Elaine April Gertler-Miller / Elaine Georgie Gertler-Miller / Elaine Miller / Trollcow / "Pissminge" / Z3R6 / Echo - Pisswhore, liar, future fed, faildoxxer, swatter, Imageboard apostate, sektur bicycle, sock enthusiast, linked her nudes to a 14 year old, cut "Josh Moon" into her thighs, genuine cautionary tale about wanting Internet fame, Torswats orbiter, drug addict

[Axiom.]

Just read the new OP(s).
Well done.
Gotta say its hard to feel any pity for someone like Lainey but she really is a sorrowful example of what happens when a kid thats not very intelligent is neglected and left to their own devices on the Internet.
I'd feel genuine pity for her, but I'm kind of an asshole so I just find it funny more than anything.

Also, is it just me or does this nigger look like Nick Bate?
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Doesn't help she also called you pedophile work slave during my search because you're proud of working a blue collar job

 

[break these cuffs]

>ctrl-f
>godlosenigger
>0/0

Why is op running infeterence for his e daddy? The Sektur demands satisfaction!

 

[Procrastinhater]

Doesn't help she also called you pedophile work slave during my search because you're proud of working a blue collar job

Its all projection with Lainey isn't it?
Poor thing.

Besides she's called me worse. She called me a Goddamn Yankee once.

 

[break these cuffs]

Didn’t godwinson sleep with her?

Shhh, baby stalker child.

 

[Sprate Header]

>ctrl-f
>godlosenigger
>0/0

Why is op running infeterence for his e daddy? The Sektur demands satisfaction!

It's in a spoiler in the third post, retard.

 

[break these cuffs]

It's in a spoiler in the third post, retard.

Lol, you didn't bother reading the revision before you gave me a thinking updoot and only now changed it. You're no better than me.

 

[vettii]

allegedly including our own disgraced ex-gunt janny @Vetti because his dog hermit tarot card was found in the thread.

Take this with a grain of salt

Just to be clear, I disavow cybah-croim and swatting unequivocally.

 

[DairyFarmsWholeMilk]

The rewrite didn't seem to mention her meeting up with godwinson and hanging around him on discord

oops i just ctrl f-d and didn't see it if its in the third spoler

 

[mindlessobserver]

I believe Null can fix her bros.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

I believe Null can fix her bros.

If by “fix” you mean get her spayed so there’s no threat of her getting knocked up by a simp and spreading the schizo BPD curse to another generation then I’m onboard.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Before rewrite
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After rewrite
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(https://archive.fo/jbdHZ)

Oh no! she's going to Xeet more about how totally not mad she is!

 

[Queen Aleena]

I believe Null can fix her bros.

I think he's realized giga-damaged goods are his only shot at ever procreating or simply not being alone. The hope she sees this meme in action?

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Nice work on the OP, Axiom.

I've thought Elaine would end up like Julie Terryberry for some time. Julie had her anorexic phase, which Elaine is effectively going through now. Then she hit the wall years and may as well die. How will Elaine cope without getting the meager attention she gets now?

They also both had horrifying anus pictures.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I think he's realized giga-damaged goods are his only shot at ever procreating or simply not being alone. The hope she sees this meme in action?

The Kiwi Throne needs an heir. One suitably autistic to assume the mantle. This limits options.

Never forget that Mumsnet has a thread on Kiwifarms and they plot to this day getting Dear Sneeder a British Wife.

 

[stupid fufu]

This was legendary, good shit
the only thing I hate is that I wasn't there when all this spergery happened

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I accidentally interacted with Elaine on the KF Fedi instance when that still existed.

She tried to convince me to pay for "KF user dox" she "hacked" and when I said "Lol, no" she just posted the 2019 hack.

I quickly realized who she was and then blocked her.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

I wanna say one thing.

No Discord gayops were used in the rewriting of this OP, despite Elaine's claims. We collaborated in a group DM and managed to not only avoid furry ERPing, we avoided bullshit in general. @Axiom the Fucker assembled a team and did the heavy lifting, we just helped fill gaps and bring it all together.

That group DM function really is a great tool for people who use it appropriately.

 

[Something Awful]

Nice faildox, A-logs. Her dad's name isn't Albion.

 

[AnOminous]

Nice faildox, A-logs. Her dad's name isn't Albion.

I wonder if either of these two are actually joking. I mean they're both incredibly subpar IQs. It's possible they actually don't know.

 

[Fatniggo1488]

Slut bong, are you cheating on nool already? It hasn't even been a year yet.