Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

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Sargon can never win because he is unable to advance to the stage of being a true leader of any movement. He can run a business but he can never achieve his lofty ambitions of being in Parliament, being prime minister or leading a great revolutionary movement. For the DR who are obsessed with Carlyle's great man theory of history and Machiavelli's lion vs. Foxes view they are all perpetually stuck as foxes and lesser men because the core of being a great man is being born into it, there is no on ramp to become it through hard work.
Rishi Sunak is not a great man nor is he a lion. Neither are most sitting MPs. They got in through corruption and cronyism and representing the interests of the 1%. It's all lesser men and foxes running Parliament, on purpose. Populists are shut out, "lions" or not.
This just leaves him in the backseat once again trying to herd cats instead of leading men.
He started a business advancing his ideas and has several people working there with him. That's admirable, I think.
 
Rishi Sunak is not a great man nor is he a lion. Neither are most sitting MPs. They got in through corruption and cronyism and representing the interests of the 1%. It's all lesser men and foxes running Parliament, on purpose. Populists are shut out, "lions" or not.
It’s more the irony of someone talking about lions and foxes while just parroting sanitized versions of right wing takes from 5 years ago.
He isn’t boldly advancing his own beliefs or cunningly studying how to gain power himself, Carl is neither lion nor fox.
 
It’s more the irony of someone talking about lions and foxes while just parroting sanitized versions of right wing takes from 5 years ago.
He isn’t boldly advancing his own beliefs or cunningly studying how to gain power himself, Carl is neither lion nor fox.
Mice that squeak loud always describe themselves as lions.
 
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Apologies for the double post. But Americans, your food is awful, not like British food. True food is jellied eel, sheep stomachs and faggots in gravy.

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You pathetic Americans, I bet you wouldn't even wear a suit when you eat spotted dick.
 
Apologies for the double post. But Americans, your food is awful, not like British food. True food is jellied eel, sheep stomachs and faggots in gravy.

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You pathetic Americans, I bet you wouldn't even wear a suit when you eat spotted dick.
Fuck off Carl, Bri'ish food is literal animal feed.

This is what Bri'ish food looks like. It looks like shit.
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The Bri'ish can't cook. This was the alchemy of a commercially successful Bri'ish celebrity chef. It's a literal abomination spawned from Satan's anus. Want to know what's worse? He's only using one chili in this "Thai red curry" dish. ONE CHILLI for FOUR. Who the fuck uses olive oil in curries? You'll get executed for committing a war crime there. He's also using a non-stick pan. Enjoy the plastics, slop-eating child. Nigga can't even use a proper stainless steel or carbon steel pan like a real chef.
A pig wouldn't even eat this.
 
Apologies for the double post. But Americans, your food is awful, not like British food. True food is jellied eel, sheep stomachs and faggots in gravy.

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You pathetic Americans, I bet you wouldn't even wear a suit when you eat spotted dick.
Of all the things he could choose from, of all the videos of white trash landwhales creating food abominations he picks this to complain about it?
 
Apologies for the double post. But Americans, your food is awful, not like British food. True food is jellied eel, sheep stomachs and faggots in gravy.

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You pathetic Americans, I bet you wouldn't even wear a suit when you eat spotted dick.
Carl lambasting American food while living in a nation where the most popular food isn't even British, but is from a different nation altogether, is kinda the height of "throwing stones from glass houses."
 
Which would you rather eat?

The Bri'ish steak (left/top) or the American one (right/bottom)?
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Listen brah, I've given you a lot of leeway because you're Kyle Rittenhouse, but to suggest that these images are ordinary steaks in their countries of origin is just disingenuous

The British one would be half the size and half as seasoned, and the American one would be twice the size but artificially inflated with semitic semen and chemicals previously unknown to humankind, with a side of the only vegetable palatable to Americans; pizza

Getting back to Carl; he gay
 
This is what Bri'ish food looks like.
>former line cook in an Italian restaurant turned TV personality fucking up a Thai dish
>this means that traditonal British food is bad
Some real NA education going on here.
How many cheese varieties are available in Britain?
Officially around 700, as for what people regularly eat it is somewhat regional but Cheddar is easily the most popular of the English cheeses, likely followed by Red Leicester and behind that probably either Gloucester or Stilton.
 
Doubling down on picking a fight with the Yanks over food. Guess he must be salty with the U.S.A. for inventing the Milkshake.

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Tik Tok users and this dumb smug Britbong were surprised that a drumstick made out of FROZEN CREAM still has bloated CREAM when it's melted, oh look, the CONE is still there and so are the bits of chocolate.
Even after 24 hours, it didn't fully disintegrated into liquid. HOW could that be? HOW??? Bri'ish brain cannot comprehend. It should turn into total liquid like fucking ice cubes.

Did Tik Tok users find the solution to climate change? Just dump a load of never-melt-drumsticks into the sea.

Here's the ingredients:
I added some notes to ones that might look scary because it's not taught in primary school, which is Tik Tok's average education level.
Dairy Product Solids
Sugar
Skim Milk
Corn Syrup
Coconut Oil
Bleached Wheat Flour
Cream

Maltodextrin

A type of glucose polymer made from natural ingredients such as corn or rice.
Highly processed food additive, usually in tiny quantities.
Goal is as a thickener. I'm pretty sure I've seen these in shampoo as well.

Soybean Oil
Wheat Flour
Enriched Wheat Flour
Wheat Flour

Niacin

Vitamin B.

Reduced Iron

Thiamine Mononitrate

B1.

Riboflavin
B2.

Folic Acid

Synthetic vitamin.

Palm Olein
Similar to palm oil.

Cocoa
Cocoa Processed With Alkali
Palm Oil

Soy Lecithin

Natural emulsifier.

Canola Oil
Invert Sugar

Propylene Glycol Monostearate

Typically used as an anti-caking agent. Used a lot in ice cream.

Salt
Natural Flavor
Chocolate
Guar Gum
Cellulose Gel
Monoglycerides
Baking Soda
Carob Bean Gum

Polyglycerol Polyricinoleic Acid
Emulsifier.

Calcium Phosphate
Cellulose Gum
Caramel Color
Corn Starch
Look, this isn't healthy but to imply it as completely synthetic is just dumb and downright false.


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By the way, a can of this lasts 4-6 years without going bad at all, just stash it in a cupboard.

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But this will last at most 3 days on the pantry.

HOW COULD THAT BE? BRI'ISH BRAIN CANNOT COMPREHEND?

Fucking genius.
 
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