Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Nate Higgers]

He can't even make people degenerate anymore, if anything, he makes his viewers think 'omg i am actually gonna stop being a loser drunkard bitch cause I don't wanna end up like him'.

If Andy Warski is to be believed about anything, he says that Rekieta’s alcoholic downward spiral is the/one of the reasons that motivated Tardski to quit drinking.

He still acts like he’s on some kind of drugs, but that may just be due to him being violently retarded.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

My money is on double murder-suicide. The toss-up is who will end up in what category.

My first reaction as well. We know he has guns lying around in the bottom of a lake.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick has the same thing as Diddler Dax where he has to have someone even more degenerate and pathetic as a sidekick at all times. He must have to do some serious scrounging through the dregs of the net to find that at this point. No more Drex, no more LawTuber fags, now even Coomalot isn't pathetic enough to satisfy this skeleton's insatiable thirst for superiority.

It's like the personality equivalent of a fat chick going out with another even fatter chick to look less fat.

I think it is clear that Nick 1. Does not need money (at least in the mid-term having gone 4 months without a contract) 2. Does not care about his show or audience more than himself, elsewise he would see his falling numbers and TRY to improve it. He's just wallowing and lazily doing nothing productive.

Maybe I am hallucinating, but wasn't the old babysitter for the Rekieta's also named April? Would be a very 'funny' coincidence if April Imholte had the same first name as their old babysitter.

There was no such lore, and identifying her was never achieved, IIRC.

it also explains why a 90% drop in income somehow doesn't fuck with him.

~83% for Q1 2024, but I understand your meaning. Sew above: Nick doesn't need money or care about his audience.

Not the best. It sounds like Nick is being tortured to death by ceiling cats. I know what the problem is. Mostly. The vocal extraction isn't perfect. It's picking up sound effects as vocals and producing something truly demonic. I can fix it. But not tonight. In the meantime enjoy listening to nick getting tortured to death by ceiling cats while trying to sing Komm Susser Todd.
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Maybe this is just prophetic of hiw he will sound after 5000 more BBC's and 100 doses of hard drugs?

I found it amusing.

• "Had to deal with a thing... not gonna dwell on it... that's all we gonna say about Friday"
• Re: yet another Trump trial: "Wanted to cover the trial but... not around during the daytime"

He's learning enough to stop over-sharing but not to develop a work ethic. How did he do it for Rittenhouse and Depp?

There was no guarantee of money, so I imagine he had plans to do it, then drop it when it got boring? This seems to fit with his lazy attitude, but thr money kwoy him motivated. Now even THAT cannot motivate him? What!?

• "I don't know if I'll ever get to do standup comedy again... cause I'm in a wheelchair!... a wheeled chair!"

• is asked about Apple River stabbing; obviously knows nothing about the case, turns it into a shitty comedy routine; "stabbing quadriplegics is hilarious"

• Everytime Stephen Hawking was typing into his keyboard, he was controlled by the Jewish cabal in charge of Israel"

Nick beats every joke to death. With hindsight I can see it was always true. Drexel 'muh cuck' and 'German Shepherd', 'Ron Soye is a wife beater', Lemoyne voices, other impressions, and the like... A lot of people were just slpping along as he slowly murder the jokes...

At least if STMS breaks up, Nick won't be able to inflict another 'comedy' routine upon the world. Mayer had a baby so maybe that will keep her from recommending him again, we can hope.

"My dad was hanging out here the other day, he said 'You should have me on a show!'" (2h7m40s)

This was a promode he made over 1.5 years ago. Oddly, his father has been absent for about 2-2.5 years in YT chat. He uses to send a Super Chat 2-3 times a week for years prior.

April being shown the ropes for a permanent cohost spot?

She said (well, her husband said she said) she wanted to get off the internet permanently, and I believe it. I've seen very little of the Steel Toe show, but virtually every time she was getting abuse from her husband and chat weirdos, and she clearly wasn't happy about it.

Yeah, I think this might honestly be it.
That April's staying at the Rekietas after her and Aaron had a falling out. She's probably with Kayla mostly, but comes in to sit there and shoot the shit with Nick if she can't sleep.

Her becoming the Rekieta nanny-cum-show technician would be thr most hilarious outcome here. Aaron might even pull up outside and go full wihger on Nick if they get a full divorce.

 

[Maude Snew]

I guess Kayla could too, it's not like she's doing anything else around the house.

Not doing anything? Someone needs to watch all that Star Trek, and I barely see anybody else putting up with the new shit. I couldn't do it. She should be applauded for dedicating her life to something few else can stomach. What, kids? Eh, lots of people have those they'll be fine, give them tablets and snacks they grow by themselves.

 

[Spergichu]

The problem with that is the bathroom break. He claims to use the bathroom break to visit Kayla in the bedroom even on nights where the Corner Demon is clearly there, including the Friday April 5 stream where it's the most obvious: Nick comes back from the break to say "Lady Rackets was awake. It's a Friday night. Like, 'Hey girl, what you doing?' "Going to sleep, leave me alone.'" He then has a lengthy explanation of how he talks to his wife during the bathroom break while she's in bed. The bottles clip in the post above comes after that bathroom break as well.

I'm leaning towards it being April, but if it was Kayla, his check-ins with her "in bed" could just be another convenient half-truth along with a bullshit cover story so he doesn't have to explain why his wife is sitting just out of frame in his studio silently monitoring what he's doing on stream. "I told you prudes I was checking on my wife. Why does it matter where she was while I was doing it?"

• women can't cook, women lie

Yet he is the one who is bisexual and eating hot chip. Curious!

 

[Oxyjen]

My personal belief is that person is April Imholte.

Based on a meta scan of the thread and not having watched a single clip, I will bet $5 that the corner demon is in fact Kayla.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Definitely going with Kayla in the cuck chair doing drugs or some weird sex thing for Rekieta and he takes breaks to join her.

 

[Strix454]

So, with how it seems the Steel Toe people's lives are going, do we think the Sonichu demon has found a new host? Seems like their problems have only escalated ever since they started hanging out with the infected Nick.

The lives of the Steel Toes have been terrible for years and there were a whole lot of problems with them way before Nick entered the picture. What friendship or whatever with the Rekietas seems to have provided Steel Toe April was the resources and means for an exit strategy from the marriage.

Nick thinks he is a genius at fixing relationships. April would have used that to her own benefit. She would have also taken advantage of that she could use them and their house as a place to go to when she left Aaron. I'm sure that Nick is even financially supporting her now.

This is all Sonichu bringing more ruin to Nick though.

Aaron will eventually figure out that Nick busted up his marriage and that April isn't coming back. He will probably not be happy. Maybe drunken fight on the front lawn and the police getting called unhappy.

Then Nick also has to deal with the fact that he has invited a manipulative 20-something bisexual drug addict experienced homewrecker to live with him, his wife and their children. There is no limit to the damage that someone like April can do and SHE IS IN THE HOUSE living with them.

Look at it from her point of view. Nick has that big house and a whole lot of money. Kayla is a weak pill-head. April is way younger than Kayla. Nick is a stupid drunk on speed. April needs a path forward post-Aaron. She is just made for a situation like this.

Everything works toward Sonichu helping Nick reach his final form.

 

[Harm]

THE CORNER DEMON IS REAL!

To add onto this theory: I haven't seen it reposted yet, but I recall that Nick allowed the STMS couple do a stream from his room separate from the underwear incident where he reached over and adjusted a microphone for them. I'm sure you won't need a million guesses to figure out from which direction his hand reached into view. I can only find this version of the clip:

Also unrelated, but just throwing this out there in case I can become an accidental Nostradamus: Whoever was operating a slew of socks a few months ago is back. I cannot prove it, just a hunch.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Corner Demon is a Grey getting the "Probe" ready.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Imagine being a kid and waking in the middle of the night to see a misshapen skeletal form hovering over your bed in the darkness. That's some horror movie shit right there.

Those kids aren't asleep. He goes to check on them because they're all awake doing shit while Kayla is zonked out on meds.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Aaron will eventually figure out that Nick busted up his marriage and that April isn't coming back. He will probably not be happy. Maybe drunken fight on the front lawn and the police getting called unhappy.

This is the maximum LOL! and WTF? outcome, and I am sceptical, but if I have been taught anything by the Farms, cows are truly exceptional beings.

Then Nick also has to deal with the fact that he has invited a manipulative 20-something bisexual drug addict experienced homewrecker to live with him, his wife and their children. There is no limit to the damage that someone like April can do and SHE IS IN THE HOUSE living with them.

She is 30 at the end of this year, FWIW. Also, if Nick's drunk ramblings to MAN-dy had any kernel of truth about Kayla 'fawning' over (actual) women, then it could be Kayla with the emotional connection to April.

Added to that, if you recall Nick's passing aggressive seethe about not being able to sell his old house because some family/friends were living in it for almost nothing, Nick does not seem to be the charitable type when there is some imposition upon him.

Look at it from her point of view.

This is the gayest possible outcome possible. It is worthy of Nick's IBS roots. I will wait and see if Nick goes even further beyond the pale of ultimate stupidity.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Dad wanted to tell the story how Nick was dressed up in dresses by his sister

Is this the same sister who nowadays is involved with a "Lutheran" camp for "queer kids?"

Those kids aren't asleep. He goes to check on them because they're all awake doing shit while Kayla is zonked out on meds.

Don't you make fun of the chad dad parenting style. 24/7 in front of the iPod as Daddy drinks his nightly fifth of whiskey and yells at the corner demon is the best way to raise children. You'd know that if you weren't an incel prude.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick beats every joke to death. With hindsight I can see it was always true. Drexel 'muh cuck' and 'German Shepherd', 'Ron Soye is a wife beater', Lemoyne voices, other impressions, and the like... A lot of people were just slpping along as he slowly murder the jokes...

Ron Soye being a wife beater wasn't a joke, just a fact, but it was funny because it was true. And he wouldn't have even had that if one of our own more blindingly autistic members hadn't dug it up.

 

[Sharpeteer]

And he wouldn't have even had that if one of our own more blindingly autistic members hadn't dug it up.

It's ironic to me that he constantly copes and seethes about how "he made all these people's careers" and now they "betrayed" him.

Well the farms played a huge hand in making him successful, and now he considers the site to be traitors.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

women can't cook, women lie

Very misogynistic stream. I firmly believe there’s real trouble in the marriage and Nick is doing his usual passive aggressive nonsense by directing his seething rage at women in general.

She's so pilled-up she's rarely conscious, otherwise why would she put up with Nick and his homosexual escapades and swinging?

Objection, facts not entered into evidence.

Do we know for certain she’s even there at the moment? Besides the Kayla is zonked out 24/7 meme seems to be based on very little evidence.

My theory, as stated above, is they are having a lot of marital trouble. Probably caused by Nick’s midlife crisis and financial stress from his reduced income.

 

[Neetorino]

He claims to use the bathroom break to visit Kayla in the bedroom even on nights where the Corner Demon is clearly there

The reason I think it's not her is because Nick claims he checks on Kayla during breaks. Unless he's just flat out lying.

That's what I get for going AWOL, I forget all his stupid habits. So maybe it is April, is this her homeless arc with the SteelToe Divorce incoming?

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Who looks healthier Kurt or Balldoman?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHPK_ZsYD40

 

[feral cat #6385]

I like to think corner demon is a weeping angel, its the romantic in me.

If it was a weeping angel he wouldn't be able to keep his eyes off it.

Maybe this is just prophetic of hiw he will sound after 5000 more BBC's and 100 doses of hard drugs?

I found it amusing.

With any new tool there's a learning tool. Here's the best I have so far. It's far less satanic.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

That's why I'm not convinced there actually is a corner demon. If it isn't a tard wrangler, what are they there for? And If it is a wrangler, why don't they actually wrangle him? They'd have plenty of reasons every show. He's pacing his drinking nowadays, but the stimulant fueled incoherence makes him look much crazier than being drunk would.

There's no doubt someone's been there, a phone made noise and then it stopped after a couple seconds with no intervention from Nick.

The question is who it is.

My guess is where he's looking directly into the corner, similar to where April was looking when they were doing their show from that room, there's a chair there and someone's sitting there.

Where he's looking at more of a 90 degree angle directly right, he could be looking towards the door, in which case it could be someone else popping in at the door versus being in the chair. To give an example, maybe Kayla is the one checking on him at the door, but April and/or Aaron are watching him do his show in the corner.

I made sure that all the clips I posted were from 3 streams where he slipped up and exposed that he was definitely looking towards the corner and not the door: Friday April 12, Friday April 5, and Friday March 22 (I just noticed a pattern with those dates...)

To add onto this theory: I haven't seen it reposted yet, but I recall that Nick allowed the STMS couple do a stream from his room separate from the underwear incident where he reached over and adjusted a microphone for them. I'm sure you won't need a million guesses to figure out from which direction his hand reached into view. I can only find this version of the clip:

Yeah that's interesting, nice catch.

Also unrelated, but just throwing this out there in case I can become an accidental Nostradamus: Whoever was operating a slew of socks a few months ago is back. I cannot prove it, just a hunch.

I think the new accounts are people who noticed that STMS, which doesn't have a thread, is being discussed and are joining to talk about it. I'll change my mind if they start ranting about @elb or @Kalea.