Margaret Pless / idlediletante / Stan - Official Kiwi Farms Advertiser and Enthusiast Who Has Proudly Eaten Ass. Now Posting Her Tits to Own the Troons!

How long exactly are these updates with so much powerleveling. I bet if you cut and paste in word it would be four pages single space in word. And she dares call my posts "long and tiresome."
It's obvious she thinks overloading her "haters" with info is somehow going to work. Because she thinks her "work" that she does here is too important to leave.
Important enough to come back immediately after pretending to be gone a month.
 
I thought this fat bitch was "like leaving the farms for real this time!" What happened to that? She should have fucked off for good and change her personality for the better so she can be a decent human being.
Don't tempt fate Marge don't. Just because you haven't gotten issues ao far doesn't mean you won't in the future. .
She's retarded, fat, and has obvious mental health issues. What more can she get?
What a retarded lie.
not quite. US government does want to track people who use a VPN.
 
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3. Beijing
Today is a beautiful looking day in Beijing, but the air pollution index is worse than before, and I have the headache and dizziness to show for it. I suppose one acclimates to this, and it doesn’t bother you if you live there, but lifetime Beijingren develop a cough like a smoker’s cough as they age, no doubt because of chronic exposure to this stuff. This happens even to nonsmokers, although smoking is much more common in China than in America 🚬

Beijing is a city that seems hostile to life. It is very dry in Beijing, with an ambient humidity of 20% today. (For reference: the ambient humidity in New York is 72%, Boston 82%, and Durham, NC, is 53%. My house in Boston is usually around 60% indoors.) there is little rainfall, except in the monsoon season where Beijing gets all of its annual rain in a couple of weeks. There are flood-diversion canals all over the city to prevent the roads from washing out when this occurs.

The city is very dusty. Dust from the Gobi desert blows in from the west, combines with air pollution and pollen and exploded fireworks and whatever else, blows into the city and gets stuck in the mountain ranges surrounding Beijing, so you’re stuck in a bowl of dusty air. It is slightly better if you live on the mountains, and it has improved a lot since 2017 when I last visited. But the city still sometimes gets bad days like today.

There is very little water to be had in Beijing, and importing water has been a steady business here since the Ming dynasty. Bottled water is pretty cheap, especially in large volume formats, so that most all of the water used for drinking and cooking has been hauled in from somewhere else. (Tap water is generally okay for bathing and brushing teeth.)

The only reason this city exists is because of the Empire, which has ruled from here, on and off, since 220 BCE. (If they didn’t govern here, they were in Nanjing. The names of the cities reflext this.) Beijing is hard to invade because of the mountain ranges which mostly surround it. The Grand Canal was extended through public works to stretch all the way up to Beijing and permit trade from the south.

Everywhere I go here I get stared at. It’s unusual now to see white people in Haidian District, sort of like how it would be unusual to see a macaw riding someone's shoulder at the shops. mostly people ask where i came from and i am happy to reply. I can make myself understood and usually get the jist of what is said, but my Chinese language skills are far from perfect.

Beijing is bordered by a series of beltways called Ring Roads. The first road basically just circumscribes the forbidden city. There are seven, i think, in total, and it covers a large area.

4. China Culture
This section is where I can discuss things I notice in Chinese culture that differ from the West. I’ll start with some basic lists and move on to more esoteric concepts.

List 1: cultural differences

Hole in the ground toilets.
These aren’t exclusive to China, I saw some in Turkey as well, but I really don’t like them. You may as well just be pissing on the ground. Most toilets do not stock paper either, so BYO.

Pro tip: if you are sightseeing in China, hotel lobby bathrooms will be appointed in the Western style, and are generally allowed for public use. Restaurants do not necessarily have a bathroom for customers.

Disbelief in iced drinks
Chinese people seem to understand that beer and cola and iced lattes are best consumed cold. This understanding doesn’t apply to water, and somehow the people stay hydrated drinking it. I find I tend to sip hot drinks and consume them more slowly, so when im thirsty it is confounding to have to choose between 15 types of tea or hot water. The Chinese think I’m similarly crazy, and some hosts reacted in disbelief when they were told I was given ice chips during my daughter’s birth. (Chinese believe you can die from drinking cold drinks if you are in a fragile state of health.) this got to a point where ice cubes were some foreign concept in the boondocks.

No Dryers
Minor quibble, but this is why you see people’s laundry flapping in the wind from the window of their 6th floor kruschova apartments. It confuses me because while most things can dry just fine on the line, how does one keep their towels and blue jeans in a fit state? Seems like they would get all scratchy and hard.

No Deodorant
I neglected to pack this and when I asked about getting some I was told people in China have no need for this product because they don’t get BO. I doubt that very much, but I ended up having to special order some from Japan.

Cash is not King
Nowadays most people only accept Wepay or Alipay, which is basically like PayPal with QR codes. Oddly enough for a society that prizes cash so much, hard currency is not too common in day to day shopping. The cashless society I guess, but how am I supposed to keep my earnings out of sight from the taxman if every transaction is recorded online? Dilemma.

No Drugs!
China is insanely strict about narcotics and drugs of abuse. So I’ve left several medications stateside and discontinued use of MJ (which is legal in Boston.) the strict nature of the prohibition is very much at odds with the history of opium use in China and its current role exporting illicit fentanyl and meth. Meanwhile the government is warning you that recreational NO2 use can result in jail time.
 
She left for china and the Chinese great firewall doesn't let people to access the western internet. She can't get VPN because she will be targeted by random checks by police who is trying to shake down everyone for bribe money. We now have ourselves alone ...
There’s also the fact that I’ve decided to basically not read or interact in this thread except to post out what I want to write about.
 
US government does want to track people who use a VPN.
So?
Hole in the ground toilets.
These aren’t exclusive to China, I saw some in Turkey as well, but I really don’t like them.
No surprise there, were you even able to use them? The knee pain when squatting must be bad with your age and BMI.
I neglected to pack this and when I asked about getting some I was told people in China have no need for this product because they don’t get BO.
They do get less in general, but also Chinese people as fat as you are relatively rare. Lose weight and you will stink less.
 
There’s also the fact that I’ve decided to basically not read or interact in this thread except to post out what I want to write about.
Lol nigger, we know you read this thread faggot. You've been seething about me and everyone else in the other guy's thread trying to pretend perving on some kid is genius troll plans.

Or are you just practicing for your future Elliot Rodger? Faggot.

You are a bloviating retard with a vendetta. Many such cases.


!!Update on @Stan thirstposting!!
When asked for his opinion on our pervert asseater Barge . Our rizzlor visitor had this to say
Nah, she violated her mans.
That's crazy disrespectful, or maybe the husband is just one of those types...
ya get me
@Stan how does it feel to be such a degenerate even randos reject you?
 
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March 22nd, 2024
I'm going to have to quit the Farms for a month anyway starting March 31 and I hope it resets my outlook on this place and I leave it alone for a few months or more.
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April 15th, 2024
There’s also the fact that I’ve decided to basically not read or interact in this thread except to post out what I want to write about.
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Chinese great firewall doesn't let people to access the western internet.
False. What is blocked is mainly shit that is run by Google or relies on data served directly from Google's servers. Not having Gmail and Google search is the biggest PITA. Facebook might be blocked, but I'm not gay so I don't know.

More frequently there are country-wide range bans by specific sites (e.g. you can't shitpost on 4chan without buying a 4chan Gold Account). That is, non-Chinese site operators themselves tend to block Chinese traffic.
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She can't get VPN because she will be targeted by random checks by police who is trying to shake down everyone for bribe money.
Everyone and their dog (yum!) uses VPNs. What actually happens when the Great Firewall blocks a VPN is the performance randomly degrades or it just stops working.

Apologies for being extremely late and gay.
 
Everyone and their dog (yum!) uses VPNs. What actually happens when the Great Firewall blocks a VPN is the performance randomly degrades or it just stops working.
i know also about macao sims that gives more access and that lately they check phones to see if you have vpns to extract money from you. Have no idea if you live in there to give us a report how bad the situation is , last time i checked the chinese local authorities were desperate for extra cash because the real estate went bust so their income selling( leasing?) land to developers is gone. Plus the unemployment and some funky youth unemployment stats plus some funky graduate unemployment stats ( some site like 20 per cent get a job) but i dont speak chinese so i cant confirm myself with original sources .
 
they check phones to see if you have vpns to extract money from you
I'm not an export, but that's the first I've heard of it and I use VPNs and know people that use VPNs.
 
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I wonder if the chinks saw her and thought "wide long pork".
Bro, that is disgusting. I think you've discovered the one thing with legs, fins, leaves or wings that Chinese people won't eat.

Sorry for double posting. I can't delete my post to fix it.
 

Lol nigger, we know you read this thread faggot. You've been seething about me and everyone else in the other guy's thread trying to pretend perving on some kid is genius troll plans.
Such blithe declarations have been made before by Marge, and have failed miserably. I imagine some take umbrage now that the gauntlet has been thrown down by Large Marge oncee again, and will see to it that shit is dug up that cannot be ignored.

The idea of obscuring interesting posts with long drawn out "blog post" type entries that would fill four or five word pages in Word is a very peculiar strategy. If this thread gets to 200 or even 300 pages and a mere fraction of that is truly suitable for a lolcow thread ...that obfuscates to some degree those posts that reveal embarrassing information and makes it harder to use the thread for its intended purpose.
 
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Even in these forums, a lot of my clashes are with people that would be deemed OMG FAR FUCKING RIGHT CALL THE COPS and yet when specific events happened all the "wow I hate niggers so much I R BASED" facade completely collapses into idiotic, low IQ Trump worship, Israel bootlicking, seething about "communism" and "socialism" like it's 1965 and crying about "groomers" "PEDO!" - "NUH UH YOU IS PEDO!". Almost forgot - "FED! Glowie!"
This is the average understanding of ideology in the US.
I think Meme Magic completely fucking destroyed discourse in the US.
I can't say for certain that Dubya was where the retardation of American politics began, but it was definitely a watershed moment in the gradual decline of our collective psyche. Unironically I think GG was the point where the bullshit began to boil over and the thought-terminating nonsense we see today started to form, fully actualizing itself in the 2016 election. Love Trump or hate him, him getting elected broke everyone's brain. Not just the TDS people—everyone. An entire generation of people were shown that you could win it big just by being retarded and making le epic win on the internet.
I don't even know how to conclude this, I just hate how stupid my fucking country (which is still better than Romania) is and I wish I could see someone doubt themselves or introspect once in a while, just so I can tell they're still human.

Also Marge eats ass.
 
The idea of obscuring interesting posts with long drawn out "blog post" type entries that would fill four or five word pages in Word is a very peculiar strategy. If this thread gets to 200 or even 300 pages and a mere fraction of that is truly suitable for a lolcow thread ...that obfuscates to some degree those posts that reveal embarrassing information and makes it harder to use the thread for its intended purpose.
I mean she's been radio silent for barely a couple of weeks and shit completely died down, you'd think maybe she'd learn from this but nooooooo, gotta remind us all she's still losing the war against BMI.
 
There’s also the fact that I’ve decided to basically not read or interact in this thread except to post out what I want to write about.
But why?
Are you blackmailed by the Carpetmunchy-crunchy BP mafia?
Blink twice if yes!
 
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