Admit it; the incels were right. - Looks are truly the most important thing when it comes to dating.

The dab has been hit, but on who?

  • Broccoli boy self-doxing to epicly own the Internet

    Votes: 1,238 57.9%
  • Old, sexless Kiwispergs

    Votes: 902 42.1%

  • Total voters
    2,140
  • Poll closed .
Thanks for your contribution! This thread will stay around as long as @Laplace Victim continues to be funny and provide us entertainment. I think he’s probably surprised by the reaction he’s got here where no one actually cares enough to try to dox him and many of us see him as our silly little brother who just discovered women can be fun. He’s autistic, so he has a home here on the forum.
Yeah I’d kiss his cock and make him my boyfriend. I’m sorry I was being MATI. Thank you for making me cum to my senses.
 
I exhibit strong dark triad characteristics, scoring particularly high in the machiavellian traits.
It's highly unlikely that I could be groomed by some desperate homosexuals.
Trust me man, you don't got shit on desperate homosexuals.

I'm not sure what it's called when your brain just stops and you're barely "there", but desperate gays are the only people who would see a man twice his size, with a completely brain-dead expression, standing eerily still except for the occasional facial twitch and think "Damn, I want some of that"

There's no triad which can stop a fag from plugging a manhole. You're gambling with some real dark voodoo if you think you're that powerful. Even if you figure out what they want, they'll just drag you to the ground and take you like the booty warrior.


This is the kind of sheer will and focus that you're up against. What exactly do you think you could do to prevent yourself from getting turned into a cock-filled Kermit the Frog? You do not have the strength of character to fight that kind of battle.
 
Trust me man, you don't got shit on desperate homosexuals.

I'm not sure what it's called when your brain just stops and you're barely "there", but desperate gays are the only people who would see a man twice his size, with a completely brain-dead expression, standing eerily still except for the occasional facial twitch and think "Damn, I want some of that"

There's no triad which can stop a fag from plugging a manhole. You're gambling with some real dark voodoo if you think you're that powerful. Even if you figure out what they want, they'll just drag you to the ground and take you like the booty warrior.


This is the kind of sheer will and focus that you're up against. What exactly do you think you could do to prevent yourself from getting turned into a cock-filled Kermit the Frog? You do not have the strength of character to fight that kind of battle.
He’s too young to know who Jeffrey Dahmer is or John Wayne Gacy. Fags will do anything to get the ass that they want. We can’t let our Kiwi Gen Z representative be raped and murdered by them.
 
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He’s too young to know who Jeffrey Dahmer is or John Wayne Gacy. Fags will do anything to get the ass that they want. We can’t let our Kiwi Gen Z representative be raped and murdered by them.
Well we could document it for future reference.

Laplace, have you ever seen a grown man, naked? In-person
 
Your intuition is wrong, I have 0 interest in doxxing you for reasons I’ve stated earlier. I think you’re funny and watching all your degenerate behavior is amusing. Having a bunch of kiwicels try to ruin your life would be lame. I like watching people destroy themselves, I’m not at all interested in having a bunch of losers try to interfere. Maybe you’ll actually get somewhere in life and be successful, that would be funny too.
Bro does have that same look in his eyes like that Gay Spanish degenerate that's headlined
 
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Trust me man, you don't got shit on desperate homosexuals.

I'm not sure what it's called when your brain just stops and you're barely "there", but desperate gays are the only people who would see a man twice his size, with a completely brain-dead expression, standing eerily still except for the occasional facial twitch and think "Damn, I want some of that"

There's no triad which can stop a fag from plugging a manhole. You're gambling with some real dark voodoo if you think you're that powerful. Even if you figure out what they want, they'll just drag you to the ground and take you like the booty warrior.


This is the kind of sheer will and focus that you're up against. What exactly do you think you could do to prevent yourself from getting turned into a cock-filled Kermit the Frog? You do not have the strength of character to fight that kind of battle.
Or more likely a random faggot will offer him $5,000 to "fool around" and he will have to wrestle with the realization that he could make thousands of dollars doing only "sorta gay" stuff that nobody would ever learn about, and the only thing standing in the way is how much self respect he has.
 
Or more likely a random faggot will offer him $5,000 to "fool around" and he will have to wrestle with the realization that he could make thousands of dollars doing only "sorta gay" stuff that nobody would ever learn about, and the only thing standing in the way is how much self respect he has.
Apparently OP has a family with lots of money so he wouldn’t do gay for pay because he doesn’t need the money.
 
Apparently OP has a family with lots of money so he wouldn’t do gay for pay because he doesn’t need the money.
Double edged sword. Let's hope they're not on some shit and ever cut him off, because if they did it might make the desperation worse.
 
Double edged sword. Let's hope they're not on some shit and ever cut him off, because if they did it might make the desperation worse.
If they did, I’d love to see him start making content. The kid is hilarious, even if unintentionally. I’d love it if some twink was competing against Andrew Tate for the manosphere: after that nasty racist tweet about white people today Tate made I’m on the side of people who want him gone.
 
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Congratulations @Laplace Victim for making it onto MATI!
Thank you!

Apparently OP has a family with lots of money so he wouldn’t do gay for pay because he doesn’t need the money.
I watched the vod and I'm pretty sure I never mentioned my family lol.

@Laplace Victim serious question: how did you even find this place? And made you decide to create an account and join this community?
I don't remember how I found it, but it was a couple years ago.
I mostly just use it to laugh at trannies and other weirdos.
I made an account because there were links that were blocked for visitors.
 
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Or more likely a random faggot will offer him $5,000 to "fool around" and he will have to wrestle with the realization that he could make thousands of dollars doing only "sorta gay" stuff that nobody would ever learn about, and the only thing standing in the way is how much self respect he has.
To be fair I'd do any degenerate horror for $5000, damn
 
Thank you!


I watched the vod and I'm pretty sure I never mentioned my family lol.


I don't remember how I found it, but it was a couple years ago.
I mostly just use it to laugh at trannies and other weirdos.
I made an account because there were links that were blocked for visitors.
I think you mentioned it in a looksmax post that was found. It’s also obvious that your family has money because of the skiiing pictures: you’re 18 so you don’t got the kind of money laying around to afford all that shit associated with skiing.
 
If they did, I’d love to see him start making content. The kid is hilarious, even if unintentionally. I’d love it if some twink was competing against Andrew Tate for the manosphere: after that nasty racist tweet about white people today Tate made I’m on the side of people who want him gone.
I think it'd be funnier if he was like a reverse DBDR. If you don't know him, look into him and the similarities are interesting just on opposite ends.
 
I think it'd be funnier if he was like a reverse DBDR. If you don't know him, look into him and the similarities are interesting just on opposite ends.
He reminds me of zoomer Elliot Rodger. I feel like if Elliot had been born 10 years later he would’ve actually smashed a good amount of pussy with how poor at social skills most zoomer guys are.
 
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