Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Summer of George said:
The restaurant scene in Milwaukee was actually was getting fairly good in the years leading up to the coof. It was impressive for a city that's a mid-sized shithole. Now it's just all the same "new American" slop at grossly inflated prices because the waitstaff thinks it's entitled to $25 an hour plus tips.

also lol that pat went to Elephant & Castle and thought it was haute Chicago cuisine.
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To be fair, Elephant & Castle had a good blue cheese burger back when we had one. Also a decent iced peach cocktail. Not sure what the ones in Britain are like though. I've been told to just got to normal pubs for pub food there. I've only been to three pubs back home that had good food and just stuck with them because I keep finding ones that had basic truck stop food.
 
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MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin said:
hot take, pratchett is completely wrong here. people who say stuff like "don't punch down" will also laugh at pic related without thinking twice.
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that's fair game because satire is for ridiculing stupid shit. quote feigns empathy without understanding that such defined power hierarchy is just partisan politics and most people are hurting somehow.
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I would argue that if it doesn't hurt, it isn't satire. So if they aren't hurting before it, they damn well should be after it. Now, parodies can be benign, like Weird Al's usually are, but generally satire is to point out flaws. And even a well intentioned insult comic like, for instance, Don Rickles, could get quite vicious, although the target was usually in on the joke too.
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
Satire is a mirror that exaggerates what people outside the satirized group see. An infamous example would be pedophile catholic priests. When you're satirized, you have three choices: ignore it, whine about it, or change the behavior that led to the satire. Most people never choose option three, and "marginalized" groups always pick option two.
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I believe it was Quentin Crisp who said that if you describe things as better as they are, you're called an optimist; if you describe things as worse than they are, you're called a realist; and if you describe things exactly as they are, you're called a satirist
 
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Fishmalk Observer said:
pratchett wrote some good book (until the alzheimer and his mentally ill daughter took over and started ghostwriting) but he had some retarded opinions.

Pat agreeing with retarded opinions is par for the fat pug
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Its entirely moot because its a fake quote which was literally made up on tumblr for updoots during the early "FREEEZE PEACH IS GENOCIDE" era of the late 2010s
 
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Maude Snew said:
Rick would never waste food like that, he uses the entire negro.
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🎵 Oh, the grand old Duke of Pork,
He caught ten thousand nigs,
He ground them up to a meaty slop
Then he ate them like a pig 🎵
DiggieSmalls said:
It would be a real kick if this was all just an Andy Kaufmen and Pat really just finds acting like a brain dead liberal is super comical to him.
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I genuinely wonder this sometimes. If it turns out this is just a years-long bit then I will hail Pat as a comic genius but until then I will laugh at him and call him fat.

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I actually had a dream with Pat in the other night. I was waiting for a friend in town and I overheard porcine squealing and thought 'that sounds a lot like Fatrick'. I peered around the corner and it actually was him. He was arguing with his neighbour about a big wasps nest that was on the border of their 2 properties (no word on if it was on the backwards fence), and they couldn't agree whose problem it was. It started out fairly civil but quickly escalated into childing. Also for some reason this took place in my town and his neighbour was some random woman I know irl. Halfway through the argument my mate showed up and I told him we had to stay and hear the whole thing, he doesn't know about Pat so I just framed it as 'these guys are having a funny argument'. So we stayed just around the corner and giggled listening to them.
 
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Hambubger said:
Foodie is just euphemism for Fat Fucks, I ain't never met a foodie who isn't a FatAss
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Foodie = fat fuck who gobbles up lard buckets like Pac-Man
Gourmand = fancy word for foodie
Gourmet = someone who actually likes food for its quality, probably eats in French restaurants with minuscule portions but they're god-tier
 
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Faatrick showing us again why he is fat.
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I’m a few pages behind but why do terminally online idiots think anyone is interested in what they had to eat for dinner last night? My wife takes photos of food on the rare occasion we go to an expensive restaurant but she sends them to friends and family and keeps them as a memory of the night because they were for special occasions. What she doesn’t do is post photos of badly constructed pub meals worth no more than $30 for strangers on social media. WHO GIVES A FUCK. I’m not even interested in my wife’s photos and I was usually there on the night.
 
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keytar said:
I actually had a dream with Pat in the other night. I was waiting for a friend in town and I overheard porcine squealing and thought 'that sounds a lot like Fatrick'. I peered around the corner and it actually was him. He was arguing with his neighbour about a big wasps nest that was on the border of their 2 properties (no word on if it was on the backwards fence), and they couldn't agree whose problem it was. It started out fairly civil but quickly escalated into childing. Also for some reason this took place in my town and his neighbour was some random woman I know irl. Halfway through the argument my mate showed up and I told him we had to stay and hear the whole thing, he doesn't know about Pat so I just framed it as 'these guys are having a funny argument'. So we stayed just around the corner and giggled listening to them.
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Ah shit, Fatty Krueger making the rounds again.
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