Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

[Tasty Tatty]

I wouldn't say "great vocals", but he's fine and I agree with the rest. He does looks a bit happier performing with a voice that sounds more natural.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Those videos show that Dylan's singing is fine for a Broadway chorus member but not for a leading man, and I think that also played a role in his larping. He wants to be a real triple-threat star but he just isn't. He's too gay, too weird-looking, too bad at dancing and acting and his voice just isn't there. He's firmly mid-tier, and most people would be very content with that. Hell if he focussed on his voice and not on trooning he might still have improved and gotten that starring role.

 

[scathefire]

He's too gay, too weird-looking, too bad at dancing and acting and his voice just isn't there.

I'm not sure if he's somehow too gay to do it but being legitimately "too gay" for musical theatre is as impressive as single-handedly building a skyscraper with no tools.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Those videos show that Dylan's singing is fine for a Broadway chorus member but not for a leading man, and I think that also played a role in his larping. He wants to be a real triple-threat star but he just isn't. He's too gay, too weird-looking, too bad at dancing and acting and his voice just isn't there. He's firmly mid-tier, and most people would be very content with that. Hell if he focussed on his voice and not on trooning he might still have improved and gotten that starring role.

Shows you how male he really is. Women who've been in the chorus of Cats talk about it like they've won the superbowl, but Dylan's fucking Withnail in the phone booth turning everything down because it's not the lead.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

I'm not sure if he's somehow too gay to do it but being legitimately "too gay" for musical theatre is as impressive as single-handedly building a skyscraper with no tools.

Perhaps I should have said too flamboyant, poor phrasing on my part. But just thinking about his game show appearance and TikToks - that's how Dylan is all the time. He can never turn it off, and that is beyond exhausting plus a risk for any employer.
Someone like Chris Colfer can be flamboyant and true to himself, but he can also turn it off and get serious when he needs to. And he is professional, and sometimes that means shutting up and blending in and being quiet for an hour. Dylan is physically incapable of not drawing attention to himself at all times. Nobody sane wants that in their expensive show.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Chris Colfer can be flamboyant and true to himself, but he can also turn it off and get serious when he needs to. And he is professional, and sometimes that means shutting up and blending in and being quiet for an hour. Dylan is physically incapable of not drawing attention to himself at all times. Nobody sane wants that in their expensive show.

Exactly. Dylan can put on a show, but he can't act. He can't pretend to be something other than a loud, needy poof.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Someone like Chris Colfer can be flamboyant and true to himself, but he can also turn it off and get serious when he needs to. And he is professional, and sometimes that means shutting up and blending in and being quiet for an hour. Dylan is physically incapable of not drawing attention to himself at all times. Nobody sane wants that in their expensive show.

Chris wasn't as flamboyant as his character, tbf. That's why he could turn it off. Any type of "extra" he gave was part of his performances (as Kurt or himself) or how he dressed in character.

I mean, come on, if you're gonna be a performer, you need to be a bit histrionic.

Alas, Dylan ain't just being histrionic, he's been such in a way he thinks girls act, making it worse. Even when Kurt many times said he preferred female company and considered himself an "honorary girl" among the girls of the show, he was never obnoxious or try to pretend to be an actual girl.

Glee DID have a trans character, btw. I wonder why Dylan isn't trying to be like this stunning and brave black queen...


Don't get fooled, he can sing and dance circles around Dylan.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Those videos show that Dylan's singing is fine for a Broadway chorus member but not for a leading man, and I think that also played a role in his larping. He wants to be a real triple-threat star but he just isn't. He's too gay, too weird-looking, too bad at dancing and acting and his voice just isn't there. He's firmly mid-tier, and most people would be very content with that. Hell if he focussed on his voice and not on trooning he might still have improved and gotten that starring role.

The vast majority of successful actors aren’t stars. They’re the ones doing adverts, plays, soap operas, bit parts on TV or in movies and the like. They’re people you’ve never heard of, but they’re in work. That is the kind of thing Dylan should aim for.

 

[AssignedEva]

Even when Kurt many times said he preferred female company and considered himself an "honorary girl" among the girls of the show, he was never obnoxious or try to pretend to be an actual girl.

Kurt actually got offended that Mr Schue assumed he'd take the role of Frank-N-Furter on the grounds that although he was a flamboyant twink, that didn't make him a 1 dimensional stereotype nor someone who was less of a man or wanted to cross dress. This was in part because Chris Colfer himself specifically wanted to play Riff Raff (despite not being a leading role) and "Glee Does Rocky Horror" was apparently his idea in the first place.
Dylan meanwhile jumped in with both feet for a shot at the leading role.

 

[Haftag]

Oh shit u guys. le genuine right wing backlash has arrived

Fucking pot.

...their immediate environment would shame and ridicule them for it until they fell back in line...

There's no line anymore.

and then writing some transphobia in the silkworm or something.

Or something, it sure isn't "phobia".

 

[Procrastinhater]

Chris wasn't as flamboyant as his character, tbf. That's why he could turn it off. Any type of "extra" he gave was part of his performances (as Kurt or himself) or how he dressed in character.
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I mean, come on, if you're gonna be a performer, you need to be a bit histrionic.

Alas, Dylan ain't just being histrionic, he's been such in a way he thinks girls act, making it worse. Even when Kurt many times said he preferred female company and considered himself an "honorary girl" among the girls of the show, he was never obnoxious or try to pretend to be an actual girl.

Glee DID have a trans character, btw. I wonder why Dylan isn't trying to be like this stunning and brave black queen...

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Don't get fooled, he can sing and dance circles around Dylan.

Dylan's problem, and why people find him so off putting, is he's beyond histrionic, he's almost a homophobic stereotype of a mincing faggot.
He's the sort of poofy that I've heard gay people say they despise because it makes them look bad.

Its right, a lot of theatrical gays can be like that, but they can turn it off Dylan seems to be stuck doing this fucking Picanniny homosexual cartoon.
Its off putting and inspires contempt and disgust to watch as a straight man, I imagine gay people probably find that stereotypical mincing faggotry obnoxious as hell.
I think thats what so offensive about his "Girlhood" LARP, if he genuinely thinks thats what women act like, its misogynistic as fuck.

 

[AnOminous]

Its off putting and inspires contempt and disgust to watch as a straight man, I imagine gay people probably find that stereotypical mincing faggotry obnoxious as hell.

It's okay as some sort of comedic bit in a drag show or something, but it's outright malevolent when combined with pretending to be an actual woman and just acting like that in public in general at all times. Dylan himself just personally inspires visceral loathing in me. He's a walking insult to women.

There's a reason Bud Light plummeted for making this repulsive dude a spokesman in even a minor way and permanently branded it as tranny fluid and queer beer, burning decades of successful marketing to the ground in an instant.

It's amazing you even see this dude after he perpetrated the Hindenburg event of troon spokesthings.

Every gif of this faggot is like a jumpscare. He's a horrific jerking caricature, a sad little marionette.

 

[umami's milk]

Update: On the 10th Dylan headed over to the opening of Reformation's new store in Beverly Hills.
Reformation describes itself as an Eco-friendly women's clothing brand focused on sustainability and recycled fibers. For buyers with vintage taste. They've also got a fuckton of touchscreens in stores to help with the "seamless shopping experience". Something in me says that all that tech power nullifies any potential green progress. Still better than Shein.

Last night Dylan was back in NYC for the opening night of LEMPICKA on Broadway, a musical on the life of Tamara de Lempicka the Polish painter. It opened to less than rave reviews.

Why Dylan insists on wearing these sleek slip dresses that he cannot fill out to save his life is just such a mystery, fellas!


Some more famous people showed up too, namely Anna Wintour (i'm sure dyldo was pissing himself with fanboy glee) and Jesse Eisenberg.

 

[NoReturn]

Why Dylan insists on wearing these sleek slip dresses that he cannot fill out to save his life is just such a mystery, fellas!

Such horrors in motion.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Every gif of this faggot is like a jumpscare. He's a horrific jerking caricature, a sad little marionette.

I know what you mean. Some of the pictures of this freak are fucking disturbing.

He looks like an enemy from fucking Fatal Frame or one of those truly unnerving Japanese horror games.
Theres no soul behind those eyes, they're empty pits.
He looks like a Wendigo.

 

[AssignedEva]

Why Dylan insists on wearing these sleek slip dresses that he cannot fill out to save his life is just such a mystery, fellas!

Has he actually started growing tube-boobs now? Something's going on there, but it's wonky and seems to have nipples so I'm assuming it's not padding.
This is the dress ($430)

The 1930s styling has given him Weimar vibes and I think unintentionally makes him look like he'd fit into a different Broadway musical;

 

[Pig Cups]

Update: On the 10th Dylan headed over to the opening of Reformation's new store in Beverly Hills.
Reformation describes itself as an Eco-friendly women's clothing brand focused on sustainability and recycled fibers. For buyers with vintage taste. They've also got a fuckton of touchscreens in stores to help with the "seamless shopping experience". Something in me says that all that tech power nullifies any potential green progress. Still better than Shein.

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Last night Dylan was back in NYC for the opening night of LEMPICKA on Broadway, a musical on the life of Tamara de Lempicka the Polish painter. It opened to less than rave reviews.
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Why Dylan insists on wearing these sleek slip dresses that he cannot fill out to save his life is just such a mystery, fellas!
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Some more famous people showed up too, namely Anna Wintour (i'm sure dyldo was pissing himself with fanboy glee) and Jesse Eisenberg.
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Given how slowly the embedded videos load, they’re often frozen on the first frame for a bit. Here’s the dazzling sight that I was blessed with when I clicked the first video:


Such stunning beauty. Such delicate femininity. Such a picture-perfect example of ravishing womanhood! Just…

 

[Trianon]

Anna Wintour (i'm sure dyldo was pissing himself with fanboy glee)

NEED Anna Wintour to gas him up so she can purposefully sabotage him like she did T. Swift. Although I don't know how his style could get even worse than it now is.

 

[HalfPricedAmHoleBuffet]

Love the fold lines he couldn’t steam or iron out of that dress. Very professional, Dyldo.

 

[scathefire]

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Did he seriously just leave his nipples poking out like that? I thought he claimed he has legitimate tits and not just moobs. An actual woman would be shamed for this and so would bother to make sure no one could see that shit. lol