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And how are you going to pay these doctors? Are you going to keep collecting tard bucks while you're on your third world country walk about?
Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée
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Did they actually work? Would he get super excited and ask if you could smell anything?
And did his actual hair smell since he apparently didn't wash it?
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How did the wig hold up under a torrent of abuse?
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Also, did he have a merkin to match?
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Can we stop asking her how she's going to get to Cambodia and live there? DM her if you want to know so bad. It's fucking stupid and unrelated to Shmorky. We get someone to give us intricate details and insight into our lolcow's life and I don't want her chased off. She's more well spoken and competent than half the autists on this site.
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Did he ever talk about any other kids?
He's coming across as very Michael Jackson like.
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No offense but @Mandarys_Milan I really don't think anyone here cares about your mental illnesses. Flavor text about how often you've been put in hospital or how you were just coming back from a mental break or what drugs you like to do doesn't reflect well on you. We get it, you have mental problems and you flip out sometimes. Unless it's directly related to how you interacted with Shmorky on a particular occasion it's not needed.
Also I really don't think Cambodia is the magic spiritual wonderland you seem to believe it is, but that's your business I suppose.
Also I really don't think Cambodia is the magic spiritual wonderland you seem to believe it is, but that's your business I suppose.
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I apologise if the joke has already been made
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Cicierega is a borderline cow himself. I wish I could find the 4chan post from the guy who attended the autistic hero-worship party Neil threw for himself at his parents house. There were videos and pictures and everything.
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lol Shmorky is still pretending he was assaulted by @Mandarys_Milan
What does "assaulted ever so lightly" even mean? You were either assaulted or you weren't.
What does "assaulted ever so lightly" even mean? You were either assaulted or you weren't.
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Details please.
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These past few pages have been very enlightening.
Also I agree with @Dynastia , @Null and @Mandarys_Milan should hook up.
Also I agree with @Dynastia , @Null and @Mandarys_Milan should hook up.
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I care, I think she's a good person and @Null's future wife and I care about her feelings and emotional well-being.
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Luckily I have a very poor sense of smell and Shmork was much taller than me so it was rarely in my direct range of smell. He did have several wigs so I assume he did switch between them and wash them on occasion. The good thing about Shmorky was while he didn't shower every day, he at least doused himself in tons of perfume so to me he smelled okay.
Shmork's troon friends were all narcissistic and all around insufferable. They all went by aliases on FB and from what I remember there was one named Liz, one named Diana, one named Fox who claimed to have invented Vaporwave. There was some girl who claimed she was Shmorky's long lost sister. Shmorky's dad bailed on the family when he was a baby, went off and had some other kids so maybe it was true. His otherwise queer buddies were an artist named Spike who made porn comics, some ladyboy from Australia, some really ugly twink with a jew-fro who used to yell at me on FB all the time for wrongthink. He was friends with KC Greene who I got to meet at a convention. He was a pretty cool guy. He was friends with Rebecca Sugar and her husband who we always planned to meet up with but never got to. Shmorky said he and Rebecca's husband went to high school in Goochland, Virginia together.
Shmorky had very specific excrement fetishes. He had a very big piss fetish. Poop was a different story. He had a few of his ex-girlfriend's poop in diapers for him while he wiped their butts, but he would have them take the special pills that neutralize poop odor because he hated the smells (I never pooped or peed for him, that's not my jam). Shmorky had this sexual fetish where he liked to play "Mommy" and clean up after girls pissing and pooping in diapers. He told me he would actually prevent them from going to the bathroom until they were forced to go in the diapers. It was like 50 Shades of Grey but with piss, shit, and "mommy" roleplay. Shmork would never poop himself. He could never be seen pooping.
I asked him to choke me. He was good at it, he was a big, strong guy.
Now this is where shit gets really weird in regards to him having a violent past. As far as violent things he's admitted to me, he told me he kicked a guy's ass once for ashing a cigarette in his yarn wig, but that was the only real fight he got into. One time, however, I put him under hypnosis. I do erotic hypnosis because that's where the easy money is, but I do know real hypnosis and have gotten people to quit smoking, lose weight, manage pain, etc. With Shmorky's consent, I put him under hypnosis to try and relieve him of his "rape flashbacks" and while we were going into that, unbidden, with even his voice slightly deepening he said "I watched the axe going into her head, it was nice." I remember it clear as day. He could have been fucking with me, of course, but he was 100% under and was taking the session seriously. I've hypnotized a lot of people and have never had anyone say anything like that. Then I thought back to his mom saying "Does she know ABOUT you?" ...It was weird. Shmorky was always reluctant to divulge a lot of his past to me and there seemed to be a lot of dark mysteries surrounding it. There is something else to the whole 'violent history' thing here which I'll get into in another post. It was presented to me by an online acquaintance and he could have been full of shit, but it was very, very uncanny.
I used Shmorky's paypal address as a way to collect hypnosis money but that was the only involvement he had in it. Nobody in the hypnosis community wants to see a squeaky big hairy man in a yarn wig. The only things Shmorky and I worked on together were some cartoons for the Flash Tub, which I provided voices for. His minicomics, which I would spend many nights physically putting together once he was done with the drawings, and his Patreon video, which I almost want to tell him to take down (but that would require exchanging words with him which I never want to do again.) which features my body with a cartoon face animated over it, which he used because he wanted people to believe he had the body of a small girl.
All the job offers he got were through connections from his friends who worked at CN and Nick, which he could have gotten if she showed more initiative and was better and shmoozing people. The offer from Nick was to work on some cartoon about a kid who gets sucked into videogames, kind of like a modern day Captain N, but he didn't get it and the cartoon concept was later shelved. He was given a job through KC Greene to do some bumpers for Adult Swim, which I was very grateful he took so I wouldn't have to support him anymore. He never actively sought out jobs with bigger or even smaller industries and just waited for things to come to him. If I hadn't been there as a safety net to him, maybe he would have, but odds are when he defaulted on his rent he would have just moved back to his parents trailer, because his folks were always willing to have him.
I may have heard him mention a guy named Chance a few times but I could be mistaken. He was friends with Rebecca Sugar and her husband, as I stated above, and KC Greene who I got to meet, and seemed to be a nice guy. I'm familiar with Egoraptor's cartoons (I think everyone is) but I don't know any of those other names.
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Is his name Daniel Lopatin or Oneohtrix?
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@Mandarys_Milan the Kyanka's have heard your apology but apparently want to be big ol' pussies and not get involved in a tearful reconciliation with hugs and crying but anyway it's done.
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I have a barely existent sense of smell so I really couldn't tell. Thankfully, he never did that, because then I would have to witness the fact that he pooped AND NO ONE COULD EVER KNOW THAT. He wore so much perfume that I couldn't smell his hair, and probably doused the wig in perfume as well.
He had several of them and I believed he replaced them a few times when they got too much mileage on them. I would really love to know where he got them from and what the real purpose of them was because they couldn't have been made as an actual hair substitute. Maybe as part of some sort of strange costume or kitchen sponge or something.
I agree. You can always DM if you want to know the details. Lets keep this thread on topic.
He was pretty Michael Jackson like, especially considering one of his fetishes was age play. He liked to roleplay as being an 8 or so year old 'little brother' to a teenage sister who wouldn't let him go to the bathroom, so he would pee his pants. Sometimes he wanted to be the "mommy" sometimes he wanted to be a little kid. On more than one occasion he would curl up on my bed and start sucking his thumb and repeat "I'm a bad boy, I'm a bad wittle boy." and that he wanted me to scold him and spank him. I think the reason we didn't have sex that often is because I really didn't go for that stuff. I was into grown up sex. He told me once that he dated a single mom with a little kid. I would have loved to know how that kid reacted to Shmorky. I'm surprised Lowtax's daughters didn't whisper behind his back "what's wrong with that person?" Or maybe they did. I wonder how Lowtax had to explain Shmorky to his kids, like - "Okay girls, the man you're about to meet sounds like a living cartoon character and is wearing more makeup than a North Vegas hooker but pleeease just don't say anything or you might trigger him. Just treat him like a normal person and I promise I'll take you out for ice cream afterwords.
I think it was very likely that Shmork was molested as a kid and may be confusing the memories of his old roommate with something truly traumatic that happened to him as a little kid that he repressed. Poor hygiene, body image issues, night terrors, sexual deviancy - it makes a lot of sense. You don't get that way from just giving a regretful blowjob to your roommate, there has to be some deeper cause to Shmork's mentality.
Goodness gracious Saint Ignatius, the LIEEEEES! Shmork is a borderline pathological liar. His personal reality is one that is molded to make him the perpetual victim. In the two years I lived with him he could DO NO WRONG. He never took responsibility when he made a mistake, never apologized when he hurt me. He was blameless in all things and everything was my fault. When he spilled a drink over it was my fault for 'putting it too close to him'. If he forgot to do something it was my fault for 'not reminding him'. When he got fired from SA it was Lowtax's fault for 'being a drunken jerk'. Everything that happened in Shmorky's life was always someone else's fault.
Let's deconstruct this - "That comic" he's referring to is the one he made about his roommate "raping him". Once again, it didn't happen that way. He rented a room from some guy he found on Craigslist and being perpetually unemployed couldn't make rent. So, his roommate and him had a deal that he could pay with blowjobs instead. Skeevy? sure. But I wouldn't call that rape. He was never forced to do anything against his will. Maybe in the 4th wave feminist Tumblr definition of rape it applies, but not by my standards. You should really check out that comic, it's a hoot.
The reason I was screaming was at him for making false claims to 911 after I TOLD HIM I WAS LEAVING IN 2 WEEKS. I never broke a thing of his. Him, on the other hand was a different story. He used to lose his temper and destroy things around the house. I watched him get mad and stomp the fan that was in my room to pieces and throw my things around. He's ripped my laptop out of my hands and thrown it across the room several times because he thought I was spreading rumors about him online. If I was truly being violent, I would have gotten arrested or shot or something. I was literally sitting on the couch trying to learn some basic Khmer. Reading this shit still makes me mad to this day because he's such a fucking liar and professional victim, even when he was the one trying to manipulate cops into arresting me out of pure vengeance when he had every chance to stay somewhere else while I took two weeks to get my shit in order and leave. I don't want his friends list. I don't ever wanna see those ugly troons again.
I was apologizing to Lowtax, not Ashli, fuck her. I've never met her and don't care to. She was 1000 miles away when this shit was happening, I was actually there and I certainly don't need a tearful reconciliation. I just felt terrible for the trouble my illness caused the Tax Man and felt something had to be said. Lowtax should man up instead of having his wifey talk for him.
I don't know what she thinks happened, but for the thousandth time - I never hit Shmorky, I never touched Shmorky, I never vandalized his stuff OR ELSE I WOULD HAVE BEEN ARRESTED. Shmorky wouldn't leave, nor would he let me leave even though he saw me with his own eyes packing my bags and booking plane tickets. I offered him my car so he would have a resource to get around when I was gone. I don't know how else I, the police, or Lowtax were supposed to facilitate this ADULT ASS MAN.
But that's the problem - Shmorky couldn't take care of himself. He needed Lowtax to give him a job out of charity, which he treated like something that was beneath him. He needed someone to clean up after him and drive him around and support him when Lowtax wouldn't put up with his shit anymore. He needed someone to get him to a better place so he might actually find stable work. He needed his friends to hand him jobs on silver plates because he never, EVER took any initiative other than setting up a Patreon account which I had to bitch at him for weeks just to do. He didn't even want to do that. He told me "we can always move in with my parents" and I'd be damned if I was living in that trailer with those weirdos, which he's doing right now. There will always be someone dumb enough to take care of Shmorky.
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