Lolcow Jason Genova - Failed bodybuilder, Star Wars enthusiast and massive sperg

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Polska krowa said:
Jane will just keep him as a drugged-up zombie now, unfortunately. The only way she gets her cut of Grandma's money is by keeping Uncle David Rosov (confirmed crackhead, nikka!) from sperging out, and the only way of doing that is by keeping Jason mostly offline and sedated. Then once Grandma's money comes in, she stands to gain nothing from Jason's internet celery millions, so she may as well just keep him drugged up.
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Janoy is way too into coin collecting now to even bother working out. I don't know where Bard is and Lenny is lost. The misfits are dead and now its just a bunch of side characters fighting each other
 
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Antipsychotics are filthy drugs. Nobody should ever take them unless they would be a danger to themselves or others without them. As far as I can tell, this guy seems just low IQ ADHD. He doesn't seem to have a history of violent psychotic episodes. Weight gain, lethargy, brain fog, irreversible movement disorders; all unavoidable side effects that clearly account for his decline. I do not understand why he was taking them.
And if it actually is haloperidol, then I really don't get it. That's a first generation antipsychotic, the kind with worse side effects.
 
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Albino Blacksheep Refugee said:
Antipsychotics are filthy drugs. Nobody should ever take them unless they would be a danger to themselves or others without them. As far as I can tell, this guy seems just low IQ ADHD. He doesn't seem to have a history of violent psychotic episodes. Weight gain, lethargy, brain fog, irreversible movement disorders; all unavoidable side effects that clearly account for his decline. I do not understand why he was taking them.
And if it actually is haloperidol, then I really don't get it. That's a first generation antipsychotic, the kind with worse side effects.
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Cause Jane is a monster who wants him easier to deal with, regardless of the consequences.

The Misfits were the best thing for the little guy.
 
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Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
I feel it's time to put this cow out to pasture. His best, most entertaining moments, were always his interactions with the other misfits as well as his reaction to their reactions to his retardedness. As a standalone cow, the piss flow was always dribblage at best. It's best to leave the pisslord to his coins now.
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As much as I'm inclined to agree with you, the ments have been resurrected too many times to count. So long as Jason is alive, there's a possibility that the Spaniard will return
 
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Puddinghead said:
Chef crackhead still alive. Janoy is actually becoming a splitting imagine of him littaly.

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Its been a slow burn, the piss is all but dry. Only things worth mentioning in the last 6 months are Robzilla died of his death unfortunately, and Bessie (Diana Maybrook) has been getting fucked on OnlyFans. Very mature.
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He looks terrible.

Were his eyes always so deeply sunk into his face? Guy seriously looks like a serial killer. There's no life in there.. how did Quint put it from Jaws:

 
Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
I feel it's time to put this cow out to pasture. His best, most entertaining moments, were always his interactions with the other misfits as well as his reaction to their reactions to his retardedness. As a standalone cow, the piss flow was always dribblage at best. It's best to leave the pisslord to his coins now.
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I don't think it's necessarily that his best moments were from the misfits as much as he was funny when he was actively doing something. You're right regardless about the good times being over and it's not like it was a bad run either. Just wish it didn't end up with him getting drugged up and losing whatever spark he had left.
 
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The Spaniard's sickening body comp - 231lbs, 36.2 BMI, and 35.5% BF

Judging by the 'Composition History' section at the bottom, Jason is having roughly fortnightly body comp checkups. He posted a pic with some Blackstone supps and a message thanking Brother PeeJay the other day. Enough time for a Rooby appearance?
 
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Polska krowa said:
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The Spaniard's sickening body comp - 231lbs, 36.2 BMI, and 35.5% BF

Judging by the 'Composition History' section at the bottom, Jason is having roughly fortnightly body comp checkups. He posted a pic with some Blackstone supps and a message thanking Brother PeeJay the other day. Enough time for a Rooby appearance?
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If the piss is resurrected I'll be so happy
 
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HONKY DESTROYER said:
If the piss is resurrected I'll be so happy
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We must will the resurrection of the dark lord, by throwing bottles of our piss on the grassy part of highway overpasses we will use the kinetic force of the lawnmowers hitting them to unleash violent levels of energy in order to will him into issuing an Order 66 on all of Israel.
 
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Polska krowa said:
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The Spaniard's sickening body comp - 231lbs, 36.2 BMI, and 35.5% BF

Judging by the 'Composition History' section at the bottom, Jason is having roughly fortnightly body comp checkups. He posted a pic with some Blackstone supps and a message thanking Brother PeeJay the other day. Enough time for a Rooby appearance?
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butterball i am become
 
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I wonder who's paying for these visits to get his body composition checked. It isn't Jane, that's for sure. Him somehow losing 2lbs and gaining 5% body fat over a 2 1/2 month period is by far and a way the mentiest part of this document. Methinks Lord Puddinghead has been blimpening at the buffet again
 
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Polska krowa said:
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The Spaniard's sickening body comp - 231lbs, 36.2 BMI, and 35.5% BF

Judging by the 'Composition History' section at the bottom, Jason is having roughly fortnightly body comp checkups. He posted a pic with some Blackstone supps and a message thanking Brother PeeJay the other day. Enough time for a Rooby appearance?
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M'Lord is ready for competition
 
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Ken Barlow said:
It sick. It piss.

Sorry I have nothing informative to add other than I miss Janoy and the misfits.
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Watching guntening goat videos every now and then really makes me sad theres literally no other cow on this site that even comes close to Janoy watching him in real time was something else that will never be replicated again ments were like a drug and now Feel like Emma in rehab thinking back on all her greatest hits feel cold fan :(
 
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