Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

Autischic said:
Cog is swinging back at the pedophile accusations with "Mum doesn't quite like your tone, mister!"
Anyway, its validity is brought into question already as Jonny is the most dishonest faggot cuck in all of the Sektur.

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Spectre is the authority on making shit up, so he of all people should know.
 
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I sincerely doubt they’re calling to harass their mother. Cog also claimed paul had a colostomy bag before saying Michael then switching to both

Luke is the youngest and only member of Cog’s family who speaks to him. They’re bonded over being unwanted low IQ vasectomy babies.
 
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PauperVita said:
I sincerely doubt they’re calling to harass their mother. Cog also claimed paul had a colostomy bag before saying Michael then switching to both

Luke is the youngest and only member of Cog’s family who speaks to him. They’re bonded over being unwanted low IQ vasectomy babies.
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I remember him claiming that when I called him adopted it was a lie. Turns out. Probably correct. His father probably adopted him after his mother whored around and got knocked up not only once, but twice by another man after having his vasectomy.
 
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Cog is so much of a failure that, for the first time in years, I actually watched Ralph for over an hour and not for the purposes of laughing at him. That interview with his brother was quite telling.

Geekthulhu said:
I remember him claiming that when I called him adopted it was a lie. Turns out. Probably correct. His father probably adopted him after his mother whored around and got knocked up not only once, but twice by another man after having his vasectomy.
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This is likely the case. His age, location, and wealth class means likely his mother got knocked up early on; slept around like a chimp in heat; and then found some guy desperate enough to withstand the autism of Jobless Johnny. It's an actual stereotype in the UK due to how easy it was to just pop out kids and live on welfare in the old Labour era of the Government.
 
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Youtube link for sektur newbies
This thumbnail is immaculate btw
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Metokur Manbot donated for Cog to play this on stream. It's a show about horrific council flats being left in an absolute state and them having to clean them.
Cog of course was laughing along and being grossed out, even though the condition he left his council flat was perhaps 10% of this (where even 1/10th of the apartment from the video below is pretty fucking bad and not a positive).


It would be pretty funny if he gets a dono some time and it's his own previous place that's featured on TV:

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Cog is crying about his supporters getting bullied again (as they should).
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I assume it's because of this Xeet made by the Cog parody account who gets more engagement than Jonny could ever imagine and who pointed out that VHS Archive flip flops like Cog himself. I don't know much about VHS other than she is Bri*ish, watches Cog and overuses "piggertits" in all her "funny" Ralph Xeets.
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Autischic said:
I assume it's because of this Xeet made by the Cog parody account who gets more engagement than Jonny could ever imagine and who pointed out that VHS Archive flip flops like Cog himself. I don't know much about VHS other than she is Bri*ish, watches Cog and overuses "piggertits" in all her "funny" Ralph Xeets.
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Not sure if anyone remembers, but that VHS Archive AKA Luna Blarp was the one working with "AIM AIM AIM" Alex to dox and report him to the police in the UK for hate speech. Their goal was to get him arrested and put in jail over hate speech. I brought up a question as to why she is carrying water for Cog now since she did that? I would imagine that if you are doing that to someone that you kind of HAAAAAAATE the shit out of that person and wouldn't ever want to be friendly with them again. She of course blocked me. I would suspect that the reason she is being friendly with Cog is because when she did that. Every community and Discord at the time black balled her and she had no community to be around.

I know this info because Alex was trying to get Andy and I in on it to expose Cog after they got his personal information. We told them, "Nah, that is kind of gay trying to get someone arrested over speech tbh". After that Alex got a lil backstabby with me and then eventually Andy. Then like VHS archive, started trying to pal around with Cog trashing Andy and I lol.
 
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I know lurking moar is encouraged, but can I get the cliff notes?
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PPP and Warski dislikers for whatever reason always make vague allusions to Andy or PPP being terrible awful people, but beyond past drug fueled retardation with Warski and PPP's misguided crusade against Josh for a while, there really isn't anything to it. Neither of them have ever physically abused a spouse, neither of them live in abject squalor while proclaiming kingly right to possessions (Gunt with Ali Jamal's family McMansion) and they don't scam donations.

At most Warski can be annoying at times and PPP a bit egotistical, but that isn't even on the same plane as The Hollerin' Hog or his roachlike Bri'ish nemesis. The Kino Casino thread is a really good example of a lot of people seemingly irrationally bitter at the duo for what amounts to peanuts in the Sekturverse
 
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