Town Leaders Help Dig Beloved Stuffed Animal out of Trash Compactor Using More Than Just Their Hands

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Town Leaders Help Dig Beloved Stuffed Animal out of Trash Compactor Using More Than Just Their Hands​

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Andy Corbley
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Mar 19, 2024

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When New Hampshire resident Jake McAlpin accidentally threw away his daughter’s favorite stuffed animal, the town leadership took a whole day out to help find it.

Cupcake is a floppy-eared dog that daughter Charlotte received for Christmas when she was four. Though a grown woman, Cupcake was never far from her side.
Then one day, disaster.

“I said, ‘What are you looking for?’ And she goes, ‘Cupcake,’ and somewhere in the back of my head was like, is that the stuffed animal I just took to the dump?” McAlpin told WMUR News 9 New Hampshire.

Mother Meredith put out a post on Facebook asking if anyone was available to open the dump for them that Thursday.

The post was picked up by Brian Monahan, the “Selectman” for the town of Strafford which is a Mid-Atlantic government position that serves as board member and chief administrative authority of a town in all New England states but not Rhode Island.

Monahan sent a screenshot of what Meredith had written to a colleague with keys to the dump, and asked if they could go find Cupcake and bring her home safe.

On a rainy Thursday morning, the two began searching through trash compactors that had smushed the municipal waste bags so thoroughly that Monahan’s colleague Dan had to use a backhoe to loosen it enough so they could use their hands.

Arriving to see what had transpired, McAlpin witnessed the effort being put in in the name of his daughter’s toy and lept into the trash to help. Together they found it, to the great relief of McAlpin, and then eventually, to Charlotte.

“It made us feel pretty good no one wants to be without their stuffy, and the smile on her face said it all,” said Dan Conway, superintendent of the Strafford Recycling Center.
 
Am I the only one who finds the phrasing "More Than Just Their Hands" vaguely sinister? Why would you write it that way? It sounds like they whipped their cocks out or something.
 
This all reads kind of strange. The one throwaway line in there revealing that the daughter is actually a grown-ass adult, the town council members who went digging in the dump for the toy who seem like they might have not got that memo...

Also I've been to a dump. I don't care if you ran that stuffed animal through an autoclave, I can't imagine you would ever get rid of the smell to the point where you'd want that stuffed animal back.

Edit: daughter is 16 and looks maybe a little like a sped, so makes a little more sense after reading a different article.
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This all reads kind of strange. The one throwaway line in there revealing that the daughter is actually a grown-ass adult, the town council members who went digging in the dump for the toy who seem like they might have not got that memo...

Also I've been to a dump. I don't care if you ran that stuffed animal through an autoclave, I can't imagine you would ever get rid of the smell to the point where you'd want that stuffed animal back.

Edit: daughter is 16 and looks maybe a little like a sped, so makes a little more sense after reading a different article.
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Context matters.
 
Somebody went out of their way to brighten someone else's day, making the world a slightly better place. I count this as a win.

I did not intend to insult the girl, it was just a description (albeit politically incorrect) of the person being helped and I'm happy that authorities actually did something good instead of evil. Just providing context that readers will inevitably require (eg why are they going through all that trouble and stench, just to get a stuffed animal when the cops will barely investigate my stolen car?)
 
Ok, so this man is the father of a sped who's had a weird attachment to a stuffed animal for the past 12 years, and he just throws it away? "Oh gosh, did I throw away the stuffed animal you've been clinging to for the past 12 years? Oops, my bad!" WTF, how is that even possible?
 
Ok, so this man is the father of a sped who's had a weird attachment to a stuffed animal for the past 12 years, and he just throws it away? "Oh gosh, did I throw away the stuffed animal you've been clinging to for the past 12 years? Oops, my bad!" WTF, how is that even possible?
Another article says the daughter washed it and put it outside to dry off. The dad saw it just laying around outside and threw it away.
 
Also I've been to a dump. I don't care if you ran that stuffed animal through an autoclave, I can't imagine you would ever get rid of the smell to the point where you'd want that stuffed animal back.
Might have just been the transfer station, which is gross but not nearly as cursed as the dump.

Probably also helps that it's still cool weather there.

The real dump cannot be un-smelled. I still have nose hairs with PTSD.
 
Another article says the daughter washed it and put it outside to dry off. The dad saw it just laying around outside and threw it away.
That still doesn't make any sense. You'd think the dad would notice it was the stuffed animal his retarded daughter has been clinging to for her entire life.

I wonder if the dad got sick of seeing the ratty old thing laying around and threw it out on purpose. Immediate regret at the ensuing tard rage from his daughter.
 
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