Coachella fans crowded together to watch a hologram sing. It [Hatsune Miku] never showed up. - Hatsune Miku is a global icon — but she isn't real, and that's become a problem

Fans of Hatsune Miku arrived at the singer’s Friday night set at the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival to encounter a bitter disappointment: Their idol had been flattened.

For any other Coachella performer, the jump from three dimensions to two would involve a surreal, painful death. But thankfully, Hatsune Miku isn’t real, she’s just lines of computer code.

Specifically, the popular digital artist is a Vocaloid, an AI-backed program that artificially generates songs that imitate the human voice, and then presents those songs in the guise of a 16-year-old anime girl with knee-length turquoise hair. Since she was first conceived by Japanese music software company Crypton in 2007, Hatsune Miku has toured around the world, “performing” in concert as a hologram to thousands of adoring fans.

But on Friday, their beloved hologram was no hologram at all. Hatsune Miku had been flattened into an LED screen, a simple flickering image on a giant screen. It did not go well.

Coachella may have been a low point, but the trouble really began a week earlier, when Hatsune Miku’s long-awaited North American tour began. Fans, some of whom spent north of $200 on tickets, walked into her Vancouver concert expecting to sing along with their favorite anime hologram. Instead, Miku appeared on a flat screen. The surprise sparked outrage, and thousands of fans demanded refunds.

Why wasn’t Miku in her full, multidimensional, projected glory? “People who pay hundreds of dollars want more from their Vocaloids,” read a story on the Verge.


Still, Hatsune Miku loyalists were hopeful for something bigger at Coachella. It was supposed to be one of the virtual pop star’s biggest crossover performances and one that had been in the works for four years, when Miku was first booked for the festival’s ill-fated 2020 lineup. Some fans theorized that Miku was appearing on a screen at the shows leading up to Coachella simply because the projection setup was already in Indio.

But for those paying close attention, there was a bad omen. An article in the Coachella Valley Independent on Miku’s upcoming performance, published on April 4, was updated just days before the festival to remove the word “hologram.”

When Miku fans filtered into the festival’s Mojave Tent stage on Friday, those fears were realized. A huge, imposing black screen stood in the middle of the stage, with keyboards and a drum kit pushed off to the sides.

Tia Thompson, one of the festivalgoers in attendance, told SFGATE that seeing Miku live was one of the reasons she bought a Coachella ticket.

“I’m pretty disappointed because that’s the whole cool part about seeing an anime girl on stage,” she said. “... But since it’s on a screen I could kind of just watch it at home.”

Onlookers, watching on Coachella’s free livestream, roasted the setup on social media.

“IMAGINE PAYING $500 AND ONE OF THE ARTISTS YOU WANTED TO SEE WAS MIKU AND THEY PULL OUT THE 150" SCHOOL POWER POINT SCREEN,” one X user wrote.

But if the 2D Miku was a major letdown, at least some of the disappointment washed away when fans saw her appear onscreen. Ray Liu, who arrived wearing a full Miku outfit complete with dyed turquoise hair, said he had been a fan of Miku since he was 10 years old.

“Because she’s virtual, she can be a perfect idol,” he said. He was undeterred by the lack of a hologram show.

Tucked into the wings of the stage, a live band picked up their instruments. The screen lit up in a pulse of lightning blue and flashed the name “Hatsune Miku.” Miku popped onscreen like a character spawning at the start of a Super Smash Bros. match, accompanied by a dazzle of virtual sparks.

Miku isn’t human, and her voice doesn’t sound like it. She sings — “sings” — like a computer’s imitation of a teenage girl’s anime voice. It’s bizarre, and it’s completely enthralling. At some points, she belted out lyrics (all in Japanese) like a mewing cat; at others, she sang in soaring, ethereal tones.

All the while, Miku danced around her digital black box, hitting arm twirls and nailing choreography that had been calibrated perfectly — algorithmically, even.

When other artists (see: nondigital entities) at Coachella do outfit changes, they run offstage, jump out of their pant legs and scamper back. Hatsune Miku simply reloads. At the end of each song, she blipped out of sight in a flurry of sparkles, leaving the screen temporarily black. As the band started the next track, she would flash back to “life” in a new outfit. One moment, she was in her normal schoolgirl-style outfit, and the next she was wearing a dress that looked like a globe, complete with the outlines of the continents.

As Miku shifted shapes she shifted genres, swinging between bubblegum pop, J-rock and even a brief jolt of heavy metal.
Many fans arrived at Miku’s set with turquoise braids woven into their hair, mirroring the virtual pop star’s signature look. A number waved green glowsticks in the air. While plenty of fans recorded on their phones, one used the lo-fi camera on his Nintendo 3DS to capture a video.

“Miku-chella!” a man behind me cheered between songs as he lit a joint.

After her last song, Miku didn’t walk offstage. She simply fizzled back into the black abyss.

 
Get the fuck over it. If I had a dollar for every artist I've gone to see at various festivals bailing on purpose or because of international flight issues alone I could buy a couple bottles of water. Then let's not even include how many get too fucked up and ruin live shows.

I guess what I'm saying is that welcome to the music industry lol.
 
Wake me up when the house hold hologram system is ready for hacking and jailbreaking. If I'm gonna spend 200 on Hatsune Miku shit, I'm gonna have her , Rin and Lin sing Remote Controller while dressed as Kamen Riders.
Dude just buy a fucking projector and put it near a clear sheet of plastic if you want that, it'll save you a ton of money! I got a mini projector thing from home depot you could plug a USB into and use any fucking video with it a few years ago and messed around with it projecting shit like Mario Dancing on my house's walls. They tend to show up around the holiday season every year and then go on discount near or after Christmas or halloween. Hologram concert shit usually has a live band behind a more expensive projector with the vocals or some real time mocap shit being the main thing provided by the hologram video.
I think the sickest joke about this Black screen shit is you can actually use a black screen like a hologram projector if you angle it right.

There's tutorials on youtube on how to turn your iphone/ipad into a "hologram projector" that you could easily probably apply to even larger screens. It's literally as simple as angling some clear plastic sheets in a way the light reflects to basically make a floating video. Literally all these people needed was some plexiglass or something to put near the TV and face the TV away from the audience.

EDIT: Found a good example of what they could have easily fucking done if they wanted to use a black screen so bad.
 
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Dude just buy a fucking projector and put it near a clear sheet of plastic if you want that, it'll save you a ton of money! I got a mini projector thing from home depot you could plug a USB into and use any fucking video with it a few years ago and messed around with it projecting shit like Mario Dancing on my house's walls. They tend to show up around the holiday season every year and then go on discount near or after Christmas or halloween. Hologram concert shit usually has a live band behind a more expensive projector with the vocals or some real time mocap shit being the main thing provided by the hologram video.
I think the sickest joke about this Black screen shit is you can actually use a black screen like a hologram projector if you angle it right. There's tutorials on youtube on how to turn your iphone/ipad into a "hologram projector" that you could easily probably apply to even larger screens.
Hold up. I think you're on to something. I have a projector, a green screen and some other stuff. I don't have a black sheet or blackout curtain, but fuck. My wife is gonna hate me. If this works, I'll report back from the couch.
 
Hold up. I think you're on to something. I have a projector, a green screen and some other stuff. I don't have a black sheet or blackout curtain, but fuck. My wife is gonna hate me. If this works, I'll report back from the couch.
"holograms" in their current state work basically like the "peppers ghost illusion" if you know what that is. It's been used in a lot of entertainment shit from movies to amusement park rides for god only knows how many decades now.
 
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That hologram tech looks super cool. I'd wanna see it even if just for the novelty since I've never seen anything like it.
Though after I saw it once I'd probably only be interested in seeing it again for music I like.
 
the popular digital artist is a Vocaloid, an AI-backed program that artificially generates songs that imitate the human voice, and then presents those songs in the guise of a 16-year-old anime girl with knee-length turquoise hair.
Fans, some of whom spent north of $200 on tickets,
Imagine spending $200 on tickets to listen to fake music sung by a fake cartoon character with a fake robot voice.
 
They had the technology locked down in 2016:


All they had to do was improve the texture mapping and reduce the projected triangles moving forward a little every year, something they'd been doing for the previous decade to reach this free-form dancing hologram anyway.

Hololive perfected the "fake 3D flatscreen pseudo-hologram by fucking about with stage perspective" last year:


This 2.5D trick is derived from Vocaloid performances from 2012-2016. So there are convincing ways to fake it, but you need control of the light and to seat the audience head-on for the illusion to work properly, which doesn't translate to an outdoor concert in daytime at all.

One of the best Vocaloid performances, NicoNico Music 2015:


For all the advances in the tech, they haven't quite managed to match this lightning in a bottle yet, and that's almost entirely down to shitty contemporary music not lending itself to being performed in the first place. You can have all the live holograms in the World but if the music sucks you don't have a good concert.
 
"holograms" in their current state work basically like the "peppers ghost illusion" if you know what that is. It's been used in a lot of entertainment shit from movies to amusement park rides for god only knows how many decades now.
iirc Peppers Ghost is approaching the plural of century
 
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