Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Truly it was worth Fatrick to terminate his parental rights for this slop.
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I don't think I'll ever understand why anyone would take a picture of something like this and upload it to the internet, it's just completely alien to me especially knowing he only went outside with his food because he wanted to take this photo in the first place so he could show the few people that follow him without mocking him... that he's eating bread outside and drinking out of a manchild mug.
 
now that i can actually see his yard, it baffles me why he put that (backwards) fence in at all. it's so easy to trip and fall into a miserable looking one-way backstreet. this is such a ghetto place to live it's truly unbelievable. if he were fencing in something, why not fence in the whole yard and get rid of that "carport" or whatever the hell it is? actually have a yard instead of this big open view into dystopia. all i'm saying is, if i were living there it would be authentically soul-crushing and that's before considering how many poor black youths must have been ground into luncheon meat underneath its salted earth.
 
if he were fencing in something, why not fence in the whole yard and get rid of that "carport" or whatever the hell it is? .
He can't fence in his yard until he builds the garage around his carport, child. I'm sorry you're so stupid.
While it probably is some sort of margarine or spread, I am going to be rude and say it is lard rendered as a byproduct from his own pepperoni production.
Regardless of what it is exactly it is definitely a great choice for someone with high blood pressure. Carbs and fatty spreads.
 
I think this is the perfect Patrick tweet. He just cannot help being an utter dickhead. This guy appears to be an actual fan.

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How pathetically Twitter-brained must a man be to "squee" when Fatrick S. Hoglinson follows him on Twitter? Plus, this dude just went mildly viral in a post that Pat liked, so you know he's just trying to ride Dave's coattails.
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New Patrick vocabulary word: "domidn't"
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No auto correct for mama ravens special boy. Patrick decides how words are spelled !
Incorrect as always, Timmy Turner. I am Fatrick Tomlinson't, owner of the Milwaukee Domidn't. You have been told countless times to stop making wishes about my exceptional Air BnB being filled with pepperoni. Your fairy crimes have been documented and reported. Enjoy detention.
 
New Patrick vocabulary word: "domidn't"
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No auto correct for mama ravens special boy. Patrick decides how words are spelled !
>tfw you refuse autocorrect because you're "right"
Incorrect as always, Timmy Turner. I am Fatrick Tomlinson't, owner of the Milwaukee Domidn't. You have been told countless times to stop making wishes about my exceptional Air BnB being filled with pepperoni. Your fairy crimes have been documented and reported. Enjoy detention.
Lol, a hidden FairlyOddParents reference. And people say Pat is a bad author.
Pat is big mad about biased news. "I know mainstream media is not at all biased because it always agrees with my views and I am always correct. Unlike that loathsome Fox News which says things I don't like and is thus WRONG and EVIL." Pat, like all progressives, applies his principles and reason in reverse. "I like things that are good" becomes "things that I like are good because I like them."
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Bonus: "My leftist media only reports on Republican voter fraud, therefore only Republicans commit voter fraud."
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Pat you're just as brainwashed because you watch CNN all day. You've turned into a fat(er) boomer!
 
He seems like he's trying to pretend nothing ever happened - bland political tweets (Trump trial, Iran/Ukraine) pretending to be an author, and of course, badass bike pics. He got yelled at!

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It almost looks like it's all settled down for now - he paid Quasi, Jackie's quiet, he's cleaning toilets at his AirBNB. Then you remember he's spending a ton of money to sue the city of Milwaukee for swats that he could have possibly ordered himself.
 
How pathetically Twitter-brained must a man be to "squee" when Fatrick S. Hoglinson follows him on Twitter? Plus, this dude just went mildly viral in a post that Pat liked, so you know he's just trying to ride Dave's coattails.
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I take a fucking week off the thread to whack off in peace and return to find Tits Mcgee is slurping up fake quotes pinned by tumblr retards to dead authors

Which ironically is something he considers a federal cyborgterrorism crime worthy of life in jail when done to him by scallywags who jokingly quote him as saying all kinds of silly things about minorities.
 
By going to the gym and doing nothing but taking creepy selfies and cruising for manmeat in the sauna.
Maybe he should team up with Drexel now that Nick is pretty much dead.
Incorrect as always, Timmy Turner. I am Fatrick Tomlinson't, owner of the Milwaukee Domidn't. You have been told countless times to stop making wishes about my exceptional Air BnB being filled with pepperoni. Your fairy crimes have been documented and reported. Enjoy detention.
I never liked the Fatty Notparents.
 
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