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Oh, fuck you, Fatrick, you lying coward. Kill yourself. Not in Minecraft.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Wasn't his cousin Jake in the Marines?
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I remember some of Jakob's coworkers referring to him as SFC Raven on past Facebook screenshots (which is a very cool and neither stupid, nor fat name) which I believe is a rank in the Army. More precisely, I think he's National Guard. Imagine how much more insufferable Pat would be when it comes to his inferiority syndrome if his cousin, an accomplished veteran with a loving, united family who seems to be welcome at any family event, were also a Marine...
yeah his cousin is sgt jake raven an actual tough guy
its funny how genetics work jake and pat look pretty much the same but pat is a fat loser while jake is an accomplished veteran
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Maybe I'm stupid, but I took Pat's tweet to imply that he would enlist in the navy if he had to in order to keep war hawk hot takes on twitter.
pat would have never been allowed to enlist in the navy, or any branch due to the fact he was prescribed, as he has claimed in many tweets, ADHD medication, which at the time he would have enlisted, around 2000, would have barred him.
Stolen Valor laws are stupid and anti first amendment. Most people that end up larping as vets are either really desperate or mentally ill. Charging them does nothing. It's stupid legislation to make idiots feel better. The scumbag politicians that misrepresent their military service never face real punishment for lying for votes so why bother prosecuting some fent head begging for changed at an intersection.
I find in practice, the people that tend to care the most about stolen valor never fucking did a day or they are like that Spectre idiot who drove a shit tanker in the marines as an E2, but larps he was a general.
Stolen Valor laws are stupid and anti first amendment. Most people that end up larping as vets are either really desperate or mentally ill. Charging them does nothing. It's stupid legislation to make idiots feel better. The scumbag politicians that misrepresent their military service never face real punishment for lying for votes so why bother prosecuting some fent head begging for changed at an intersection.
I find in practice, the people that tend to care the most about stolen valor never fucking did a day or they are like that Spectre idiot who drove a shit tanker in the marines as an E2, but larps he was a general.
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His books talk about the Navy, but in Space!. That makes him Navy! Enjoy Prison, stalker child.
He also likes feeding the Negros navy beans for they run train on his wife.
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I'm with you mainly because of gun Rick:
It's probably not that hard to find a fat white guy over there and at least some of them have to be competent with guns. He's also not clever enough for this to be a fakeout.
He was the fat, seldom seen Village Person.
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Which one is Fatrick?
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Always considered him a Chair force defiler of all decent and proper in our society.
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Then what were you actually saying Pat? You're supposed to be a professional writer.
That's really convenient.
Pat posting is fucking back!
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People who try to steal valor should be mocked incessantly. If someone is trying to defraud others, I'm sure there are already laws against that. Pat is fat, and even if he wasn't 40, he wouldn't make the grade. Not even the navy would want him as a floatation device.
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Are you kidding? He's got more launch deck space than your biggest super carrier. He could be your first mega carrier and he's sausage powered, that's green energy as far as anybody's concerned. Just give him a water proof phone so he's too distracted to lecture you while you're doing your ops.
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>I'd love to enlist. Which branch is taking 40 yr olds?
I would be tempted to join at the same time he did just so I could hear him child the drill sergeant.
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To the best of my knowledge the Coast Guard, the Navy, and (I think) the Army and Air National Guards accept 40 year olds, so get your ass down to the recruitment station Fatty
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[Mouthful of OG bread sticks] ey what da hell is wrong with Olive Garden ? When ya here, you're family. Except pats daughter he signed away
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He's not lying, but you won't find him in any personnel records - displacement-wise he was categorized as a naval vessel
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There's a reason why he likes Avengers movies. He identifies himself as the Helicarrier.
We know he's too pussy to do Pyle and kill the drill sergeant (and himself) for finding pepperoni in his locker and no one would like him because he'd get the rest in trouble for the shit he say's and does.
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Wrong as always, stalker. He misheard due to fat in his ears and thought they said deli carrier.
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No it YOU who misheard! Stalker Child! That is a job career. Does he look like someone who has a job?