YouTube Autism - Things that are worth laughing at but not worth a full thread.

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Dire Dire Cocks said:
Does the eel show up at all in any of them?
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As a matter of fact he does!
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For TWO ENTIRE FRAMES!
 
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McMitch said:
anytime someone specifically uses “she” to refer to another person on the internet (rather than using his username or singular “their”) I assume it’s a troon
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It’s a thing a lot of women invoke in their videos when describing a product — a piece of clothing, a new lipstick, a face cream, etc. So if it’s a biological male saying it, they are at the very least a fucking faggot.
 
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cgk qqq said:
s/o to this dude for being one of the only speed running autists who didnt troon out
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I think the secret sauce of pannenkoek is the fact that he never speedran, only TAS'd. Somehow TAS'ers end up as gigachads with encyclopedic knowledge about obscure 30-year-old games, whereas speedrunners put on wigs and start suicide-baiting when they don't get good runs.
 
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NYC soy-goblin who makes a living making "WHITE MAN SHOCKS CHINESE RESTAURANT WORKERS BY SPEAKING POOR CHINESE" videos came out with a video describing how NYC is a shithole and he had to leave.


He hits all the NPC points:
  • Still loves immigration and supports even more immigration even though immigration is actively destroying his "home".
    • Mad he can't get his kid into a free NYC daycare (unlike Sweden!!!) because of those pesky "migrants".
  • Mad that NYC won't open up more legal weed stores.
  • NYC is still totally great and worth it, just, you know, not for me now that I have a family.
  • The taxes are too high but we should all still pay our fair share. (????)
  • Also somehow a PRC propaganda piece.
There's a happy ending though: he just moves to New Jersey so won't fuck up another innocent state, for now.
 
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McMitch said:
multi-hour video about invisible walls
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I admit I sometimes watch some mildly autistic videos about weird quirks of games, but 3 hours for what COULD BE 30 minutes? for fucks sake, thats too much autism.
On the bright side, I'm sure this guy ABSOLUTELY can write a 100 page essay about what could be summed up in a paragraph.
 
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Hooked on phobics said:
I admit I sometimes watch some mildly autistic videos about weird quirks of games, but 3 hours for what COULD BE 30 minutes? for fucks sake, thats too much autism.
On the bright side, I'm sure this guy ABSOLUTELY can write a 100 page essay about what could be summed up in a paragraph.
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A lot of the time goes from describing the general causes, then outlining every example of each type in the game. Part of it is understandable, since most invisible walls are from algorithmic inconsistencies making them unintuitive.
The video is 3 hours because compressing the information further would defeat the purpose of the video.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
I needed this; his autistic breakdowns are just the right flavor of background noise I need when working.
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I have a list of creators I listen to to help me fall asleep. This one was a fine-grade soporific agent. 10/10 will sleep to again.
 
I don't know if it's the algorithm being horseshit and trying in vain to spice up my feed but it seems like whenever I check out the YouTube home page or even the sidebar there's at least one suggested channel/video with less than a hundred views, or something that just got posted like an hour or two ago from a brand new account. It's ranged from absolute nobody gaming channels to foreign clickbait spam to videos of nonverbal autists recording the toilet flushing on their train (seriously though there are entire channels of people documenting stuff like this: toilets, hand dryers, sinks etc.). Has anyone else noticed this whenever they check the home page/their suggested feed? Is this just a curse I have to bear for clicking on one of them out of curiosity?
 
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PunkinMan said:
I have this video listed on my profile already because its really funny but im surprised its only in a thread from 2018 I think?
guy kissing his dead grandma:
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The best part about this video is it starts off and stays very sweet up until the part where he shows his fucking great grandmothers corpse out of nowhere
 
Kiwi Andy said:
3h+ autistic nasal narration over invisible walls :stress::story:
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I feel like I learned more about video game hit detection with this (including pitfalls and oversights therein) than I ever did any shitty fucking XNA/Unity tutorial.

Actually, dissecting games with hacks/mods in general has been much more educational. Learning how a even a masterpiece was far from perfect and why it works the way it does is a valuable experience.
 
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Tingle said:
I don't know if it's the algorithm being horseshit and trying in vain to spice up my feed but it seems like whenever I check out the YouTube home page or even the sidebar there's at least one suggested channel/video with less than a hundred views, or something that just got posted like an hour or two ago from a brand new account. It's ranged from absolute nobody gaming channels to foreign clickbait spam to videos of nonverbal autists recording the toilet flushing on their train (seriously though there are entire channels of people documenting stuff like this: toilets, hand dryers, sinks etc.). Has anyone else noticed this whenever they check the home page/their suggested feed? Is this just a curse I have to bear for clicking on one of them out of curiosity?
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On the nonverbal autists recording toilets part
There's at least one that literally used to record himself shit or masturbate and clickbait it as an "tv footage archive" or "death annoncment" video.
And yes the people who he announce there deaths are still alive and well, one of them even saw the MASSIVE campign this autist had againest him seemingly wanting him to DIE, with these "RIP [random hungarian TV celebrity] 1984-2024" videos
He's ALWAYS ripping off someone else, useally an vhs archiving youtuber, many from the hungarian scene.
This guy's up on youtube probably since 2018 but has 100's of channels, and me and a group i was in used to strike the shit out of him back in the day, so this era of complete retard behaviour is over, although here are some of his channels which are still up
 
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Polarity said:
NYC soy-goblin who makes a living making "WHITE MAN SHOCKS CHINESE RESTAURANT WORKERS BY SPEAKING POOR CHINESE" videos came out with a video describing how NYC is a shithole and he had to leave.


He hits all the NPC points:
  • Still loves immigration and supports even more immigration even though immigration is actively destroying his "home".
    • Mad he can't get his kid into a free NYC daycare (unlike Sweden!!!) because of those pesky "migrants".
  • Mad that NYC won't open up more legal weed stores.
  • NYC is still totally great and worth it, just, you know, not for me now that I have a family.
  • The taxes are too high but we should all still pay our fair share. (????)
  • Also somehow a PRC propaganda piece.
There's a happy ending though: he just moves to New Jersey so won't fuck up another innocent state, for now.
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I remember watching this guy and thinking "wow he can speak another language that's cool" and never clicking anything of his again.
 
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McMitch said:
His lisp is really coming through on this one. Either way, I largely appreciate his dedication, and only ever skipped one video of his due to my own autism wherein anytime someone specifically uses “she” to refer to another person on the internet (rather than using his username or singular “their”) I assume it’s a troon.
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You're close to 100% correct in most cases, and if it's some weird autistic technical discovery credited to a 'she' you are actually just 100% correct. The biggest shock of this video is that a few times he says she and it cuts to footage of an actual fucking woman playing and it was like seeing a unicorn. Summoning Salt could never.
 
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Found this thread, and thought I'd share this "gem" I found a few months ago.

softcore and bbw and the lion king and sonic ocs, oh my
The man himself
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Besides the obvious elephant in the room here, I also count 3 separate watermarks
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A sample of the content on display here:

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Sorted by "popular", it becomes pretty evident that this person has some... different... interests.
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