Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Red Frida]

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Did this dumbass put sauce on the outside of the tamale, i.e. the part you don't eat?

That's not a corn husk that's just an incredibly low quality, crumbly tamale that's falling apart.
Though to be fair a corn husk would be nothing for a pig.

How pathetically Twitter-brained must a man be to "squee" when Fatrick S. Hoglinson follows him on Twitter? Plus, this dude just went mildly viral in a post that Pat liked, so you know he's just trying to ride Dave's coattails.
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Yeah there's nothing more satirical than making stand up routines about wanting to murder you ex-wife, which is also something you allegedly did (and your unborn daughter too), so maybe it's not a joke after all either? I don't know, I'm not a big shot sci-fi author, it's all confusing. I guess it's only punching down or bullying if the joke is at the expense of one of the democrats' pet demographical segments, and it's not about how you treat the people in your life.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

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hot take, pratchett is completely wrong here. people who say stuff like "don't punch down" will also laugh at pic related without thinking twice.

that's fair game because satire is for ridiculing stupid shit. quote feigns empathy without understanding that such defined power hierarchy is just partisan politics and most people are hurting somehow.

 

[Red Frida]

hot take, pratchett is completely wrong here. people who say stuff like "don't punch down" will also laugh at pic related without thinking twice.
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that's fair game because satire is for ridiculing stupid shit. quote feigns empathy without understanding that such defined power hierarchy is just partisan politics and most people are hurting somehow.

Cletus probably would (might) vote republican so he's part of the power class, sweetie. That's just how it works.

 

[Maude Snew]

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Did this dumbass put sauce on the outside of the tamale, i.e. the part you don't eat?

Bold of you to assume he didn't eat that or that the concept of "thing you don't eat" exists for him.

Cletus probably would (might) vote republican so he's part of the power class, sweetie. That's just how it works.

Some folk would never vote for Trump but then again some folk will like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

Cletus probably would (might) vote republican so he's part of the power class, sweetie. That's just how it works.

sure that is what someone like pat will say. and someone in a country getting destroyed with US manufactured bombs might agree cletus is the oppressor class, but also include every other american. it is all subjective. which is one of values of satire in that it can communicate those perspectives, not enforce one universal truth.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

Truly it was worth Fatrick to terminate his parental rights for this slop.
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I was a first confused why this pig monster was so enamored with the view of a ghetto apartment. Then I realized it's because he has the perfect spot to spy on many black families living there. In the event this monster spots an unattended black child he can climb through the window like the monster he is and wisk the youth away to the nearby and visable basement door to turn into niggoroni!


What a sick fuck I hope the police shoot him like the pig he is

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

pratchett wrote some good book (until the alzheimer and his mentally ill daughter took over and started ghostwriting) but he had some retarded opinions.

Pat agreeing with retarded opinions is par for the fat pug

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

that's fair game because satire is for ridiculing stupid shit. quote feigns empathy without understanding that such defined power hierarchy is just partisan politics and most people are hurting somehow.

Satire is a mirror that exaggerates what people outside the satirized group see. An infamous example would be pedophile catholic priests. When you're satirized, you have three choices: ignore it, whine about it, or change the behavior that led to the satire. Most people never choose option three, and "marginalized" groups always pick option two.

Did this dumbass put sauce on the outside of the tamale, i.e. the part you don't eat?

It's not a lolcow thread without the lolcow screwing up basic cooking and posting about it.

 

[Red Frida]

Another fantastic find by Owen A. Brotherman.
How is this not a bit?

 

[TurboNAS]

I don't think I'll ever understand why anyone would take a picture of something like this and upload it to the internet, it's just completely alien to me especially knowing he only went outside with his food because he wanted to take this photo in the first place so he could show the few people that follow him without mocking him... that he's eating bread outside and drinking out of a manchild mug.

It's sad how jealous you are, stalker child.

Too bad you and all the rest of the felonious criminal stalkers on this forum aren't able to enjoy a patrician's breakfast facing a several story apartment block each morning. With the ragged shoots of weeds struggling against the poisoned ground as a counterpoint to the austere backwards fence, Patrick is truly living the life of Riley and you're all jealous.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

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Another fantastic find by Owen A. Brotherman.
How is this not a bit?

patrick and chantal crossover ep when? They could bond over their shared fatness and hatred of all things white.

 

[Bloitzhole]

pratchett wrote some good book (until the alzheimer and his mentally ill daughter took over and started ghostwriting) but he had some retarded opinions.

Pat agreeing with retarded opinions is par for the fat pug

There is also no indication that Pratchett ever stated this - it has circulated before, but to my knowledge, there is no source for it. The person who supposedly started circulating it even copped to to it being made up. Doesn't sound like Pratchett to me either. Of course, Fatrick would never check the veracity of anything before retweeting, because he is very fat.

 

[Divine right to rule]

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Another fantastic find by Owen A. Brotherman.
How is this not a bit?

Basic comfort food is about as "foodie" as McDonald's.
But then again, this guy got scammed in Bavaria to eat a meatloaf with mustard, which is made out of leftover, low quality meat, and thought it was amazing local cuisine.

 

[Summer of George]

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Another fantastic find by Owen A. Brotherman.
How is this not a bit?

The restaurant scene in Milwaukee was actually was getting fairly good in the years leading up to the coof. It was impressive for a city that's a mid-sized shithole. Now it's just all the same "new American" slop at grossly inflated prices because the waitstaff thinks it's entitled to $25 an hour plus tips.

also lol that pat went to Elephant & Castle and thought it was haute Chicago cuisine.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Faggots like this don't understand what "foodie" really means.

They think it means "nice sit down restaurant with good food" - you can find good food almost anywhere in the world.

Foodie is incredible leaps past that, where it is still a "nice sit down restaurant with good food" after you know way too fucking much about food.

Even little shit towns have good "fancy food" places you can go to get something above mcds and even above roadstop, but it's not "foodie".

Or in other words, just because the plate has presentation doesn't mean it's foodie.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

There is also no indication that Pratchett ever stated this - it has circulated before, but to my knowledge, there is no source for it. The person who supposedly started circulating it even copped to to it being made up. Doesn't sound like Pratchett to me either. Of course, Fatrick would never check the veracity of anything before retweeting, because he is very fat.

lol if pat is into fake author quotes how about this one

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[Well Intentioned]

Black woman goes missing in Milwaukee. 33 year old indicted.

Later the same day, police were called to the scene of another gruesome discovery: a human leg on the beach in Warnimont Park, in the Milwaukee suburb of Cudahy, which appeared “sawn off” at the hip

And on April 6, as police canvassed the area where Robinson’s car had been found, they identified more remains, including a human foot and “what appeared to be human flesh.”

Should we be expecting co-conspirator charges soon?

 

[DiggieSmalls]

lol if pat is into fake author quotes how about this one
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It would be a real kick if this was all just an Andy Kaufmen and Pat really just finds acting like a brain dead liberal is super comical to him.

 

[Maude Snew]

Black woman goes missing in Milwaukee. 33 year old indicted.





Should we be expecting co-conspirator charges soon?

Rick would never waste food like that, he uses the entire negro.

 

[Well Intentioned]

New Cryptic Web Chronicles:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzcBvVUZFmA

Rick would never waste food like that, he uses the entire negro.

Are you saying his pepperoni technique is the only skill he has where he's fully competent? You'll have to forgive my skepticism given all of his other efforts.