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Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.
I'm thinking that kayla, our wife, has mostly checked out because nick has made her go under the knife too many times. Correct me if I'm wrong but she seems to have gone under multiple types of surgeries and I doubt they're all done in one operation. So she must have gone on one, took pills for the after surgery pain (surely there's some?), rest, and do that on repeat several times.
That is why is she is watching so many startreks on repeat. She can't do much of anything else and the shows themselves are mostly chill. She's just on the sofa mostly conked out from the pain pills. Also why nick is so busy because kayla can't drive/cook/do anything during these periods. Someone who have experience with plastic surgeries please shed some light on this.
Being the child of an alcoholic parent isn’t a lifelong trauma/handicap if the child (later adult) in question has the wherewithal and the chances to be better than the parent, but the other stuff kind of compounds on top of the “oh dads drunk…again” situation.
I think being drunk/drugged all the time, especially when you get as nasty as Nick does now when he's blasted out of his water-filled gourd, is at least low-key abuse. It's being weak and absent, almost a minor abandonment of your kids. It says you care so little about them you can't even stay sober for them most of the time. Nick is a useless drunk and there's no way he's carrying out the duties of a father or presenting any kind of positive role model.
About the best you can say is he's providing an example of a piece of shit you don't want to be.
I like the lyrics @ScamL Likely posted a few months ago. But they're a little out of date since there's no ceiling cats or Steel Toe and implies Nick still has the sponsorship of a company as prestigious as Birch Gold.
I think that given what Aaron said about him needing therapy, and her being MIA for a long time, their marriage is probably in an extremely fragile state right now.
As well, everyone involved has serious drug and/or alcohol issues going on. Getting between two people with serious marriage problems is bad enough, but add in the substance abuse issues and there is the potential for everything to go nuclear at some point.
In case you're using Suno Ai generation for lyrics, chat GPT can and often does produce better ones (and will format them accordingly), you can then paste those into Suno.
That's the process I use.. I will give ChatGPT a theme. Tell it to include some key words or phrases. Then manually cleanup the output. This has worked VERY WELL. I've made some kickass songs about my job and how it sucks. "LET ME SHARE MY SCREEN" makes a great chorus. Suno also does a great job converting the Pajeet English in help desk tickets into songs that slap.
Going through the external information, there seems to be a consensus that he was cheating on his first wife (Ashley LaRue) while she was pregnant with their final child. This was in 2019.
One minor detail that I thought might be worth mentioning is that Aaron initiated the divorce. You can tell because the court records refer to him as the petitioner. Assuming the rumors to be true, Aaron would have not only be cheating on his pregnant wife, but he also initiated a divorce with her while she was pregnant so he could be with who he was cheating with instead of the mother of his child.
Cheers White Bread Ass Nigga! Speedrun to fullblown lolcowness has been delightful!
Crack open bottle of Scotch and treat yourself with some TwinCity-"errand run" nose candy, you've earned it.
I wish you make One Million Pages on KarenFarms you silly old alcoholic druggie lawyer-in-name swinger cuck!
Congrats on the milestone.
Melton seems pretty convinced she is spending lot of time at Nick's place. Considering she needs a new job, maybe balldo saleswoman could be the ticket?
For reasons I can't fully go into yet (hopefully soon), I am inclined to agree with at least the first part.
However, I am unclear what Melton meant by the highlighted part below. Does he mean she's splitting her time between her parents home, and Nick's, and collecting a salary from something (possibly Steel Toe), or that she somehow collects a salary off her parents home, or what?
Maybe parental issues is something they already share in common. It's been speculated about here before. Most recently when we were discussing the inheritance.
Believe it or not, they exist. Just like there are still... inexplicably... fans of Nick. And even Ralph (last time I checked).
However, when I say followers, I include the detractors. There seems to be quite a community of them. I think some of them are even starting to sign up to the Farms.
However, I am unclear what Melton meant by the highlighted part below. Does he mean she's splitting her time between her parents home, and Nick's, and collecting a salary from something (possibly Steel Toe), or that she somehow collects a salary off her parents home, or what?
For some reason I thought she was in her mid-late 30s based on her appearance, I have a lot of girl friends in their late 20s/early 30s and none of them look this rough. It's pretty simple to look good at this age for women. Work or maintain a healthy weight, don't tan (it's aging), don't drink and don't smoke in excess. Is she a smoker? Aaron, your wife, WOOF.
You've got it pretty right. A lot of women will become addicted to the surgery aftercare itself and not just the pills. The pills are a big part of course but there is also the element of being taken care of and having your partner more aware of your needs because you're in recovery. Nick probably pays more attention to her after surgeries and she probably appreciates feeling that special again after being dogged online by him and playing second fiddle to Mandy. Not trying to say she's not addicted to getting zonked though, that's a big part of it lol. Those poor kids.
Congratulations to Nick on ignoring 3500 pages of cope and seethe on the KarenFarms!
Kiwibros clearly lost.
Nick should enjoy a second Doritos tonight, washed down with a fifth of something far too expensive for the occasion, and evened out with a line of his favorite nose-candy of choice to show us how awesome his life is. Keep racking up those W's, I almost have a bingo!
So, April was involved in ruining the marriage/family of the man she is currently with and was recently penalized for unsafe driving. April has also left her husband's show and the Rekieta's decided to invite her into their own unstable home and drive their kids around.
This is sounding worse all the time. The whole scenario is inviting disaster.
As well, everyone involved has serious drug and/or alcohol issues going on. Getting between two people with serious marriage problems is bad enough, but add in the substance abuse issues and there is the potential for everything to go nuclear at some point.
If I was one of their kids I would "accept" a pair of noise cancelling headphones and literally any book I could get my hands on. But my parents were fantastic so I'm spoiled.
Nick has the same thing as Diddler Dax where he has to have someone even more degenerate and pathetic as a sidekick at all times. He must have to do some serious scrounging through the dregs of the net to find that at this point. No more Drex, no more LawTuber fags, now even Coomalot isn't pathetic enough to satisfy this skeleton's insatiable thirst for superiority.
It's like the personality equivalent of a fat chick going out with another even fatter chick to look less fat.
3500 of seething coping hatred from the Kiwicels, various autistic graphs, two bots to scrape Balldo's antics, tripods and photometry, all in vain as Balldo ignored this all! It's time to crack a bottle or few open and sniff a few lines. You earned it!
I’m not well versed in psychiatry but is it possible for him to have both? He definitely reeks of the same stripe of ODD that a lot of other sektur-adjacent people have (Ralph, PPP, Steel Toe Cuck, Vito, etc)
ODD is a diagnosis for annoying little kids, something most grow out of. Ones that don't turn into antisocial types or weird janitors on obscure webforums. Ethan Ralph is a classic BPD case, Vito is just a nasty paedophile that's conformist. I'm not sure about Steel Toe but PPP doesn't strike me as the type with anything. He's a pastor at some point so he's just very well spoken and charismatic. And also fucking fat.
There's 8 children between these two downright sacrilegious duos. It's fucking sick to see the endless hedonism and exhibitionism emanating from their holes as the lives of 8 kids will be ruined forever.
If she needs a lolyer to get off a stupid ticket, then she's in a dire situation. Someone can pull up all the cases, I guess. I bet she's going to lose her licence and her job hitches on her having one. Driving Balldo's pack around could be one of them, which begs the question.
1. When did she get the penalty?
2. When did she start to operate Balldo.zip?
3. Was she speeding Balldo.zip?
What a fucking nasty bitch.
She was pregnant and this unable-to-make-her-cum obnoxious faggot misogynist cheated on her. He's the whore. One would have to be a really nasty piece of work for their parents to disown them over an in-law. That's unheard of.
Even my aunt's scrote drunken alcoholic shitbag ex-husband who beat her had his dipshit parents stick by him during divorce. He was also a drunk driver that nearly killed himself and someone else.
I'm accountable for over 3000 tranny deaths. Even the newer generation kids love this terf magic book stuff, somehow. Instead of giving them dumb games from companies that are trying to shoehorn microtransactions into everything, I gift them autistic Lego sets. If they use Xitter, I get them to follow JKR. As one huge fan of hers once said, "he who owns the youth wins the future." By the way, 20th of this month is this superfan's birthday. TTD.
Maybe I am hallucinating, but wasn't the old babysitter for the Rekieta's also named April? Would be a very 'funny' coincidence if April Imholte had the same first name as their old babysitter.
At this point I am convinced that a lot of Nick's scheduling issues and 'family stuff' he has to take care of over the past few months had to do with the Imholtes, especially if April is staying at their place. Honestly, it wouldn't surprise me if both the Rekieta's and Imholte's marriages were going through a rough period, they decided to actually swing/do drugs with each other, and this has inadvertently caused both their marriages to blow up. First with Imholtes, and now with Rekietas. An awful lot of smoke between all of them to not be a fire of some kind there.
If I was one of their kids I would "accept" a pair of noise cancelling headphones and literally any book I could get my hands on. But my parents were fantastic so I'm spoiled.
Yeah, I've kinda wondered if Kayla was found non-responsive at some point, in a haze of her chemical cocktail, likely booze, and Star Trek. Usually Nick's lies have some grain of truth in them, and I wouldn't be surprised if she/they had a scare. I don't have any evidence such an incident would be intentional (aside from unreliable sources from Knoxville).
I have nothing to base this on, but it does horrify me even more to consider Nick as a widowed single parent.
Of course they're friends. Balldoman understands that feeling 100% since his own grandmother thinks he's an irresponsible retard and locked up his trust fund and made him do things he hated like "get a job" or "be a father to five children."
"He uses air conditioning, incel prude Karens, can you not afford air conditioning? I bet you've never seen an LA dream mansion, haha! What a funny joke I just made, where's the laughs? Women fat amirite???"
If she needs a lolyer to get off a stupid ticket, then she's in a dire situation. Someone can pull up all the cases, I guess. I bet she's going to lose her licence and her job hitches on her having one.
I tried. I think @Balldo's Gate said there was a bug in the MCRS system in which absolutely nothing comes up if you search for her. Which I can confirm. It DOES come up when you use the attorney search and plug in Nick's name.
I even tried using her middle name. No difference. Meanwhile, same system spits up everything on Aaron dating back to 2005.
My theory... for the moment... had more to do with them losing insurance coverage, or there being a step increase in premiums, because Aaron incredulously managed to accumulate 7 citations since 2018. If they're anything like how my parents were, they probably hold a joint auto insurance policy.
But who knows. She could have 5 million citations, and the system simply isn't showing anything for some reason.
