Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Happy Little War Painter]

Saw this as a thumbnail, just look at this AIDS faggot.

Thanks for the new autistic pfp.

 

[Captain Manning]

Richardoteam "who I'm pretty sure likes little boys" sent a bunch of alog chats

I guess Nick's thing from now on, is to accuse or insinuate, without evidence, his detractors of being pedos.

Meanwhile, Vito is joking and funny.

He gets derailed into Ben Shapiro jokes, puts on his little Jew hat:"Me and my wife in an oven, super hot, Megan!"

"Matt Walsh showed up to Anne Frank's grave and said 'What is a woman?'" -- "What?!"

Okay, I gotta ask...

Did he get felted by a Jew within the last year, and I just didn't notice? Or is this just him trying to appeal to his new(ish) low I.Q. retard audience? I know for a while there @Potatoherder was counting the number of times "Jew" was mentioned in the chat, and sometimes the count was high.

He's been going here a lot. The previous night he combined another lame Stephen Hawking joke with a reference to him being controlled by Jews.

Back when I talked to and assisted Nick, he never stuck me as having much of an issue with the semetic people. This is weird to me.

(Then again, it could always be argued nobody back then truly knew Nick, and he was always this way under the surface).

Eventually Megan manages to extricate herself and the stream ends

Was it everything you hoped for, Megan?

 

[AltisticRight]

If I had to place a bet, it'd be on Nick being asshurt about the "former lawyer" accusations and using the speeding ticket as an opportunity to prove the haters wrong and he is in fact fully capable of lawyering and just chooses not to do it because reasons. But please, don't look too closely at what he exactly did do in court though.

"I shall sentence the defendant and his attorney to death by the firing squad for his despicable crime of going 1mph over the limit at 2:00am. I hereby cite case law April vs. The State of Minnesota".

 

[Harm]

Meanwhile, Vito is joking and funny.

Now now, let's remember Nick's words: "What's a little pedo amongst friends?"

Also, please ignore Nick's obsession with movies about old men fucking underage teenage girls.

 

[DumbDude43]

what are the odds that this ticket goes to trial?
if so, i expect nick to show up drunk and make a mess of the whole thing

 

[AltisticRight]

what are the odds that this ticket goes to trial?
if so, i expect nick to show up drunk and make a mess of the whole thing

"Your honour, there is a devious looking cat with demon horns in the ceiling, he's asking me to present the balldo. I shall demonstrate this device's unique functions and use it on the defendant."

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

We are making our own Kiwifarms Dark Universe (TM).
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Original OC, do not steal:

Spoiler: Cat-Rex Stealer of Balldos

Long and stupid, for drunk retard enthusiasts.

If Megan Fox goes on his show again I'm declaring her officially retarded. That show summary reads like a maddening, slow descent into a drunken hell.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Was it everything you hoped for, Megan?

Megan:....I just have to know now....*Googles Balldo* OH DEAR GOD!

 

[Captain Manning]

If Megan Fox goes on his show again I'm declaring her officially retarded.

She's already retarded. This show happened because she chatted out "Let's set up a show" in the midst of another one of Nick's retarded drunken degenerate diatribes. She was also on notice after that diaper fetish joke.

What did she expect this was gonna be like? How can you not see what Nick has become? What was she thinking? I can fix him?

 

[Harm]

Her face at the beginning is simply amazing. That sustained smile. At least she did her people's equivalent of trying compared to her recent streams I've seen.

 

[daffodils]

What did she expect this was gonna be like? How can you not see what Nick has become? What was she thinking? I can fix him?

I suspect lawtube orbiters see Nick as a lovable retard scamp who sometimes acts out because he's under a lot of stress. Having five children goes a long way with people who don't pay close attention. And they may get to hear some sob stories that are not for public consumption, such as the reason for Friday's cancellation.

Nick's channel is also (on paper) the biggest one they can get on any time they want. Megan is passionate about the cases she's covering and wants them to be more widely known. Even with this funny one she was dwelling a lot on the injustice of it all.

 

[Captain Manning]

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Her face at the beginning is simply amazing. That sustained smile. At least she did her people's equivalent of trying compared to her recent streams I've seen.

LOL!

That is the face of a woman thinking "I have made a terrible fucking mistake, haven't I?"

 

[Nate Higgers]

Finally finished this last night. I hope you all enjoy my efforts.

Sir Balldolot and the Kiwinavian Prudes
A Kiwi Farms Music Video

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I know I’m late replying to this but I just wanna say I love the video, I can tell this took a bit of time to make and im a little bit honored that you put my gay ass in the video

 

[Lord of the Pajeets]

Dicked around with some new SDXL models, AI has come a long way in a short amount of time.

Spoiler: AI generated balldoman

 

[Potatoherder]

Nick's channel is also (on paper) the biggest one they can get on any time they want. Megan is passionate about the cases she's covering and wants them to be more widely known. Even with this funny one she was dwelling a lot on the injustice of it all.

Then they just are delusional about Nick pull at this point. Megan being on his show doubled his viewership on YT. She has almost as large of a draw as him. She did more for him in terms of bringing eggballs than he did for her.

 

[Strix454]

He's been going here a lot. The previous night he combined another lame Stephen Hawking joke with a reference to him being controlled by Jews.

Back when I talked to and assisted Nick, he never stuck me as having much of an issue with the semetic people. This is weird to me.

I think its just more attempts at "shock jock" LARPing. Its like his anti-woman comments earlier in the week. He still doesn't understand how this sort of material works or how to tell these sorts of jokes or that frankly that this sort of material doesn't work anymore. The whole shock jock era is over.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Dicked around with some new SDXL models, AI has come a long way in a short amount of time.

Spoiler: AI generated balldoman

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He looks too healthy

 

[Sharpeteer]

(Me being MATI rant)

Here's the thing - I find it very difficult to be angry with someone for a mistake when they simply didn't know, or were ignorant to the information. Somebody has to tell them what's what, so they can understand, and make an informed decision going forward. You can be angry with them for silly reasons, or you can help them learn.

These Lawtube people that insist on sticking by him after everything that they know goes on, you no longer entertain the idea of simply not being aware of the situation, or nobody told you what was really going on. You enable it, and help keep it going, and therefore, are just as bad as he is if not worse - I say worse because you have a much better chance of stopping it than any of us shitheads or random fans of his, and instead, you choose to enable it. Just like a shitty friend that tells the spiraling drunk he's perfect the way he is, and to keep partying and "live and let live."

I thought Megan Fox (lol, I'll never get over that being her name), while a ditz with some things, was at least ironically cute when insisting that meeting women at the auto-parts store was a genuine way for guys to meet girls. I thought that was so damn funny that she insisted on that, plus I admit seeing Kurt get all mad was fun. But if the diaper fetish joke wasn't enough, just use that Journalist-brain of yours and take one good look at this guy. Do you see someone without any kind of substance abuse issue? How about someone that really doesn't need anymore encouragement with this path he's chosen? What kind of crappy journalist are you? Unless of course you're planning this big grand manifesto story on why to never put on the Balldo, but I highly doubt that's the case.

While Megan is not as bad (yet) as Aussie taking in a known catfish after knowing all the information out there and continuing the lie, I think she and Gosney are starting to get there.

and im a little bit honored that you put my gay ass in the video

I like the puppy.

 

[AnOminous]

At the least he became a better person regardless. Nick is becoming worse and hopefully will never see a red cent for discretionary purchases.

I hope he has to lick balls to buy his Balldos from now on.

Back when I talked to and assisted Nick, he never stuck me as having much of an issue with the semetic people. This is weird to me.

Considering his giant schnozz and that he acts and looks like something from an A. Wyatt Mann cartoon, especially now, that's probably a dangerous path for him to take. I wouldn't be surprised to see him hunched over cackling and rubbing his hands together like Le Happy Merchant.

He looks too healthy

Needs more Kaposi's sarcoma lesions. Also he looks more like Bossman Jack in the first two color ones.

 

[Captain Manning]

Then they just are delusional about Nick pull at this point. Megan being on his show doubled his viewership on YT. She has almost as large of a draw as him. She did more for him in terms of bringing eggballs than he did for her.
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And in doing so, her audience just got to see him acting like a drunken jackass for either the first time or again.

Rather than help him, she simply drew more eyes to him. Good job, Megan.

I think its just more attempts at "shock jock" LARPing. Its like his anti-woman comments earlier in the week.

And last night. Again.

He still doesn't understand how this sort of material works or how to tell these sorts of jokes or that frankly that this sort of material doesn't work anymore. The whole shock jock era is over.

Agreed. But Dick doesn't know that. Which means Nick doesn't know that.

He might also be taking cues from Aaron to a lesser extent too. Aaron also doesn't seem to get it.