Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

My personal opinion is that troons are only troons because they can do anything they want to anyone they want, and still have SJWs helping them to hide the bodies, or that if they go to children's playground and flash their genitals at the under fives, the media will babble some nonsensical and contradictory shit about how indecent exposure is a positive and life affirming act when a troon does it. Essentially, claiming you have no dick is a license to be a dick.

Anyway, did you get to meet Smorky's brothers? And was there anything in particular that freaked you out when you met his parents, or was it just a general feeling of creep?

"Claiming you have no dick is a license to be a dick" - I want to stitch that into a sampler and put it over my mantle. It's true. I feel bad for all the hate tweets Tax Man got when he fired Shmorky because he obviously fired him over Twanzphobia and not the fact that Shmork would throw a little hissy fit whenever Lowtax asked him to do anything, showed up hours late every day and acted like a prima donna. Shmork would sleep till 1 or 2 o clock every day and just kind of show up at work whenever he felt like it.

I got to meet his brother Chris who seemed to be the only normal guy in the family. Chris was a really chill guy. I used to message his other brother Lance online, who was a morbidly obese former Juggalo who seemed to be stuck in a world where Limp Bizkit was still relevant. He was a nice enough guy though. His parents were nice enough people, though they seemed very off. Shmorky's stepdad (his real dad bailed on the family when he was a baby) was really old and would just kind of babble incoherently. Like you could barely understand him when he talked. I'll have to see if I can find some of his old FB posts, they're really surreal. His mom was a 30 year veteran of working at the Waffle House and was one of those new agey hippy dippy-ish types. She had Shmork when she was 18 or so an an 'oops' baby. Shmork told me a fucked up story once about how he witnessed one of his mom's suicide attempts when he was 8 or 9. She threw herself out of the car while his stepdad was driving at mid-speed (I never get why people try and commit suicide this way).

I always wanted to take Shmork to meet my parents but he was scared of them because they were upper middle class HARDCORE #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #BlueLivesMatter conservatives who laughed about his pronouns. They didn't understand Shmork at all. My mom would always ask "How can someone be a They? Is he two people? Can't I just call him HeShe?" My parents are not versed on the nuances of the Nonbinary community and I hope they never become that way. My dad is too busy screaming about how 'N**gers are ripping him off on Ebay' on a daily basis.

One of several products I found. Don't read the comments over breakfast.

Those were them! He couldn't go anywhere without them. On the plus side, they do taste like Flinstones vitamins.
 
Shmorky is like some kind of lolcow cryptid. There are almost no photos of him, only a few people have witnessed the yarn-wig firsthand, and there's multiple accounts on how fucked in the head he is. It took longer than expected to land himself a thread here too, even with all the drama surrounding his life. From what @Mandarys_Milan has posted, I feel like just about anyone would have a psychotic episode if they had to spend more than five minutes listening to Shmorky talk. I have no idea how you put up with it for so long.
The only things Shmorky and I worked on together were some cartoons for the Flash Tub, which I provided voices for. His minicomics, which I would spend many nights physically putting together once he was done with the drawings, and his Patreon video, which I almost want to tell him to take down (but that would require exchanging words with him which I never want to do again.) which features my body with a cartoon face animated over it, which he used because he wanted people to believe he had the body of a small girl.

Is this the video you're talking about? It was posted in the thread just before you got here.

Shmorky was always reluctant to divulge a lot of his past to me and there seemed to be a lot of dark mysteries surrounding it. There is something else to the whole 'violent history' thing here which I'll get into in another post. It was presented to me by an online acquaintance and he could have been full of shit, but it was very, very uncanny.

Still dreadfully curious about this. Don't hold out on us!
 
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Ha! That has to be her in that video, I never paid attention before but you can clearly see what looks like a hair tie/ponytail, and I'm pretty sure he couldn't pull that off with a yarn wig.

Also the lack of large shoulders and the fact that a 6ft+ guy would probably rise higher off the chair when standing up...

Also, totally agree with him being a Lolcow Cryptid. Perhaps he's the fabled LolSquatch?
 
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I actually did a quick search and found one. It was the only result I found that looks anything like Shmorky's, but it's a still a mystery. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
There are always costume shops.

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This is old as balls and only slightly related but: about two years ago Tumblr user monetizeyourcat got run off the site for being an all around terrible person, and a bunch of people who knew him (on and offline) commented on the issue. One of them brought up that MYC (who was "MTF") would flip out in a Skype group of trans women whenever someone mentioned voice training, because his voice was totally unpassable.

I'm mentioning this because Shmorky apparently used to be part of this Skype group and the post has this gem:

I remembered this post while reading this thread because it blew my mind that anyone would want Shmorky's voice and it still does. Apparently, it's considered impressive? Or enviable? And Shmorks was in terrible abusive trans drama even back then, which is cool. :like:

I think I remember him having a couple group skypes with his Troon buddies, nothing about it was too entertaining though. They ALL loved his voice though (I too was guilty of that, until of course it was something I had to live with 24/7). I remember when we went to the Small Press Expo convention how many trannies came to our table and him to say their names, just to hear them in his voice, begging for autographs and hugs. He was so rude to them, too. I kept telling him to at least smile when people came up to talk to him and he just yelled "NEVER TELL A GIRL TO SMILE, IT'S SO UNFEMINIST!"

What kind of abusive trans drama was he in back then? I remember him telling me that one of his ex-girlfriends slapped him once and how much he regretted not reporting it to the police and having her arrested...I should have taken that as a red flag right then and there.

I know this was talked about a couple of pages back, something about Shmorky must have some kind of tragic past or something.

I think perhaps he faced some sort of abuse during toilet training. This is always a stressful time for both the kids and parents, but I'm guessing they abused him via harsh punishments for not going toilet. Another possibility is that he was a bedwetter, which 1 in 9 kids are, so it's not that out possibility.

It just seems all his fetishes relate to toilets, the big mean sister refusing to let him go so he messes himself, the diapers. In a sense he's stuck in this perpetual child-like state when it comes to potty time, and it might be in a way reliving trauma he might have experienced.

But I could also just be talking out my ass.

I think you might really be on to something here. He told me his stepdad would savagely beat him and his brothers, so it makes sense that if Shmork was having a tough time with potty training or bedwetting that his stepdad would easily lose patience with that and go apeshit on him. There were just soooo many drawings he made of klurfs going to the bathroom in their pants and looking demurely ashamed. The fact he got off on not letting girls go to the bathroom til they wet themselves. Diaper fetish obviously. Maybe even the voice had something to do with it? Like he was physically regressing to that age because of serious trauma. It makes a lot of sense.

His personal explanation of his voice was because he was born with a chest deformity that fucked with his voice box, and that throughout his whole life the reason he used to talk in a deep voice was because he trained it to be that way and the cartoon voice was his TRUE voice. But of course, anything Shmorky says has to be taken with a grain of salt because he's been known to lie...a lot.

Shmorky is like some kind of lolcow cryptid. There are almost no photos of him, only a few people have witnessed the yarn-wig firsthand, and there's multiple accounts on how fucked in the head he is. It took longer than expected to land himself a thread here too, even with all the drama surrounding his life. From what @Mandarys_Milan has posted, I feel like just about anyone would have a psychotic episode if they had to spend more than five minutes listening to Shmorky talk. I have no idea how you put up with it for so long.


Is this the video you're talking about? It was posted in the thread just before you got here.



Still dreadfully curious about this. Don't hold out on us!

Yup, that's the video, that's me in the pink hat with the ponytail. Now...I'm going to get into pure theoretical territory for a moment. Being a lady on the internet, naturally, when Shmorky kept trying to have me arrested and kicked out of my apartment many White Knights of the Youtube truther community (one of which I'm sorta/kinda/maybe dating now, sorry Null) and Reddit came to my aid and started researching everything they could about Shmorky. There was this one dude Scott who claimed to be an expert at researching people, and somewhere in connection to Shmork he found this man -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lindsay_Robert_Rose - Again I repeat that this could be a coincidence. Shmork had once mentioned to me that something really traumatic had happened to him in 1998 regarding his family. I assumed it was just his stepdad or brothers beating the shit out of him or another one of his mother's suicide attempts. Look at the year this man was sentenced. Remember how I said Shmorky's dad left when he was a baby? Shmork also said that his dad had still contacted him a few times after he left but wouldn't tell me anything about him other than he was an asshole. Now look at the attached pictures. One of Lindsay and one of Shmork. Weird huh? I'm going to try and find Scott again to see if I can get more details on it. I think I still have his phone number.

Another theory I have which I have far more evidence of is that Shmorky (and a few other goons) had a hand in creating the Meat Sleep ARG. Shmorky had no respect for the privacy of others. He would look through stuff on my computer all the time, look through my private journals (including tearing pages out and showing them to the cops when he was trying to get me arrested for being "violent") He would even peer through the crack in my door when I just resting in my room. It was weird, to say the least. It wasn't until he posted that recording of me to twitter that I found out he was candidly recording me. I don't think that was the first time he did it. I actually found footage in a Meat Sleep video that looks uncannily like me rollerblading down a trail I used to frequent in Missouri. There's a lot more 'coincidences' like that. I don't know who knows or cares about the Meat Sleep ARG here so I don't want to bore anyone. Let me know if you'd like me to divulge more into that.
 

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UHH. Yeah, I definitely was not expecting that.

No offense, but I really hope you've been keeping up with your meds lately. And I'm only saying that because that's some crazy shit you're insinuating. Fascinating beyond belief, but also fucking insane. Though it's Shmorky we're talking about, so the theory that his dad was a contract killer isn't as far-fetched as it could be, honestly. If you could get more info to back this up, that'd be pretty wild.
 
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Do you remember what the connection was at all? Or was it just that they look the same and some details line up?

He was researching Shmorky and this Lindsay Rose dude just sort of came up. I need to get in contact with him to see what else he can find.

UHH. Yeah, I definitely was not expecting that. No offense, but I really hope you've been keeping up with your meds lately. And I'm only saying that because that's some crazy shit you're insinuating. Fascinating beyond belief, but also fucking insane. Though it's Shmorky we're talking about, so the theory that his dad was a contract killer isn't as far-fetched as it could be, honestly. If you could get more info to back this up, that'd be pretty wild.

Like I said, it's most likely a coincidence, but still a very uncanny one and just a crazy, weird 'what if?' I don't have hard evidence of this, but when that Scott dude showed me that picture I got chills down my spine. I'm going to see if I can try and find Scott again to see if there's anything else he can dig up. I do have a lot more confidence that Shmork had a hand in the Meat Sleep ARG.
 
Hm, this is pretty fascinating stuff. Morbid and horrribly depressing, but still mostly fascinating.

So @Mandarys_Milan you said at one point when David was under hypnosis he made an unsettling remark about seeing a woman being killed with an axe right? You don't reckon little Shmorky somehow saw his dad pull off a hit do you?
 
this suddenly became even more interesting. the hypnosis stuff is pretty intriguing but i really doubt his dad is a murderer. i do agree that something must've fucked him up as a kid, though.

i watched meatsleep a few months back. did shmork ever mention the channel?
 
I would make the argument that Shmork has possibly recorded his girlfriend in secret, and perhaps actually went out with Mandy partially due to her mental illness. I know the dating pool for a squeaky voiced diaper shitter is low, but dating mentally ill girls gave more leeway for Shmork to do abusive things and then claim "They're CRAZY!" if anything of the contrary came up.

I don't know if everything Mandy says here is truthful and/or the truth is affected by delusional thinking, but I do know mentally ill people are more likely to be the ones abused versus doing the abusing.

The whole Shmorky's dad is a murderer thing might be a little far fetched, the only thing I see connecting those two pictures is balding white dudes with pedo glasses.
 
mentally ill people are more likely to be the ones abused versus doing the abusing.

I think you make good points elsewhere in this post-- I also think there's a thing where crazy people date crazier people to feel "more sane" or less judged-- but the reality is crazy people can be very crazily abusive. Not talking about Mandarys specifically-- I basically buy everything she's saying wholesale, for whatever reason-- but just in general.

Personally I don't have a fixed or "real" opinion on whether Shmorky is the bastard son of a mysterious murderer or a gangly goon possessed by the the ghost of Smurfette but I do like to hew to whatever theory is least boring and run with it, and you have to admit the Backwoods Family Murder-Secret is a pretty entertaining vein of speculation.
 
I would make the argument that Shmork has possibly recorded his girlfriend in secret, and perhaps actually went out with Mandy partially due to her mental illness. I know the dating pool for a squeaky voiced diaper shitter is low, but dating mentally ill girls gave more leeway for Shmork to do abusive things and then claim "They're CRAZY!" if anything of the contrary came up.

I don't know if everything Mandy says here is truthful and/or the truth is affected by delusional thinking, but I do know mentally ill people are more likely to be the ones abused versus doing the abusing.

The whole Shmorky's dad is a murderer thing might be a little far fetched, the only thing I see connecting those two pictures is balding white dudes with pedo glasses.

I agree with this. Not only Shmorky, but men in the past have kind of seen me as easy prey because of my illness. It's happened before and it will most likely happen again. I've been with men who've said some of the most fucked up shit to me I've ever heard in my life, even assaulted me in a fit of rage before. Nothing, NOTHING was as bad as Shmorky though. Shmorky wasn't a "I'm gonna hold you upside down by your pants and throw you on the ground because I'm mad at you" kind of guy. Shmorky was a "You just said the wrong thing and I am going to find a way to ruin your life for it" kind of guy. Shmorky PLANS things. Shmorky gaslights. Shmorky manipulates people until he gets what he wants. He's a PHD level professional victim. He got me many times with his bullshit over needing money. First he would cry, then he would guilt me until I gave in. I know he recorded me candidly that one time because of what he put on twitter, and if he did it once he might have done it more than once. He had NO respect for my privacy so it would make sense.

Shmork is the kind of guy who would do a thing like that JUST IN CASE he needed blackmail or something to show to the police later on, like a type of predatory insurance. That's the way he thinks. I'm not his first victim either. He seeks out disenfranchised women, whether they be disabled, poor single moms, or dysfunctional in some way so he can have power over them. He bragged to me once that a girlfriend of his accidentally broke his washing machine (or it broke while she was using it) and he screamed at her until he actually pulled a muscle in his chest. He seemed really pleased that he did that. He told me that every relationship of his would end very, very badly. He also bragged about how he would throw these women out of his house onto the street. When we were breaking up he even said to me "I could have thrown you out onto the street anytime I wanted, but I didn't and you should thank me." Even though I was the one supporting him after he lost his job at SA and refused to get another one.

this suddenly became even more interesting. the hypnosis stuff is pretty intriguing but i really doubt his dad is a murderer. i do agree that something must've fucked him up as a kid, though.

i watched meatsleep a few months back. did shmork ever mention the channel?

Now as for meat sleep, meat sleep was made by at least 5 people, Shmork I have a strong feeling was one of them, with Dave_O possibly being another which I'll get into in my next post. I think a couple of them were goons (goons have pretty much invented the concept of the ARG with Marble Hornets) and at least one of them was one of Shmork's tranny friends. You'd have to really know Shmork personally to understand but Meat Sleep fits in with Shmork's type of darker creativity a lot. Even though his public work is all cutesy klurfs and shit, privately, he's drawn some pretty dark shit. Also the type of sound style/music style is very, very consistent with Shmorky's. For those who don't know, in addition to animation, Shmork was into making experimental music. For some reason, he liked to keep it a big secret and told me not to tell anyone. The origin of the name Shmorky actually came from a song he made where he just said the word Shmorky! Shmorky! Shmorky! Shmorky! repeatedly.
 
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