It is time to leave Elaine alone. She is taken now.

[Red Frida]

There's not something intrinsically funny about someone being obese or a self harmer. They're a dime a dozen. What else makes their content worthy of attention?

That OP, despite being rewritten, was the most boring thing I read on the site and the only reason I could see Null caring about it is the fact he has to tard wrangle her due to being the site's admin, but for everyone else I'm honestly baffled why they care. I don't want to bump that thread in particular to say it but I don't see anything compelling about any of these characters. I don't think he was deserving of the win last year but at least Rekieta has an arc with him self destructing a successful online career. What is this shit? A bunch of zoomers cutting themselves and pretending they're rich? That's borderline normal these days.

 

[isalaide]

It's.... livejournal, early 2000s. A lot of this is just fucking livejournal drama. Running between sites to bitch at people, teams of who's bitching at who, it's just livejournal. "here's pics of my self haaaaaarm omg i might kms".

I respect the work put into the Elaine OP but I know enough nutters IRL not to be informed or entertained by the antics of another one online.

Sorry to sound so crotchety. Perhaps I haven't moved with the times.

 

[stupid fufu]

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Machine Elves could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighbourhood before. There could be Machine Elves anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE Machine Elves" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of Machine Elves after dark. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

 

[Waifu Days]

It's almost like you're an r-slur. She has claimed me multiple times.
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Let me help you out. I am a full throated, chest-slapping (spell it with me) r-e-t-a-r-d. You are the guy that hasn't proven anything and demands some crazy amount of authority of this matter through your "righteous indignation."

I hope Elaine isn't playing you, some random guy on the Internet that still hasn't been in the same room as her. "Steamy" dms mean little to nothing.

I have little to no history or interest in her thread but your story seems suspicious. No real evidence but my little joke triggers the living Hell out of you. You're defensive. Why?

 

[Seija Kijin]

Poor schizo, you should find a nice American girl instead.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Here's some additional advice I forgot about.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Why am I doing this for Elaine? It is simple. Elaine and I have been edating for months now. Here is proof below. In about 4-5 months I will meet her in France and we will hold hands for the first time.

edating LOL wtf I'm hoooooowling lol
oh you pitiful piss weak cunt

 

[Man In A Dress]

He doesn't realise that our collective worship of the ancient Kiwi deity makes us far more stronger than his pathetic contract with some nameless fucko entity.
Learn the fucking meta over in the Astral plane retard. Some of us old fag sorcerers actually know what we're talking about.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Imagine a life where every time you try to sleep you are raped by machine elves? That is the least of what I could do. In the astral realm I can control time and space, and I doubt any of you would have the experience or the will to stop me.

Sorry buddy but I have Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior on my side. You’re just a faggot.

 

[ChromaQuack]

I am 5'11

Manlet

Before you marvel nerds start talking shit about what you think astral projection is I am going to just straight up tell you it is not that kind of astral projection. I learned how to do it when I was trying to teach myself how to lucid dream at the age of 15 and I would accidentally leave my body during the process. I have mastered it at this point, and through the use of sigils and spilling my own blood I can enhance my abilities even further.

I am a VIIth level Warlock and will absolutely crush you with cosmic retribution, you absolute fool, I will use every weapon to be found in the Liber de Occultis et Manifestis to rend your soul unto the shadow realm by way of astral necromancy.

Not even the mighty KingCobra will be able to help you. Your life is over charlatan, enjoy astral prison.

First I need to include proof that I am more jacked than all of you.

Shitty newbie gains and you are visibly straining to keep that gut in, a failure both physically and spiritually.

Yes. I made a contract with an entity who I cannot name due to the nature of our contract. He gives me enhanced physical strength and stamina, as well as inhuman pain tolerance. I made my contract with him because I was pissed about not making it into the UFC.

Pussy, borrowing your Warlock powers is most definitely not what's up, you will never be a real sorcerer, you have no magic, you have no bloodline, you are a schizophrenic retard twisted by archons and contracts into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.

Send me a photo of yourself out front of the venue with your username on a piece of a paper and I will show. If you don't prove you are actually at the location then you are obviously just trying to bait me into traveling for no reason. I am probably smarter than you as well and I have a feeling you never went to college.

A true and honest warlock would be able to astral project to the location to check, you are a living farce.

 

[scumfuck]

OP is obviously an rDrama user with all the Marseys

Edit: hello Ghost Poster https://rdrama.net/post/261354/i-visit-the-kiwi-farmers-again

 

[Seething Troon Collector]

I actually gained a ton of power from meditating outside of a hospital.

You’re either a troll or you just went full retard. You never go full retard.

First I need to include proof that I am more jacked than all of you. I am 5'11 190 pounds and I can deadlift 500 pounds with wraps. In about 6 months I should be able to do it raw. I am in my mid 30s and I live with my parents. I have not worked a job in my life.

This is random.txt worthy

Why am I doing this for Elaine? It is simple. Elaine and I have been edating for months now.

E-Girls aren’t real. Edating isn’t real. You’re either talking to a man, or a man pretending to be a woman, or a pickle (that happened to @LegendaryChristorian and it’s a long….long story).

I want the abuse directed towards Elaine to stop. If you comment in her thread it should be for the purpose of commenting on her art or content.

Nigga fuck you.

That is the least of what I could do. In the astral realm I can control time and space, and I doubt any of you would have the experience or the will to stop me.

Sure you can. Are the magic gay machine elves with you right now? Can you see them? You fucking lunatic. You’re not going to do anything. I’ll go to bed tonight feeling great, and you’re still going to be some retard who lives with his parents well into adulthood.

 

[Slav Power]

Joking about machine elves aside, they're really only the tip of the iceberg. Wait till you encounter Jewish clone hologram avatars.

This is me chasing a mossad agent trying to assassinate me by attacking my kidney.

RIP Podlecki, the parchs finally got to him [*]

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Here's some additional advice I forgot about.

BORN UNDERGROUND
SUCKLED FROM A TEAT OF STONE
RAISED IN THE DARK
THE SAFETY OF OUR MOUNTAIN HOME
SKIN MADE OF IRON
STEEL IN OUR BONES
TO DIG AND DIG MAKES US FREE
COME ON BROTHERS SING WITH ME

 

[Londo]

Luckily Null is already working on adopting the ultimate mage of our era, the senior and supreme Wizard.

Jokes on you, witchcraft faggot, we already packing heat. Sheeeeeeit you came to the wrong astral projection, nigga.

Come at us. We're ready.

 

[TrollCat's Owner]

Let me help you out. I am a full throated, chest-slapping (spell it with me) r-e-t-a-r-d. You are the guy that hasn't proven anything and demands some crazy amount of authority of this matter through your "righteous indignation."

I posted my physique and have proven that I am low bodyfat. If anyone actually gives me a location and proves they will show up I will also show you what happens when an untrained tub of lard faces a collegiate level wrestler. That's more than anyone else has done, and my physique alone is worth more than any of your "accomplishments". Also you should notice that a few people who commented in the thread last night will be taking an extended break from the site. I was not joking about the machine elves. Keep testing me if you want though.

 

[Waifu Days]

I posted my physique and have proven that I am low bodyfat. If anyone actually gives me a location and proves they will show up I will also show you what happens when an untrained tub of lard faces a collegiate level wrestler. That's more than anyone else has done, and my physique alone is worth more than any of your "accomplishments". Also you should notice that a few people who commented in the thread last night will be taking an extended break from the site. I was not joking about the machine elves. Keep testing me if you want though.

You posted pictures of "yourself".

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Also you should notice that a few people who commented in the thread last night will be taking an extended break from the site. I was not joking about the machine elves. Keep testing me if you want though.

can attest, arseholes killing me

 

[JustSomeDong]

I posted my physique and have proven that I am low bodyfat. If anyone actually gives me a location and proves they will show up I will also show you what happens when an untrained tub of lard faces a collegiate level wrestler. That's more than anyone else has done, and my physique alone is worth more than any of your "accomplishments". Also you should notice that a few people who commented in the thread last night will be taking an extended break from the site. I was not joking about the machine elves. Keep testing me if you want though.

4210 Wolftown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719

 

[Waifu Days]

can attest, arseholes killing me

Weren't you telling me that your testicles are now the size of grapefruits and hair was growing on the bottom of your feet. Hell of a curse. When will we learn?