Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%

  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%

  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%

  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%

  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%

  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%

  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%
  • Total voters
    1,235
@bacterium,

You're an idiot. Does your family and friends (If you have any) tell you that, too?

@YankeeTrader,

Possibly you think E=mc2 is the most famous math equation? Now that's been surpassed by GOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4; FIG=6|7.

@YankeeTrader,

Have you ever even hit a golf bol? Have you ever posted a score for 18 holes?!

18 holes=77=18+H8+O15+L12+E5+S19
Christ=77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20
 
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Brad Watson_Miami said:
Ya, almost all other Bible translations refer to it as a "scroll". I've produced the "book/scroll sealed with 7 seals" (Rev 5:1). What don't you understand?! Do you have to have the 74-page booklet with the 7 'beyond Einstein theories' on its cover actually in your hands to believe it?
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I'm sorry Brad. While I've tried to read enough to comprehend, you make so many leaps of assumptions that it becomes incredibly taxing to try and make sense of. And before you take a cheap shot insult, Yes. I can read very well and can comprehend what I read very nicely, thank you.

For example:
Seal #5: GOD Defined, Speed & Power of (GOD's) Thought Theory (similar to Quantum Entanglement's Time Travel)
Everything is information. Thought - especially GOD/FOD's thought - is the fastest and most powerful thing in this universe! Thought - being massless - can travel faster-than-light, go back in time and produce a new chain-of-events resulting in non-coincidental synchronic reactions. This is known as retrocausality. Many synchronisms are provided as proof. Thought can also travel nonlocally. This explains the Parting of the Red Sea, Jericho, etc.

This entire "Seal" of yours is pure conjecture and speculation. A) You don't know that thoughts travel faster than light. No one can know or observe that. B) Time Travel? C) Thoughts traveling "non locally"? aka Telekinesis?

At least _some_ of your other "Seals" are rooted in at least the basic fundamental premise of observable math or science (although heavily extrapolated and hammered into your overall narrative) but this one is just rubbish, mate.
 
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Brad Watson_Miami said:
You dumb motherfucker! I AM a real golfer and real golfers always keep score.
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"I stopped keeping score years ago. I enjoy the look of a ball going through the sky the way I think it should, the feel of a chip I've nipped just right. I get pleasure out of the shots when I hit them rather than from a score at the end." - Martin Hall

"Stroke play is a nonsense game; I don't see why anyone would do it who didn't have to." - Geoff Ogilvy

Source: http://www.golfdigest.com/story/playing-without-keeping-score
 
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Brad Watson_Miami said:
Saul/Paul wrote 2 Thessalonians. John of Patmos wrote Revelation and the prophecy of the "666 1st Beast"/Antichrist. Can you get 666 out of Brad Watson or Richard Bradshaw Watson II? If not, then I AM automatically disqualified as the "666 1st Beast"/Antichrist.


According to Revelation 5:1, only the 2nd Coming of the Christ can produce the "book/scroll sealed with 7 seals"/'beyond Einstein theories'. Here, I'll SHOW them to you at http://7seals.blogspot.com . And I'll SHOW you the 74-page booklet + much more at http://7seals.yuku.com . And all that information is FREE or would you prefer a Messiah that charges you for the information on 'how to get into heaven'?
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ChurchOfGodBear said:
Richie(6) Brad-bo(6) Watson(6)
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Brad Watson is the Anti-Christ, confirmed. Or at least it would be if we used your brand of logic.
 
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@ChurchOfGodBear,

Who's Martin Hall? Geoff Ogilvy is an average professional golfer who hasn't done anything in years. Good golfers always know where they are in reference to par. Only hackers don't keep score.

Do you bowl? Do you keep score? Only the really shitty bowlers and beginners don't keep score.
 
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@ChurchOfGodBear,

Who's Martin Hall? Geoff Ogilvy is an average professional golfer who hasn't done anything in years. Good golfers always know where they are in reference to par. Only hackers don't keep score.

Do you bowl? Do you keep score? Only the really shitty bowlers and beginners don't keep score.
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Martin Hall and Geoff Ogilvy are golfers. Contradicting your statement before, they are golfers that do not prefer to keep score. It would seem you were incorrect on that.

I have been bowling once in my life. Haven't had the chance to go again, though I'm not opposed to it. I didn't keep score since I was just learning how to play. The bar had some mighty fine chicken wings that night, which was great because I was really hungry.
 
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ChurchOfGodBear said:
Martin Hall and Geoff Ogilvy are golfers. Contradicting your statement before, they are golfers that do not prefer to keep score. It would seem you were incorrect on that.

I have been bowling once in my life. Haven't had the chance to go again, though I'm not opposed to it. I didn't keep score since I was just learning how to play. The bar had some mighty fine chicken wings that night, which was great because I was really hungry.
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Bowling is one of those rare games where you get better through the consumption of greasy wings and cold beers.
 
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@Bethari,

10/19/16 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Postponed while I review your case.

So what will you choose to do now? You are playing a no-win game, so why play? Take the safe bet.
 
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@ChurchOfGodBear,

It figures that you're not a golfer and not a bowler, but you're a fuckin' expert on these two sports! What a dumb motherfucker.

@YankeeTrader,

Stick your Stage 7 up your ass and then turn it to 4 o'clock. How does that feel? Do you feel like you're in heaven?
 
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Brad Watson_Miami said:
@ChurchOfGodBear,

It figures that you're not a golfer and not a bowler, but you're a fuckin' expert on these two sports! What a dumb motherfucker.
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I said nothing about bowling, so there is no claim to be an expert there. I have no idea where you got that from. I also never claimed to be an expert in golf, but that's not relevant to the point you were making. You said golfers always keep score. That's patently untrue, and it only took a three second google search to prove it. I actually could have called up any of the dozen of golfers I know, some of whom are PGAs, and gotten the same answer.
 
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