Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sharpeteer]

Also unrelated, but just throwing this out there in case I can become an accidental Nostradamus: Whoever was operating a slew of socks a few months ago is back. I cannot prove it, just a hunch.

I think the new accounts are people who noticed that STMS, which doesn't have a thread, is being discussed and are joining to talk about it. I'll change my mind if they start ranting about @elb or @Kalea.

I noticed the new accounts too but, as I stated earlier, and for the moment at least, I think they're Steel Toe detractors signing up for the Farms. It makes sense given what's been going on.

Still, always a good idea to be on guard.

My account did not exist at the time, but I remember that shit - the same person operating like 7-8 different accounts or something close to that, and they were even talking to each other. Most pathetic Gay Op ever.

If that were to happen again, I'm not even wasting any time. The moment I see any new account say anything that sounds like "well ya know, I don't like Nick either, but I think Elissa/Kalea/Cynthia blah blah blah" it's getting immediately reported, and somebody with more authority than I can be the judge. That was so stupid.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Kayla bursts into the bedroom with a Klingon batleth sword in hand and slaughters Nick and April while he has his balldo stuck in her. Kayla then takes all the pills.

Sounds like a traditional Klingon divorce to me.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

I have the  true corner demon right here:

The Balldook

And according to this Vox article, the Balldook is acutally gay?

How the Babadook became the LGBTQ icon we didn’t know we needed

Of course a gay monster would stalk a gay man. The evidence is irrefutable.

 

[Space Pope]

Regarding why Nick is representing April for a seemingly minor 1st infraction speeding ticket:

The non-practicing lawyer who is allergic to both heat and the truth, drunkenly brags to April one night that he can get anyone off from speeding charges because he's so smart and all the judges love him. April, being retarded and on meth, believes him.

I predict that April will end up with a deal that she pays the regular amount of fine and it will be removed from her record in 1 year barring any other same or similar moving violations. This is the same deal given to any first time offender who shows up to meet with the local court's Hearing Officer. Nick will tell her what a win this is they should celebrate by going to the Gay 90's and getting fags to peg him.

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

Maybe it's April, and "Corner Demon" is conveniently her hooker name.

 

[Maude Snew]

You are all wrong about the corner demon, it's just a portrait of Nick staying the same age. The Picture of Balldorian Gay if you will.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

"I don't know if I'll ever get to do standup comedy again... cause I'm in a wheelchair!... a wheeled chair!"

• is asked about Apple River stabbing; obviously knows nothing about the case, turns it into a shitty comedy routine; "stabbing quadriplegics is hilarious"
• "Everytime Stephen Hawking was typing into his keyboard, he was controlled by the Jewish cabal in charge of Israel"

Can someone confirm Kayla isn't bedridden and unable to move around without being in a wheel chair?

• My dad was hanging out here the other day, he said 'You should have me on a show!'" (2h7m40s)
• Dad wanted to tell the story how Nick was dressed up in dresses by his sister

I now believe the theories Nick will troon out.

Next thing you know, ceiling cats will be real.

We are real. Don't look up.

 

[Anticipointment]

That huge mug hes beeen using lately contains some nasty concoction of iced tea and heavy whipping cream.

He said it was made from almond milk. Or soy milk? Probably soy milk since he is now so emaciated & limp wristed that he can barely lift the mug.

Amusing bit around the one hour mark of the latest Steel Toe stream. Aaron explains how to spot a drug addict:"Sinus infections all the time... really bad congestion... you can hear it when they talk... they're convinced they look fine... dramatic weight loss... paranoia, anxiety... some people, at first glance you might think 'Oh, they're normal, they're fine'... but if you look into it a little heavier, you're like 'Ohhhh'"

So funny & weird how this describes both Nick & April. They’ve also been on parallel tracks when it comes to their physical decline. Nick, however, is mentally gone, while April has been able to just barely hold it together.
People have speculated that Nick has been getting drugs from the Imholtes but maybe its the other way around. Could be a reason why April would want to be cozing up to Nick.

Another thing, can’t recall the date, but there was that time that Nick gave a last minute, short notice explanation about why he couldn’t stream because he said that he couldn’t physically access his studio. Skeptics said lies or that he was traveling & not home, but could he have came home or messaged home & learned there was someone staying or sleeping in his studio?
There is also the thing about how he started doing locals streams from the “cuck corner” & then later mentioned that a couple with kids had been staying over which had been adding to the family chaos.

 

[Captain Manning]

That's why I'm not convinced there actually is a corner demon. If it isn't a tard wrangler, what are they there for? And If it is a wrangler, why don't they actually wrangle him? They'd have plenty of reasons every show. He's pacing his drinking nowadays, but the stimulant fueled incoherence makes him look much crazier than being drunk would.

There's also better ways to do it: just monitor the stream and send him text messages, or scream at him during his break.

I don't think anybody is suggesting this person is functioning as a tard wrangler. That wasn't even considered. Nick is probably beyond being wrangled by anybody, or would want a wrangler there.

What we're saying is there is somebody there. Personally, I think it's April, but I concede it could be somebody else, or even multiple people.

Listen, if he's hallucinating bottles clanking and cell phones going off, then so are we. That's implausible.

That said, I do kinda understand the pushback to this. In fact, I think it's kinda funny. If it were just him glancing in the corner, I'd go with hallucination too.

Did it start right after the Dear John stream? That was the last time he got sloppy drunk, if I remember correctly.

The earliest stream where it was really noticable is March 22nd. At least as far as the "corner demon" is concerned. Ceiling cats are another matter.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Is this the same sister who nowadays is involved with a "Lutheran" camp for "queer kids?"

I do not recall the (half?) sister being involved. I think it was the parents. It is ITT back when it was discussed with more details.

Ron Soye being a wife beater wasn't a joke, just a fact, but it was funny because it was true. And he wouldn't have even had that if one of our own more blindingly autistic members hadn't dug it up.

Yes, but of Lasagna had gone on to trial and things drug out, he would still be harping on that same tired joke. People laughed then partly because of hatred toward the evil KV, and also because it was funny and true. Just because it was funny once, does not guarantee it will be the 100th time (cf. Unbreaded and the Futa question)

It's ironic to me that he constantly copes and seethes about how "he made all these people's careers" and now they "betrayed" him.

Well the farms played a huge hand in making him successful, and now he considers the site to be traitors.

So is he more Rage Pig 'DIS-LOYAL!', or Crack Gambler Juice 'RATS!'?

Nicks new comments sound alot like Aaron's old takes on women from the steel toe show.

Nick is a people-pleaser and social chameleon. Despite his attempt at affecting 'devil-may-care' arsehole attitude Nick is lonely and tries to fit in to social situations by conforming his behaviour and opinions.

(See Drexel misogyny, Dick with Eric July, Dick on Vito, and Dick on... well... anything!)

TL;DR Nick is a loser who likes to pretend he is cool, but will sperg out if he can't insinuate himself into an ego-boosting position.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Listen, if he's hallucinating bottles clanking and cell phones going off, then so are we. That's implausible.

Counterpoints for the sake of argument and because a collective hallucination due to magi-chan's increasing influence is a heretical thought I'd rather not entertain:

1. Shifting bottles could be him knocking some over under his desk since he does have a ton within reach at any given moment.

2. Cell phone going off could be his.

That said, I lean toward it being April.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I'm experimenting with some new brushes in Procreate, and Nick felt like a suitable guinea pig.

 

[Captain Manning]

Yes, but of Lasagna had gone on to trial and things drug out, he would still be harping on that same tired joke. People laughed then partly because of hatred toward the evil KV, and also because it was funny and true. Just because it was funny once, does not guarantee it will be the 100th time (cf. Unbreaded and the Futa question)

The remote control shit is still kinda funny IMO. Though I'll grant it's probably more of a "you had to be there" sort of thing. Even today, I will look at this and smile.



I have a bit of a more nuanced take on the cuck jokes. They were funny for a while, but... in retrospect... one can't help but wonder whether there was some projection going on there.

Anyways, the reason he's not cracking any jokes about Ron anymore is because it's pretty clear he'd rather not relive Vic. That ended on a sour note for everybody on Vic's side.

That, and the fact that I'd don't there's much of anybody left in his current audience that would get the jokes anyways. All the Weebwarriors left, or were told to fuck off.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

My account did not exist at the time, but I remember that shit - the same person operating like 7-8 different accounts or something close to that, and they were even talking to each other. Most pathetic Gay Op ever.

If that were to happen again, I'm not even wasting any time. The moment I see any new account say anything that sounds like "well ya know, I don't like Nick either, but I think Elissa/Kalea/Cynthia blah blah blah" it's getting immediately reported, and somebody with more authority than I can be the judge. That was so stupid.

Sounds like something Kalea WOULD say...!

Can someone confirm Kayla isn't bedridden and unable to move around without being in a wheel chair?

Would it be any different if she were? Nick is SO busy driving his progeny around to various activities. Why? Kayla cannot seem to .anagr it alone. They had a nanny, and Nick was STILL in the rotation.

For reference, Nick has 3 autos we know about: the navigator, an older van Nick complains about driving, and his mid-life crisis car. If we rule out the sports car during the winter due to safety, there are 2 vehicles that could conceivable transport all/some of the children and 2 'adults' in the house to drive them. Apparently it was SO hectic that they needed a nanny (now April) to help.

How do they manage to not make do with 3 drivers and 3 children's activities? The obvious answer is that Kayla is not driving. She might just as well be bed-ridden.

(Unless Nick is totally lying about everything)

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Rekieta doesn’t deserve lolcow of the year

my argument is that rackets should win it this year as last year was the year of the pig to me with quasi getting paid.

However rackets definitely earned his keep this year. From the John Rant to the gay tub streams... I consneed

 

[elb]

"Had to deal with a thing... not gonna dwell on it... that's all we gonna say about Friday"

TSA anecdote; "the worst Chinese massage I ever had"; TSA doesn't like his microphones

"Why you so skinny?"; standard cope follows; it's hard to eat when you're stressed

"Physically I'm great... but mentally, no... because of all the shit I have to do in the average day"

"Can you imagine a world where 'Girls Gone Wild' existed... a magical place"; reminisces about being a teenager watching late night TV

some idiot asks Nick for relationship advice; "Brother, you can't trust women", explains how women think

• is asked about Apple River stabbing; obviously knows nothing about the case, turns it into a shitty comedy routine; "stabbing quadriplegics is hilarious"
• "Everytime Stephen Hawking was typing into his keyboard, he was controlled by the Jewish cabal in charge of Israel"

bathroom break (8m)

• "My dad was hanging out here the other day, he said 'You should have me on a show!'" (2h7m40s)
• Dad wanted to tell the story how Nick was dressed up in dresses by his sister

very timely OJ Simpson jokes; Did you know Ron Goldman was Jewish?

"I fucking love biscuits"; anecdote about eating biscuits in a hipster restaurant in Atlanta; "Drex and I used to go to Cracker Barrel all the time"

 

[AnOminous]

He said it was made from almond milk. Or soy milk? Probably soy milk since he is now so emaciated & limp wristed that he can barely lift the mug.

Nick opening the soy bottle.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I'm not moved by any outlandish theories.

I think this staring off and wandering resembles classic worsening crackhead behavior, which alone can cause some funny moments, sure.

If it's drug-induced delusions, how do those cross over onto the audio on the stream? A phone playing audio briefly before being silenced with no intervention from Nick and bottles being picked up in the background were clearly audible on his stream, to people watching who were not on drugs.

I agreed that there was definitely something weird going on, but I was a little skeptical that he was consistently hiding a person in his room up until the point where the guest fucking around was audible on the stream. There is no explanation that makes sense other than that there's someone in the corner.

From @Space Pope's post (because you can't quote quotes):

Okay, this actually makes sense now. That's why it didn't show up when you search her.

It would also seem to confirm she has no additional records. At least nothing that resulted in a conviction. So, Nick likely isn't taking the case because she's in danger of losing her license.

Funny enough, this also means nobody would probably know about this now if Rekieta weren't her attorney. That's the only reason this was found.

Yeah. It makes sense. I assumed there was something weird because Nick's speeding ticket was searchable, but I realize now that he ignored it and as part of it his response was entered as guilty by default.

The Steel Toe watchers already were talking about it because Aaron already mentioned it about it when she missed a show to take care of it. However, the fact that Rekieta is her attorney is interesting, especially when he's having "clients" call at 3 in the morning the morning after she left a show in tears.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Actually, there's a possibility you're gonna see less corner demon now.

One of the reasons this was kept largely quiet until now (save for some additional people beginning to notice in the thread a few days ago) is because there was a concern Nick would change his behavior in response to people noticing. Balldo's Gate took a few weeks to further analyze the cow in his (largely) unspoiled habitat.

Possible but again this is Nick. If you tell him not to do something he’s going to double down. Im optimistic corner demon is going to be a mainstay cohost now because whatever reasons corner demon appeared is mostly because Nick wanted corner demon there in the first place

 

[L Ton Tubbard]

The corner demon thing is fucking creepy.

My guess is that it's Kayla.

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I knew someone who in the lowest lows of his battle with alcohol addiction would hallucinate shadow people and call them "niggers". So he would complain often about "niggers" breaking into his house and fucking with him. The Nick stuff makes me wonder...