Warwick Davis - disgusting little midget

Should he be allowed to live?

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I'd love to play a game of Fridge The Midge with Warwick Davis. What's Fridge The Midge, one might ask? It's simple: you put a midget in a refrigerator. You and the boys put him in the crisper drawer, shut the door, gather 'round, drink some cold ones, and laugh yourself lightheaded over hearing the pathetic little midget's futile attempts to escape. He's not strong enough to push the door open, he doesn't have the leverage or space to even get the crisper drawer open, the cold is slowing him down, he's running out of air, he knows it's almost over for him and starts screaming for help. Maybe you liven things up a little by shaking the refrigerator to spook him, or say "oh my God is somebody in there" and open the door to give him a glimmer of hope before slamming it shut and mocking him, it's up to you. I wouldn't recommend letting the midget die, that's when things get complicated. Though, I suppose it'll be easy to hide the body, considering... you know.
 
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I'd love to kick Warwick Davis in the head. Just take a few steps, run up, then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little flying through the air. As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and choking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.​

 
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What I would give to kidnap Warwick Davis and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. Just terrible degradation and shameful acts. It would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. If I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. A really big dog like a mastiff. He would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. A big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? Might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place the key inside with him but put it in a high place. Not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. It would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. Just so many things i would do.
 
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I would shoot every person holding these ropes so that he can float away to never bother humanity again, except Karl, he's the only decent br*t*sh. If he managed to survive this encounter, he would be kidnapped. Forced to participate in midget wrestling at strip clubs across the country, dressed as an ewok. This will go on till the end of his days caused by another midget giving him a proper blow to the head.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Do you think his parents planned on naming him Warwick or did they see that he was born a halfling and gave him a traditional hobbit name?
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Idk, explain how Peter Dinklage wound up with the last name "Dinklage" unless they knew he was going to be a dinky little man.

There's something going on with midgets, they know something they aren't telling us.
 
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Ultrapenguin said:
Idk, explain how Peter Dinklage wound up with the last name "Dinklage" unless they knew he was going to be a dinky little man.

There's something going on with midgets, they know something they aren't telling us.
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Looks like that's his real last name. I guess God was having a bit of a laugh with that one.
 
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