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Eventually Bernardo gets the message though, when Tekeu sort of drapes himself over the doped up stoner.
You sly motherfucker I spent a solid 10 minutes going back and forth on the reddit posts, royalroad and patreon trying to figure out what the fuck you were going on about before I realized what was happening.

It helped that I stopped reading right at this exact point before it became too obvious.
 
You sly motherfucker I spent a solid 10 minutes going back and forth on the reddit posts, royalroad and patreon trying to figure out what the fuck you were going on about before I realized what was happening.

It helped that I stopped reading right at this exact point before it became too obvious.
It's only on the archived version actually now that I double checked, you're right, he fuckin removed these chapters from the royalroad version. I don't blame him.
 
Someone earlier said that Space Paladin writes some exciting ground battles and I can't disagree. There's a lot more nuance to it than "oh fuck we're about to be hit" and "you fool you're about to be hit."
I gotta give him credit. He's got talent for those scenarios. Kinda wish we got more side stories revolving around infantry during the war.

Reminds me I should give the Bridagor audiobook another listen.
TRUST ME IT GETS WORSE HOLY SHIT
You motherfucker. Had me there for a second.
 
I was saving up this image for Tarva and Noah, but i guess I'm gonna have to use it now, just change the she with a he i guess.
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Bonus chapters woo yeah. Clearly the highlight of your week. As an aside, Ricearoni, actually fuck you for reminding me of that damn bug story.
You know that old UberHaxorNova video where his pal dyes the wool when they're not supposed to? Yeah, that's how I feel reading this one. A story which is so, so good throughout but then completely fumbles the bag with an underwhelming, disappointing ending. You know, it's kind of like a miniature version of the main story in that regard!
Farsul Abductee starts with the rather novel approach of setting its first chapter in the 1970s. Certified glowie Danny Palmer is working for the FBI, but his plans for quietly ascending the ranks with hard work and determination are briefly foiled when his shithead stoner hippie nigger brother Greg breaks into his flat. The hippie convinces the glowie to hang out on the beach with him, but after they have a domestic, they get attacked and abducted... by aliens!
SP takes full advantage of this opportunity to make all the silly jokes you wouldn't see in a modern sci-fi story, because this guy's from the 70s, and so our cliches are his mere references. The Farsul are the perpetrators, and they're determined to 'cure' humans the way they've cured so many other species. To do so, they keep them under the ocean in the Archives. However, unlike so many species before them, this doesn't work with humans - they succumb to 'the Hunger' after a few years in the Archives, where they become delusional and violent, unable to be controlled or pacified. The Farsul have no idea what's causing it, and seem to have subconsciously given up on working out a cure, even if they won't admit it. Instead, they simply try to suck their captives dry of any information they can get out of them. Danny tells them about glowniggers and the American Dream, while Greg tells them about Bob Dylan and weed. Danny starts to conenct with Veiq, the Farsul assigned to him, which brings down the walls of professionalism separating them. However, as is inevitable, the Hunger begins to take over the current crop of humans...
Eventually, as seen in the main story, Tyler's squad breaks into the Archives, arrest the Farsul, and rescue the humans. Veiq has preserved Danny, and asks Tyler to rescue him, as she's grown attached to her human charge. This part is told from Tyler's perspective, the only other time we get such a thing. Unfortunately, we don't gain any new insights into the Tyler Condition, but it's appreciated all the same. I'm a big Tyler fan, as I find his relationship with Onso to be far more engaging than the rather volatile dynatic Marcel and Slanek had. Because he's such a goddamn big brain nerd, Tyler correctly deduces the cause of the Hunger right there and then (he has quite a few moments like this. It's implied that he just kind of absorbs random factoids like a sponge, but it's never definitively stated), and Danny is taken away for medical treatment, followed by his attempts to live a new life, 160 years after he left his old one.
I'll talk about the ending here: He's allowed to meet Veiq, who's a lot older and in UN custody, but all he does is cuss her out and tell her how much he hates her, for abducting him, lying to him, letting him fall to the Hunger, and allowing Greg to be incinerated. Which is particularly sad, really, because the falling of the aforementioned walls of professionalism was Veiq falling in true and honest love with Danny. Leaving the Farsul heartbroken and incoherent, he instead... strikes up a surprise friendship with some guy. Instead of the girl who loved him, who he'd spent 2-3 years emotionally connecting with, the story's payoff is instead Danny getting buddy-buddy with a complete stranger out of the blue. It leaves a very sour taste in my mouth.
SP said this one is his personal favourite, and his choice would be sound, but I can't get over that ending. Maybe it doesn't bother other people as much but I really personally don't like it, at all. Which is a shame because I really like the rest of it.
People had been begging and pleading for a Kolshian POV for fucking AGES. The story was on part 138 at this point, well after the heel turn of the entire Kolshian species. The one we get is... not especially great. It's from Aucel, Recel's sister. Recel is one of those characters who SP seems to make a point of not forgetting existed, which is good, because the guy's a hero. Unlike some of the earlier characters who faded into the background, Recel's presence is always felt throughout the whole tale, but especially here, as we finally get to see the OTHER message the guy recorded. One for the humans, one for his sister. In it, Recel begs Aucel to give the humans a chance. She's staunchly anti-predator and anti-human - the thought of human feet on Aafa makes her want to vomit. In a token attempt to appease the dying words of her brother, she casually searches up human horticulture, expecting to find nothing... but predictably finds something. However, due to fear of the Kolshian secret police, this doesn't end up changing her opinions... yet.
It's so whatever. It doesn't change anything - it doesn't even set up Aucel's appearance near the end of the story as she explains her motivations and the state of Aafa there, making this chapter retroactively superfluous. The tidbits of lore are stuff we already know, or get mentioned later. Maybe this was an extensive Kolshian loredump for the time but now it doesn't add anything. Read it if you want.
It's time, boys! Everyone's favourite slam dunk of a story is back for a cracking sequel. William 'Pull the Trigger on Xeno Niggers' Kane is back and he's still the same old prick he always was, shitting on Luala, bullying Fyron, and being a little bit but not TOO gay with Rauln. It's also a direct sequel to Predator Disease, so this one will be loaded with Predator Disease spoilers that I kept out of that review. Beware!
William is being a little shit with Volek, teasing her despite being on probation for his assault on the PD facility and brutalising the administrator, which has obviously reflected very poorly on the exterminator guild. His acerbic nature contrasts strongly with Volek's fearlessness, resulting in a rather heated exchange where two headstrong personalities clash over and over. However, tensions defuse when she sends him out on his newest job - another murder. A HUMAN murder. She stresses that he's not being a bigshot detective - he's simply securing the area to prevent civilian contamination. William, being the rash guy he is, immediately heads over there with the Mystery Gang, already jumping to the conclusion that it was a hate crime from an alien. Which is sort of understandable, considering how terrible the aliens have been to humans.
One of the CSI guys at the scene gives our lovable rogue a tip - the murdered man worked for Humanity First, a group which William expressed strong support for during Predator Disease. He's very much in the 'the bombing was an exception, these guys are simply working for human interests in this cruel, hostile universe' camp. The CSI guy directs him to Kaulin's bar, where Paulo, the OTHER guy who loves HF from PD, is there. Paulo has since joined HF, crediting William as his inspiration to do so. Ya boi is only too happy to join up himself, taking the blue middle finger ring of HF, eager to go to his first meeting. Yeah, you can see where this is going. We get to see Callsi and Jimek again - the former is as motherly and loving as ever, while Jimek's bloodthirst is growing more and more, which develops further in a later story.
The B plot revolves around Fyron, who EVERYONE hates now because of the actions of the Farsul in the Archives. Rauln beats seven shades of shit out of her, and people have sprayed horrible graffiti all over her flat. She spends a lot of the story in despair, dragged out of it only by William, whose irreverence actually works in his favour for once - his embarrasing, shocking statements drag her out of her funk as he teases her about her book club and fanfiction writing. It's kinda cute.
William goes to his first HF meeting. He's into it. Ever seen This Is England? It's just like the National Front meeting in that. He gives them information on the office, in return for REAL ACTUAL JUICY MEATY BURGERS. Fuck YES. BASED KING William's enthusiasm for BORGER fully cements him as /OURGUY/ for all time. Anyway, he's withdrawing into himself as he broods on the hate crime, how he feels about aliens, how he thinks aliens feel about him, to the point he's barely speaking to anybody anymore. Rauln knows what's up. He begs William to stop seeing HF. William is extremely torn, as he's grown to hate aliens, but he still loves Rauln as his little bro. He goes anyway, and it all goes completely to shit.
Is it as good as HF1? Probably not. But in terms of sequels, it's one of the best. SP's track record with sequels is shaky (just look at NoP2 itself) so it's good he was able to get this one down. There's lots of heartwarming moments, we learn things about characters we care about, and it's a surprisingly gradual story about the way a broken man can be suckered into the absolute worst places by charismatic people.
It's more archives lore. It's good if you like deep lore. It's skippable otherwise. Sivkits get a mention, which are a fan favourite because people want to fuck them. The Dossur also get an entry, about how they were almost skipped over if they didn't play music for the Feddies. It's cool.
Oh god. Oh fuck. Oh jesus. It's over. It's so fucking over, bros. It couldn't be more over if it tried. SP's unbroken streak of stories that are passable at worst comes to an ignoble end here, as we reach what is undoubtedly the first truly bad bonus tale. And when I read this for the first time back when it was new, this story still had a purpose... namely giving us Gojid lore. But we got so much more, and far superior, Gojid lore in Gojid Refugee, making this story nothing more than reference material for SP on how NOT to write romance. He specifically mentions it in Star-Crossed as something he wants to avoid repeating.
Rivlia the Gojid is head-over-heels in love with a guy called Blue. We all know Blue is a human - I don't THINK SP intended for it to be a surprise? If he did, he fucked up, because it's really not subtle at all. But I don't THINK he meant for that - the point of the story is that we know Blue is a human, but Rivi doesn't. At least, I hope that was the intent. Rivi is fuckin crazy about this guy. Like, she's drooling at the thought of him, his love of nature, his gentle, carefree spirit. If NoP was a NSFW story there would absolutely be graphic fantasies here. However, there's a snag - Rivi is an exterminator who hates predators of all kinds... especially humans, due to their deviousness. And Blue suspects as much - he keeps his identity very much secret, leaving Rivi to wonder what sort of deformity or disease he might have.
Rivi correctly guesses that Blue's gonna go to the Gojid blessing tree in the local park after work - she surmises as much from his messages. She's so desperate to meet him, she and a friend create a fake exterminator tip to go there. However, they get reports of a real, actual human prowling around, sending Rivi berserk. She attacks the guy, a filthy, sweaty Greek medshit called Giannis, and threatens to burn him to ashes with her flamethrower. Unfortunately for Rivi, invesgitating his holopad results in her discovering that OH MY GOD, GIANNIS IS BLUE? WHAT THE FUCK?
She tells him to get the hell out of here and he does, before falling into the sort of love-lost depression no Kiwi will ever understand. Blue keeps sending her messages, getting more and more emotional each time, but she can't bring herself to reply. Eventually, he tearfully cuts his losses and goes to leave the planet... yet he needs his damn ID card, which he left behind in the attack. So, he has to go to the exterminator office to pick it up, where Rivi is inevitably namedropped, and Giannis realises who she is... and why she never responded. With a bit of urging from her friend, Rivi does an emotional 180 and chases Giannis to the spaceport. But does she make it on time? Whoooooaaaaaa you'll have to find out.
God this story sucks. It's so schmaltzy and simpering and sentimental. The corny story beats, the lurching emotions, the predictable 'twists'... it's so bad. And yet it's still not TERRIBLE. You can still read it and not want to hang yourself. I can confirm I would much rather read Something About Blue again than Starship Repo.
 
I gotta give him credit. He's got talent for those scenarios. Kinda wish we got more side stories revolving around infantry during the war.
One of my favourite chapters is the original assault on the cradle by the UN around chapter 24 or so. Yeah its a bit of a militaristic wankfest, but it was an enjoyable militaristic wankfest, good pacing and variety, just as long as it needs to be.

Still think its the best "battle" in the book, SP is better at ground battles than space ones because Sorvin space battle chapters were such a bore.
 
Taylor sucks and I hate him. Not only does he overreact to everything, but he's so suggestible and flipfloppy that he lurches to extremes of opinion based on what people tell him, which he believes unquestioningly. Plus he holds stupid, petty grudges (how is he STILL mad at Juvre? For what, getting angry with him once?) and doesn't seem to realise other people's brains work differently to his. I sincerely hope he gets Marion Crane'd and we can forget about him, because I don't even think I care to see him grow and improve. He sucks that bad. I hope the next load of chapters are Bissem-heavy. Replace Taylor with Quana or Gress, preferably after killing him.
Anyway, more bonus chapters. We're starting to run out of these!
It's aight. Very silly and cute.
The thafki are obviously an aquatic species, but most Feddies were conditioned to fear deep water (obviously because the Archives were under the sea)... so, the thafki were forcibly made terrestrial. Yet they can't just suppress their deep longing for water... as Ralikenn looks over the ocean from the car he's in, he finds himself longing to be adrift in it, despite his fear and sadness. He can't stop thinking about the destruction of his homeworld and decimation of his species at the hands of the arxur. All in all, he's a certified sadboy, and needs some cheering up. Luckily, he's got a friendly slavshit on hand to show him a good time. Demir is taking Ralikenn to a water park! Slides, pools, thrills and spills await. The pair have a good time, as Ralikenn gradually comes to realise not just what he's been missing, being stuck on land, but maybe... just maybe.. humans... actually not so bad??? Whaaaaaaat??????
While the message is extremely predictable, it's just a nice little story to break up all the heavy shit. Demir is too similar to Lars for my liking, but he's still an alright character who does what he needs to do. It also benefits from not shattering your immersion like Cilany's Adventures, which is nice. It's pretty decent.
FUCK Glim. He doesn't deserve a bonus chapter. Hell no. Friendship ended with Glim, now Haysi is my best friend.
Haysi is a museum curator, and before she was captured for an arxur rape pen, she'd put together a whole exhibit on how evil and cruel humans were. This was, of course, before humanity's first contact, so as far as the Feddies knew, they were just murderous predators that killed themselves through nuclear war. Surprise, they're still alive and now Haysi has to cope with living on the World of Death, surrounded by carnivores. Tarva got her a part-time job at the venlil museum, and she's been tasked with making a new, decidedly more balanced exhibit on human history. She can't quite face it without the one human she managed to bond with - Sara. I don't remember how prominent Sara was in the main story after the first quarter or so, but she definitely plays second fiddle to Noah most of the time. It's nice to see her get a prominent role in something.
After lamenting the decision to introduce the yotul to ping-pong (seriously, the yotul are fucking great, I love those guys), Sara and Haysi proceed to go through the crate of human artefacts. It's formulaic - Haysi finds an artefact, assumes it's something that facilitiates or glamourises murder, Sara corrects her, interspersed with the traumatised Haysi unwittingly flashing back to the abhorrent treatment she received on the cattle ships.
It's a little heavier than the previous story, as Haysi's flashbacks to her life as an arxur slave are rather harrowing and written in about as much detail as SP is willing to do. It seems to be an excuse for him to flex his knowledge of archeology, or at least his ability to google shit. I actually quite like this one-shot - it's the ideal formula for it, and it even manages to twist the expected ending because Haysi still doesn't like humans, even after her time with Sara. It gives lore, it shows character growth, but manages to avoid falling into predictable NoP tropes.
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
See, while I don't usually have an problem with the one-shots which are cosy, silly, low stakes and fun, this one just... doesn't do it for me, at all. I think it's because I get the distinct impression SP also had no idea what to do with this prompt. I like the first half, which takes place on a film shoot, but the second half is just... so dumb.
Mava, a famous venlil actress, and Manny, a famous human actor, are starring in a film, Escape from the Cradle, which I believe gets mentioned quite a few times throughout the main story. Manny is an amazing actor, who can do any emotion on command effortlessly, to the point even Mava admires it... but he's TOO good. It makes the venlil terrified that he's truly faking his emotions and he's actually a complete psycho! And if he's like that, then all humans have to be like that, right? So, when the director shouts cut, the pair shuffles off to discuss matters. The minor plot point from NoP about the pair being accused of an interspecies romance gets bought up, but they mostly focus on the fear the other venlil feel. So... they decide to... call everyone around them while they're on break and pretend to be each other.
Uh-huh. Okay, yeah. Is this a common thing? Whatever. It's better than One-Shot #5. I feel like SP had an ending in mind ('we're both actors, if you hate him for being able to flip emotions, then you hate me too') but didn't really know how to get there.
After the slew of chilled out one-shots, we get our next multi-part story, although this one is only a two-parter. It's a really good one, though, even if there's a cloud of missed opportunity hanging over it.
Lansa is a yotul, unsurprisingly, who's down on Earth in the immediate aftermath of Kalsim's bombing run. She and a number of her species (specially chosen because they don't fear humans) are on the planet surface to help the remnants of human society. While the immediate opening features Lansa digging people out of rubble, the bulk of the first part is her recollection of going down into a bunker. The humans within, who'd been down there for an ungodly amount of time and had no connection to the outside world, assumed these non-venlil aliens were here to kill them all - luckily, Lansa is able to inform them of the good news - they're not Feddies and the krakotl were driven off - followed by the bad news... namely most of their cities and a billion people got annihilated by antimatter bombs. Ouch.
The first man to accost the yotul and beg for his children's lives is Moritz, and he's working with Lansa. He understands that this isn't really the job for her. In gratitude for her not bullshitting him about the state of the planet, as well as emphasising with her own tragic stint as a parent, he offers to help her find a job that suits her better.
Part 2 has an insomniac Lansa reminiscing about the days following her bunker excursion. The yotul are being divvied up into volunteer groups, doing different jobs, which is where the missed opportunity aspect comes in. The yotul commander lists off a number of jobs that would've made for excellent stories, but Lansa isn't interested in any of them, and doesn't volunteer. She only signs up for a squad because it's the last one and she didn't wanna be seen as a liability. The job she signs up for is also completely glossed over. I think it's a damn shame that he didn't do a whole chapter dedicated to hauling people out of rubble. Feels like a waste. It's also a shame she didn't sign up for the supply delivery squad, or the missing person reconnection team. All of those would've made for good reading, I think! No, instead, Moritz gets her out of this role, and finds her another which is much better suited for her personality and backstory.
The flashbacks make this story - it's a bit decrepit without them, snippits of yotul lore aside. I suppose it's good that this story didn't focus on the tragedy that much, considering there was a fair amount of human genocide drama in NoP itself, but it still feels like a waste to not get stuck into the nitty-gritty for a ground squad on Earth, which is SP's strong suit as a writer.
This one is long as fuck. The individual pages were unusually girthy and the wait between them seemed longer than usual, even though I don't think it was significantly different in that regard from any other story. Anyway... Becoming a Predator amuses me because it's not real. It's a story-within-a-story, a piece of in-universe fiction! Yet despite knowing this, it's surprisingly easy to get invested in. Remember what I said about SP being really good at making you care about new characters you know nothing about? He does a particularly adept job of it with this one.

"Published in 2160 - #1 Coalition Times Bestseller

Curator’s note: When looking back at literature written about the Battle of Earth and the Federation War, common trends reflect the changing attitudes and understanding of how humanity was viewed. With the prevalence of emerging technology, many fiction writers adopted the memory transcription formatting to parallel their works to actual historical documents. This piece is viewed by scholars as a metaphor for how Federation species discovered that they were predators themselves, beyond its fantasy roots, and is a fixture in new-age literature curricula for that reason."


Narlem is one of the biggest pieces of shit there is. He's part of the krakotl extermination fleet, and boy oh boy does he hate humans. In fact, he hates humans so much, he hails a disabled human fighter purely to twist the knife. The human pilot latches onto Narlem when he appears to be showing him mercy... only for the krakotl to tell him in no uncertain terms that he literally only did this to get sadistic pleasure out of his anguish. Enraged and disgusted, the human pilot gives him a curse-ye-ha-me-ha, which Narlem brushes off as superstitious human nonsense. But it's not nonsense. It's quite real... because the krakotl wakes up... as a human!
It goes without saying that Narlem has no idea how to operate a human body. Humans are much larger and bulkier than most races, but especially skinny, lightweight krakotl. He goes through the usual tiresome guff about how humans are all murderous killing machines and that they descend into bloodthirsty barbarism as soon as they get hungry, blah blah blah. You've heard it a million times before. While it actually makes sense in this kind of story, considering the nature of it, I'm just weary of Feddiebabble by this point. Unfortunately, he's going to take a very long time to get over this. This story's 10 pages and he only really starts changing his tune in the second half. After adjusting enough to learn to walk and making a rather startling discovery in the flat, Narlem (whose human body is called Nathan) is disturbed by his human brother, Caleb, who wants to drag him out for coffee. After a comical display of attempting to get dressed, they head out.
Narlem thinks coffee is an animal they're going to kill. He's surprised that it's a hot bean drink. As they have their coffee, the not!krakotl attempts to blend in and does a piss poor job of it, predictably. Caleb thinks his brother has had some sort of mental breakdown as he tries to 'save' some pigeons from being ripped to pieces by murderous humans... yep, the Feddiebabble is still going. The pair get coffee, but 'Nathan' is acting so weird that Caleb has to question him. However, considering his brother doesn't know what day it is, how to put clothes on, or where he is right now, you'd really think he'd do more. Nope, he leaves him alone in his flat. Jesus.
Narlem is slowly starving to death, but he decides to snooze instead. When he wakes, he tries documenting the human experience for the krakotl, mostly by looking up critters and seeing how he feels about them. It doesn't go how he expects, but he manages to Feddiebabble his way into more denial (plus a rather amusing little aside that I'm not going to mention here). The Food Question keeps hanging over him, though. He's gotta eat, but he REALLY doesn't want to eat meat. He throws away all the meat and eggs in the flat, and settles for a few blackberries instead... but it doesn't do anything to help. He thinks that humans just can't get any nutrition from berries, as opposed to, you know, the fact he hasn't eaten in like two days. So... ya boi is gonna hunt!
Narlem does just that and is predictably arrested before he can choke a squirrel to death. Caleb shows up and actually acts like an older brother by taking 'Nathan' in, as opposed to letting him be taken to a brutal, barbaric predator disease facility... or y'know a mental hospital. Which is still foolish, because 'Nathan' is clearly seriously fucked up, but hey ho, small steps. The pair get to bonding, and only now does Narlem finally start to slowly, painfully take down the barriers of denial that have made up his entire life. He eats some meat and explains that he is, in fact, a krakotl. Yeah.
Narlem has a number of retard moments in this part of the story, but after all the agonising Feddiebabble it's somewhat of a breath of fresh air. He and Caleb continue to bond over food and memories, as the latter plays along with the former's 'alter-ego'. Narlem learns about the human condition and his host body's rather bittersweet family history, Caleb learns more about his fucked up brother's weird alien self, who was an actual child soldier. Heartwarming. Narlem gets addicted to a fiction-within-a-fiction-within-a-fiction TV show, which takes up a chunk of the story, but soon everything gets a lot worse when the krakotl extermination fleet shows up, and Caleb refuses to leave Earth. Only now does Narlem truly understand that humans... not so bad after all??? Whaaaaaaaat?????? He resolves to change for the better, and does what he can to redeem himself.
I really like this one but I'd understand if you don't. Narlem's Feddie delusions are exhausting to grind through. Caleb not taking his deranged brother for professional help is foolish. But at the end of the day, you can't beat a good fucking redemption story.
 
Taylor is so fucking impressionable it's really annoying dude flips on a switch. Someone mentioned on the Patreon that he is gonna end up getting people killed if he remains in the army and 100% he is absolutely not built for anything that requires being firm.

It has been a problem since NoP1 debuted but at least in the case of Noah and Sara meeting the Venlil and taking their story about the Arxur and the Federation on face value they had the excuse of the fact it was first contact and they had literally no inkling of how alien societies might work so they assumed the best. In NoP2 there is no such excuse for Taylor or Nulia and gang not to be skeptical and ask for more details. General Naltor comes across as likable because he does those this and demands awnsers and context instead of naive wonder.
 
Taylor sucks and I hate him.
He's so wildly inconsistent, childish and short tempered I have to wonder if it's intentional. I actually enjoy him quite a bit because he's so awful. We spent so much time with the best of humanity that I'm glad to see a shitty little gremlin's pov. Also can I say, it feels like they're setting up a civil war with the consortium with the ark humans being able to sympathize with the jaslip. My only concern is how it's gonna blend into the story with the penguins.
 
rock!!!
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So most of you know by now but in case you somehow haven't caught on yet, the last two chapters were actually the first pornographic fanfic I found on Archive Of Our Own, which just happened to perfectly line up with where we were in the story. April fools, here's the real chapter 79 and 80 now.
So Tarva is currently lamenting the difficulties of reintegrating the freed Venlil into society, those captured into being livestock are incredibly traumatized and won't take well to the state of the galaxy, those born into it are basically retarded, with only basic understandings of language and higher thinking. It's starting to take a toll on her ability to play Jenga.

Oh yeah, she's playing Jenga, with Haysi, Glim, Noah and Sara. Haysi seems to be in better spirits, considering the last time we saw her I'm pretty sure she was just screaming until she recognized Tarva. Poor thing. Tarva taps a plank out of the middle of the tower and sets it atop, and Noah congratulates her so loudly it frightens Glim. Noah then explains, of course, that he has a cough, so that's why his voice sounds weird. The tactless astronigger then topples the whole fucking tower with his clumsy man hands. Well no, he really toppled it on purpose, at least Tarva suspects he did, because Glim has been dangerously close to figuring out what exactly the humans are, and Noah needed an excuse to change the subject.

Glim, however, presses the subject. He wants to see under the mask, an anatomical diagram, he wants to hear from his family directly, not via pre-recorded messages, he wants to access the internet, all things that have been denied to him. He knows something weird is going on and he's gonna get to the bottom of it. Haysi meekly chimes in that she wants to visit the museum she used to work at. Sara goes on damage control mode and tries to assuage their fears, Haysi even goes in for a hug on her, though Glim is not nearly as receptive to the compassion the humans show.

Noah, of course, is giving up a little more information than he should about the deal that took place to rescue the venlil cattle from captivity. Sara and Tarva try to get Noah to shut the fuck up as he boasts about how the "gaians" beat the arxur in open conflict and used their strength and resources to get them to back down. They pull him aside like "hey noah we love you you're great PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP HOLY SHIT" and Noah is like "these little guys are stronger than they look, we gotta tell them the truth, even if we do it little by little". Of course, Haysi followed and is eavesdropping, chiming in to ask what the hell Noah is talking about. The humans snap around to look directly at her and she seems to realize their binocular vision and resumes screaming.

Sara reaches towards Haysi and the female venlil bolts, screaming and sobbing. Noah starts to give chase but Tarva steps in his path because chasing her like prey is only gonna make things way worse. They head into the bedrooms to check on Glim and find empty beds and a food cart positioned under an open vent grate. The hunt begins (and tarva questions the humans use of the word "manhunt") to track down the missing venlil. They gotta find them soon, or someone's gonna get hurt.

Finding Haysi isn't that hard, she's barricaded herself in a janitor's closet nearby. They leave her with a holopad which is totally not just a cellphone, so that Sara can talk to her indirectly later once she's calmed down. In the meantime, they begin searching outside for Glim. First they check up in at the exterminator's office that Glim used to work at, which the UN usually avoids like the plague on account of the venlil exterminators being anti-human. Before they go there, however, Noah and Tarva have a little quarrel about the exterminators, mostly because she's stressed out, but she snaps at him because he's trying to push change too hard too fast. They do apologize to one another immediately though, so that's nice at least.

A brief moment of levity in a moment where Tarva ponders the meaning of "riding shotgun." She assumes that it must be standard practice on earth to gundown passersby with a shotgun when riding in a motor vehicle. Fun fact, if you didn't know, the term actually originates from riding on a stagecoach. You'd have two guys up on top, one holding the reigns and one holding a shotgun, to gun down any injuns or bandits that get a little too close. I guess in a roundabout way she's half-right. Tarva looks over at how distraught Sara is and muses on how close Sara and Haysi had become before this incident (And honestly? It's criminal we didn't get some Sara and Haysi chapters in the story proper. I'd have loved a perspective that cuts up the action a bit with smaller stakes, relearning how to enjoy life, and Sara just doesn't get fleshed out enough despite how prominent she is in the background.)

With that in mind, she encourages Sara to give Haysi a call while they ride in the car looking for Glim. The human scientist does so and to her surprise, Haysi answers. Tarva peeks in on the conversation that follows. The scared venlil determines that the west has fallen and billions must die. Oh no, sorry, she says Venlil Prime has fallen and she's scared she will die. Sara tries to reassure her that she is safe and will be taken care of, and Haysi asks her to take the mask off. Sara obliges, hesitantly, and Haysi seems to almost pass out on her feet. She covers her mouth with her paw, squeaks, then scrambles to shut off the holopad in terror. Tarva tries to comfort Sara with a little bit of tail language, in the hopes that maybe Sara has learned some.

They end up at an extermination office, I think the same office from the human exterminator? I'm not super familiar with that story but they refer to actually having hired a human at their office and reducing the use of incendiary weapons. If it is, props for finding an organic way to tie a sidestory into the main story. Currently the office is on high alert because somebody brought a cat from earth to venlil prime and now it's on the loose. Tarva asks about a cat after being told that they're ruthless predators that have driven several species extinct and hunt for fun, only to be told "yeah no that's more or less accurate, but they're cute and cuddly so whatever"
Tarva is not impressed.

The office hasn't seen Glim, unfortunately, but the PR venlil who's helping them out offers the helpful advice that if he's running away, he's probably heading for a train station. They thank her for the advice and start getting a move on.
Noah really could've handled this with way more tact. I can understand wanting to break the news to them but would it have hurt to discuss it with your coworker and your girlfriend first? It's not a Marcel-tier fuckup but still.

Oh, we're checking on on Kalsim for some reason. He's currently in a cell and is going a bit stir crazy. Apparently he's started hallucinating from a lack of social contact. He hasn't been treated the best, no beatings but he does occasionally get sprayed with cold water by guards who enjoy bathing him a little too much. Today, however, he's got himself a visitor, one harchen journalist by the name of Cilany, maybe you've heard of her. She's currently chatting with UN Secretary-General Zhao about her intentions to interview the captured captain. Once she's done, she heads into the cell and sets up her cameras before speaking to Kalsim.

She asks how he's doing, he responds that he's had better days, and doesn't really think a trial is coming for him. She replies, of course, that the trial is coming up very quickly, later this week in fact, and they even got him a venlil lawyer. I believe someone either already recapped the trial or at the very least @Night Terrorist will be at some point, so if you're interested in how that goes you're in luck. She then goes on to ask him about Nikonus's confessions about the krakotl being the first victims of the feds, and if he stands by his comparison to humanity and viruses. Turns out, Kalsim doesn't know. Nobody thought to tell him that the krakotl were once meat eaters during his stay in jail.

Cilany shows him the video she captured and the reveal that his talons are for catching fish and eating meat sends him reeling with shock. He spirals thinking about how he's never had a single predatory impulse and looks like he's about to throw up before Cilany snaps him back to reality. He admits that he's always thought it to be wrong to hate a creature for merely existing, and he's grateful to the kolshians for finding a third option and saving his species. In truth, however, he is quietly resenting Nikonus for not telling his people the truth. Not because he hates what has been done to him, mind you, but because he didn't have to kill any humans, they could've just cured them like they cured everyone else in the galaxy.

He starts sobbing as he realizes the pointlessness of all the lives he took, the lives he could've saved if he had only known there was a cure. He pleads with Zhao, but really he's talking to humanity in general, begging them to take the cure and end the war. Zhao is like

and leaves Kalsim screaming for humanity to repent.
Another Kalsim chapter, not much to say about it that I haven't already said.

We get a peek into the runaway rescue's mind here, this chapter is told mostly through flashbacks. He's currently thinking about how you had to go more or less catatonic to survive on an arxur farm. Scream and struggle, you're killed and eaten. Run, you're killed and eaten. Yesterday, they were all herded onto a cattle ship by disdainful gray pilots, surely off to the slaughterhouse. The next thing he remembers is Noah's warmth, and his own face reflected off the shiny black mask Noah was wearing. He saw only scars and dead, empty eyes.

When he realized he was brought home to venlil prime, the disassociating hit a peak and he no longer though of his captivity as something that happened to him, it seemed like another life, a nightmare he didn't have to live through. In the time since he had kept himself distracted from the bad thoughts by trying to figure out what the gaians really were. The mystery kept his mind sharp, and he decidedly doesn't like the answer. Another moment that has me and my friend convinced this could be a sly critique of modern society, we cut back to Haysi and Glim discussing the humans shortly before she wandered in on Noah, we find Glim pondering what the point of the mask is.
The biggest fib of all was the mask. In my estimation, no species could wear full-face shields in daily life. How was that practice suitable for eating, or searching for mates?
Maybe we're reading too much into it but it does seem poignant considering recent events in human history. I tried to fit in more jokes about Dream in here but it's just such a forced and unfunny reference. You should know an attempt was made for posterity's sake.

We see him crawling through a vent. It's tight, even for his diminutive, malnourished form, and he starts reliving being crushed into a cattle pen, seeing children being dragged away for a delightful dinner, and crawls through in a trance, squealing about how he doesn't want to be food, until eventually he bumps into another grate and squeezes his way out. He overhears some gaians discussing the venlil born into captivity, convinced that they're nothing more than animals. One of them asked him why they were being taken from the arxur, even. Heartbreaking. (The two are named despite only showing up for the one scene, Kyle and Tanner. Is there a sidestory they're featured in, I wonder?) Glim eavesdrops on the conversation, hoping to get a glimpse of what the gaians really look like.

Careful what you wish for, Glim. Panic takes over, burning its way right through his chest and cooking his lungs. His mind races with possibilities of why the gaians, fellow predators, would go through all this effort. He comes to the conclusion that happy venlil must taste better and reproduce more frequently, and are allowed to live their lives in blissful ignorance until their number is drawn. More Venlil Prime lore is casually dropped. The design of the capital is circular, with buildings spreading out in a ring around the governor's mansion, kinda like Paris and the eiffel tower. (I think??? I know more about Kalos than I do about France, I'll admit, and my assumption is based purely off of how Lumiose city is built) Residences line the outer bands, businesses in the inner circle. Neat.

Glim wanders into a bar trying to find a holopad so he can contact his aunt Thima, who took him in after his mother's death, before he was taken by the arxur. The bartender greets him, offering him some authentic grapefruit flavored malt liquour, for that iconic predator taste. (Kinda cute that "predator" is becoming a marketing thing on Venlil Prime, in my opinion.) I've discussed this once or twice I think but this shit would kill a human. Apparently Venlil, being grazing herbivores, are incredibly resilient to alcohol, and could outdrink the sleaziest slav. Glim asks about the so-called "predator taste", turns out humans are farming earth plants on venlil soil and selling the excess to local businesses for use in their cuisine.

Glim asks if she's insane for trading with predators, and her friendly demeanor just vanishes as she swipes the glass she had just offered away from him. She will not be tolerating racism, it seems, after having sponsored a human orphan refugee, which I'm pretty sure also has its own sidestory. Realizing he's not in like-minded company, Glim shies away from asking for help and instead turns his attention to a nearby tv, where General Kam is on the news discussing how Tarva threw off the tyranny of the feds. Glim asks about the bartender's predator refugee as he tries to process this information, and she happily proclaims her intent to officially adopt the boy. How sweet.

Glim, of course, loses his shit and screams that it doesn't want her love, it wants to eat her, and she kicks him out for shittalking her son.

...Hold on is this whole chapter just an ad for his sidestories??? Glim wanders out and sees a poster for Escape from the Cradle, the movie Night Terrorist mentioned during the actors sidestory. Well, with that out of the way, Glim heads off for the nearest train station.
It's nice to get to see how Venlil Prime is adjusting to humanity's presence and I wish we had gotten more of domestic life on venlil prime, personally. I think this chapter may be signaling that's what the sidestories are for, though.

Glim is waiting for the train while lamenting leaving Haysi behind. The last he ever heard from her was her screaming in the hallway. Surely she must be dead. Glim stews as he watches humans wandering about the station, thinking racist thoughts. He's just like me fr. A royal blue krakotl woman sits next to him on the bench. She notices that he's uncomfortable around humans and admits that she's still getting used to them too, especially after what her kind did to them, though she herself was born and raised on Venlil Prime. He fibs and tells her that he was in a coma and woke up to humans on venlil prime yesterday. She mentions Noah and Sara when asking if he was in an accident before they showed up, and it freaks him out a bit to realize his slavemasters were the ones responsible for the state of his home planet.

He confides the truth to her and she gets a bit upsetti at him spilling his spaghetti, and tries to set the record straight for him, before she decides that she's definitely going to be seen as one of "those" krakotl if she keeps associating with the angry little venlil man. The train eventually arrives and they get seated until Noah bursts onto the train demanding to search it. Venlil and the krakotl alike seem starstruck by the presence of Noah, Sara and Tarva, but Glim just starts panicking. Despite her reservations about him, the krakotl woman becomes very concerned when Glim starts sobbing and screaming and pleading to see his family. It's hard to not feel bad for him, he might be a bit of an asshole and he never becomes close with the rest of the cast, but he's survived the unthinkable and come out a broken man.

PTSD strikes and he's once more driven into a flashback, his team climbing down a canyon to clean up some predators on a planet that could become a fledgling colony. They didn't see the arxur ship until it was too late. He rushes for his gun, intent on blowing his brains out, but he's too slow.

Noah tries to reassure him while also trying to grab him and wrassle him to the ground so he stops fucking running. He didn't even realize he was bolting for the emergency exit during his flashback. He makes it off the train and starts running back to the terminal. He thinks once more about how he's Glim, not a number, and resolves to finish what he was too slow to do all those years ago. No gun this time, but another oncoming train will do. The krakotl lady tries to swoop for him but just can't catch a current, venlil onlookers plea for him to stop, and he hurtles himself off the platform towards the train. Noah nearly dislocates his arm grabbing him out of the air, and stops him just in the nick of time, the train whooshing inches away from his snout.

Glim can only weakly flail in defeat, face stained with tears, as Noah tries to comfort him. He does, finally, relent a bit from his terror when Noah mentions he was getting on the wrong train if he wanted to see his aunt. They looked up his family some time ago, she moved during Glim's absence, and he promises to take him to her for a reunion if he calms down. Noah also promises to show Glim everything the venlil have done to study the humans, as well as human culture. Glim does, however, relapse into screaming when they say they're bringing him back to the facility, pleading that he is not cattle. Noah says that if he still feels the same after being allowed to see everything he was denied previously, then he will make sure no human volunteer crosses Glim's path ever again, for his sake. Glim resigns himself to his fate and begins searching up human empathy on the holopad.
Heavy chapter. It's really hard to hate Glim, despite the fact that he remains antagonistic towards humanity for the rest of the story.

ISIF CHAPTER ISIF CHAPTER
We find Isif on a spy station, mentally preparing himself for the terrible act he has to put on in front of his people. A kindred spirit must be made an example of today. Dressed in ceremonial armor, he drags himself to the execution of a female arxur who threw out her sapient rations. Presided over by Prophet-Descendant Giznel, the trial begins now. There can be no mercy today, he laments. It is her, or him. The battered woman gives her last words as the verdict is given. Turns out her reason for treason isn't even that bad, it's not that she sympathizes with leaf lickers, she just refuses to eat gojid because they were once meat eaters too. Because of what Nikonus said, she realizes that some of the "prey" they devour are people just like them. If even that concession is enough to earn the death penalty, then one can understand why Isif so readily plays the role he is given.

He considers her words internally, admitting to himself that since the day Nulia played with him he's struggled to keep gojid jerky down, but outwardly he professes that if the gojid were not meant to be prey, they would be strong enough to fight back to begin with. He hesitates for a moment with his claws against her throat, and fibs that he merely wanted to hear her beg first. With a rip of his claws, blood foams, fluid froths, eyes loll, and Isif can only coldly lament that this was not the first, tenth, or even hundredth person he's killed to keep up appearances. It gets easier every time he does it.

His mental lamentations continue as he finds himself thinking about how most of his species really do lack empathy. He used to wince at public executions on the television, he used to cry when family members died. He wonders what society would be like if empathy hadn't been bred out of his people, perhaps the venlil would be buddied up with them instead. With the execution taken care of, he talks to the chief hunter in charge of Silis and Fahl's sectors as well as the Prophet-Descendent, about communications with the humans. He gets them up to speed on why humanity wants Silis and Fahl, when it should rightfully belong to the arxur, and though they aren't open to the idea, the chief huntress is willing to discuss the matter further on one of her farm worlds.
It's really interesting to see from the perspective of the Arxur for once. They really are bad, but it comes from a place of desperation, both as a society and on the individual level of Isif alone. He plays his part wonderfully, but that means committing atrocities on an unknowable scale that would make Hitler blush. Is Isif a bad person trying to do some good, or is he a good person forced to do bad things? This is a question that's really left open to interpretation and I don't mind it being that way. Turns out "The grays" is a better description for their morality than their physical appearance.

Isif has himself an earth-made holopad, high end encryption and untrackable arxur tech. He, of course, uses it to browse anonymous arxur forums where dissent and seditious materials are posted. Lizard Thunderdome Lizard Thunderdome. One user asserts that the humans are the predators arxur want to be, and the resistance should buddy up with humanity. Chief Huntress Shaza, when his shuttle lands, greets him and takes him on a tour around the facility. To the left, he sees pitiful harchen with peeling scales and sunken eyes, to his right are Yotul, glassy eyed and miserable. Isif thinks about how the uplifts played no part in what the federation did to them, and yet are paying the price all the same.

A walk through the kitchen leaves Isif's stomach rumbling as they pass by strung up corpses. Isif ponders how humans manage to suppress their instincts around the venlil. Even he can't help but get a little peckish around the smell of a gutted harchen.

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However, on Earth’s internet, the impulses they discussed toward the prey had…nothing to do with sudden hunger.
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Proper discussions begin. Isif spins a tale of how he's using humanity to weaken the federation, look how the prey come undone socially and civilly at their presence. It's simply brilliant, is it not? If they appease humanity by allowing them two planets, then their real prize will be everything else, once the fed falls. Isif's words seem to be convincing Shaza, though she still intends to attack the planets out of a sense of wounded pride. Isif is distracted from the conversation however when he notices she's got some fresh zurulians captured and awaiting dinnertime. After seeing the earnesty with which they rushed into arxur-controlled space to try to rescue the humans, Isif cannot let this slide, his conscience (which he refers to as his "defective voice") is louder than ever and he switches tact from trying to save the planets to trying to save just a few of the captured zurulians.

He demands a tribute of Shaza and she reluctantly obliges to give him just three. It's not much, but that's three people who will live life free once more. With them in tow, he heads back to his ship and releases them once he's off planet. They instantly run off to any crevice in the ship to try to hide, which frustates Isif. He doesn't intend to convince them he doesn't want to kill them, but it's still annoying to see them act like sniveling cowards after having their lives saved. He sets a course for Earth, so he can dump off the rescued teddy bears and be done with today.
I actually really enjoyed these chapters, it's nice to get more looks into the lives of both the venlil and the arxur and Glim and Isif's chapters serve that purpose wonderfully. Kalsim feels a little redundant at this point but I think SP wanted to promote some side stories he was working on. As always this has been the Nature of Predators Chapters 78-85. Thank you.
 
Glim my beloved. I too agree he needed more chapters and story but the little he shows up makes for some of the best parts of the story.
The eternal question, would more Glim chapters make the story better, or end up making Glim worse?

Considering that the story rarely reaches the highs of Glim's chapters one has to wonder if we were deprived of a superior story or merely spared Glim's ruination.
 
The eternal question, would more Glim chapters make the story better, or end up making Glim worse?

Considering that the story rarely reaches the highs of Glim's chapters one has to wonder if we were deprived of a superior story or merely spared Glim's ruination.
In the main series? I doubt it. Perhaps a extra chapter or two would not hurt. But I think a side story focusing on Glim would work way more than additional main series chapters.
 
The eternal question, would more Glim chapters make the story better, or end up making Glim worse?

Considering that the story rarely reaches the highs of Glim's chapters one has to wonder if we were deprived of a superior story or merely spared Glim's ruination.
I think we got just the right amount of Glim and not enough Sara and Haysi.
 
I'm curious, how long is the average nature of predators chapter?
Royalroad actually provides useful stats on that front. It's a bit muddied because 1 and 2 are seemingly considered one book by royalroad, but we can extrapolate some data. By royalroad's estimate it's 2248 pages long, with 213 chapters. Thus we can deduce that the average chapter is just over 10 pages long, with an average word count of 275 per page.
 
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