. Do you not have anything else to do with your life? Do you feel powerful behind your screen? If anyone of you would like to meet in person I am willing to fight you as long as you let me film it for legal purposes. I live in Spokane Washington and we have mutual combat laws. I also have 20 plus years of wrestling experience, 4 of those were as a collegiate wrestler at a competitive school and I almost made it into the olympics and only didn't because I failed a drug test. I also spent half a decade after college trying to get into the UFC and I had multiple amateur fights, none of which I lost except for the ones where I was DQ'd due to weight or drugs. My striking was not good enough for the UFC but I promise it is going to be better than a hobbyist, and I doubt many of you are even hobbyist level. Since I am also a NEET with rich parents I am willing to travel to you and face you in your own towns if you have access to a gym we can spar at or of your local ordinance allows mutual combat. I do not want to fight if I don't have to but if you refuse to leave Elaine alone then I will have no choice.
Now of course, I know that most of you are keyboard warriors who would never step within 100 miles of me. I know most of you have no physical capabilities. That is where my abilities in the astral realm will take effect. Before my connection with Elaine only allowed me to protect her from nightmares and physical harm, but by spilling my own blood I will expand that to include cursing anyone who harasses her online. Imagine a life where every time you try to sleep you are raped by machine elves? That is the least of what I could do. In the astral realm I can control time and space, and I doubt any of you would have the experience or the will to stop me.
I urge you to consider your actions. I do not want this fight, but I will do what I have to do to protect Elaine.
First I need to include proof that I am more jacked than all of you. I am 5'11 190 pounds and I can deadlift 500 pounds with wraps. In about 6 months I should be able to do it raw. I am in my mid 30s and I live with my parents. I have not worked a job in my life. I am telling you all this because I want you to know there is nothing you can say that will offend me to maybe save the both of us some time. You cannot hurt a NEET. You just can't. Especially when my looks are actually decent so "omg you must be a fat neckbeard" isn't going to work on me.
With that out of the way let me get to my main reason for coming here. I want the abuse directed towards Elaine to stop. If you comment in her thread it should be for the purpose of commenting on her art or content. Her thread should also be moved out of the lolcow section and into a more appropriate section. I am not an internet janny so I don't know much about forum management , but I am sure you can find a more appropriate spot for the thread.
Why am I doing this for Elaine? It is simple. Elaine and I have been edating for months now. Here is proof below. In about 4-5 months I will meet her in France and we will hold hands for the first time.
This ghost is a representation of myself. By drawing my sigil on herself she has essentially created a permanent link between me and her through the astral realm. Before you marvel nerds start talking shit about what you think astral projection is I am going to just straight up tell you it is not that kind of astral projection. I learned how to do it when I was trying to teach myself how to lucid dream at the age of 15 and I would accidentally leave my body during the process. I have mastered it at this point, and through the use of sigils and spilling my own blood I can enhance my abilities even further. If you still don't believe we are dating feel free to ask her yourself. I promise we will meet up in France.
This next part is something I didn't want to do, but I had no choice because most of you are extremely mentally ill. It became obvious to me when I saw Elaine's thread was filled with hundreds of pages of full grown men going after a young woman for little to no reason. Do you not have anything else to do with your life? Do you feel powerful behind your screen? If anyone of you would like to meet in person I am willing to fight you as long as you let me film it for legal purposes. I live in Spokane Washington and we have mutual combat laws. I also have 20 plus years of wrestling experience, 4 of those were as a collegiate wrestler at a competitive school and I almost made it into the olympics and only didn't because I failed a drug test. I also spent half a decade after college trying to get into the UFC and I had multiple amateur fights, none of which I lost except for the ones where I was DQ'd due to weight or drugs. My striking was not good enough for the UFC but I promise it is going to be better than a hobbyist, and I doubt many of you are even hobbyist level. Since I am also a NEET with rich parents I am willing to travel to you and face you in your own towns if you have access to a gym we can spar at or of your local ordinance allows mutual combat. I do not want to fight if I don't have to but if you refuse to leave Elaine alone then I will have no choice.
Now of course, I know that most of you are keyboard warriors who would never step within 100 miles of me. I know most of you have no physical capabilities. That is where my abilities in the astral realm will take effect. Before my connection with Elaine only allowed me to protect her from nightmares and physical harm, but by spilling my own blood I will expand that to include cursing anyone who harasses her online. Imagine a life where every time you try to sleep you are raped by machine elves? That is the least of what I could do. In the astral realm I can control time and space, and I doubt any of you would have the experience or the will to stop me.
I urge you to consider your actions. I do not want this fight, but I will do what I have to do to protect Elaine.
