Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[SnergenFlergen]

it seems in reality I will never be enough for him.

Please tell me I'm not the only one who occasionally feels like they've inadvertently stumbled into a sinister alternate dimension when reading this thread.

She's talking about a man who is obviously routinely cheating on her and is likely a paedophile who hangs around schools based on her description, while she is a mutilated bedlamite who has mothered a child with said individual. Yet the casual way she phrases her post sounds like her grievance is him leaving the toilet seat up when he has a piss or something.

These people have far exceeded the limits of redemption and common sense.

 

[Geraldine]

Sorry no pics. Just use your imagination.
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No comments yet. Definitely one to check back on.

 

[pufin]

Generally perceived as a woman

 

[stupid frog]

A few months later he burned their house down.

Uh, so did you break up with him before or after that

 

[majorplayer]

What a good find! And what a thick neck and feathered mane-- so glam rock. I was expecting a troon rather than a hon because the ballet was The Nutcracker (very girly barbie childish teehee tea party) and it involved a mommy compliment. Of course these two things also fit into the cutesy-campy cargo cult activities that hons enjoy, but I really had a mental image of Stefonknee Wolscht in a tutu, snoozing his way through the second act.
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BTW when I searched "steff on knee" with quotes the first result was the Wikipedia entry for "Karen." Hmm are the tech troons asserting themselves?

LOL but if it becomes a place to brag and scream about being sexualized by the Cis, it could have wider appeal. There's nothing trans love more than showing off and getting angry.

Tucute transfemme BDP females, troons, and aggressive enbies are the demographics for dynamite. Quivering transmen who play peacemaker extend burn time as does having the cesspool-- I mean community-- congeal with rage over the latest Republican legislation or JK Rowling tweet. See my vision? Apologies if it gives you eyeball AIDS.

I did a double take because I thought that was Jan Scott Frazier

 

[Marvin]

My understanding of insurance in the US is that you can still end up paying thousands even though treatment is technically covered. Please correct me if I'm wrong, but I'd find that possibility hanging over me permanently stressful as fuck.

Health insurance in the US is usually structured with an annual out-of-pocket max. That's the amount you have to pay out of pocket every year on medical services before insurance is required to cover the bills. And yeah, they're usually on the scale of thousands of dollars. After you meet the out-of-pocket max, they're supposed to cover everything your plan considers medically necessary.

Additionally, they often cover little ancillary services (like free annual checkups) and cover some percent of prescriptions, even before you hit the out-of-pocket max. The idea being, their customers are far cheaper to keep healthy with preventative care or by catching stuff like cancer early.

Insurance companies have a reputation for trying to haggle with you on the definition of "medically necessary" (does grandma really need that hip replacement? Sure she can't get by with some opiates and a walker?), but I don't think they really get up to that shit as much anymore. It was probably a combination of trying to reform their public image, and a decent amount of state and federal regulation that got them to cut it out.

For reference, I pay a monthly premium of $250 and I have a $6k out-of-pocket max. That monthly premium is pretty high by US standards, but if I get hit by a car and spend six months in a coma, the most I can possibly lose is $6k.

There's a lot of poor people plans where you pay a much lower premium, like $65/month, but your out-of-pocket max goes a lot higher, like 12-15k or some shit.

But also, if you're a white collar worker, even like a poorly paid one, your corporation usually pays for a big group plan, which is like what I've described above, but a lot cheaper because a big corporation is sponsoring it.

 

[JimiHendrix]

Nobody cares where their arms go, either—in the “real world,” the girls’ arms go around the neck and the guys reach around the torso

is that how hugging works? i haven't really thought about it, honestly. I've hugged plenty of women in my life and seeing this pointed out, yeah, I guess that's what happens? just amuses me that trans people seem to be so hyper aware of gender things and how you MUST do things that I've really never even thought of or considered.

 

[Things Once Remembered]

is that how hugging works? i haven't really thought about it, honestly. I've hugged plenty of women in my life and seeing this pointed out, yeah, I guess that's what happens? just amuses me that trans people seem to be so hyper aware of gender things and how you MUST do things that I've really never even thought of or considered.

It's because they're autists obsessed with every little detail of interpersonal relations like they're biblical commandments to be followed. I've hugged women who had no regard for where the arms are "supposed" to go. But to the autistic tranny, he can't larp as a dainty little small girl uwu if he can't somehow always hug the "right" way.

Which is also why we see so much "I generally pass in public" in their complaints. I've got a beard, dood; only men have beards so I'm obviously a man despite being 4 foot 9 and hips like Shakira. It's Ma'am! Ignore the 5 o'clock shadow and Bruce Campbell chin, I'm in a dress so it's Ma'am! And so on and so forth.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Found more gold on r/straight trans girls, this time a tranny whining about how his straight friend got with a girl on his birthday (seems pretty common on here)
And the last sentence is hilarious, basically admits to being gay and refuses to date trans men. I love how honest they are with how they see other transgenders.

How the fuck do you get banned from tinder?
What absolute diatribes was he sending out, lol

 

[Tragi-Chan]

is that how hugging works? i haven't really thought about it, honestly. I've hugged plenty of women in my life and seeing this pointed out, yeah, I guess that's what happens? just amuses me that trans people seem to be so hyper aware of gender things and how you MUST do things that I've really never even thought of or considered.

Most people don’t have to, because it turns out that being male or female amounts to more than mauling your genitalia and tilting your head. There are a million little tells that we don’t even think about. But when they aren’t there, you notice.

 

[AssignedEva]

I may have missed one or two in my haste, but I counted 42 variations of "I" in that sperg. I bet she's a real delight on first dates.

The issue with her post is it might sound semi-reasonable at a skim ("I want someone kind!") but it's so obviously not
" I’m also very moralistic and it’s more important to me that my partner is a good person" = "I constantly self flagellate about social justice and you must too"
"I have a ton of allergies and have to live in a strict hypoallergenic home" = "I'm OCD with health anxiety and probably will still be funny about covid masks"
"I’m incredibly eccentric/I also have ADHD, and this makes me weird sometimes" = "I'm weird as fuck and make no effort to behave like a normal person"
"it feels like people are so extremely emotionally tone deaf ... they’re so immature or lack self awareness." = "I am incredibly thin skinned"
"be kind/be a sensitive person/emotional maturity/respectful, thoughtful, loving" = "I require you to behave as my therapist"
"Each time I held on trying to make things work ...they all withdrew and bailed and didn’t even try to fix what was there." = "I will be paranoid you'll leave me and become super clingy"
And the perks of going out with her basically boil down to "I'm average looking and have some hobbies". What could be going wrong?

 

[monstrous bubo]

Most people don’t have to, because it turns out that being male or female amounts to more than mauling your genitalia and tilting your head. There are a million little tells that we don’t even think about. But when they aren’t there, you notice.

So true, and so weird when you are confronted by it and have to articułate why. Last week I was in a ladies loo, and there was a person over six foot, strong build. Now, from being here you’d think it was a Hon, but even from behind I could tell she was just a tall, large woman, but can’t say why exactly. The shape? The way she moved? I don’t know, but she turned, spoke and confirmed it.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The issue with her post is it might sound semi-reasonable at a skim ("I want someone kind!") but it's so obviously not
" I’m also very moralistic and it’s more important to me that my partner is a good person" = "I constantly self flagellate about social justice and you must too"
"I have a ton of allergies and have to live in a strict hypoallergenic home" = "I'm OCD with health anxiety and probably will still be funny about covid masks"
"I’m incredibly eccentric/I also have ADHD, and this makes me weird sometimes" = "I'm weird as fuck and make no effort to behave like a normal person"
"it feels like people are so extremely emotionally tone deaf ... they’re so immature or lack self awareness." = "I am incredibly thin skinned"
"be kind/be a sensitive person/emotional maturity/respectful, thoughtful, loving" = "I require you to behave as my therapist"
"Each time I held on trying to make things work ...they all withdrew and bailed and didn’t even try to fix what was there." = "I will be paranoid you'll leave me and become super clingy"
And the perks of going out with her basically boil down to "I'm average looking and have some hobbies". What could be going wrong?

I guarantee you that this is the sort of person where everything is a trap, and not in the Internet slang sense. You have to be constantly policing yourself, lest you say or do something "offensive" or "insensitive." If you try to do something nice, she'll find something wrong with it (and likely get upset and blame you). There will be stuff that you could never have predicted would upset her, but nevertheless she will blame you for it and ascribe it to malice.

She also seems like the kind of person who can never be in the wrong - if you think something is her fault, you "lack self-awareness." If you get annoyed, you're not "being kind." If you complain about the relationship, it's your responsibility to "fix what was there." Guaranteed that all the men who left her were harangued until they blocked her.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

is that how hugging works? i haven't really thought about it, honestly. I've hugged plenty of women in my life and seeing this pointed out, yeah, I guess that's what happens?

It happens because men are taller than women and to get your heads on a semi-equal level the taller one has to be bent down. Getting your tall man arms around a short woman's neck doesn't help, but a woman pulling your head down does.
It's not "gendered" in a deliberate way, it's just "what works". It only becomes an issue when you treat gender as socially constructed without acknowledging that it was socially constructed around physical sex differences.
And then you teach little doods to behave like tall men and big old hons to behave like little ladies and it's not going to work out well, because it's maladaptive.

 

[Overly Serious]

They are seething. They hate the idea of it being provable of them being trans or not.

You see, the sane response (were one to believe this in the first place) would be to say "what does it matter. I'm me." It only makes a difference to you if how other people see you based on your results is a big part of your self-identity. Really someone freaking out about this just says that the whole "being my authentic self" is a lie. They're looking for validation for what they want.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

Anyone wanna crowdfund this movie?

 

[Mad_Dog]

Anyone wanna crowdfund this movie?

"At home, cumming"
Perfect title.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

You see, the sane response (were one to believe this in the first place) would be to say "what does it matter. I'm me." It only makes a difference to you if how other people see you based on your results is a big part of your self-identity. Really someone freaking out about this just says that the whole "being my authentic self" is a lie. They're looking for validation for what they want.

See, that is the thing I find really interesting about the trans movement, in a detached observer recording behaviour sort of way. For most trans people and genderspecials (if not all of them), the labels they adopt for themselves become the main driver of action and though. They are like a simulacra of themselves, their own identities subsumed beneath a stereotyped-filled parody of man or woman. It really feels almost like a trap of language.

Just as a litmus test, how would you go about identifying a trans Australopithecus? Without language, would it even be something our ancestors could feel? Not just social acceptance, which troons and pooners can have and still be unsatisfied with, but the desire for another being to recognize you as the conceptual category you have decided you are. You see this desire whenever one of the people we post here freaks out that their partner doesn't "really" see them as their chosen gender. It's a need that requires abstract symbolism first.

 

[The bearer of arms]

Facts

The real transgender L is getting your pronoun wrong and believing to be trapped in the body of the opposite gender

 

[Overly Serious]

See, that is the thing I find really interesting about the trans movement, in a detached observer recording behaviour sort of way. For most trans people and genderspecials (if not all of them), the labels they adopt for themselves become the main driver of action and though. They are like a simulacra of themselves, their own identities subsumed beneath a stereotyped-filled parody of man or woman. It really feels almost like a trap of language.

Why go through the hard workd of building your own custom identity when you can get one off-the-shelf pre-made? Instant rewards, a fraction of the effort.

Just as a litmus test, how would you go about identifying a trans Australopithecus?

From the vines around the neck vertebrae?