Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

[RaunchyVibes]

Probably not the worst ingredient in the food I've eaten this week. At least it's a cleanser and killed a bunch of Europeans 110 years ago.

Pretty fucking based, actually. I love bleach!!
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We wuz chefs n shiet

 

[fatcock burgerking]

Hahaha, syrup sandwiches, that's dirt poor people food. That's a just grabbing whatever is in the house to make something edible meal.

He couldn't have been that poor, he had a REAL $20 on him when it all went down. Just standard grade jigaboo retardation paired with porch monkey laziness.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Is she finally getting it?

I wish I could see what was deleted


I'm seeing a big trend of niggresses calling out other niggresses

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

This is something I keep noticing, but do most non-White dishes not utilize sophisticated cooking techniques? Far too often, it's a bunch of ingredients dumped into a pot and left to simmer. I'm not completely dissing it, but it comes off as being lazy slop. Not something I would hold to high standards.

 

[Flaming Insignias]

This is something I keep noticing, but do most non-White dishes not utilize sophisticated cooking techniques? Far too often, it's a bunch of ingredients dumped into a pot and left to simmer. I'm not completely dissing it, but it comes off as being lazy slop. Not something I would hold to high standards.

No way around it, European and East Asian Culinary techniques typically involve more complex food preparation methods than other cultures, and a lot of that comes down to the economy of time and access to resources. It's pretty easy to put soup in a pot and let it cook over a fire for a lot of the day, it's a lot more expensive and time-consuming to have a range and perform more advanced cooking methods.

 

[eatler]

No way around it, European and East Asian Culinary techniques typically involve more complex food preparation methods than other cultures, and a lot of that comes down to the economy of time and access to resources. It's pretty easy to put soup in a pot and let it cook over a fire for a lot of the day, it's a lot more expensive and time-consuming to have a range and perform more advanced cooking methods.

I definitely wouldn’t knock them for that because it’s not their choice. You have to work with what you got and china had it so rough at one point that they had to suck off rocks drenched in sauce for food.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Someone do a graduate level breakdown of this Shaniqua's inability to cook:

 

[That_Guy]

When I saw all the water sloshing around in the bucket of potatoes she was dropping into the oil I thought things were about to go from bad to burn ward.
That actually went pretty well considering what could've happened. If she used a proper cookbook instead of tiktok for info she might do pretty well. Or at least be less of a fire hazard.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

It baffles me how people can't comprehend this test.
How would you have felt had you not had breakfast on a day that you did? Though it's impossible to say with certainty due to other variables that could affect your appetite (amount of sleep and quality of sleep night before, what you ate day before, how much you ate, when you ate it, etc), you can make a pretty good educated guess based on prior experiences of times when you skipped breakfast. For me, and I'm willing to wager also for most of humanity, you'd feel hungry, tired, and cranky.

is the test's difficulty even in predicting how you would've felt? because it seems to imply that the people who get stumped by it, get stumped by the action of having to comprehend and acknowledge a hypothetical in the first place

Not sure if this has been posted here yet or not but
yt ppl don't season they laundry
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i came to realize some people don't understand that cleaning things is not supposed to make them smell strongly, and neither should you on a day to day basis

 

[ExsanguinateHorizon]

The Breakfast question isn't that deep, it's a simple thought experiment to see if the individual has the capacity to conceptualize a hypothetical situation, and also their ability to empathize ('How would you feel if it happened to you' 'Idk because it didn't happen to me')
The issue can range from sociopathy to actual stunted intelligence so there's no point in wondering how someone couldn't answer these questions, you might as well wonder why a pufferfish can't cook spaghetti

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

you might as well wonder why a pufferfish can't cook spaghetti

but if they could.... how would they do it

 

[David Byrne]

Someone do a graduate level breakdown of this Shaniqua's inability to cook:

Kiwi Journal of Anthropologic Inquiry
Volume 8 Number 3 2024 pp. 1-111

An Exploration of Food Preparation Techniques: Alternative Methods of Preparing Various Food Items

Dr. David Byrne, Sneed University

ABSTRACT

The goal of this study is to inform the inquiring public of various food preparation techniques displayed by low-income individuals residing in housing provided by Section 8 of the Housing Act of 1937. This field study, conducted in tandem with several social science researchers at Sneed University, drew from a large-scale qualitative sample of over 100 individuals who devised alternative food preparation methods as self-identified low-income home chefs. We were able to ascertain a high level of importance on the liberal usage of Lawry’s Seasoning Salt and soap-enhanced cornstarch in these alternative methods, as well as a general misunderstanding of established laws of physics, including the generally ill-advised practice of inserting Polystyrene (PP) products into microwave ovens. We aim to evaluate how these alternative traditions evolved in our target demographic.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

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Is she finally getting it?
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I wish I could see what was deleted
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I'm seeing a big trend of niggresses calling out other niggresses
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She put some soap in the cornstarch to scent it?! Holy fuck insects are smarter than these dumbasses.

 

[teriyakiburns]

but if they could.... how would they do it

Hydrothermal vent, obviously. The real question is how they get the spaghetti.

 

[Seventh Star]

If she used a proper cookbook instead of tiktok for info she might do pretty well. Or at least be less of a fire hazard.

At least from shows I recall, niggers always cook like shit, except that one guy in Barbecue Showdown that inexplicably lost to an old ragged bitch despite knowing his shit. I don't know why dismantled hags keep winning competitions I get semi-invested on.

Also that shit is obviously fake. I refuse to believe someone this stupid exists.

 

[AnOminous]

Someone do a graduate level breakdown of this Shaniqua's inability to cook:

No, fuck that. I'm just going to Heil Hitler.

 

[WonderWino]

Someone do a graduate level breakdown of this Shaniqua's inability to cook:
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I'm legitimately surprised that stupid hoodrat didn't start a serious grease fire cooking that bacon. Looks like she washed out some plastic tray from the dollar store and thought it was microwave safe. The smell that must have given off when the bacon grease was burning and mixing with burning plastic must have been horrifying

add to that the stupidity of putting soaking wet sliced potatoes into boiling oil its amazing she didn't either burn the house down or cause herself a serious burn injury. That could have gone very, very badly for her. Though I suppose I shouldn't be too surprised considering shes taking cooking ideas from tiktok of all places. The same place that brought you the tide pod challenge and nyquil chicken

At least she didn't try to eat the bacon anyway, or feed it to dey keedz

So, how about some vodka nigger style food:

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I definitely wouldn’t knock them for that because it’s not their choice. You have to work with what you got and china had it so rough at one point that they had to suck off rocks drenched in sauce for food.

For some reason, that's still a street "food" in some parts of China. It's called stir fried rock.

 

[eatler]

For some reason, that's still a street "food" in some parts of China. It's called stir fried rock.

yeah I heard that only the rich really buy them now.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

I'm legitimately surprised that stupid hoodrat didn't start a serious grease fire cooking that bacon. Looks like she washed out some plastic tray from the dollar store and thought it was microwave safe. The smell that must have given off when the bacon grease was burning and mixing with burning plastic must have been horrifying

add to that the stupidity of putting soaking wet sliced potatoes into boiling oil its amazing she didn't either burn the house down or cause herself a serious burn injury. That could have gone very, very badly for her. Though I suppose I shouldn't be too surprised considering shes taking cooking ideas from tiktok of all places. The same place that brought you the tide pod challenge and nyquil chicken

At least she didn't try to eat the bacon anyway, or feed it to dey keedz

So, how about some vodka nigger style food:

Say what you will about Russian food, but it's damn good survival food
Most of their food culture evolved from literally living in near inhospitable climates for most of their history, and then struggling under a commie rule, it may not all be fine dining but I wouldn't call it niggerly just like how I wouldn't call American great depression meals niggerly- they do it because they have to, and they found the most efficient way to make the best out of it.

Except their drinking habits. I can't explain that part, maybe they are just fucking mad...