Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

MAKING CAULIFLOWER CRUST PIZZAS WITH MY AUNT CANADA VLOG!​

(04/14/2024)

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gee i wonder which one was hers
The toppings alone are enough to make me want to reject those things on sight.
We may be in Canada for the long haul, if there isn’t another Kaibella.
 

MAKING CAULIFLOWER CRUST PIZZAS WITH MY AUNT CANADA VLOG!​

(04/14/2024)

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Now I'm convinced that the norovirus was a lie because she's so full of shit in this video. Oh goody! We get to see that Chins is copying ALR with that ridiculous "planner" by showing us what she is pretending to do and pretending to eat (unless she really is too broke to order enough for a family of four.) This whole "torn between two worlds" blah blah blah is such a crock of shit. No, Chantal. You're miserable no matter where you are because no matter where you go you're stuck with yourself. And "I want to travel the world" lie. But remember, Chantal:

"Planning is the same as doing."
 
Chantal has now entered her ALR era of writing pointless shit into a journal, tho she will always leave slight clues into her life like the "HR" appointment unlike ALR who doesn't even write in them.
The planner will go the way of every diet book, "health journey," and exercise program Chantal has ever attempted. Within 72 hours of making her first entry, it will be completely abandoned and forgotten.
 
That she was signing up for subsidized housing was my first guess. Now that I know that HR could stand for "Housing Registry," I'm sticking to it.

No way is she looking for a job.
I agree on the job-search. She firmly believes she has a job you goise!

I’m rethinking the H&R Block thing because I can only stretch my imagination far enough to consider Gunt paying her taxes only if she’s staying in Canadia. She is still maintaining in every other breath that she’s going back to Kuwait, and no need to settle up with the Guv’ment if she’s not staying.

Obviously, she strategically took a pic of the day with the appointment, to show haydurs SHE’S DOING ALL THE THINGS, but left the appt ambiguous enough to cause a ripple on the GorlWorld Richter Scale.

Well played Gunt.
 
Lol. I love how ME countries try to pretend Israel doesn’t exist, even when displaying maps giving flight route data. A seventy year tantrum against reality.
Yeah. This has been a thing for years.
When I was a just a little, tiny Suspicious Activity I begged my parents for a ‘globe’ patterned blow up beach ball when we went to a Kuwaiti beach to play. (They’re very racist there and they love white people, so we got the best beaches to play on….they actually belonged to the Sheik. He loved whites to come and show how cosmopolitan he was and flirt with the girls. Grim, really but us kids has a great time. Free drinks and splash pools plus sun umbrellas for the oldies. And shops full of colourful beach balls.

Imagine my disappointment when my ball failed to inflate even when puffing as hard as I could. My dad examined my ‘globe’ ball and found that they had used a hole punch to snip out Israel. A band-aid temporarily solved the issue but it made us laugh. Dingbats.
 
That she was signing up for subsidized housing was my first guess. Now that I know that HR could stand for "Housing Registry," I'm sticking to it.
If I recall correctly, funcle Phil is a user of the subsidized housing program. If she's trying to go that route, maybe she got the idea from aunt Syphilis? A way to leech off the system even more. It would certainly help her find housing with worsening paychecks, shit credit and rising rents. But I assume (as a non canuck) this would take a lot longer wait, even longer than her GP troubles, so it wouldn't pan out.
I wonder if that "I'm going back to Kuwait" video was just a way to incite engagement.
 
No need to speculate about "HR" because fatty ain't gettin' outta bed for anyone or anything before 3:00 pm.
She says she walked for 15 minutes. Did she mean meters? She walked for 15 meters?
Did you want some "pizza" with your olives?
Referring to a scamming, low IQ, ugly AF, poop-obsessed, rapey creep and a mangy, biting street cat that's about to go into heat again and a stinky, filthy rodent that burrows under the couch as your family is just... wow. Obviously, I'm jealous.
Looking forward to her bearing the heat. And the new content as she re-immerses herself in the Kuwaiti "culture". And the cooking and shopping and parks and traveling. Yup. Gonna be great! Sweaty Chantal is my favourite Chantal!
 
She just posted another video but I can't bring myself to watch it yet, lol..

EATING ITALIAN POUTINE FROM LOUI'S PIZZA IN MY CAR AND APOLOGISING FOR BEING A B​



ETA: It's 13 minutes of gross eating noises, lying about a Greek girl in Middle School whose family owned Loui's and Chantal was her friend for a week so she could get free food, says she's "worried" about the ME but obviously has no idea what's going on, and in the last three minutes, a lame ass non-apology "sorry for the things I said if I hurt you, sorry about the Cuba Rage" (are you fucking kidding me? That's your magnum opus, Gunt.) And her loving Shitlord who is going to really really help her in her health journey this time, guise, took her out to eat and bought her a shitload of sweets for her birthday. Waste of time. 1/10 would not recommend.
 
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as obnoxious as ever
 
Caught her latest vid in FFG’s live tonight. She made sure to mention that her most handsomest man took her out to her favourite restaurant for her birthday, gifted her with those hideous glasses and some middle eastern sweets, AND paid for most of her flight to Canada. Because all of that is PROOF that he loves her, dontcha know?
 
Lol, absolutely nothing has changed about her in 7 years. In like 2017 she thought people's only contention is "fat people should only eat salad" and not her being a disgusting hamplanet consuming 3-4x calories a normal human being would have in 10 minutes (in the most repulsive fashion). You can't complain about diabetes and carbs either, despite months of her bitching about it. And she also fucked up "misophonia". Is she too stupid to spell words she already knows or are her finger fupas hitting the wrong keys?

Also that "Italian poutine" looks disgusting. Of course she's doing the "cheese pull", it's like deathfat foreplay.
AND paid for most of her flight to Canada.
ETA: Key word here is "most". Before that, she was calling reactors racist for not believing Salah's bum ass could afford (let alone want to) buy her a plane ticket. Methinks she might tell on herself soon.
 
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She has to be acting this disgusting on purpose. There is no other explanation. She has a poutsin that she was “nostalgic” for. It’s from the “iconic” Louis’, and I think she’s parked outside St. Lawrence college @lol cow supreme; both of which are in Smee’s neck of the woods.

As for “HR”:
Hormone replacement?

Human rights (tribunal/commission) to report cat nail trimming and not acting Muslim enough boolying?

Health records? (Maybe she wants a resident visa or whatever it’s called. I can’t remember what documents she needed, per Milk Tea.)

I highly doubt she’s applying for subsidized housing. She wouldn’t qualify and the waiting list will outlive her. She also doesn’t seem to want to stick around Canada, at least this week.

She did at least mention that ee-ran bombed Israel. I was surprised - Salah must have told her. The airspace above and around Kuwait could be hit by air strikes at any time, but Chantal needs to be with her FAMILY and the culture and call to prayer that she never answers but misses so much.

But it’s just a war. It’s Chantal’s life that is a rollercoaster, and she knows some of us are dizzy, but we’re going on another spin!

Also, grape soda and orange juice (excuse me, “O.J.”. I didn’t know it needed to be abbreviated). Fucking grape soda. But telling her to put down the can of beetus is apparently akin to “Fat people should only eat salads!!”
 
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Chinny is exhausting.

DX/PeetzOfShit recapped the most recent video on Twitter, and you can read it here.
StuffKSaid uploaded an archive to Twitter, and you can view it here.

The below is for the "Eating Italian Poutine from Loui's Pizza in My Car and Apologising" video. My added comments are in italics.

-she’s already being defensive and miserable
-binging this in the car

-instant mouth noises, jaw clicking, and sucking. Moaning.
-a full sugar soda
-telling a boring ass story about her being envious of a girl in her school who got good food for lunch. Comments on the girl’s “mousy bites” and her giving away the rest to people she liked

[Wanna bet this girl was also skinny or a normal size?]

-says the girl denied her when they were younger but they eventually became friends. Chantal recalls hanging out with this girl and ordering poutine on her friend’s parent’s tab.

[Chantal has always been a real piece of shit.]

-says there are not any hal restaurants
-says she is looking forward to counseling on the 18th because so much has happened since the last time she had therapy. Says she hates therapy but is gonna do it anyways.

[The "no halal restaurants" thing has been debunked by reactors and everyone else a million times over.]

-“I’m not sure when I’m leaving, I’m not even sure what I’m doing.”
-says she is getting very worried about the situation in the Middle East. “I’m not one for getting political…” and instantly gets political

[Can this dumbass even find Kuwait on a map?]

-apologizes for being mean to viewers. Says it applies to everyone especially during Cuba rage
-says she recognizes she needs to grow up and stop being horrible to people to “defend herself”
-said salah bought her desserts, glasses, and “most of the trip” for her birthday

[apology = plz give money]
[lol "most of" lololol]


-oh god, we are probably getting a livestream tomorrow
-says she is trying to eat less crap.
-says that Tammy Alston still eats bad food just less of it. Hopes this approach will help her as well.
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[She still truly does not understand that "bad food" in any quantity is no longer an option for her. Of course, she also doesn't care and has decided to eat herself to death, so whatever works, I guess.]

Tammy Slaton *

DX/PeetzOfShit also summarized the previous video on Twitter, and you can read it here.
StuffKSaid added an archive to Twitter, and you can view it here.

-we’re starting off by drinking some full sugar juice and pastries after touching the gas cap and pump
-takes a walk through brush for 15 min and then back

-I fucking can’t lmao [this is referring to the image of the planner that's already been shared here]

-has a pizza date with her aunt to make cauliflower crust pizzas
-claims she’s making the most of her trip and journaling in her PJ’s
-shows a duck or a bird or whatever
-no cooking footage at all just shows us the pizza

-a bunch of clips of her in wait and a voiceover of her regurgitating the same bullshit about feeling torn between Kuwait and Canada again. Says she wants to be with her family in Kuwait and only visit Canada
-talking about Canada and claims she’s receiving counseling

-says she doesn’t feel like she’s made progress in Canada and has taken “two steps back”, says she just wants to be back with her family and is “taking us back for another spin” End

If anyone is looking for Twitter-based recappers and/or archivists, I recommend DX/PeetzOfShit for summaries. StuffKSaid posts archives and clips. JustSayin also posts archives (and also posts them to YouTube). It's Twitter, so of course they all also post about other things, but all three are reliably caught up with Chantal content. Their accounts are worth bookmarking if this is your kind of thing.
 
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